I Am Lazy

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    I wake up tired, do nothing all day

    and go to bed tired as hell. Wtf is wrong with me?! I need a Job !!
    HazelLancaster HazelLancaster
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 28

    Sometimes I wonder if there's an Olympic sport

    called Laziness. I just know if there was I'd totally own gold medal for the next millenia.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Nov 27, 2015

    I'm basically 17 and still haven't got my permit

    or done drivers ed. I have 2 out of the 20 required hours for Community service at school. I never bothered to do summer reading. I binge watched the star wars trilogy in one sitting. I'm quitting cross country. I have no hobbies except video games, which I have over 2000 hours...
    Alexandur Alexandur
    18-21, M
    Aug 27, 2014

    Is it bad that all day I think about sleeping

    and can't wait to go to bed? I can just lay around without feeling guilty that I'm wasting my day or my life. Hm.
    freeebird freeebird
    22-25, F
    1 Response May 15, 2014

    Actually, I am not lazy,

    I am on energy saving mode
    SupremeSoul SupremeSoul
    22-25, M
    1 Response Nov 21, 2015

    I fail to understand how I was the quickest

    ***** yet I'm lazy as hell
    leadmenot leadmenot
    18-21, F
    Dec 6, 2015
    TooTricky2Trick TooTricky2Trick
    41-45, M
    1 Response Mar 27
    ParkertheBear ParkertheBear
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jan 5

    Gaaahhhh big gap between my bed

    and the wall. shoves all the pillows down there instead of pushing the bed back. Puts up with being uncomfortable so doesn't have to move. ๐Ÿ˜Œ
    AnOtHaJaZzYDrEaMeR AnOtHaJaZzYDrEaMeR
    26-30, F
    1 Response Oct 9, 2014

    I'm feeling sooooooo lazy today!

    I have stuff to get done and I don't want to do any. I think I'll just to a bit of everything and I'll be fine.
    blackberries blackberries
    31-35, F
    1 Response Nov 7, 2015

    I am incredibly lazy,

    preferring to sit around and eat. I can always use the excuse that I'm too fat to exercise. Can't see my toes because I'm so fat.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Aug 18, 2015

    Lazy is such an ugly word,

    I prefer "selective participation."
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 23, 2015

    Been living a jobless life now,

    and i got all my 1 month dirty clothes and underwear piled up, that i am so lazy to send it for washing... until i had a great idea! since i only have few clothes left in my closet, and i am lazy to bring my dirty clothes to the laundry service, starting today, i will not...
    yayepisoverimsad yayepisoverimsad
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jan 27

    If I could i'd easily do nothing on a daily

    basis, apart from exactly what I want. I would not experience any discomfort whatsoever.
    Paleandpolluted86 Paleandpolluted86
    26-30, F
    Nov 11, 2015

    I really don't know why I am feeling

    so lazy today. I have a lot to do and finish, but I'm just laying here on my bed doing nothing. I slept pretty good last night, so I wonder why I have no energy to do anything today. Ive been in my room all day already. Such a waste of Saturday -_-
    EndlessDreams22 EndlessDreams22
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Mar 21, 2015
    MyaA13 MyaA13
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Apr 18, 2015

    My phone is at 2% battery.

    My charger is like 5 feet away. This is a problem๐Ÿ˜‚
    Rachel335 Rachel335
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Nov 10, 2015
    CookieM0nsterr CookieM0nsterr
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jul 22, 2015

    Yesterday~ Me:I should probably start

    exercising and getting fit since its summer and I have plenty of time ..so I'll start tomorrow. Today~ Me:yeah..I have my whole life ahead of me to get fit .
    Rachel282 Rachel282
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jun 26, 2015
    CluelessAsF CluelessAsF
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Feb 16

    I am so lazy I don't know

    why maybe I've been mollycoddled by my parents too much I mean they do everything for me since I was little. I've tried to do stuff for myself but nowadays I can't be arsed even if I could my parents won't let me. For instance I ask them let me do it myself but I think they feel...
    PositiveStateOfMind PositiveStateOfMind
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Feb 20
    LoveIsWithinYou LoveIsWithinYou
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Aug 19, 2015

    I need one of those grabbing toys.

