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I Am Irony

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    ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky,

    “I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea.”
    Jenimichel Jenimichel 41-45, F 1 Response Oct 31, 2013

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    Writer Who Can't Spell Worth...

    1) I write a lot in my work, and I always hated grammar, English and writing in school. 2) In college, only a few years ago, I had a professor ask me to consider having one of my research papers published. However, my spell-check is constantly having to correct the word...
    nuther1 nuther1 51-55, M 2 Responses Sep 3, 2013

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    Msg Frm Beyond As With Expectations...

    When i came to change myself I got how little is the chance people have to change me, and how protected I m in being "me".When i came to maintain myself I got how many are the chances people have to change me, and how vulnerable I m in being" me".how much i spend my own life and...
    sunshines333 sunshines333 18-21, F Nov 7, 2012

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    What Say You?

    I was staring at my profile.  Looking over my points and how they will turn into tokens. EP magic, they say (this is just a segue). ;p And I notice my group experiences. How I have them arranged as what I deem important right now. They change from time to time. Not necessarily...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 3 Responses Feb 13, 2012

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    I just died. Lmao. (With photo)
    Callllie Callllie 70+, F 1 Response Oct 26

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    '****** Fraud' A Crime? Absolutely. An irony? Indeed. One that is perpetrated by the victim, against the victim. The ultimate irony. I never got the 'faked ******'. I have...
    Tannasheart Tannasheart 46-50, F Oct 29

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    ...and I liked it. It was in a church. Oh, the irony.
    Colourfi Colourfi 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 26

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    How's this for irony You crave and live some one There the same sex so your patients would kill you And yet the one real reason you can't have him? In attempting to impress him...
    Drsoftpaw Drsoftpaw 13-15, M 1 Response Oct 26

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    I like a girl who doesn't feel the same about me. We met so long ago and she liked me but I had feelings for my first and only girlfriend (who no longer had any feelings towards me...
    VicariousHope VicariousHope 22-25, M 1 Response Oct 27

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    I was in third grade when I was first diagnosed with ADHD. I had encephalitis (swelling of the brain) the summer before I started first grade and my sister had also been diagnosed...
    patricialeigh patricialeigh 31-35, M 2 Responses Oct 27

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    I wish I could hate you, but I can't I love you the most, but you hurt me the most Guess they were right when they said opposite attracts I can't stomach you, but can't stop...
    FrenzyElle FrenzyElle 22-25, F 2 Responses Oct 28

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    I was like 4 or 5 and it was earth cadre. I've always wanted a full darth vader helmet and finally got one. Plan was to go trick or treating with the best bud :P I got sick. Well...
    AlwaysAnonnymous AlwaysAnonnymous 13-15, M Oct 29

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    A long time ago this guy came into my life for only two short weeks, but his impact on me has lasted a life time. I wasn't in control when we were together, as hard as I tried I...
    Kevin2017 Kevin2017 16-17, M Oct 29

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    It's funny how I think I'm happy, but then the next moment I'm really sad and I feel like I'm completely alone, and I just want to crumble and cry, but instead I have to smile and...
    loveyourselfalwaysxx loveyourselfalwaysxx 13-15, F Oct 29

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    Why is it that the greatest irony of love is letting go when you want to hold on, and holding on when you need to let go? You can never find the right person if you can never let...
    Lostnalone22 Lostnalone22 31-35, F 2 Responses Oct 30

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    I am recently watching a documentary about a Chinese guy hitchhiked all the way from Beijing to Berlin to see his girlfriend. His girlfriend was going back to Germany, and he...
    ChicaAudaz ChicaAudaz 18-21, F 5 Responses Oct 31

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    I love the spookiness, the horror aspect of it. As a whole i'm not to keen on it, mainly due to the background of it, people claiming its harmless fun. If you allow your kids to...
    sidraa sidraa 16-17, F Nov 1

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    The entire 20 years that my husband and I have been married, he has always teased me about having a boyfriend. Today when I got home from seeing my MM and doing the grocery...
    nikalpikal nikalpikal 41-45, F 7 Responses Nov 2

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    3) I never lie OH THE IRONY WHEN A PERSON SAYS THIS! 2) I don't have any more '____' (item) I mean, guurrrl? I see you hidin' that packet of gum from me.. 1)I have read and...
    IRID3SC3NT IRID3SC3NT 13-15, F Nov 2

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    So many I listen to them on repeat Crave you by flight facilities Stolen dance by milky chance Pack up by Eliza Doolittle Lovers in the parking lot by solange So many more that...
    sunnydiana sunnydiana 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 3

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    Two of my favorite albums are Crimson and Agony and Irony
    ForTheFallen ForTheFallen 22-25, M Nov 3

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    'Dance in the rain, because you can't wait for the storm to be over to be productive' Iv heard a million of them, those jingles and cliche mantras that taste sour and slighty...
    yourtheocean yourtheocean 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 3

