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I Am Irony

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    I was staring at my profile.  Looking over my points and how they will turn into tokens. EP magic, they say (this is just a segue). ;p And I notice my group experiences. How I have them arranged as what I deem important right now. They change from time to time. Not necessarily...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 3 Responses Feb 13, 2012

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    ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky,

    “I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea.”
    Jenimichel Jenimichel 41-45, F 2 Responses Oct 31, 2013

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    Oh yes I am nothing if not self aware.

    We are all irony..yes, even you..(especially you..)..all of us-- here & now--on this interstellar carousal..are nothing if not a moving panorama of palpable contradictions...
    Tannasheart Tannasheart 51-55, F Jan 25

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    Writer Who Can't Spell Worth...

    1) I write a lot in my work, and I always hated grammar, English and writing in school. 2) In college, only a few years ago, I had a professor ask me to consider having one of my research papers published. However, my spell-check is constantly having to correct the word...
    nuther1 nuther1 51-55, M 1 Response Sep 3, 2013

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    Msg Frm Beyond As With Expectations...

    When i came to change myself I got how little is the chance people have to change me, and how protected I m in being "me".When i came to maintain myself I got how many are the chances people have to change me, and how vulnerable I m in being" me".how much i spend my own life and...
    sunshines333 sunshines333 18-21, F Nov 7, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    The amount of bourbon I drink speaks volumes!
    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M Mar 18

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    The divide between different types of Asians...I am Asian-Australian, born in Australia and for a number of reasons and experiences, growing up I was very dismissive and embarassed...
    bornfree17 bornfree17 22-25, F 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    He was the one thing I thought I did right. the irony of it, he doesn't think I can do anything right.
    freethinker1234 freethinker1234 26-30, F Mar 18

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    The irony of this experience though is that people are complaining about celebrities in this group meaning you're caring and giving them attention lmao ;-;
    lunamoon12 lunamoon12 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 19

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    The tragic irony of life is that, when I invest my heart into something, I fail every time. When I don't give a ****, I succeed with flying colors. The challenge comes in making...
    CloseButNoGuitar CloseButNoGuitar 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 22

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    I have always been that. Average student, average brains, average intellect and average looks. Maybe below average on the last part, now I think of it. Its so suffocating. Its sad...
    bujji14 bujji14 22-25, F 5 Responses Mar 23

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    “sprezzatura” (noun) An untranslatable Italian word, sprezzatura is defined as “a defensive irony.” It is a studied art of concealment, it is a way to mask your true...
    Steven0419 Steven0419 18-21, M Mar 23

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    I'm both my closest friend and my worst enemy. Talk about irony.
    CloseButNoGuitar CloseButNoGuitar 26-30, M 4 Responses Mar 24

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    I'm very bad at expressing myself, I can't explain things well, speak out hm feelings, and so on. Too add to the irony I know five languages but can't seem to just speak like a...
    RedDog123321 RedDog123321 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 24

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    The irony of the use of you're.....
    thescruffofamoose thescruffofamoose 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 24

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    I'm sorry if you think this is horrible. I don't think this is the best I've written myself. Strangled by a Curse Cries shatter the eerie silence Lonesome tombs, at rest but...
    DarkLoser DarkLoser 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 27

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    Does anyone think it is strange that pro life people bvmb abortion clinics and now I just got a death threat by a pro lifer over email? Does anyone see the stereotypical irony here...
    maryshouldofaborted maryshouldofaborted 26-30, F 8 Responses Mar 27

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    On How Many Englishmen Does it Take To Screw In A Prince's Light bulb.Usually, I litter my commentaries with a generous dose of analogies and allegories, or metaphors and similes a...
    diegodlavega diegodlavega 46-50, M 4 Responses Mar 28

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    I began thinking about the irony of life - huge topic I know...for instance two things that can flip your thoughts upside down are life and death. With life comes love...with love...
    SmartSweet1 SmartSweet1 51-55, F 3 Responses Mar 29

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    I had an epiphany a few days ago I was sitting on a stoop in front of a gas station thinking about how I was at the point of no return, feeling broken to the point I couldn't even...
    OhhBoyOhBoy OhhBoyOhBoy 26-30, M Mar 31

