I Am Intelligent

The top 50 of my thoughts about sex:

1.The best time for sex is when it happens itself
2.The best time for sex in the morning when we brush teeth
3.The best time for sex is on vacation, and we have more time
4.The best time for sex...

I was often accused of being intelligent. My grades in school; grade school through college, were mostly B's. Sometimes I managed A's, other times I got C's. Anyway, people often described me as Smart, highly intelligent, and several...

I am a relatively intelligent young woman. What's more, I enjoy learning things and am constantly trying to further my understanding of the world around me. And, you know what, I'm not going to apologize for it. Just because I'm good at...

actually i take that back. i'm a fool.

I am indeed... I may look like a fool, coz I want to... I can be critical because I need to... I can be whatever I want because I am intelligent.. I just know the fact...

There was a time when I would get frustrated with stupid people on a daily basis. Some Ass-Clown would sit at an intersection waiting for me to make a left turn when he or she had the right-of-way going straight. The light would change...

My freezer needs defrosting.Tomorrow I shall place all the contents in the sink, get out the cheap hairdryer that I bought just for this purpose (£9:00) and set it to hot.The freezer will take 20 minutes or less to completely defrost...

There is an intelligence that is "book smart," and can repeat lots of information, and then there is an all around intelligence with common sense, I think. I am not book smart, but I "get things" that others have to have explained to...

Ok, so once apon a time I thought I was intellegent! Book-smart, A's in school, medals and awards, ect. Street-smarts? Oh, That was nil to none! And common sense? Yeah, that was ify, too.
One of the greatest paradoxes of life is, the...

I am intelligent, yes I am. Do you want me to display some intelligence for you?, ok I will. Here we go.....2+2=4*crowd* goes wild, (Yaaay) *cheers are heard*(Calm down people, calm down)Here's some more of my intelligence.1+1=2*crowd...

I've taken a couple online IQ tests and one in my Psychology class in high school and I've scored about 140 on all of them. I'm not sure I trust them that much because average intelligence is supposed to be 100 for my age. I don't feel...

I used to work for a cell phone company doing customer service, when my calls were reviewed by my boss I was told I'm doing a great job but I needed to "dumb down my words!" I couldn't grasp that concept because I was speaking how I...

I can act stupid and say stuff I'd later regret.I have two sides,an intelligent clever and quick person and a incompetent idiot who makes a fool out of themselves and can't do anything right..so yeah,that's me

Its like having a higher gear than most people.I have experienced being stupid, it was not fun. At the lowest point of my depression, i couldn't concentrate or remember much, i was being constantly outsmarted, and concepts that seemed...

When it comes to school, I am smart. Math is simple for me, Science classes bore, I'm better at speaking than my English teacher (who sounds like a hill-billy -_-), and I easily get A's on my essays. I'm not trying to sound boastful or...

Sometimes I wish I could just be stupid, so I'd be happy, but I could never betray my thoughts like that.
Because, when you're intelligent, you just don't belong. Nobody pays you much attention. They don't bother to see if you're coping...

I won a spelling bee in the third grade. I was up against fifth graders.
I'm currently a seventh grader, but I venture outside of the curriculum on my own. Just yesterday I was researching endocrinology for no good reason. In fact, I'm...