I Am Jamaican

Only in Jamaica, citizens have to protect police from gunman.
Only in Jamaica, you'll have police cars parked at rum bars.
Only in Jamaica, can people strike everyday just not to go to work.
Only in Jamaica, gal fat up demself wid foul...

I was told by my paternal grandmother that my greatgrandfather came from J'ca to Florida. No one knows if this is true, I do know, that the first time I landed in MoBay, I really felt as if I were home. Like I never felt it before or...

Being a mixed has it benefits, but i consider myself 100% Jamaican ok (u zeet). Our way of life n culture is simple fascinating. Our accent, the way in which us females move our bodies,our beauty n self confidence. I wudnt have it any...

This poem was inspired by Genesis 1:26 and 27
 
  Lord, Lord, Why did you make me black? Why did you make me someone the world wants to hold back?   Black is the colour of dirty clothes; the colour of grimy hands and...

It fills me with so much pride and joy to know my little Country is so well loved because of Our Culture, People and Way of Life. We're gonna kick some serious ass in Track and Field/Athletics at London 2012 games. Goooo!!! Usain Bolt...

wah gwan! yep i'm half jamaican and i'm proud of it listening to my grandmother tell me stories and the history of such a rich culture makes me appreciate being apart of it even more from the patois to the dutty wine the mannish water...

USA: It's been a long time since I have seen you girl...
.JAM: Gyal, you noh dead yet?

USA: Oh Lord, we have lost electricity again.
JAM: Lawd Gad... current lock awff again to rahtid!

USA: This meal is not too bad
JAM: Di food cyan...

I look back on this day and regret it. But then again it's great to say "I already had my first kiss". So here it goes. I had a crush on this boy since the 2nd grade. Silly me asked him out in 7th grade, knowing he was a druggie, that...

Jamaican lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they're not prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Falmouth small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness,
a grand motherly, elderly woman named Miss Ivy to the stand...

#10 IF YOU GIVE/HELP YOU ARE THE BOSS!..MI RATE YUH/ A GOOD YUTE MAN, ..IF YOU DONT..YUH MEAN RASS..GWEH!! ..D F*CKA MEAN!!..."YAH PU55YHOLE"..GWEH!! MEK SURE YOU NUH ASK MI FI NOTTEN!!

#9."KISS DEM TEETH" @ ANYTHING DEM CANT BADDA WID...

A Jamaican man became desperate after praying to god to help him, so he decided to write to god instead. He wrote "gad mi tiad fi pray an yuh nah ansa mi sometime mi wanda if you caan hear mi suh mi tink it betta if mi write yuh caa mi...

I'm mixed with so many nationalities it's not even funny. Well, first off, my mother was born in Jamaica and her entire family is from there--so that makes me half jamaican. (Bullet, bullet) Anyways as you may or may not know, if you...

I am 14, I am still not in highschool! When people hear that, that inply that I'm stupid. That I wasn't smart enough so I had to repeat a year of school. Nope! I was born in New York. When I got older I moved to Jamaica to live with my...

Dis place a mi born. Dis mi second home tah where mi live now truth! Okay let me stop, so I'm Jamaican, my whole family is. I was the last person born in Jamaica out of my family :]. But we all moved, and we all still visit Jamaica...

On a ship an American, an English man, and a Jamaican were sailing. Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, "Drop something in the sea; if I find it I will eat you ... If I can't, then I will be your slave!"

The American dropped a...

i m honey young man. looking for a girl where i can say dirty talks easyly.

A Jamaican and a Trinidadian, waiting at the pearly gate, strike up a conversation.
How yu dead?" the Trinidadian man asked the Jamaican. "Me freeze to death man," says the Jamaican. "That's awful, how it feel fi freeze to death?" asked...

I am Part Jamaican my grandfather is from Jamaica my mothers father .... My mom is from New Orleans . My dad is Italian though not white but tan. I love having Jamaican in my family it's so unique and not that many people are part...