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I Am Milk

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    I Am Also Pinot Noir

    Yes, I am also wine.  I thought I was more of a port or sherry, but apparently not. EP Link
    TheSquirrel TheSquirrel 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 28, 2010

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    Listen People Everywhere. I Am Milk!

    Apparently I remind people of simpler, earlier times. http://blogthings.com/whatdairyproductareyouquiz/results/?result=Milk
    TheSquirrel TheSquirrel 51-55, M 3 Responses Feb 11, 2010

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    I Am Also Mr. Miagi

    This is true. EP Link
    TheSquirrel TheSquirrel 51-55, M Feb 28, 2010

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    And I Am The Lead Guitarist

    I thought I was the guy they only let near the tamborine, but no, I would be the LEAD guitarist.  If I was in a band. EP Link
    TheSquirrel TheSquirrel 51-55, M Feb 28, 2010

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    SpecialKndofOrdinary SpecialKndofOrdinary 26-30, F 2 Responses Feb 3

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    i spilt milk and my mother spanked me. she later apologized but i will never forget. they say dont cry over spilt milk- i did.
    ladyphantom27 ladyphantom27 22-25, F 4 Responses Jan 29

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    yes you ice cream make me smile sometimes
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