I Am Missing Body Parts and Can Joke About It

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 34 People

    I lost my right leg when I was 3.

    Maybe it's a little sick but I enjoy freaking people out. When I was going to school I got in trouble several times for taking my leg off and doing funny things. At one school when I was in 3rd or 4th grade I got sent to the principle's office. In class we had been talking about...
    krool1969 krool1969
    46-50, M
    1 Response Jul 30, 2014

    Lost both my legs above the knees

    while working at the railroad. Went back to working at the railroad in an office. The guys asked me where I lived and commented that that was kind of a long drive, but I told them I liked to drive, but had to be careful not to get a ticket. They asked why? Did I have a lot of...
    4x4offroad 4x4offroad
    61-65, M
    Mar 4, 2016

    I lost my toe nail. Like literally.

    But if you've got a mindset like that, you will be great in life. You will get far in life.
    kamachulu kamachulu
    26-30, M
    1 Response Jul 30, 2014


    ok so i lost my left hand in a freak accident at 17 right before my senior year in high school. my friends were all very supportive and nick named me lefty (the fellas) and because i am the extremely sexual being that i am i was nick named leftylove(by the ladies of course) all...
    caramelkush caramelkush
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Jul 1, 2009

    My Toe

    I got a toe amputated by a steel toe boot at work.........now I am known as chief Missing Digit. I can prop my foot up on the porchrail at home and listen to the wind whistle through my toes I can also use the gap as a rest for my little 22 rifle when firing from a relaxed...
    TruePal TruePal
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Jul 31, 2008
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