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I Am Irony

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    Msg Frm Beyond As With Expectations...

    When i came to change myself I got how little is the chance people have to change me, and how protected I m in being "me".When i came to maintain myself I got how many are the chances people have to change me, and how vulnerable I m in being" me".how much i spend my own life and...
    sunshines333 sunshines333 18-21, F Nov 7, 2012

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    What Say You?

    I was staring at my profile.  Looking over my points and how they will turn into tokens. EP magic, they say (this is just a segue). ;p And I notice my group experiences. How I have them arranged as what I deem important right now. They change from time to time. Not necessarily...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 3 Responses Feb 13, 2012

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    Writer Who Can't Spell Worth...

    1) I write a lot in my work, and I always hated grammar, English and writing in school. 2) In college, only a few years ago, I had a professor ask me to consider having one of my research papers published. However, my spell-check is constantly having to correct the word...
    nuther1 nuther1 51-55, M 1 Response Sep 3, 2013

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    ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky,

    “I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea.”
    Jenimichel Jenimichel 41-45, F 2 Responses Oct 31, 2013

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    Oh yes I am nothing if not self aware.

    We are all irony..yes, even you..(especially you..)..all of us-- here & now--on this interstellar carousal..are nothing if not a moving panorama of palpable contradictions...
    Tannasheart Tannasheart 51-55, F Jan 25

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    Lolz.. I'm sorry but if you're choking on a lifesaver (candy) I'm going to laugh.. whether it's before or after i help you hahaha.. that's just Golden Irony :D
    Tripp93 Tripp93 18-21, M 19 hrs ago

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    I'm probably Quackers...
    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M Mar 26

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    I'm sorry if you think this is horrible. I don't think this is the best I've written myself. Strangled by a Curse Cries shatter the eerie silence Lonesome tombs, at rest but...
    ArtInsanity ArtInsanity 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 27

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    Does anyone think it is strange that pro life people bvmb abortion clinics and now I just got a death threat by a pro lifer over email? Does anyone see the stereotypical irony here...
    maryshouldofaborted maryshouldofaborted 26-30, F 8 Responses Mar 27

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    On How Many Englishmen Does it Take To Screw In A Prince's Light bulb.Usually, I litter my commentaries with a generous dose of analogies and allegories, or metaphors and similes a...
    diegodlavega diegodlavega 46-50, M 4 Responses Mar 28

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    I began thinking about the irony of life - huge topic I know...for instance two things that can flip your thoughts upside down are life and death. With life comes love...with love...
    SmartSweet1 SmartSweet1 51-55, F 3 Responses Mar 29

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    I had an epiphany a few days ago I was sitting on a stoop in front of a gas station thinking about how I was at the point of no return, feeling broken to the point I couldn't even...
    OhhBoyOhBoy OhhBoyOhBoy 26-30, M Mar 31

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    So... Of Mice and Men. A friend of mine tried to tell me that John Steinbeck was overwhelmingly sexist, which is why he didn't give Curly's wife a name. I thought it was supposed...
    IntenseCookie IntenseCookie 16-17, F 7 Responses Apr 1

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    The thrill in the hunt... When my spirit got free from my body, I ran out and catched my first rabbit. it was beautiful. That taste was awesome. That irony blood taste.
    zeoos14 zeoos14 13-15, M 6 Responses Apr 1

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    I'm back in Liverpool, And everything seems the same, But I worked something out last night, That changed this little boys brain, A small piece of advice, That took twenty-two...
    TheFlamingLips TheFlamingLips 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 4

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    What random thoughts go through the mind of one depressed person? I decided to expose myself just this once, if not any more in future. If anyone out there relates to this, I know...
    mysteriouseverything mysteriouseverything 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 5

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    Isn't it an irony that we are getting dressed in clothes that we buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that we are still paying for - in order to get to the job we need...
    koh72 koh72 41-45, M 7 Responses Apr 6

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    I am surprised. it was more comedy than anything. some fool must of flagged me but it wasn't too out of line so someone decided they would be the judge. whoever they were they are...
    trent74 trent74 36-40, M Apr 7

