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I Am Irony

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    I was staring at my profile.  Looking over my points and how they will turn into tokens. EP magic, they say (this is just a segue). ;p And I notice my group experiences. How I have them arranged as what I deem important right now. They change from time to time. Not necessarily...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 3 Responses Feb 13, 2012

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    Msg Frm Beyond As With Expectations...

    When i came to change myself I got how little is the chance people have to change me, and how protected I m in being "me".When i came to maintain myself I got how many are the chances people have to change me, and how vulnerable I m in being" me".how much i spend my own life and...
    sunshines333 sunshines333 18-21, F Nov 7, 2012

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    Oh yes I am nothing if not self aware.

    We are all irony..yes, even you..(especially you..)..all of us-- here & now--on this interstellar carousal..are nothing if not a moving panorama of palpable contradictions...
    Tannasheart Tannasheart 51-55, F Jan 25

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    Writer Who Can't Spell Worth...

    1) I write a lot in my work, and I always hated grammar, English and writing in school. 2) In college, only a few years ago, I had a professor ask me to consider having one of my research papers published. However, my spell-check is constantly having to correct the word...
    nuther1 nuther1 51-55, M 2 Responses Sep 3, 2013

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    ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky,

    “I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea.”
    Jenimichel Jenimichel 41-45, F 2 Responses Oct 31, 2013

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    I'm sure I posted this before but I'm not sure where. I grew up in a small village with my mum and dad, sister and orphaned cousin (Sonny). Sonny was a few weeks older than me and...
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    Angry logic filled with sarcastic and irony driven humour. Haha! I can't think of anything more custom designed or fitted to my sensibilities. Though I haven't seen his sketch show...
    TrueZetetic TrueZetetic 26-30, M Jan 29

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    “Sometimes the best and worst times of your life can coincide. It is a talent of the soul to discover the joy in pain—-thinking of moments you long for, and knowing you’ll...
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    Lynessence Lynessence 31-35, F Jan 31

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    Super skinny guy here who only loves and cares for big and chubby girls. Irony much? :D
    kawaiiBaka kawaiiBaka 22-25, M 1 Response Feb 3

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    I do,especially love songs weather its heartbreak ones or happy love ones..it's funny how I was listening to this old love song from a while back and I was wondering if that was...
    simpleandpossible simpleandpossible 22-25, F Feb 3

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    I think Ethan Frome is a good book. I actually liked the depressing mood and all of the irony in the story. Many people disagree with me on this.
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    naftali naftali 56-60, M Feb 4

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    queenchristianjay queenchristianjay 26-30, M Feb 5

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    i am standing but im not really standing..im talking but i dont really know what im saying half the time...everyday i just go through the motions because i have to...two weeks ago...
    misshope01 misshope01 22-25, F Feb 6

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    Vdarkghost Vdarkghost 22-25 Feb 7

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    I'm in high school, freshman. So it's my first year in the school, and I was excited to make new friends/people.. Then there was this guy in my math class, really tall, Filipino...
    AzureSaph AzureSaph 13-15, M 2 Responses Feb 8

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    I may have put this in the wrong place. It is what is. Wrong place maybe, not the story that is as old as creation its self. I won't bore you with historic beginnings because it...
    GWMH GWMH 56-60, M 3 Responses Feb 8

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    I just got thru a rocky relationship with my ex who had been together for about a year and a half. Things ended terribly, she left and I was devastated. I've been alone for most of...
    jayc408 jayc408 22-25, M 1 Response Feb 10

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    Isn't it really something when the one thing you're taught as kids is to not speak to strangers... Yet there's a multitude of things that happen as we get older, that involves...
    gazzapocotron gazzapocotron 26-30, M 1 Response Feb 11

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    DestinyWriter DestinyWriter 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 11

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    bethturner bethturner 26-30, F 6 Responses Feb 12

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    RoseDani RoseDani 16-17, F 3 Responses Feb 14

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    The irony is she's really talking about my dressing. (I think :-)
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    rajchkraborty rajchkraborty 46-50, M Feb 15

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