My hair was naturally blonde but i dyed it dark to match my soul.
My hair is naturally brown, but you'd never be able to tell. My eyes are naturally blue though
Hello I’m badbinary and I’m a closet blonde.
I’m here to help other closet blondes realize their blondeness and come out of the closet.
Signs you may be a...
I admit that I'm attracted to the blondies with blue eyes, even though I prefer the ones with dark hair since I'm a brunette myself.
I don't know what it is, but I always seem to...
A blonde woman decides that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are...
A blonde asks another blonde:
- "Do you know where the light from the kitchen goes when you turn it off?"
The blonde takes another blonde to the fridge...
Driving in a car
A blonde and a brunette are driving in a car. Unexpectedly the car stops. The blonde asks:
"What has happened?"
"We ran out of petrol," answered the brunette...
Two blondes talk. One of them says:
"You know, I have cheated a taxi driver yesterday!!"
The other blonde asks:
"How did you do this?"
The blonde replies:
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender for some drinks:
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."
Bartender: "What is a B and C?"
I'm not trying to sound self centered or whatever but I am a smart blonde. I have natural blonde hair. I am a strait A+ student for three years, I have the top national scores for...
a beautiful blonde girl wearing a white cotton t-shirt? so gorgeous... it's such a beautiful sight...
that same beautiful blonde girl... wearing a wedding dress! OMG...
Once upon a time a blonde was swimming in the river. A man approached her and asked, "Why are you doing this? The blonde replied, "I'm washing my clothes. Is there a problem?" The...
There were 99 blondes and one brunette hanging onto an almost breaking rope over a volcano. They all knew that the rope could only hold one. So one of the smarter blondes said...
Yea..i am naturally thin..it is my healthy weight and i cant out on weight no matter how much i eat...some people have given me rude comments like eat something..or arent your...
Two blondes sail with the boat. Suddenly, the hole appeared in the boat. The first blonde starts to panic, and another says: - Do not worry, I'll make a second hole through which...
A blond, brunette, and a redhead go hunting.
The brunette goes into the woods and comes back out with a deer.
They ask,"How did you get that deer?"
She responded,"I saw the...
A blonde walks into a shoe store to try on a pair of shoes. After trying on a pair she complained that they were a bit tight.
“Try pulling the tongue out,” suggests the sales...
Three women (a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette) are lost in the forest while hunting. They each have a shotgun with 2 bullets. They make a fire. Then the redhead gets up and goes...
I have seen not many blond women lead things. Except as investigators in tv shows. I suppose blond women are to pretty to be put in danger or lead men
I just think blonde guys are attractive, but doesn't matter if my bf has blonde hair or not (my current bf is a brunette)
Q: Why did the blonde think it was Sunday?
A: Because the sun was out.
Two blondes talk:
- Listen, your hair look like a wig.
- But it is a wig.
- So cool, and it looks like real hair.
Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said, "two to four years."
I just love blonde guys with blue eyes :D Damn they're so cute! They're my weakness!! I love the beach guy/surfer look <3 Gosh I guess I watch a lot of movies and read a lot of...
Once there was a blonde that went to work crying. The boss, who was concerned asked, "what's wrong?" She responded, "My mother died!" The boss offered her to take some time off of...
Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
I do! The odd thing is the rest of my family have brown hair with blue eyes. It confuses me. My family have no clue where my looks came from because it's been generations sense...
Librarian – “Yes, how can I help you?
Blonde – “Hi, I need help with my bibliography, how can I find out Ibid’s first name?
It's so hot! Seriously Thinking about shaving my head 💀
Btw go to naturallycurly.com for the frizz forecast lol it actually helps me have a little control over the frizz every...
Q: Why did the blond climb the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Curly and frizzy ugh I hate it I wish I had naturally straight hair
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said...
A blonde goes into a dry cleaners to clean her new blouse. She walks up to the counter and hands the cashier her top. When she turns around to leave they say "Come again!" With a...
Q: What did the blonde name her watch dogs?
A: Timex and Rolex.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A: "Look! they spelled MACYS wrong!"
Is that possible? I'm a brunette but I want cute blonde blue eyed children! With eyes that speak to you., soft skin smelling like baby powder! Awwww
I love my body. I love that I'm small, thin and can fit in any cabinet in the house. I can eat whatever I want and never have to worry about diet plans. I never have to buy clothes...
I love blondes ;) i wish that i can meet one from here
It's lighter in some places and darker is others. It used to be really light blonde, but now it's like this. 😒
I am a natural blonde. I just dye it a lot
Tan, blonde , about 5"7 . That's me
Thinking about going back.
I am a very natural and happy female. I love life and my family very much. We all have various hobbies and skills.