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    So... Of Mice and Men. A friend of mine tried to tell me that John Steinbeck was overwhelmingly sexist, which is why he didn't give Curly's wife a name. I thought it was supposed...
    IntenseCookie IntenseCookie 16-17, F 7 Responses Apr 1

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    The thrill in the hunt... When my spirit got free from my body, I ran out and catched my first rabbit. it was beautiful. That taste was awesome. That irony blood taste.
    zeoos14 zeoos14 13-15, M 6 Responses Apr 1

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    I'm back in Liverpool, And everything seems the same, But I worked something out last night, That changed this little boys brain, A small piece of advice, That took twenty-two...
    TheFlamingLips TheFlamingLips 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 4

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    What random thoughts go through the mind of one depressed person? I decided to expose myself just this once, if not any more in future. If anyone out there relates to this, I know...
    mysteriouseverything mysteriouseverything 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 5

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    I am surprised. it was more comedy than anything. some fool must of flagged me but it wasn't too out of line so someone decided they would be the judge. whoever they were they are...
    trent74 trent74 36-40, M Apr 7

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    I hate the hater. I really do.Come, Drink in the Irony this morning. Mean Girl spotted on Okcupid.http://johnaugust.com/2009/wherefore-does-not-mean-whereCould have just looked it...
    ManifestoOfThePhoenix ManifestoOfThePhoenix 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 8

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    If I want America to do more than fail, I would insure our radical, unpredictable enemies could get nuclear weapons. If I wanted America to fail … To follow, not lead; to suffer...
    Brooke01 Brooke01 18-21, F 7 Responses Apr 9

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    So, yes, I am in a long distance relationship. Never thought that’s gonna be my story, but here we are. It’s been going on for 8 months, and it sucks. No, let’s get it...
    essig88 essig88 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 10

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    Another thing I find funny is how whenever you write a story where you really put a lot of effort in,it doesn't always get a lot of likes or comments etc.But when you write a story...
    simpleandpossible simpleandpossible 22-25, F Apr 10

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    I am so strange around guys that I am the least bit attracted to. The irony is that most of my friends are guys. I know guys think I am cute but I am too hardcore and not enough...
    invisibleme119 invisibleme119 16-17 4 Responses Apr 10

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    I was kinda having a bad day today..and it seems as tho when your day starts going bad..... it just gets progressively worse.... but.. almost at the end of my very bad day...
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester 41-45, F 4 Responses a week ago

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    1. I love people with a sense of humor. 2.I say I hate dishonesty, but have been myself. 3.I love with an intensity that borders on insanity. 4.I get quiet and easily lose myself...
    alucard25 alucard25 22-25, M 4 days ago

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    I hate talking to morons but the irony is, now it's a part of my profession :)
    imurfriend imurfriend 26-30, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    What was it? A word? A sentence? A moment of doubt? As simple as that?“Sometimes the best and worst times of your life can coincide. It is a talent of the soul to discover...
    TheOneYouDontWantToKnow TheOneYouDontWantToKnow 41-45, F 3 days ago

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    My younger sister, Tanya. She's quite the nerdy and loves science and mathematics just like me, and we both connect pretty well together even though it sometimes get a little rough...
    iTetra iTetra 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    No point trying to post what I wanted to anymore. EP have removed my attempts twice. It was a piece on the crap that women have to 'put up with' at the hands of men, often...
    LuxThePoet LuxThePoet 41-45, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    So many talk about the Pervy men on this site nonstop , what about these thirsty broads ? I done had at least 5 message me asking for a picture of my D#ck and the irony is these...
    Princeofnothing Princeofnothing 18-21, M 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    I don't. People are people and they do things differently than us. I don't care that some people may only speak of certain things or date certain people based off of a single...
    RationalCutie RationalCutie 22-25, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    Hey all, just wanna write about my feelings. I found the right group to convey what I am feeling. In my life, I have found very few who really understand me. I sometimes feel...
    alexmatilda alexmatilda 31-35, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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