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I Am Milk

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    I Am Also Pinot Noir

    Yes, I am also wine.  I thought I was more of a port or sherry, but apparently not. EP Link
    TheSquirrel TheSquirrel 46-50, M 1 Response Feb 28, 2010

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    I Am Also Mr. Miagi

    This is true. EP Link
    TheSquirrel TheSquirrel 46-50, M Feb 28, 2010

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    And I Am The Lead Guitarist

    I thought I was the guy they only let near the tamborine, but no, I would be the LEAD guitarist.  If I was in a band. EP Link
    TheSquirrel TheSquirrel 46-50, M Feb 28, 2010

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    Listen People Everywhere. I Am Milk!

    Apparently I remind people of simpler, earlier times. http://blogthings.com/whatdairyproductareyouquiz/results/?result=Milk
    TheSquirrel TheSquirrel 46-50, M 3 Responses Feb 11, 2010

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    I'm sure I loved it when I was a baby, but I don't remember back that far. Anyway, last night dad was listening to the radio and someone was talking about cow milk being bad for...
    LivvieDestroyerofSocks LivvieDestroyerofSocks 18-21, F 4 Responses Oct 31

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    I went to the movies with a bunch of friends. Before we went I bought a bunch of the movie size candy boxes to sneak in my purse and share. I also secretly opened a box of milk...
    Fartmickfart Fartmickfart 31-35, F Oct 26

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    But they don't love me lol. I still love the Oreo milkshake from Burger King, tho. Mmm mmmmmmm!!!!!!!
    Terrain12 Terrain12 31-35, F 2 Responses Oct 30

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    I don't have a husband, but I love the feeling of being milked. I'll pretty much let anyone do it : P
    shootingstar92 shootingstar92 22-25, F 4 Responses Nov 8

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    I remember writing a song about soy milk when I was younger, I can't find it now though :(
    marioo15 marioo15 13-15, M Nov 9

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    Mouth-gasm!!! If having Milka at 4 Am isn't addiction, than idk what is..
    Firecandy Firecandy 18-21, F 1 Response a week ago

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    theres nothing like a hot cup of milk, in these cold nights....... yep
    LittleCreates LittleCreates 22-25, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Milk is awesome! I drink a couple of cups a day.
    LadyRosenberg LadyRosenberg 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    To the men on here, have you experienced prostate or perineum stimulation from vibrations? Whether it was on a bus, train, car, subwoofer or anything like that?
    Inquisitive24 Inquisitive24 22-25, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Under The Milky Way - Church Sometimes when this place gets kind of empty Sound of their breath fades with the light I think about the loveless fascination Under the milky way...
    Welllaugh Welllaugh 36-40 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    The benefits of breast milk are well known, but why breastfeeding protects against various forms of cancer remains a mystery. A new study in the Journal of Human Lactation...
    JaneLovesTarzan JaneLovesTarzan 56-60 Oct 28

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    Now that Halloween is over: This is for the leagues of you thinking, “Hey, how do I feel about candy?" Sour Patch Kids I generally don’t eat anything with such blatant ties to...
    IZZYNUDIST IZZYNUDIST 41-45, M Nov 1

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    I guess I don't really hate him, but just really dislike him. Funny how he has no problem running to the gas station for beer at least 4 days a week, but if the kids are out of...
    Luckymomof2boys Luckymomof2boys 31-35, F 5 Responses Nov 2

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    As the title implies, I enjoy teas. Pekoe, green, chamomile, jasmine, fresh from the garden boiled mint leaves, the list goes on and on... But I am here to clear a misconception...
    andrewphysics andrewphysics 18-21, M Nov 8

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    I made it for the first time last month and am already a pro!! You'll take one bite and punch me in the face it's so good *laughs*. My family says I have a knack for cooking...
    Air6 Air6 36-40, M Nov 8

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    Well, I've had milk until recently. I woke up one day about a month ago full engorged and have enjoyed it ever since. Sadly, stress is coming back to my life and, with that, there...
    oklahomanat84 oklahomanat84 26-30, F 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    I have grown up on a dairy farm. My brother has inherited as he is 18mths older than me. When dad died I thought it would be left between me and my bro...sadly not...bro doesn't...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 31

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    Made the switch to non-fat vanilla Greek yogurt with fresh fruit most days for breakfast. No problem, actually like it. Moved to soy milk instead of dairy milk for cereal and...
    lonelyguy375 lonelyguy375 46-50, M Nov 4

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    Raw cacao this way that way, anyway basically, it is apparent that it is a deeep need! Mmm when I make my own its strong, dark, creamed up by a little almond milk and the...
    LifeOfARoseCat LifeOfARoseCat 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 8

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    Breastfeeding: When I was a child, I thought that since white women had white breast milk....that black women must have chocolate milk. And that red-haired women had strawberry...
    bombchu bombchu 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 14

