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I Am Nice But Push My Buttons And I Will Bitchslap You Silly

Don't make me have to bitchslap you. 1,974 People

    Black Friday and idiots.

    Oh can bet your *** there's going to be some bitchslappings.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M Nov 27, 2015

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    I am the nicest person

    but I can plan your demise in minutes and execute it in seconds. I am a forgiving person and I also try and understand people, for these reasons I am not bitchslappin left and right. That is all, have a wonderful day! Kisses!!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 24, 2014

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    Hey EPALLIE. Come here.

    I've got something for you.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 3 days ago

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    To All The People I Have Pissed Off Tonight!!!

    ok look i seem to have pissed off a few people tonight.but i said what i said and i stand by it.so fire away.i'm a big girl give me your best shot.but do it here or on the group the story is in ...shannon
    dirtygirlsbypool dirtygirlsbypool 31-35 Nov 6, 2012

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    ***** slapping someone

    not only builds up your arm strength but is a great form of cardiovascular exercise.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 2 Responses Nov 20, 2015

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    I'm as nice to people

    as they are to me. but push my buttons and I do have a pocket full of crazy waiting!!
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 2 Responses Dec 7, 2014

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    Yes this is true as many have found out already.

    I am nice until I'm provoked or feel threatened. I will ***** slap the living **** out of someone. Trust me this one ***** you don't want on your bad side. I won't stand there and take it. I fight not only for myself but for my family. I may be small but I can pack a can of...
    WhisperingEchoes WhisperingEchoes 36-40, F 3 Responses Apr 13, 2015

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    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M Nov 22, 2015

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    Don't screw with me. Do something stupid,

    don't be surprised if I call you out on it
    SurpriseMeToday SurpriseMeToday 18-21, F Jun 6, 2015

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    Gary Danielson! Gary Danielson!

    My God how much longer will that irritating old fart be broadcasting games for CBS?! I'd like to bitchslap the taste out of his mouth for the next five seasons.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M Dec 5, 2015

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    ........or kick you really hard,

    depends on your height. :P
    SugarPlumDreams SugarPlumDreams 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 10, 2015

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    Bitchslappings with coffee

    and hash browns.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 1 Response Dec 10, 2015

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    Only if your a *****

    and I have a reason but me and my friend Hannah do it to each other anyway, not because we push each other's buttons but she always tickles me in PE and whenever I hug her she squeezes me till I beg for air, and she is really strong
    Smexyshannonxo Smexyshannonxo 13-15, F 3 Responses Sep 28, 2014

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    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M Jan 5

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    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 2 Responses Jan 10

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    I slapped my ex once.

    HARD. he was making the same old excuses, repeating old lies - expecting me to be sympathetic, take on the blame as usual. I had heard this over and over before and suddenly could not stand to hear it again and just needed it to stop. he looked so surprised - we both were. I...
    isshereal isshereal 31-35, F Jan 6

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    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 3 Responses Jan 20

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    long week FML make me mad & youll die.

    .....very......very....very slowly
    BabyCiria BabyCiria 16-17, F Jan 17

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    No matter how kind you are,

    there are those people just talk too much crap to be ignored.
    RVLP RVLP 16-17, M 2 Responses Oct 4, 2015

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    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M Nov 25, 2015

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    Nomad712. God how I wish

    that fat idiot had tried mouthing off to me in person. I'd bitchslap him as a warm up.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M Nov 29, 2015

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    When someone is trying to be a ***** to you

    but you're more bitchy😂😂😂 - know who you're trying to mess with.
    ImAlivingParadox ImAlivingParadox 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 25, 2015

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    I am a really nice person

    but if you me too far I will slap the **** out of you I got this from my mom she pushed this lady against the wall yesterday cause the lady pushed her she literally almost started a fight with this woman she is so bad ***
    ashley254 ashley254 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 24, 2015

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    I want to bitchslap someone just

    because it's Monday. Any takers?
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M Jan 11

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    I cyber smack people on a regular basis.

