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I Am Nice But Push My Buttons And I Will Bitchslap You Silly

Don't make me have to bitchslap you. 1,633 People

    To All The People I Have Pissed Off Tonight!!!

    ok look i seem to have pissed off a few people tonight.but i said what i said and i stand by it.so fire away.i'm a big girl give me your best shot.but do it here or on the group the story is in ...shannon
    dirtygirlsbypool dirtygirlsbypool 31-35 Nov 6, 2012

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    Don't Even Go There

    I am a good person but if you mess with me and theres gonna be a problem.
    UnforgettableEyes UnforgettableEyes 22-25, F Apr 13, 2011

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    Or kick you in the shin.

    ..or stab you with a pencil...I have a temper.
    ZER0RPHEUS ZER0RPHEUS 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 28, 2014

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    Nice?

    I, not that long ago asked someone if they thought i was "nice" . they said " you CAN be" . what the ****???? 2 days ago someone was on the receiving end of one of my bitchslaps. A male friend (well thought he was my friend), had totally messed with me, it was bad. I...
    hartleybroken hartleybroken 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 7, 2010

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    Don't screw with me. Do something stupid,

    don't be surprised if I call you out on it
    SurpriseMeToday SurpriseMeToday 18-21, F Jun 6

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    I am the nicest person

    but I can plan your demise in minutes and execute it in seconds. I am a forgiving person and I also try and understand people, for these reasons I am not bitchslappin left and right. That is all, have a wonderful day! Kisses!!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 24, 2014

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    I would Take your head

    and hit it against something next to me. Already had hit my cousin head on the window Gate. She pissed me off, it's hard getting me upset
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F Sep 28, 2014

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    Dont believe me? Ask my dad how many girls i

    have LITERALLY bitchslapped for trying me. ALOT. Dont try me unless you want me to slap, punch, kick, or bite you. Or cause internal bleeding. Jk. Im a major B word if you mess up my day or **** me off :) Be careful with what you say to me... :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 23, 2014

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    Ralphie- in high school I had a friend person,

    who keeps stealing my phone and it was really annoying, but anyways he took it after I specifically told him not to ( I was a little Sophomore who's whole life revolved around her phone) He took it and started to run to leave the class and I grabbed his arm pulled in behind his...
    summertimesadness16 summertimesadness16 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 20, 2014

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    I am so sick of people acting

    so immature around me. I have come to the conclusion I was fully mature by the time I reached the age of 14. Sure, I have made some mistakes...but at least my heart was in it. I have decided to remove the evil or negative elements within my life. I deserve to be treated with...
    Deadlynightshade5 Deadlynightshade5 22-25, F Sep 7, 2014

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    hoe took my post down.

    ...Ep Allie keep ****** round wit them **** arounds, & you **** around & get SLAPED!
    miimii0069 miimii0069 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 11

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    Yes this is true as many have found out already.

    I am nice until I'm provoked or feel threatened. I will ***** slap the living **** out of someone. Trust me this one ***** you don't want on your bad side. I won't stand there and take it. I fight not only for myself but for my family. I may be small but I can pack a can of...
    holehearted79 holehearted79 36-40, F 3 Responses Apr 13

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    Temper Temper

    Yup.  I have a NASTY temper.  And I don't fight fair.
    ChristineJones ChristineJones 31-35, F 3 Responses Jun 3, 2010

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    When someone is trying to be a ***** to you

    but you're more bitchy😂😂😂 - know who you're trying to mess with.
    ImAlivingParadox ImAlivingParadox 22-25, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Dec 7, 2014

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    I'm one of those shy girls (until you get to

    know me) and everyone thinks I'm all innocent and wouldn't hurt a fly. If you **** me off enough, you better watch it! But really, I'm a nice person ??
    beautifulblessedchild beautifulblessedchild 18-21, F May 23

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    Spack!!!!!

    I will bitchslapp you so hard, your ears ring and your teeth shiver. Don't mess with me.
    Veronica4 Veronica4 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 26, 2011

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    I appear to be nice on the outside,

    and that's why people are surprised when I start to yell. One time, a boy at my school started making fun of me, and shipping me with random characters. He was surprised when I lost my temper and screamed at him.
    DrowningInRed DrowningInRed 13-15, F 3 Responses Sep 29, 2014

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    Dear Inbox, Screw off.

    LOL ...Sincerely,BlTCH :)
    MizzyH MizzyH 41-45, F 1 Response Jan 15, 2014

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    I cyber smack people on a regular basis.

    Someone says something stupid, SMACK. One of my friends teases me, SMACK. WATCH OUT YOU GON GET IT. :::smacks:::
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F 13 Responses Dec 7, 2014

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    I've been too nice for too long,

    next one that ****** me off gets ***** slapped
    kkatt515 kkatt515 41-45, F Apr 28, 2014

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    itwontlast223 itwontlast223 51-55 1 Response Jan 14

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    Keeping Calm!

