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I Am Irony

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    ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky,

    “I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea.”
    Jenimichel Jenimichel 41-45, F 2 Responses Oct 31, 2013

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    What Say You?

    I was staring at my profile.  Looking over my points and how they will turn into tokens. EP magic, they say (this is just a segue). ;p And I notice my group experiences. How I have them arranged as what I deem important right now. They change from time to time. Not necessarily...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 3 Responses Feb 13, 2012

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    Writer Who Can't Spell Worth...

    1) I write a lot in my work, and I always hated grammar, English and writing in school. 2) In college, only a few years ago, I had a professor ask me to consider having one of my research papers published. However, my spell-check is constantly having to correct the word...
    nuther1 nuther1 51-55, M 2 Responses Sep 3, 2013

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    Msg Frm Beyond As With Expectations...

    When i came to change myself I got how little is the chance people have to change me, and how protected I m in being "me".When i came to maintain myself I got how many are the chances people have to change me, and how vulnerable I m in being" me".how much i spend my own life and...
    sunshines333 sunshines333 18-21, F Nov 7, 2012

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    Something about this just seems awesome to me.It also makes me want to make a "you're so poor" joke.
    m3mb3r1 m3mb3r1 26-30, M 1 Response Nov 23

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    Isn't it ironic how the person who can make you so happy can also make you so sad?
    whyusteens whyusteens 13-15, F Nov 29

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    Irony.... I'm a gainer aiming for immobility and currently not getting out of bed to increase weight gain and 2 ads on my page are for weight loss. Oh the Irony
    HmidGainer HmidGainer 18-21, M Dec 6

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    You know, I never thought I'd actually live to be 16 and I don't know how I feel about it. My birthday is Friday and I should be excited but i'm not. Nothing changes, i'm still...
    FreedomIsWhatIDesire FreedomIsWhatIDesire 16-17, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    My best friend in high school passed away a few years ago. She was considered the “trouble maker”, but she found out, right before we graduated that she had bipolar...
    katzlaw katzlaw 36-40, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I consider my self to be extremely open minded. and i think i can accept everything about anyone. there are things i don't l but i can accept the most taboo, the most alien...
    Chinsei Chinsei 26-30, M Nov 21

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    Been so for about six years. When I first started out I was actually in better health than I ended up a couple of months later, but that’s just life for you and in the great...
    morea morea 22-25, F 4 Responses Nov 22

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    oh the irony of the picture for this group
    Lai96 Lai96 18-21, F Nov 23

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    I've been depressed for about 2-3 years now, funny thing is that if one was to see me normally, I am a very social person. I like talking to people, and making them laugh I guess...
    JaRuss JaRuss 18-21 Nov 24

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    some ppl who think they no me assume they know what I'd do think and say without me even saying doing or thinking them. The irony is they couldn't be more off from what I really am...
    TheAnonymous99 TheAnonymous99 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 24

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    Well tomorrow is the day...the ex gf finds out how far along she is, gets to hear the heart beat, gets to finalized the destruction of a young mans life because she didn't properly...
    nolasanchez30 nolasanchez30 31-35, F 6 Responses Nov 25

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    I don't get why I have to sit and watch priests chant hymns that I don't understand. Why should I sit through all that smoke and fire? What's worse- people are all watching! Like...
    mridulaharihar mridulaharihar 22-25, F Nov 30

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    Oh I do! I really really do a lot. You can't have the least of the least idea how much I still do. But the only irony of this all that she suddenly stopped and turned away; no...
    DAKtheligislator DAKtheligislator 26-30, M Nov 30

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    lol oh the irony . i thought i had ****** it up before , turns out i didn't even know the proper definition of "******* up". its all over now . its what i thought the other day...
    Musicaddict02 Musicaddict02 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 30

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    Funny little moment while shopping: My Dad and I were at the checkout line at the store and he saw one of the display magazines that had news of popular women being pregnant. He...
    DarkWallflower DarkWallflower 18-21, M 2 Responses Nov 30

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    From a conversation with a friend earlier: It's kind of crazy, for many EP is a place of anonymity where you can just be you. Yet for me, I realize how perceptions, assumptions...
    LOMD LOMD 31-35, M 1 Response Dec 1

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    I just love how this experience attracts the feminazi's on this website. You live and let live as long as what someone else is doing does inflict suffering upon you. But these...
    crowe15 crowe15 22-25, M 2 Responses Dec 1

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    i finally found my soulmate, so did he. but the irony of it all is that we both have our significant other. why on earth we get to found our soul mates, but at the end, we can...
    2ndbest 2ndbest 31-35, F Dec 2

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    Just gonna say a little something ironic. So I got assigned to a group project in my psych class on psychological disorders. And with the irony of the world, my group got bipolar...
    Kel98 Kel98 18-21, F Dec 3