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    HIGH Retail Sector Profit Margin- Concentration DETRIMENTAL to JOBS & ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT in Australia.......... This note tries to use FINANCE theory and logic to explain why...
    jiaberg jiaberg 51-55, M Oct 27

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    Been a veggie over 20 years, in my mid 20's I ate meat again for a year or 2, then I became sick. In order to get better I went to a very simple diet, and gradually ate a new food...
    dontcareforlabels dontcareforlabels 41-45, M Oct 29

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    When I was 14, a friend and I were in the school canteen before classes started. I had a bottle of chocolate milkshake and couldn't get the chocolate at the bottom to mix, so I...
    Kumaji Kumaji 22-25, M Oct 29

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    "Listen up! Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it's cold outside your bed. You don't want to get up, but the...
    chaoshead chaoshead 13-15, M Oct 30

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    "Listen up! Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it's cold outside your bed. You don't want to get up, but the...
    chaoshead chaoshead 13-15, M Oct 30

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    Now I am all for helping the less unfortunate whenever I can afford it and there is this Romanian lady that is always begging at the entrance of my local supermarket , first I felt...
    Missreedy Missreedy 31-35 4 Responses Nov 3

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    Trying to eat milk duds. I get milk duds every time I go to the movies. It just feels wrong to eat them at home. lol
    niklb niklb 41-45, F 3 Responses Nov 4

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    I wrote a story once. But then, I got so much flak about it that I deleted it. However, my profile page still claims that I have one story. This is confusing! It also bothers...
    pineychick pineychick 31-35, F 4 Responses Nov 4

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    1. Kyle 2. Zuberlina 3. Jadey 4. Samiyah 5. Tatiana 6. Mariella 7. Ariana 8. Darby 9. Sophie 10. Maddy 11. Justin Bieber 12. Ed Sheeran 13. Ariana Grande 14. Bruno Mars 15. Eminem...
    MrsDuckx3 MrsDuckx3 16-17, F Nov 5

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    Noz da Índia A maior descoberta para perda de peso? Você já deve ter ouvido falar dos benefícios maravilhosos de noz da índia que é uma semente one hundred% pure ..... ...
    Daniel3434sfb3 Daniel3434sfb3 31-35, M 1 Response Nov 7

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    Twix, Twirl, Mars Bar, (not snickers - yuck!) Toblerone, Double Decker, Dairy Milk, Flake, Ripple, Kinder Surprise, Caramac, Milky bar MMMMMMM. I need chocolate in my belly NOW...
    EllieT01 EllieT01 13-15, F 5 Responses Nov 10

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    Well, I finally did it. I created my fat suit by using the trash-bag-and-water method and by using blankets as padding to give me more of a shaped and soft look. My belly looks...
    nwwww123 nwwww123 18-21, M Nov 15

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    To acquire a truthful skin and glowing skin Everybody need and always want to keep up it. for flawless and radiance skin we really have to abide by some beauty strategies. that...
    Matthew9360qft1 Matthew9360qft1 31-35, M 1 Response Nov 16

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    Indication of mass realizations with the Blessings of Holy Mother or Adyasakti 311) 5th August, 1978. Saturday. Early morning dream: I was going to an...
    Dipakda Dipakda 70+, M 1 Response Nov 16

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    I had to buy an office grab bag gift so I went to Starbucks and bought some Christmas special coffee and Vanilla latte mix. They were having a holiday special-buy one holiday gift...
    akindheart akindheart 56-60, F 14 Responses Nov 16

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    Increasing dental overall health is not only kid things. Have you been executing all you may to improve the toughness within your teeth? Get this quiz and find out!They're the pure...
    Matthew9360qft1 Matthew9360qft1 31-35, M 1 Response Nov 17

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    Absolutely please add me as a friend here all you lactating ladies...Milk is good for the body and I know I adore a body that produces milk....
    bigbustluver bigbustluver 41-45, M 6 days ago

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    with you that have helped me. The number one thing that I did was stop using acne products. No blemish creams, no spot creams, no benzoyl peroxide or salicylic acid. What I put on...
    iamnikki iamnikki 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    When I eat Oreos I eat the cream that's between the chocolate cracker. Then I eat the cracker. Finally I drink the milk. I don't Dip Oreos in milk :)
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    What you read below: Is REAL... So, after my companion and I moved back into his old home; we've noticed some unusual... unconventional things happening around the house that cant...
    ChessHottie ChessHottie 18-21, F 7 Responses 6 days ago

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    I was once stuck in a huge line in the supermarket. There was a little girl who was crying, and her parents where just awful. At first, anyone could've thought she was just making...
    chocolatecurlz chocolatecurlz 18-21, F 4 Responses 6 days ago