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I Am Middle Aged

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    Is God Watching: A Mid-life Crisis

    She can hear him screaming blue murder in the back bedroom but she turns up The Pet Shop Boys and makes herself a cup of instant. Is God watching? It is Wednesday. The dustbin men will be coming. She has put out her rubbish; carefully bundled up in black bin liners at the bottom...
    Sighman Sighman 51-55, M May 10, 2012

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    and its ok if you don't got one........ but my middle name is Raleigh. Safaa Raleigh W. which is also the capital of North Carolina (one of the 50 states) where my mom is from. and...
    ThatOneSomaliGirl ThatOneSomaliGirl 13-15, F 15 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    I'm going to thank my middle fingers for helping me With some stuff I needed help in This may sound nasty to hear but I'm going to write it anyway. I'm thankful to have a middle...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 7

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    It's not just the bird that the middle finger is good for! There are other means of expression it can be useful for. Never underestimate the usefulness of your middle finger!
    Rovigatti Rovigatti 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 11

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    I'm 15 in whittlens springs middle school any bi or gay guy that go there or if you go to futon high school leat me now
    jacobnipper jacobnipper 13-15 1 Response Feb 6

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    when shxt hits the fan and people just go ape yelling at you..keep it humble, middle fingers up and walk away thats what I do
    staceyhazellee staceyhazellee 18-21, F Feb 7

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    http://www.ascii-middle-finger.com/
    Fegelein Fegelein 41-45, M Feb 16

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    I'm so tired of being put in the middle. I have always had to keep the peace between family members. It was with my parents when I was little. Then btw my brother and parents, my...
    tornadowinds tornadowinds 46-50, F 1 Response Feb 22

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    There was an incident in Middle school. there was a girl that came up to me and started asking me questions. She told me stuff like "you smell bad," "That jacket looks old why are...
    awsome2 awsome2 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    I just downloaded the Hobbit: The battle of the Five Armies on iTunes on early digital release. With this download I now have all 6 film adaptations directed by Peter Jackson, of...
    ThereIsNoName ThereIsNoName 31-35, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I'm in 8th grade and hating my life haha!
    Rainbowbaby Rainbowbaby 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 6

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    Take 2 of his story. Take 1 was deleted literally seconds after I posted it because I used 2 or 3 "offensive" words. I will use "less offensive words" in this take. One day I was...
    gingershuman gingershuman 36-40, M Feb 6

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    She's always there when I need her! Lol!!! <3
    ninibae ninibae 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 7

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    Oh what would I do without you
    justhatgurl justhatgurl 16-17, F Feb 8

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    So I know I should be able to get over this, but I've never been able too. I've had a crush on this guy for years and he's a grade ahead of me. I see him a lot more this year. The...
    MsLyleDylandy MsLyleDylandy 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 18

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    I coated my heart with winter,so the coldness could freeze my feelings and I'm numb from everything especially the pain..
    FaitAccomp1i FaitAccomp1i 70+, M 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    I find my thought processes a lot clearer in the stillness of the dark. The hustle and bustle of the day tends to leave my mind reeling, searching for an escape route to make sense...
    Superficialsaint Superficialsaint 31-35, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Only Once Then Never Again Because I Gained Respect-It's perfectly alright to be mixed race and have a White/Asian/Latino/Native American mother. For some reason it is not okay to...
    EspanolBlite EspanolBlite 22-25, M 5 days ago

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    Oh yes , emotional torment and total exhaustion make very strange bed fellows
    amie26 amie26 31-35, F 4 days ago

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    The sweet blinking yr half opened eyes when you said good morning.. The warm hugs with soft kisses on the forehead when you said goodnight.. The absence of them, that's hell..
    FaitAccomp1i FaitAccomp1i 70+, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I am a middle aged wife and mom and in my middle 40s with many of my own natural child births and some adopted children in my extended families. Currently, all of my family...
    arizonacountrymomnaked arizonacountrymomnaked 41-45, F 4 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    There is a small restaurant that is expensive but look stale near my apartment. Since I have moved to this room, I have never tried food there. Food displayed at the entrance has...
    katsuobushi katsuobushi 36-40, M Feb 6