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    I've never killed myself over a girl before. I mean yeah, sigh and laugh at the irony I squeezed in there. She doesn't have any reason to indirectly kill me.. And I'm really hoping...
    LegitimateRabbit LegitimateRabbit 18-21, M 1 Response Dec 4

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    Somehow I rarely feel any romantic attraction to someone close to me or even in the same country, but people on the other side of the world can get me thinking of them all day...
    Gentle153 Gentle153 26-30, M 3 Responses Dec 4

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    I think people think your mad when you say I hated living in Australia. Just watching wanted down-under makes me stressed thinking back to our life there....its been 7 years and I...
    doriseena doriseena 46-50 2 Responses Dec 5

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    The Back-story: Almost 3 years ago I met this woman, a couple years older than me, at work. We hit it off instantly, and eventually became truly friends. At the time of us meeting...
    mperez4855 mperez4855 22-25, M 5 Responses Dec 5

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    I write this with my own experience in mind, I do not judge anyone yet I will 'preach' about how addiction can ruin your quality of life. I have struggled with opiates, but...
    TheCoitalQueen TheCoitalQueen 31-35, F 3 Responses Dec 6

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    The irony of the term "average person" is that every single one of us is special. - me
    aag311 aag311 41-45, M 1 Response Dec 6

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    Late at night and feeling lonely... I wake up from the couch and drag myself to my bed. I have a gf but we sleep in separate rooms/beds. I don't want it to be that way...not in my...
    AfterToday AfterToday 36-40, M 1 Response Dec 7

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    Just a saying my speech teacher once told me about relationships. When we are single, we tend to see the happy couples and the fun in loving someone. When we are in a relationship...
    SimplyJean SimplyJean 16-17, F 1 Response Dec 7

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    Have you ever gotten drunk and then got kicked out of a mall because you and your friend were laying on he floor talking about how everyone else is stupid? (Oh the irony..) And...
    Rosaalie Rosaalie 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 8

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    True story: when i was in the Marines my MARDET squad got called in to participate in a civilian EVAC, in Africa, some peace corps workers had gotten into SERIOUS trouble by a...
    AntonioV AntonioV 46-50, M 3 Responses Dec 8

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    The first shower I ever remember was given to me by my mother. She would run the water as hot as she could and rub my skin until it was red. She insisted that she was washing away...
    Plungeintoadream Plungeintoadream 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 8

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    An endless road with no clarity only agony and irony.
    ForTheFallen ForTheFallen 22-25, M Dec 9

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    I'm not saying I'm hugely together yet or ever will be, but - at 53 - and in many ways just this last few months, I'm so much stronger and lively, there's an energy surge running...
    percolatinglightly percolatinglightly 51-55, M 1 Response Dec 11

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    We got snow today. Nothing heavy—just a teaser. Snow is so flippant when compared to rain. Rain falls with a purpose towards the ground. Snows twirls and moves about in the...
    robertsnj robertsnj 46-50, M Dec 11

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    It's just kind of amazing how the attributes of our cultures is knitted together. How did our trail of discovering lead to digital art and thousands of condiments? Or fake plants...
    queenjellyfish queenjellyfish 16-17, F 2 Responses Dec 11

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    I've decided to stop trying to talk about my depression. I'm also ignoring the irony of talking about it right now. I just need to get this out of my mind. I've seen doctors for...
    NeverTrulyWanted NeverTrulyWanted 22-25, F 4 Responses Dec 11

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    This story begins more than two decades before I met my future husband. My MIL and FIL received an inheritance of a sort early. They used the money to buy my future husband's...
    NoNameUSA NoNameUSA 41-45 a week ago

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    I have schizoaffective disorder. I'm sitting at home on a friday night by myself. First of all I didn't have the energy to go out, secondly, I just never seem to have plans...
    krome13 krome13 31-35, M 1 Response a week ago

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    We went out last night for a date, to a local art museum. There was an excellent live band playing Flamenco music, wine served, and a small hors d'oeuvre plate... really a setup...
    IStallion IStallion 46-50 a week ago

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    The young want to be older and the old want to be younger. I laugh at how I want to be more mature and sensible, because I have a feeling when I'm more developed in years, I'll...
    ElementofThought ElementofThought 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    I dated this guy that was a little older than me and apparently my 'best friend' liked him before we dated. She never told me that she liked him, ever, and I even asked her for her...
    mouthyrage mouthyrage 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I tend to daydream in class(what success i can possibly attain in the future)sometimes, especially when we take notes, then i go home and get frustrated with a massive amount of...
    mysteryteen04 mysteryteen04 16-17, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    The Irony Of Choking On A Lifesaver- All Time Low
    AtlPunk1D AtlPunk1D 13-15, F 6 days ago