I Am Laughing Right Now

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    Look at the Picture !

    ! Afro Zodiac ! Should This Fruit be consider as the Forbidden Fruit Off the Garden of Eden? Look at it ! OMH !! Hahahhahahahaahah!!!
    fuckuprincessanyajaki fuckuprincessanyajaki
    41-45, F
    Apr 8, 2016

    Post 21 update, I'm alive

    and holy **** I'm still spinning aha. I destroyed my drinks in like 20 mins and was gone. I felt fine till I had to release the dam. Aha then it set in. Turns out I'm the kind of drunk that can't stop laughing
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1
    22-25, M
    Sep 18, 2015

    Random marriage proposal: Go somewhere public,

    i.e. The movies or their favorite restaurant. Have cops come and place you under arrest. When your person starts panicking and asks what charges cops say Larceny. Then you ask the cops if you could just say one thing. They say yes, but make it quick. As they 'release' your cuffs...
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1
    22-25, M
    Nov 12, 2015

    Sometimes people are

    so ridiculous, that it's actually funny. I honestly can't stop laughing!
    GeorgiaAllender13 GeorgiaAllender13
    13-15, F
    1 Response Feb 23, 2016

    So.. I walked outside to find my dog eating

    decorative rocks... I don't know if I should be mad or continue laughing. And no, I do not encourage her to eat them. And no I'm not laughing at her I'm laughing because it was strange
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1
    22-25, M
    Apr 12, 2015

    Going home from work I'm going about 55 in a 40

    and I'm about 20 feet from a cop when I notice and so what do I do I slam on the brakes will not slam but you understand trying to stop quickly or slowdown really oh what a day just what I need another speeding ticket
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1
    22-25, M
    1 Response Apr 1, 2015

    So I just realized there's a killer in the

    months of July to November. If you understand this you're awesome
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1
    22-25, M
    Jun 11, 2015

    I crack myself up: After removing my socks,

    after a 12 hour day of constantly moving, I think: 'A damned fool once said my feet stink' If you don't get it, oh well ahah I will be glad to explain
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1
    22-25, M
    Apr 2, 2015

    You say you're "taken" on here (by some

    stranger on EP) and watch y'all break up a day later just because he doesn't text you back. Go read a book.
    Ruinsky Ruinsky
    18-21, M
    1 Response Aug 19, 2015

    I was just chasing my brother with a box about

    to throw it at him when I slipped and fell so hard with my phone in my hand and I was like "nooo I must protect my phone!" And I ended up with a big blue bruise on my hip and elbow and I hurt my foot but it was sooo funny! :D we're still laughing lol :D
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 9, 2015
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1
    22-25, M
    Jul 13, 2015

    So I FUXKED UP my finger at work.

    4 hours later still bleeding. Picture inside. It's gnarly aha
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1
    22-25, M
    Mar 4, 2015

    So this is what i do

    after 1am at work. This girl gave me a sticker on my phone, I gave her one. (In the pic) then she gave me another and I told her what is written on the sticky note
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1
    22-25, M
    May 1, 2015

    I got blocked because a guy thinks I'm a

    catfish. I sent him all pictures of me and he didn't believe me. I literally am dying of laughter 😂
    sugasugaa sugasugaa
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 23, 2015

    I just texted my friend

    and said that I was right behind her. Knowing her personality I knew she would look, even though I'm 10 minutes away. A few minutes after I sent the text, I wrote jk. She texted me back and said she actually stopped in the middle of a crowded hallway and looked behind her. Now I...
    JamesCarter20 JamesCarter20
    18-21, T
    Sep 28, 2015
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1
    22-25, M
    May 6, 2015

    Totally didn't spend $200 on a couple games

    and a controller.. Totally. It was only 194.92
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1
    22-25, M
    Mar 28, 2015

    Looking at my old stories.

    ... I'm so ******* emotional... xD lol.
    ChocolateCloud ChocolateCloud
    18-21, F
    Jun 7, 2015

    Been a week since we last talked

    and the first thing you do is tell me you'll steal my jacket? Fine, but I reserve the right to challenge you to cuddle kombat
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1
    22-25, M
    Jun 19, 2015

    One of the women who works at this restaurant

    just bent to pick something up, the old man in the booth ahead of us looked at her *** while she was bent. He's sitting next to his wife with his kids.. Oh my golly gosh ahaha
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1
    22-25, M
    Jan 23, 2015

    http://youtu.be/2bdZuOcZCi4 Omfgg u gotta watch

    this. First time i saw this i was rolling. i started cying 😂😂😂😭😭😭
    LiLJunie LiLJunie
    16-17, F
    1 Response Aug 29, 2015

    Vodka is not my friend.