    Someone says something stupid, SMACK. One of my friends teases me, SMACK. WATCH OUT YOU GON GET IT. :::smacks:::
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F 11 Responses Dec 7, 2014

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    Special Christmas offer: I will personally

    bitchslap three of your most aggravating relatives. Two free for price of one.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M Dec 20, 2015

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    It's ***** slapping season

    and I have a hankering for some bitchslappering.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M Nov 22, 2015

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    Dont believe me? Ask my dad how many girls i

    have LITERALLY bitchslapped for trying me. ALOT. Dont try me unless you want me to slap, punch, kick, or bite you. Or cause internal bleeding. Jk. Im a major B word if you mess up my day or **** me off :) Be careful with what you say to me... :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 23, 2014

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    BlackMagicAttack BlackMagicAttack 26-30, F 3 Responses Apr 12, 2015

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    Ralphie- in high school I had a friend person,

    who keeps stealing my phone and it was really annoying, but anyways he took it after I specifically told him not to ( I was a little Sophomore who's whole life revolved around her phone) He took it and started to run to leave the class and I grabbed his arm pulled in behind his...
    summertimesadness16 summertimesadness16 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 20, 2014

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    I'm one of those girls

    who appears sweet and innocent. Shy and polite, for the most part I am but I can be straight up evil sometimes especially if you mess with me I will be coming after you.
    Josimms23 Josimms23 18-21, F Jul 27, 2015

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    I bitchslapped my brother

    for being a pain inthe ***.
    Tagstar2000 Tagstar2000 13-15, M 1 Response Oct 4, 2015

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    Don't do it! Don't make me do it!

    I'm serious! I will ***** slap you over the moon!
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M Nov 21, 2015

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    Who's up for a ***** slapping?

    Anyone? Anyone? ***** slappings. Get your free ***** slapping. Right here. Anyone? Anyone?
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 1 Response Nov 20, 2015

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    Simple

    I'll put it simply Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I may be kind, nice, sweet, and caring but that doesn't mean I'm weak. So don't push my buttons otherwise i become a *****. See simple...any questions? P.S. DON'T **** with my family and friends either.
    Tinkatude Tinkatude 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 3, 2011

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    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 2 Responses Jan 7

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    I've been too nice for too long,

    next one that ****** me off gets ***** slapped
    kkatt515 kkatt515 41-45, F Apr 28, 2014

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    I may be nice if your nice to me

    but if your a ***** then i will bite back far worse than you have ever 😊💙
    Missanonymous03 Missanonymous03 18-21, F 3 Responses Oct 8, 2015

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    More Like B!Tch Punch :D

    "Just" friends think I am innocent, naïve even . . . stupid. They don't know the devil that's hiding underneath all those layers of clothing  I don't give any opportunity to people to push my buttons. I keep calm and composed but I lose it sometimes. What to do I am a human...
    EmotionJammer EmotionJammer 22-25, F 7 Responses Aug 28, 2013

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    I'm So Nice

    Some people try to take advantage of it and maybe I allow them to sometimes. However eventually it will catch up and I will get pissed and that is when my tongue is the sharpest. I will verbally ***** slap you and send you packing. However if you mess with someone I care about I...
    college101 college101 31-35, F 12 Responses Aug 9, 2010

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    I'll do it even if you dont.

    It'll be a good reminder of what will happen if you do.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 1 Response Nov 19, 2015

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    God there are so many ppl I would love to *****

    slap cause they think I'm so nice and nothing they do will **** me off...guess again I'm waiting for that moment where I explode on someone
    marckengenie1 marckengenie1 18-21, F a week ago

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    It's Slapsgiving. Today I'm serving turkey with

    a side order of BITCHSLAPPINGS.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M Nov 26, 2015

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    It's two for Tuesday.

    Everyone gets a double dose of bitchslappings.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 1 Response Nov 24, 2015

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    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M Nov 22, 2015

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