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I Am Middle Aged

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    Is God Watching: A Mid-life Crisis

    She can hear him screaming blue murder in the back bedroom but she turns up The Pet Shop Boys and makes herself a cup of instant. Is God watching? It is Wednesday. The dustbin men will be coming. She has put out her rubbish; carefully bundled up in black bin liners at the bottom...
    Sighman Sighman 51-55, M May 10, 2012

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    When there is nothing else to say . I always go for the last act of defiance . 👆
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    I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night in panic and ask myself, is this all there is?
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    Yup, sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and can't sleep anymore. I get up, make some coffee, and goof off in my video games, or listen to music to pass the time.
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    When I'm usually awake at night it's because I'm asking myself does important questions like why can't I sleep
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    It's 1:31 am and I can't sleep WHY UGH
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    Thats when my mind and body are most vulnerable , and I have the least amount of control and management of my gift
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    I have usually woken up in the morning completely knackered for work, but the ritual of having sex in the middle of the night, knowing it's very light it's a big turn on.
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    This is the next post after Allie killed my other post. I'll keep it simple. Yes, I like it. It is awesome.
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