    . Aha this the second time I've actually felt even the slightest bit tipsy since turning 21
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1
    22-25, M
    Oct 20, 2015

    Drunk? Yes. Playing games?

    Yes. Whooping ***? **** yeah! Sober you do the same? Eh not really XD
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1
    22-25, M
    Nov 9, 2015

    ...over how JUVENILE the folks running this

    site are. I had the same profile pic as the one I have now, but they deleted the prior one because my bare chest was showing. NOTHING MORE THAN THAT. Such silly idiotic prudes. Geesh grow up! This isn't kindergarten!
    craverandscarlett craverandscarlett
    70+, M
    2 Responses Sep 24, 2015

    All the couples from "Married At First Sight"

    got divorced. That's funny, but its not funny. Im engaged and find that scary but then again I know who Im marrying.Not everything single thing about him, but I know him and hes knows me.
    Outofeden Outofeden
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jun 17, 2015

    I have a friend over.

    In my bed. And she's passed out cold. Lol I can never win.
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1
    22-25, M
    Mar 20, 2016

    Omfg my friend at my old school she says " i

    have long luscious horse hair so im prettier than you ;) " lol shes a dummy i don't think that she knows a horse's hair is very hard and knotted XD lol u crack me up ciara
    YouAreAllPesants YouAreAllPesants
    18-21, F
    May 22, 2014
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1
    22-25, M
    1 Response Aug 6, 2015
    ChocolateCloud ChocolateCloud
    18-21, F
    Jan 3, 2015

    You ever want your ex to see how cute you've

    gotten? Like, I don't want you to talk to me or anything, I just want you to see how cute I am now. How much cuter I am than the old lady you cheated on me with.. The one you're still with. See where you ****** up? ☺ Lol. Too bad im blocked though
    ChocolateCloud ChocolateCloud
    18-21, F
    Nov 22, 2015

    I get into too many arguments on here to go out

    of my way and make a post about a single person and why they just pissed me off. Lol. Write Your next post about me though sweetheart. 😘
    ChocolateCloud ChocolateCloud
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 23, 2016
    Aws0meSauce Aws0meSauce
    18-21, F
    Jul 20, 2015

    I thought I had more

    than 49 friends on here... I guess some may not have liked what I said about abortion... Sorry, I'm not changing my beliefs for you.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 31, 2015
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1
    22-25, M
    May 7, 2015
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1
    22-25, M
    Jul 9, 2015

    Soooooo, he's civil and modest?

    Yellow is insults, green is what is correct by his opinion, Orange is just funny ignorance that came from his face hole
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1
    22-25, M
    Apr 1, 2015

    It's almost November,

    so it's time to order my family their xmas presents or I'll forget lol oops
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1
    22-25, M
    Oct 30, 2015

    STOP EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW AND

    WATCH THIS VIDEO!!!! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f-x8t0JOnVw
    KOOLKAT446 KOOLKAT446
    16-17, T
    1 Response Nov 22, 2015

    My coworker was talking bout her bf

    and how he said he wouldn't marry her if she kept biting her fingernails. And her response was 'eh he can just put it on my toe' yup my coworkers are weirdos
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1
    22-25, M
    Nov 2, 2015

    So This Person Messages Me And I Can't View

    Their Profile. They Ask Me What's Wrong And I Ask Them If They Are A Male Or Female. My Question Has Nothing To Do With Why I Would Or Wouldn't Wanna Talk. I Just Wanted To Know Because I Can't See Their Profile. Because If That Question They Tell Me I Need To Grow Up And That...
    ChocolateCloud ChocolateCloud
    18-21, F
    Oct 28, 2014

    So a coworker was trying to sit on the skid of

    work I was moving. I acted like I was gonna pull it away as she sat. She called me on it and we laughed. So I said 'you can't blame a guy for trying to make a girl fall for him' and she died laughing saying that it was clever.. Oh sometimes work doesn't suck entirely
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1
    22-25, M
    Apr 8, 2015

    So, anyone else agree?

    I'm still laughing
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1
    22-25, M
    Oct 28, 2015
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