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I Am Naturally Blond

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    But Oh So Not Unintelligent

    I am naturally blond but I am certainly not a stereotypical blond.  I used to have dark highlights put in my hair because I thought it made others take me more seriously, but one day I decided that I would just prove that all the blond jokes just weren't true.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 8 Responses Apr 8, 2009

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    Fading.

    I had the most gorgeous blonde hair when I was younger if I do say so myself. But it's fading now. I've died it and as it grows back I see the true brunette coming back in me. It makes me sad to see my blonde hair fade with age =[
    Isabellesheart Isabellesheart 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 3, 2009

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    ..but I Dye My Hair Dark

      This is a pointless story. I'm sorry. I am bored tongiht. I grew up being told "oh your hair is so pretty, so long, so blond, so curly.  Eventually I got fed up with the comments that when I turned 14, I chopped off my hair to my shoulders and died it black...
    xFrostyx xFrostyx 26-30, F Jun 3, 2009

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