I Am Milk

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    I Am Also Mr. Miagi

    This is true. EP Link
    TheSquirrel TheSquirrel
    51-55, M
    Feb 28, 2010

    I Am Also Pinot Noir

    Yes, I am also wine.  I thought I was more of a port or sherry, but apparently not. EP Link
    TheSquirrel TheSquirrel
    51-55, M
    Feb 28, 2010

    And I Am The Lead Guitarist

    I thought I was the guy they only let near the tamborine, but no, I would be the LEAD guitarist.  If I was in a band. EP Link
    TheSquirrel TheSquirrel
    51-55, M
    Feb 28, 2010

    Listen People Everywhere. I Am Milk!

    Apparently I remind people of simpler, earlier times. http://blogthings.com/whatdairyproductareyouquiz/results/?result=Milk
    TheSquirrel TheSquirrel
    51-55, M
    3 Responses Feb 11, 2010

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