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    But Oh So Not Unintelligent - I am naturally blond but I am certainly not a stereotypical blond.  I used to have dark highlights put in my hair because I thought it made...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 8 Responses Apr 8, 2009

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    ..but I Dye My Hair Dark -   This is a pointless story. I'm sorry. I am bored tongiht. I grew up being told "oh your hair is so pretty, so long, so blond, so curly...
    xFrostyx xFrostyx 26-30, F Jun 3, 2009

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    I just got my hair dyed like ombre style but for blonde hair and it looks so pretty with my curly hair:)
    alpaqqa alpaqqa 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 1

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    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 26

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    How Many Sheep Do I Have? There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence. So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    For some guys its the T&A but for me the Hair goes to the top of the list just something about it. Its the first thing i notice about a woman, lighter hair attracts me more...
    xbl003x xbl003x 31-35, M Mar 19

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    A blonde was on her front lawn in a row boat rowing away when another blonde woman saw her , stopped her car , got out and yelled... "It's blondes like you that gives blondes like...
    Bigbadwerewolf Bigbadwerewolf 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 22

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    How to Naturally Enhance Testosterone Levels in Men 1. Consume More Healthy Fat Fats have been vilified by nutritionists, doctors, and the health and fitness industry as the...
    aries3296 aries3296 46-50, F 3 Responses Mar 22

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    A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 5 Responses Mar 22

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    A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over. The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse ma'am, could I please see your driving license and...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 6

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    I hate the "dumb blonde" steriotype, and that's possibly one of the reasons why I've fought to distance myself from it as much as possible: my favorite activity is reading...
    LionChick LionChick 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Mar 17

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    A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk "Where do you keep the curtains for computers?" The clerk answers with a puzzled face "Curtains for computers? You don't need...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 26

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    Make It Off The Island There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Mar 27

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    So Blonde... Taco Bell She is so blonde, she thinks that Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk. When Alan read the note, he felt there...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 17

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    Ive got them Blue eyes and long blonde hair!
    buttercup0598 buttercup0598 16-17, F 2 Responses Mar 19

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    A blonde met her retiring mail man at the door nude Took him inside and ****** his brains out. When he was leaving she handed him a dollar bill. The baffled mail man asked her...
    Bigbadwerewolf Bigbadwerewolf 22-25, M Mar 22

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    Two blondes are talking to each other: - When you make love, do you speak with your husband? - If he calls me.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 26

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    On a famous TV game show A BLONDE contestant needed only to answer one more question. One simple question stood between her and ONE MILLION DOLLARS! "To be today's champion," the...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 26

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    ..I really love to be in a relationship with a girl with blonde hair.:)
    lonewolf000 lonewolf000 18-21, M Mar 30

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    Why was the blonde's steering wheel covered with lipstick? She was trying to blow the horn.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 4

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    Q: What is a good definition of "Eternity"? A: Four blondes at a four-way stop.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Apr 4

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    Can I put a blonde dye over the ash colour? I don't want to bleach it.
    ALy7e ALy7e 22-25, F a week ago

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    A teenage blonde girl had been talking on the phone for a half n' hour, then she hung up. "Wow!", her father exclaimed,"You usually talk for 2 hours, what happened?" She chirps...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Two blondes were walking down the street. One says,"Look at that dog with one eye!" The other covers one eye and says,"Where?"
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?" The clerk says, "What denomination?" The woman...
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    What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A space invader.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A: Divorcee'
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Jahr Jahr 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 20

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    People to whom you (I) can be totally submissive to them... even if it's something as simple as them saying two words.
    FoxieRoxa FoxieRoxa 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 25

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    What did Rachel do when she missed her bus number 70? Well, she simple rode bus number 35 twice.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 28

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    The Outback Virgin! A woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he is still a virgin. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides...
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    I am finally starting to like my natural hair. Since I am trying to straighten it less (since it is killing my hair and I want to grow it long) I have found that it is actually...
    Aenoria Aenoria 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    My weight is 48 kg which is 105.6 lbs and i have always been this skinny ! My height is 1m.68 which is 5ft.6 Am i too skinny?
    Beyrouth Beyrouth 22-25, F 6 Responses 2 days ago

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    There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence with him. The...
    sister11 sister11 31-35, F 3 Responses Apr 3

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    There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence with him. The...
    cheleshere cheleshere 66-70, F 3 Responses Apr 8

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    1. I have quite a fit body as my parents only let me eat healthy stuff and make me run every morning and evening 2. I like being controlled and have/had virtual masters that i...
    as7728 as7728 18-21, F 8 hrs ago

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    Kinder, Kirche, Kuche (Children, Church, Kitchen) Part Three - Chapter Thirty-One Stephanie Lambert - Christoph's intended - was a very beautiful young lady with honey-blonde...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F 6 days ago

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    Wat. Why are they all coming out of the woodwork now that John is away? Last Thursday, when he and I were at dinner before he left, Mark - an old scientist friend that I've not...
    CaptainHowdy21 CaptainHowdy21 18-21, F Mar 25

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    A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is...
    Joseph86 Joseph86 26-30, M 2 Responses Mar 18

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    A programmer tell to his programmers' buddies : - Yesterday, I met a beautiful girl in a nightclub ... Buddies programmers : - Aaaah! - I invite her to my house, we have a drink, I...
    Kaddath Kaddath 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 23

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    A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I'm so mad, I can't even see straight." The bartender, noticing that the...
    MaryRiddle3 MaryRiddle3 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 29

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    My hair is naturally curly with Shirley Temple ringlets and it is parted naturally to the right side. It also changes naturally with the air and weather. Sometimes it can be...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F 3 Responses Mar 29

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    An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said: "Corned beef and...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 31

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    my natural hair color is blonde a really light blonde i dont like it but its time for me to love what i was born with and stop killing it with dyes only problem is ppl probly...
    DragonflyStolen DragonflyStolen 22-25, F Apr 2

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    " peeky-boo" her dyed blonde hair stood out starkly against the grey concrete as me and my girl take up squating for the momentary grease on the public step as the alligators swim...
    mudmen mudmen 46-50 Apr 4

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    Dan + Shay - 19 You + Me Lyrics It was our first week At Myrtle Beach Where it all began It was 102° Nothin' to do Man it was hot So we jumped in We were summertime sippin...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F Apr 7

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    When I was born I had really light blond hair, as I grew up my hair got darker and now I have dark brown hair so I am couris if I could have maybe so blond still in my DnA and I am...
    Johntruck17 Johntruck17 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 20

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    2 blonds are laying on lounge chairs looking up at the night sky. The first blond says ”I wonder what’s closer, Florida or the moon?” The Other blond replies back “Hello...
    dwc294 dwc294 46-50, M Mar 30

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    On Saturday, me and my fiancé were going for a car trip. We stopped at Dunkin Donuts. In fact I flipped a coin whether to have DD or a burrito, since I usually don't eat junk food...
    angelp79 angelp79 31-35, F Mar 17

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