    .. The remote is Sooooo far way :(
    ThisChick37 ThisChick37
    18-21, F
    Sep 14, 2014
    iamanorexic666 iamanorexic666
    26-30, F
    1 Response Nov 5, 2015
    XxmakaronxX XxmakaronxX
    16-17, F
    Aug 11, 2015

    Yup

    I'd share a story but i don't feel like it
    instertnamehere instertnamehere
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Jan 24, 2008

    And proud of it! My couch might fly away

    someone needs to hold it down
    maggielue maggielue
    18-21, F
    Jan 10, 2014

    when i want go to barbershop to shave

    or cut my beard ... but im too lazy stay in home for a month .. so no one see me ... LOL ...
    MaroofMadMan MaroofMadMan
    18-21, M
    Sep 4, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Sep 19, 2015

    I am actually very busy with school work,

    but whenever I get the chance, I am ultra lazy. I just sit around all day and snack. Sometimes, during vacations, I may stay in the house for days on end with no exercise whatsoever, and I absolutely love it. It sucks that I can't be that lazy all of the time though.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Dec 31, 2015

    I need to get off my butt

    and get this place cleaned up but I'm tired from working and not getting enough sleep. Hard to get moving.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 20

    4am. In bed. Bladder full.

    Bathroom faraway, at least 2 meters. bathroom cold. Must go pee. Must think about something else. Must turn off the phone and crawl to the bathroom.... But first warm socks.... And a sweater... And pants.... Brrrr
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Sep 11, 2014

    My parents be like: It's

    such a beautiful day, why don't you go outside? Me: yeah....*spends the whole day admiring the beauty from my window while watching nature shows*
    chasetheweirdo8 chasetheweirdo8
    16-17, M
    3 Responses Jan 25, 2015

    I need a job that pays me well

    but that does not require me to do anything
    moonstar47 moonstar47
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 28, 2015

    I am very rarely a lazy person.

    But last night (after getting home from a business trip) I said to my husband: "I really want to have sex but I'm so tired. Could you please do all the work?" He happily obliged. I'll make it up to him tonight!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    6 Responses Feb 20

    We have this rule in my house that

    if you trip over something or step on in it you have to pick it up and put it away. So I've become a ninja to avoid having to actually do something xD
    pizzafacedfag pizzafacedfag
    16-17, M
    1 Response Nov 20, 2015

    I want to be productive,

    but not on school work! Haha
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Sep 13, 2014

    Lazy Day

    I wish there could be a day when i get to sleep all day, oh, wait i do
    Brendan121 Brendan121
    18-21, M
    Aug 19, 2013

    So... I ended up procrastinating my summer work,

    and I still can't bring myself to start it even though there's a week until school. I feel absolutely pathetic. Help.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Aug 24, 2015

    i just came back from a 14 days tour

    and now i am lazy cooking for myslef, i wish i could order for food, but i spent all my money. :D :D :D
    zurexh zurexh
    18-21, M
    Oct 2, 2015

    I don't want to wear pants

    but I don't want to shave
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    6 Responses Nov 15, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Dec 9, 2015

    I am a lazy girl..Last time I had an job

    interview ..The interviewer said"why you are nearly 24,but still never had a formal job experience?"...I felt so embarrassed ...The **** woman is so mean..But it makes me thinking of my own life!!I do not know!... 1..Usually I am lazy in the morning and even the clock was...
    NoneEver NoneEver
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Aug 19, 2014

    People who comment or ask

    why you're up early.... What are your views? I personally hate it and think it's worse coming from someone you barely know.
    Paleandpolluted86 Paleandpolluted86
    26-30, F
    Oct 14, 2015

    well on this fine day i have off i am planning

    on cleaning and doing laundry. i woke up at 6am... it is now 9:26am i have accomplished changing positions in bed. haha! maybe a lazy day today?
    renee2475 renee2475
    22-25, F
    Jan 18

    I've been told I'm lazy

    but I really work a lot. I just have to be motivated in some way.
    djs1967 djs1967
    46-50, F
    1 Response Jan 21
    TooTricky2Trick TooTricky2Trick
    41-45, M
    1 Response Mar 27
    herewegothen herewegothen
    18-21, M
    Jan 22, 2015

    I find lots of excuses

    when it comes to time to work out. I could be very enthusiastic before that, but when the actual time comes for me to move my ***, I will come out with lots of excuses. The weather's too hot. I'm too drowsy. My knee hurts. I need to check EP. I.... what?
    HappieStinger HappieStinger
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Jun 15, 2014

    I never finish anything.

    I have a black belt in partial arts.
    AReadingWriter AReadingWriter
    13-15, F
    4 Responses Feb 22
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