..but I Dye My Hair Dark -
This is a pointless story. I'm sorry. I am bored tongiht.
I grew up being told "oh your hair is so pretty, so long, so blond, so curly...
But Oh So Not Unintelligent - I am naturally blond but I am certainly not a stereotypical blond. I used to have dark highlights put in my hair because I thought it made...
Hear about the blond
Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?
It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.
A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store.
After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine.
She set it on the ground, puts...
Two blondes went to the pound where each adopted a puppy. The joy of their new best friend was quickly overshadowed when they got home and the first blonde said, "I think we're in...
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks...
Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the...
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has...
Blonde and Goldfish
A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them. So she called her brunette friend, and she showed her how. Once they were done feeding them...
A blonde get's in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing. She calls the police and reports a theft. When the police officer comes, he looks at...
A blonde, brunette, and redhead are all on a building about to jump off. They all jump at the same time. Which one landed last?
The blonde because she asked for directions.
Do you know where you were going?
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
What's in the bag?
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He dashed...
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
Do you realize what I am?
A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde...
I hate when people say blondes are dumb, I'm completely blonde with a 4.0 gpa, in honors classes.
Every one says I act like a stereotypical blonde! I hate it. As if I'm am just some ditzy moron. No offense to natural blondes out there. I'm sure you are very intelligent!
I HAVE BLUE EYES AND BLONDE HAIRMy name is Alexandria (Alex), I am 18 have blonde hair, blue eyes and I am 5'6" tall.As a person I am quite cheerful and have a gentle and...
One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said, " A tan for 2 please!" The cashier said, " Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?"
A husband and his blonde wife were in bed asleep. About 2 AM they both awoke to the neighbors dog barking extremely loudly...
After lying there for the next 30 minutes unable to...
I urgently needed a few days off work but I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'crazy', then he would tell me to take a few days off...
I have been brunette and blonde, and blondes definitely have more fun 👸
I have long blond hair and mostly blue eyes with some green. My hair gets a lot lighter in the summer. Everyone makes blonde jokes about me but I have a 4.0 so I'm pretty smart lol...
How do you kill a blonde?
Put a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
M & M Factory
Q: Why did the dumb blonde get fired from the M&M
A: Because she throw away all the w's
A blonde got a deck of playing cards as a gift but she
couldn't find anyone to play solitaire with.
Why are you yelling that?
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.
In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.
The contractor wrote this down...
I don't know why, but I am very attracted to blonde girls
Two blondes are driving to Disneyland. As they get close, they see a road sign that says, "Disneyland, left." So they turned around and went home.
Q: What does a blonde have in common with a noodle?
A: They both wiggle when you eat them.
Why did the blonde take his new scarf back to the store?
It was too tight
I get ask that a lot but I AM a natural blonde.
At a paternity trial, the blonde's lawyer asked, "On the night of July 16th last, at approximately 11:45 p.m., in the locale known generally as 'Lover's Lane' did the...
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for french fries.
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?
A: Because they can understand them.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his car?
A: Took him an hour to get his family out w/ a coat hanger.
There was a boy who liked a blonde and so one day he finally got the courage to ask her out. He said "Would you go out with me?"
She looked confused and said "Where are we...
I sometimes think I'm a blonde =^.^= I'm so retarded
Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A: A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a nightclub but why couldn't they get in?
A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter".
I think back to the few times in my life that I've been absolutely happy - and it's unfortunately a pretty short list... but hey, the list DOES exist, right?
I remember instances...
The streets didn't take me.
When your blinded by love, you tend to take the wrong route to keep a smile on her face.
I took the route to evil.(Money)
That's the type of...
I got up early to watch the Olympic opening ceremonies just to see the Swedes. (Men and Women)
I love my curly hair. People are always pulling on it and making it pop up like a spring. It's a lot if fun especially when I'm bored I can just pull on it and watch it bounce up...
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I'm very comfortable with the fact that I'm an upbeat, positive and happy person. I'm grateful that this is my nature.
My profile here leans to mature themes to say the least...
I have always been that way...well with exception of the years I battled depression and mental health.
But I think I have always had a happy ooutlook in life and esp now as I see...
I had 2 snow days and my hair looked amazing during those two days but I can never have more then 2 good hair days in a row so I'm kinda waiting to see what will happen! Hopefully...
Although there isn't any arguments, I never actually knew silence could be so loud.
Everyone I'm friends with have at least on better friend than me and while I don't complain...
Mines blonde what's yours @-@ I messed up my hair today I know have blonde and black hair :)
I just saw an advert, for a Cameron Diaz movie. She's supposed to be a beautiful blonde. Maybe she is. I dont know. I have so much trouble, very honestly, I don't, work, like that...