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I Am Irony

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    I was staring at my profile.  Looking over my points and how they will turn into tokens. EP magic, they say (this is just a segue). ;p And I notice my group experiences. How I have them arranged as what I deem important right now. They change from time to time. Not necessarily...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 3 Responses Feb 13, 2012

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    ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky,

    “I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea.”
    Jenimichel Jenimichel 41-45, F 2 Responses Oct 31, 2013

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    Writer Who Can't Spell Worth...

    1) I write a lot in my work, and I always hated grammar, English and writing in school. 2) In college, only a few years ago, I had a professor ask me to consider having one of my research papers published. However, my spell-check is constantly having to correct the word...
    nuther1 nuther1 51-55, M 1 Response Sep 3, 2013

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    Msg Frm Beyond As With Expectations...

    When i came to change myself I got how little is the chance people have to change me, and how protected I m in being "me".When i came to maintain myself I got how many are the chances people have to change me, and how vulnerable I m in being" me".how much i spend my own life and...
    sunshines333 sunshines333 18-21, F Nov 7, 2012

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    Oh yes I am nothing if not self aware.

    We are all irony..yes, even you..(especially you..)..all of us-- here & now--on this interstellar carousal..are nothing if not a moving panorama of palpable contradictions...
    Tannasheart Tannasheart 51-55, F Jan 25

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    Lolz.. I'm sorry but if you're choking on a lifesaver (candy) I'm going to laugh.. whether it's before or after i help you hahaha.. that's just Golden Irony :D
    Tripp93 Tripp93 18-21, M Apr 24

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    A man goes out for the night hoping he's going to get lucky. A Woman goes out knowing if she will..
    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M 4 Responses Apr 5

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    And the EP Winner of the longest most compelling flight of self-deprecation and perpetual self torment goes to...(DRUM ROLL) ARNOLD J RIMMER!!!! (Copious applause audience...
    Tannasheart Tannasheart 51-55, F 1 Response Apr 26

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    The irony is that I can't even know. And I never will. Whatever it is, it's too big for myself, my small me to know. It feels like a well without sound, disappearing with a falling...
    MyLady9 MyLady9 46-50, F 1 Response a week ago

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    The irony is that I can't even know. And I never will. Whatever it is, it's too big for myself, my small me to know. It feels like a well without sound, disappearing with a falling...
    MyLady9 MyLady9 46-50, F 1 Response a week ago

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    What random thoughts go through the mind of one depressed person? I decided to expose myself just this once, if not any more in future. If anyone out there relates to this, I know...
    mysteriouseverything mysteriouseverything 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 5

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    Isn't it an irony that we are getting dressed in clothes that we buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that we are still paying for - in order to get to the job we need...
    koh72 koh72 41-45, M 7 Responses Apr 6

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    I am surprised. it was more comedy than anything. some fool must of flagged me but it wasn't too out of line so someone decided they would be the judge. whoever they were they are...
    trent74 trent74 36-40, M Apr 7

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    I hate the hater. I really do.Come, Drink in the Irony this morning. Mean Girl spotted on Okcupid.http://johnaugust.com/2009/wherefore-does-not-mean-whereCould have just looked it...
    ManifestoOfThePhoenix ManifestoOfThePhoenix 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 8

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    If I want America to do more than fail, I would insure our radical, unpredictable enemies could get nuclear weapons. If I wanted America to fail … To follow, not lead; to suffer...
    Brooke01 Brooke01 18-21, F 7 Responses Apr 9

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    So, yes, I am in a long distance relationship. Never thought that’s gonna be my story, but here we are. It’s been going on for 8 months, and it sucks. No, let’s get it...
    essig88 essig88 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 10

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    Another thing I find funny is how whenever you write a story where you really put a lot of effort in,it doesn't always get a lot of likes or comments etc.But when you write a story...
    simpleandpossible simpleandpossible 22-25, F Apr 10

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    I am so strange around guys that I am the least bit attracted to. The irony is that most of my friends are guys. I know guys think I am cute but I am too hardcore and not enough...
    UnPoeticJustice UnPoeticJustice 16-17 5 Responses Apr 10