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    Why Grow Up? by Susan Neiman, and Juvenescence by Robert Pogue Harrison – review We worship youth – and at the same time respond to idealism with the injunction ‘Grow up...
    sogdianrock sogdianrock 51-55, M Feb 7

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    TWICE now ive been talking to girls who ive had nice chats with and twice it turned out they were middle aged men pretending to be young lesbians! Whats the point theres plenty of...
    FAIRYboobs FAIRYboobs 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 7

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    It's 6.38am on a Sunday Morning...one of my dogs pee'd and poo'd in the hall. The smell woke me at 4.30am...whilst I was cleaning up and mopping the floor with the front door open...
    spidervein69 spidervein69 41-45, F 2 Responses Feb 8

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    I was in a house, which I know is my mother's. (Not in waking life.) In going thru the refrigerator and cabinets, I noticed a lot of processed meats, especially salamis. But I...
    JerryAtRick JerryAtRick 61-65, M Feb 10

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    I hate life. I have never been good at it. Probably because I never liked myself. Low self-esteem is killer, same as cancer. Only no one can see under a microscope what is eating...
    FinalExits FinalExits 41-45, F Feb 11

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    Other than reality, police or medical shows. Little is left. The sitcoms of my childhood are long gone. My husband and I are middle aged. We find ourselves watching Animal Planet...
    Allie9273 Allie9273 41-45, F 3 Responses Feb 12

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    First post here. My neighbor is crazy. She uses crack. She goes into hysteria and acts like a wild animal in her front yard. She scares my child. She spray painted the side of...
    MissCocoGr MissCocoGr 31-35, F 17 Responses Feb 12

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    I always was upset about the fact that I haven't been able to keep a job for more than two years I was always giving myself complexes over that but I really did try the jobs I get...
    Bella70 Bella70 41-45, F 1 Response Feb 12

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    I have to work with a jerk; starts to speak when I'm speaking,keeps the door closed when I'm behind it(he can see me),doesn't give me space to walk;sits on chair far away from desk...
    beautyinman beautyinman 41-45, F 1 Response Feb 13

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    My practice partners this time were: a middle-aged, slightly gloomy-looking and stuffy man, the one with the smeary hands. I got frosty glances from him after I apologetically...
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 2 Responses Feb 13

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    A line from the detective novel I'm reading. "She was a faded middle aged beauty in her late forties". LOL. I'm 54, and there is NOTHING faded about me!
    Deedle623 Deedle623 51-55, F 5 Responses Feb 13

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    Middle aged women being slutty in school uniform is a particular weakness of mine.
    herdevotedcuck herdevotedcuck 46-50, M 2 Responses Feb 14

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    I am not mean, hateful, lonely, obese, or middle aged. But even if I were, that would not make me any less accurate about the nature of birth. 
    findmeholdmehasbeenfound findmeholdmehasbeenfound 18-21 5 Responses Feb 15

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    Indeed I do. If you wanna add me and aren't a middle aged man, hmu we can snap :D
    Joshx0xWar Joshx0xWar 16-17, M Feb 17

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    A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding. As he was giving her the ticket, she said, “How come I always get a ticket...
    lovingCuteSmartGirl lovingCuteSmartGirl 18-21, F Feb 17

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    While in a supermarket self check out line the middle aged local business owner in front of me had a quart container of olives from the self serve salad bar and checked them out as...
    Falcon27 Falcon27 61-65, M 4 Responses Feb 19

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    Ok, this has gone too far. Luckily, I haven't had to deal with anyone like I've heard about, but the sheer amount of weird people on this site is crazy. Just this week, 6 people...
    JustPickAUsername JustPickAUsername 13-15, M Feb 21

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    Hi. I am a pleasant and non-feminine middle aged gay man and would like to have friendships with other decent gay men. I live in New York City. Just others like myself to share...
    MellowLeo MellowLeo 41-45, M 2 Responses Feb 24

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    Why do I do this to myself? It's been about 54 hours since I've had my last drink. The withdrawal symptoms are beginning to fade and, of course, I'm feeling lonely and miserable...
    Mokiba Mokiba 31-35, M Feb 25

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    I love Les Mis so so much! In some alternate dimension where I'm a middle-aged male actor, my dream role is Javert. I LOVE Javert so much! He is complex and he sticks to his...
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