    I've never reached that point and hope I never will. I'm scared one day I will unleash on someone or something. That inner rage that flows within would only equate to something devastating.
    Itsintheair Itsintheair 26-30, M Nov 11, 2013

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    Hahaha! The title and picture of this

    experiments just made me laugh so I decided to join. This experience fits me but I won't b***hslap u. I'll punch u in the face.
    Asia06 Asia06 18-21, F Dec 7, 2014

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    Don't Cross That Line With Me

    I noticed an engaged schoolteacher who writes glowing stories about her fiance and paints herself as an effing goody-two-shoes is still trading erotic emails with other married men. If someone like her pulled a stunt like that with my husband, believe me I'd be tempted to do much...
    2the4winds 2the4winds 26-30, F 2 Responses May 8, 2013

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    Ehh You Don't Scare Me...

    Got Some Court Papers Or Some Crap About Selective Services :p Telling Me If I Don't Sign Up Soon I'll Have To Pay A Huge *** Fine Or Go To Jail Since It's A Federal Crime If I Don't Sign Up Since I'm A Male American Citizen I'm Already Signing Up For The Marines Dumbasses Don't...
    ILeo ILeo 22-25, M 1 Response Sep 23, 2013

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    BlackMagicAttack BlackMagicAttack 26-30, F 3 Responses Apr 12

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    Great Group

    i think the name of the group said it all..
    dirtygirlsbypool dirtygirlsbypool 31-35 Oct 23, 2012

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    If You

    **** me off, hurt me or someone I love, be prepared for a huge bitchslap. I don't take bullshit.
    xFireflyx xFireflyx 22-25, F Aug 8, 2010

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    Just Wait

    I like to take you by surprise. I will take your **** for a bit then one day I'll ***** slap you so ******* hard.
    TheP0W3R TheP0W3R 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 28, 2013

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    Someone said to me "U Like anime you little kid"

    so I said "God's hand hits Hard" *BITCHSLAP*
    ALBYSpirit ALBYSpirit 13-15, M 5 days ago

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    Roomate

    My old, old roomate liked to tease me and make me feel like ****."Just kidding- LOL, don't take it seriously".Okay, so one day she decides to scratch me...........HELL NO.I just smacked her silly, and it wasn't that hard.She was all shocked and didn't talk to me for the rest of...
    Thepinkcoconut Thepinkcoconut 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 14, 2012

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    More Like B!Tch Punch :D

    "Just" friends think I am innocent, naïve even . . . stupid. They don't know the devil that's hiding underneath all those layers of clothing  I don't give any opportunity to people to push my buttons. I keep calm and composed but I lose it sometimes. What to do I am a human...
    EmotionJammer EmotionJammer 22-25, F 7 Responses Aug 28, 2013

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    I'm as nice to people

    as they are to me. but push my buttons and I do have a pocket full of crazy waiting!!
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 2 Responses Dec 7, 2014

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    I'm one of those girls

    who appears sweet and innocent. Shy and polite, for the most part I am but I can be straight up evil sometimes especially if you mess with me I will be coming after you.
    Josimms23 Josimms23 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 27

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    Only if your a *****

    and I have a reason but me and my friend Hannah do it to each other anyway, not because we push each other's buttons but she always tickles me in PE and whenever I hug her she squeezes me till I beg for air, and she is really strong
    Smexyshannonxo Smexyshannonxo 13-15, F 3 Responses Sep 28, 2014

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    In Recent Years...

    I have always been "too nice." Ever since I was a kid. Would never stand up for myself (which I regret). My sisters were the only ones who knew what buttons to push back then to really **** me off. In recent years..that has expanded to include my ex husbands' niece & my ex...
    RubyLane RubyLane 46-50, F 1 Response Oct 15, 2012

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    Actually, I am so sorry I do that.

    But I'm not a doormat, as many have discovered.
    angsty angsty 61-65, F 3 Responses Feb 22, 2014

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    dontcareforlabels dontcareforlabels 41-45, M 1 Response Sep 23, 2014

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    Simple

    I'll put it simply Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I may be kind, nice, sweet, and caring but that doesn't mean I'm weak. So don't push my buttons otherwise i become a *****. See simple...any questions? P.S. DON'T **** with my family and friends either.
    Tinkatude Tinkatude 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 3, 2011

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    Seriously, don't test me.

    I'm a ticking time bomb ready to explode. I don't like guys who think they can joke around with me, and think it's funny to **** with me. I will cut all of your fingers off. Rt. I'm crazy <3
    HeartBigBeatsQuiet HeartBigBeatsQuiet 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 4, 2013

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    I actually have a list

    for this one, jaren, kentrell, darion, darius, devontrey, dylan, michael, byreisha, shay shay, and lenard are close to getting slapped into naruto, past onepeice, through dragon ball z, past a game of yu-gi-oh, and the into 2016, I am a very nice person, but I have mini satan in...
    13yroldgaykk 13yroldgaykk 13-15, M Jun 7

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    I'm So Nice

    Some people try to take advantage of it and maybe I allow them to sometimes. However eventually it will catch up and I will get pissed and that is when my tongue is the sharpest. I will verbally ***** slap you and send you packing. However if you mess with someone I care about I...
    college101 college101 31-35, F 12 Responses Aug 9, 2010

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    I Sure Will

    I am a very easy going, fun loving and kind person. It takes a lot to make me really angry. I have a long fuse . However once lit there is NO turning back. I can be very hurtful and mean and I know I am quite nasty when made mad. Yet I don't get this way often and only when I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 13, 2012

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