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    I was kinda having a bad day today..and it seems as tho when your day starts going bad..... it just gets progressively worse.... but.. almost at the end of my very bad day...
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 10

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    1. I love people with a sense of humor. 2.I say I hate dishonesty, but have been myself. 3.I love with an intensity that borders on insanity. 4.I get quiet and easily lose myself...
    alucard25 alucard25 22-25, M Apr 13

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    What was it? A word? A sentence? A moment of doubt? As simple as that?“Sometimes the best and worst times of your life can coincide. It is a talent of the soul to discover...
    TheOneYouDontWantToKnow TheOneYouDontWantToKnow 41-45, F Apr 15

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    No point trying to post what I wanted to anymore. EP have removed my attempts twice. It was a piece on the crap that women have to 'put up with' at the hands of men, often...
    LuxThePoet LuxThePoet 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 17

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    So many talk about the Pervy men on this site nonstop , what about these thirsty broads ? I done had at least 5 message me asking for a picture of my D#ck and the irony is these...
    Princeofnothing Princeofnothing 18-21, M 5 Responses Apr 17

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    I don't. People are people and they do things differently than us. I don't care that some people may only speak of certain things or date certain people based off of a single...
    RationalCutie RationalCutie 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 17

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    Hey all, just wanna write about my feelings. I found the right group to convey what I am feeling. In my life, I have found very few who really understand me. I sometimes feel...
    alexmatilda alexmatilda 31-35, M 3 Responses Apr 17

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    The divide between different types of Asians...I am Asian-Australian, born in Australia and for a number of reasons and experiences, growing up I was very dismissive and embarassed...
    bornfree17 bornfree17 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 18

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    After four years of dating, and 3 months of marriage, I think your stories have helped me identify why I have never felt connected to my husband, always found him superficial...
    PAWnomore PAWnomore 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 19

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    **Note: due to character limitations, the full version of this story can only be viewed on the EP website.** Anyone who has read my stories here on EP, knows that I speak...
    Loverofpeace Loverofpeace 41-45, F 11 Responses Apr 20

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    The river keeps flowing but the tragedy is when one bank flourish the other has to erode to maintain balance. Its always a nice feeling to see prosperity and happiness all around...
    trappedwings trappedwings 26-30, F Apr 20

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    The simplest explanation for MRA's and Meninists: In our current social structure, women possess the majority of sexual capital. I think a lot of young men see this and feel...
    Auberon89 Auberon89 36-40, M 5 Responses Apr 21

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    I notice that people who post on here the most about wanting to be accepted for who they are and not judged are the ones who have some weird anonymous sounding handle and no...
    katariffik katariffik 31-35, F 2 Responses Apr 21

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    This generation wouldn't remember but in the cold war, when everyone was picking sides between the us and the USSR, choosing between freedom and totalitarianism, Israel was on our...
    MrsBradley1122 MrsBradley1122 56-60, F 4 Responses Apr 24

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    being a child who was stuck in a warzone at a young age I've seen witnessed things that no one my age is supposed to see hell not even a grown man should see what I've seen burning...
    Amacey Amacey 16-17, F Apr 27

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    being a child who was stuck in a warzone at a young age I've seen witnessed things that no one my age is supposed to see hell not even a grown man should see what I've seen burning...
    Amacey Amacey 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 27

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    Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.-Douglas Coupland
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    I don't own any social media except this website/app. Kind of irony but here, you don't have to be judged or have to talk to people you know.
    trismason trismason 13-15, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I don't get why religious people can't be moral without religion. Sounds weird but yes I mean to say it like. It is a hard thing for me to gather because I always thought it...
    maryshouldofaborted maryshouldofaborted 26-30, F 7 Responses 2 days ago

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    😊 Irony of life: The Lawyer hopes You get into trouble, The Doctor hopes You get sick, The Police hopes You become a Criminal, The Teacher hopes...
    1990arjun 1990arjun 22-25, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Yeah, I must be a laugh. After all these years, not being liked by anyone, I still like people. My mind must be screwed up enough to still hope for something new to happen. And...
    colourflame colourflame 13-15, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Actually not scared at all, I was cured when I joined this group, it's that kind of irony that life is full of.
    Demosteen Demosteen 36-40, M 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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