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    I hate the hater. I really do.Come, Drink in the Irony this morning. Mean Girl spotted on Okcupid.http://johnaugust.com/2009/wherefore-does-not-mean-whereCould have just looked it...
    ManifestoOfThePhoenix ManifestoOfThePhoenix 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 8

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    If I want America to do more than fail, I would insure our radical, unpredictable enemies could get nuclear weapons. If I wanted America to fail … To follow, not lead; to suffer...
    Brooke01 Brooke01 18-21, F 7 Responses Apr 9

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    So, yes, I am in a long distance relationship. Never thought that’s gonna be my story, but here we are. It’s been going on for 8 months, and it sucks. No, let’s get it...
    essig88 essig88 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 10

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    Another thing I find funny is how whenever you write a story where you really put a lot of effort in,it doesn't always get a lot of likes or comments etc.But when you write a story...
    simpleandpossible simpleandpossible 22-25, F Apr 10

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    I am so strange around guys that I am the least bit attracted to. The irony is that most of my friends are guys. I know guys think I am cute but I am too hardcore and not enough...
    PuertoRicanDominica PuertoRicanDominica 16-17 4 Responses Apr 10

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    I was kinda having a bad day today..and it seems as tho when your day starts going bad..... it just gets progressively worse.... but.. almost at the end of my very bad day...
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 10

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    1. I love people with a sense of humor. 2.I say I hate dishonesty, but have been myself. 3.I love with an intensity that borders on insanity. 4.I get quiet and easily lose myself...
    alucard25 alucard25 22-25, M Apr 13

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    I hate talking to morons but the irony is, now it's a part of my profession :)
    imurfriend imurfriend 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 15

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    What was it? A word? A sentence? A moment of doubt? As simple as that?“Sometimes the best and worst times of your life can coincide. It is a talent of the soul to discover...
    TheOneYouDontWantToKnow TheOneYouDontWantToKnow 41-45, F Apr 15

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    My younger sister, Tanya. She's quite the nerdy and loves science and mathematics just like me, and we both connect pretty well together even though it sometimes get a little rough...
    iTetra iTetra 13-15, F Apr 16

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    No point trying to post what I wanted to anymore. EP have removed my attempts twice. It was a piece on the crap that women have to 'put up with' at the hands of men, often...
    LuxThePoet LuxThePoet 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 17

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    So many talk about the Pervy men on this site nonstop , what about these thirsty broads ? I done had at least 5 message me asking for a picture of my D#ck and the irony is these...
    Princeofnothing Princeofnothing 18-21, M 5 Responses a week ago

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    I don't. People are people and they do things differently than us. I don't care that some people may only speak of certain things or date certain people based off of a single...
    RationalCutie RationalCutie 22-25, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    Hey all, just wanna write about my feelings. I found the right group to convey what I am feeling. In my life, I have found very few who really understand me. I sometimes feel...
    alexmatilda alexmatilda 31-35, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    The divide between different types of Asians...I am Asian-Australian, born in Australia and for a number of reasons and experiences, growing up I was very dismissive and embarassed...
    bornfree17 bornfree17 22-25, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    After four years of dating, and 3 months of marriage, I think your stories have helped me identify why I have never felt connected to my husband, always found him superficial...
    PAWnomore PAWnomore 41-45, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    **Note: due to character limitations, the full version of this story can only be viewed on the EP website.** Anyone who has read my stories here on EP, knows that I speak...
    Loverofpeace Loverofpeace 41-45, F 11 Responses 5 days ago

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    The river keeps flowing but the tragedy is when one bank flourish the other has to erode to maintain balance. Its always a nice feeling to see prosperity and happiness all around...
    trappedwings trappedwings 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    The simplest explanation for MRA's and Meninists: In our current social structure, women possess the majority of sexual capital. I think a lot of young men see this and feel...
    Auberon89 Auberon89 36-40, M 6 Responses 3 days ago

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    I notice that people who post on here the most about wanting to be accepted for who they are and not judged are the ones who have some weird anonymous sounding handle and no...
    katariffik katariffik 31-35, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    This generation wouldn't remember but in the cold war, when everyone was picking sides between the us and the USSR, choosing between freedom and totalitarianism, Israel was on our...
    MrsBradley1122 MrsBradley1122 56-60, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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