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    Tomorrow is one year since I've told my "best friend" I was gay. One year later.... Everything's changed. My personal thoughts and mentality in the way I see and view ever little...
    OpenHeights OpenHeights 13-15, M 2 Responses Nov 4

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    War doesn't determine who is right, it only determines who is left. -From Fallout 3 house robot ^_^ Its not really funny but it kind of is due to the irony of it all.
    ultraterrestrial ultraterrestrial 26-30, F Nov 5

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    I am better in expressing my feelings through writing. If i'm not in the medical field maybe i would be a writer. Whatever I am feeling right now i can better communicate it...
    Ladyling Ladyling 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 6

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    This really makes NO SENSE. If I want to read ALL stories in a group I'm interested in, I have to leave my mobile app, and google the title of the group name, only then can I read...
    Carissimi Carissimi 56-60, F 5 Responses Nov 8

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    Hi, I'm ...... and I am a child of an alcoholic .. I tell a bit of my story to myself and for myself.. But feel free to listen, perhaps you can recognizing me in you. My mother...
    htheart htheart 36-40, F 6 Responses Nov 9

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    But I love the irony of having the option to post about it.
    m3mb3r1 m3mb3r1 26-30, M Nov 9

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    I am a chronic relapser. I have relapsed so many times I've lost count. The worst part is that once you have a foundation of recovery and you've been through the same horrible...
    EmperorJulian EmperorJulian 46-50, M 3 Responses Nov 10

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    I am a pilates and Yoga girl...Its my addiction...If i cannot exercise because of scheduling conflicts, something feels off in my day...The irony is i cannot run ..Not even a light...
    warriormama warriormama 41-45, F 4 Responses Nov 11

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    Things I hate: Racism Asian ppl(im Asian so it's not discrimination) Making lists Irony
    luckychan12 luckychan12 13-15, M Nov 11

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    There is a news story online right now about some 68 yr old man who threatened his own DAUGHTER with a rifle over a game if Battleship!!!!! There is irony there... But it gets...
    Tasha15Girl Tasha15Girl 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 12

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    The statement should be, "I think grades do not *define* how intelligent you are." The word of the day is "irony." Go learn it.
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F 27 Responses Nov 12

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    I took a break from EP for a while. This was partly due to being busy, but admittedly I had also become somewhat bored by the site. Lo and behold, I seem to be having another...
    GlassInMy GlassInMy 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 13

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    Seeking inner peace can be as simple as just getting away from the chaos of outer noise to help experience quietude to a seeking of the most sublime peace possible - The "Peace...
    Ashanti Ashanti 51-55 Nov 13

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    I thank God every day for finally showing me my calling in life. It took a long time to fully understand it, but now that I do, I will live the rest of my days on earth...
    QuickandtheDead QuickandtheDead 46-50, M 2 Responses Nov 13

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    I was wondering if it was worse being lonely as a young person or lonely as an older person. As bad as it may feel now, it felt much worse when I was young, and I believe that's...
    Carissimi Carissimi 56-60, F 6 Responses Nov 14

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    I do find it interesting how primarily we humans seek out the things we like the look of. Including people/potential partners. Whether it be at work, in the pub or anywhere we go...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 2 Responses Nov 14

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    I like the site, but I really hate how it's run. No joke. Take a recent issue I've had with them as the perfect example; I received a message from staff, claiming that content that...
    Iamalpha Iamalpha 26-30, M Nov 14

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    We humans as rational beings evolved and we are privileged to have a very clearer conscience and think about our existence. We shouldn’t fight for survival as animals. We should...
    DiegoSMarinho DiegoSMarinho 16-17, M Nov 14

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    We humans as rational beings evolved and we are privileged to have a very clearer conscience and think about our existence. We shouldn’t fight for survival as animals. We should...
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    We humans as rational beings evolved and we are privileged to have a very clearer conscience and think about our existence. We shouldn’t fight for survival as animals. We should...
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    We humans as rational beings evolved and we are privileged to have a very clearer conscience and think about our existence. We shouldn’t fight for survival as animals. We should...
    DiegoSMarinho DiegoSMarinho 16-17, M Nov 14

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    We humans as rational beings evolved and we are privileged to have a very clearer conscience and think about our existence. We shouldn’t fight for survival as animals. We should...
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    We humans as rational beings evolved and we are privileged to have a very clearer conscience and think about our existence. We shouldn’t fight for survival as animals. We should...
    DiegoSMarinho DiegoSMarinho 16-17, M 1 Response Nov 14

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    I met this woman and fell for her instantly. I wasn't ready for romance though because I needed to work on myself. I thought I was making progress too. So I tried to suppress my...
    AlexCorvace AlexCorvace 26-30, M 4 Responses Nov 16