I remember my first crush when I was 12. He was a cute kid like laid back, blond hair, blue eyes and he was fine! I thought he had a wonderful personality until I say the real...
There are not many great challenges in my life. For the last couple years I've just been going with the flow and accepting whatever came into my life and whatever left my life. I...
Old age at its best
Larry and Bob, two friends, met in the park every day to
feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world
One day Larry didn't show up...
I think cannabis helped me out SOO much. I suffer from ptsd among other things. I did use it as a crutch for awhile, but people need crutches sometimes so they can heal and then...
I was in love and got hurt badly. I cant find a boyfriend in reality coz they all want just sex...and Im not like that. I have ugly past and I suffer from anxiety depression...
If I don't die naturally when I'm young, I'll find a way to stop myself from getting old eventually. You know what I mean?
Today I got a speeding ticket, I was speeding through a winding road through mountain. I was by my self on the road. I don't know exactly why. The car began to slide toward the...
Every month I go through a time where I absolutely HATE being a woman. What doesn't help is when my dad says "You need to be tough. They don't make women like they used to...
Lately, I've been dying parts of my hair purple. It looks really cool for about three days, and then it washes out, leaving me with a stripe of bleached-white hair. :P
I used to have curly hair when I was a kid
I love blonde men with nice biceps, broad shoulders, and tall...yum.
I am blond but not a natural born blond :) i love changing styles and looks but so far blond is my favorite. Besides im still waiting to see if blonds do have more fun ;)
when i was young i like pale skin which i thought the most beautiful ,but as i grow older i love my tanned skin too and now i dont really care about skin i care about the people
I straighten it probably every 2 months...but usually it's just a crazy curly mess. I used to hate it, but I love it now.
yeah i do love both of them , i have no problem with them, they are nice and adorable
One day i looked in the mirror and saw the signs of maturing age in my hair. So i died it. Which came out really nice. So then I decided to put a Keritan treatment in. I have this...
Cheeseburgers are sexy as hell
I ripped myself Open as I propelled reality against it's will. As i'm making this story an annoying *** ******* ad keeps popping up about a guy yelling that you have diabetes.I...
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Q: How does a blonde named Jessy cheers herself after watching a James Bond movie?
A: "my name is Blonde, Jessy Blonde, 700 "
Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold? A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
[no offense Blondes.]
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock.
[epic. No offense Blonde]
Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel? A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!
[lol, no offence Blondes]
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved.
[no offense blondes, I love you ;)]
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.
[no offense blondes :* ]
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? A: They both swallowed a lot of se(a)men.
[no offense blondes,]
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
[no offence blondes, follow for more]
Q: How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day? A: Give her a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
[folfow for more]
Q: Why did God give blondes 2 more brain cells than horses?
A: So they don't **** in the parade.
[follow for more.]
Q: Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room?
A: They have to pull their own pants down.
[follow for more. No offense to Blondes ;) ]
Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transplants..
[follow for more. ;) ]
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been sighted.
[follow for more]
I was called every kind of ugly names because of my wild-kinky-happy-uncombable-curly hair...The fact that I refuse to straighten this mane bothers people for reasons that I know...
Q: Why blonde jokes are one liners ?
A: So than people can remember them.
[follow for more. No offense to dear blondes ;) ]
Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
[no offence to Blondes, follow for more ;) ]
When I was born the first thing I did was smile. I didn't cry I didn't frown I smiled and ever since then I haven't stopped. I'm always happy and I'm always trying to make other...