I Am Nice But Push My Buttons And I Will Bitchslap You Silly

Don't make me have to bitchslap you. 1,899 People

    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Jan 10
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    1 Response Apr 7

    Hahaha! The title and picture of this

    experiments just made me laugh so I decided to join. This experience fits me but I won't b***hslap u. I'll punch u in the face.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Dec 7, 2014

    I am a really nice person

    but if you me too far I will slap the **** out of you I got this from my mom she pushed this lady against the wall yesterday cause the lady pushed her she literally almost started a fight with this woman she is so bad ***
    ashley254 ashley254
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Nov 24, 2015

    I'm as nice to people

    as they are to me. but push my buttons and I do have a pocket full of crazy waiting!!
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic
    36-40, F
    1 Response Dec 7, 2014

    God there are so many ppl I would love to *****

    slap cause they think I'm so nice and nothing they do will **** me off...guess again I'm waiting for that moment where I explode on someone
    marckengenie1 marckengenie1
    18-21, F
    Feb 6
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Nov 25, 2015
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Nov 23, 2015

    Black Friday and idiots.

    Oh can bet your *** there's going to be some bitchslappings.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Nov 27, 2015

    I'm one of those girls

    who appears sweet and innocent. Shy and polite, for the most part I am but I can be straight up evil sometimes especially if you mess with me I will be coming after you.
    Josimms23 Josimms23
    18-21, F
    Jul 27, 2015

    **** me off and its like the end of the world.

    People are allowed to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
    MyAbsences MyAbsences
    13-15, M
    Feb 23

    I want to bitchslap someone just

    because it's Monday. Any takers?
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Jan 11

    Gary Danielson! Gary Danielson!

    My God how much longer will that irritating old fart be broadcasting games for CBS?! I'd like to bitchslap the taste out of his mouth for the next five seasons.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Dec 5, 2015
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Jan 7

    Simple

    I'll put it simply Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I may be kind, nice, sweet, and caring but that doesn't mean I'm weak. So don't push my buttons otherwise i become a *****. See simple...any questions? P.S. DON'T **** with my family and friends either.
    Tinkatude Tinkatude
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Apr 3, 2011

    I swear I will!!! One of my co workers smacked

    my hat down when I told him something that was meant to be inoffensive! Heck, I was giggling! Out of all the actual insults and complains I've told him so far, he smacked me for a little joke? What the heck! He is taking way too many liberties so far! Next time he does, I will...
    Sil833 Sil833
    18-21, F
    Jan 3
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Nov 22, 2015

    ***** slapping someone

    not only builds up your arm strength but is a great form of cardiovascular exercise.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    1 Response Nov 20, 2015

    long week FML make me mad & youll die.

    .....very......very....very slowly
    BabyCiria BabyCiria
    16-17, F
    Jan 17

    Only if your a *****

    and I have a reason but me and my friend Hannah do it to each other anyway, not because we push each other's buttons but she always tickles me in PE and whenever I hug her she squeezes me till I beg for air, and she is really strong
    Smexyshannonxo Smexyshannonxo
    13-15, F
    3 Responses Sep 28, 2014

    I am the nicest person

    but I can plan your demise in minutes and execute it in seconds. I am a forgiving person and I also try and understand people, for these reasons I am not bitchslappin left and right. That is all, have a wonderful day! Kisses!!!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Oct 24, 2014

    Ralphie- in high school I had a friend person,

    who keeps stealing my phone and it was really annoying, but anyways he took it after I specifically told him not to ( I was a little Sophomore who's whole life revolved around her phone) He took it and started to run to leave the class and I grabbed his arm pulled in behind his...
    summertimesadness16 summertimesadness16
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 20, 2014

    I may be nice if your nice to me

    but if your a ***** then i will bite back far worse than you have ever 😊💙
    Missanonymous03 Missanonymous03
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Oct 8, 2015

    I've been too nice for too long,

    next one that ****** me off gets ***** slapped
    kkatt515 kkatt515
    41-45, F
    Apr 28, 2014

    To All The People I Have Pissed Off Tonight!!!

    ok look i seem to have pissed off a few people tonight.but i said what i said and i stand by it.so fire away.i'm a big girl give me your best shot.but do it here or on the group the story is in ...shannon
    dirtygirlsbypool dirtygirlsbypool
    31-35
    Nov 6, 2012

    More Like B!Tch Punch :D

    "Just" friends think I am innocent, naïve even . . . stupid. They don't know the devil that's hiding underneath all those layers of clothing  I don't give any opportunity to people to push my buttons. I keep calm and composed but I lose it sometimes. What to do I am a human...
    EmotionJammer EmotionJammer
    22-25, F
    6 Responses Aug 28, 2013

    When someone is trying to be a ***** to you

    but you're more bitchy😂😂😂 - know who you're trying to mess with.
    ImAlivingParadox ImAlivingParadox
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Aug 25, 2015

    Don't screw with me. Do something stupid,

    don't be surprised if I call you out on it
    SurpriseMeToday SurpriseMeToday
    18-21, F
    Jun 6, 2015

    Special Christmas offer: I will personally

    bitchslap three of your most aggravating relatives. Two free for price of one.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Dec 20, 2015

    It's two for Tuesday.

    Everyone gets a double dose of bitchslappings.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    1 Response Nov 24, 2015

    Dont believe me? Ask my dad how many girls i

    have LITERALLY bitchslapped for trying me. ALOT. Dont try me unless you want me to slap, punch, kick, or bite you. Or cause internal bleeding. Jk. Im a major B word if you mess up my day or **** me off :) Be careful with what you say to me... :)
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Oct 23, 2014

    One of my "best friends" has spent over two

    years constantly invalidating me. I win a writing award? "Haha, too bad that never happens to me. I guess you're just more charismatic, so your friends vote for you." And everything that makes me happy is because I'm "lucky" and obviously I can't understand hardship because if I...
    moxieinterstellar moxieinterstellar
    22-25, F
    Nov 9, 2015

    Hey EPALLIE. Come here.

    I've got something for you.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Feb 10
    BlackMagicAttack BlackMagicAttack
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Apr 12, 2015

    I cyber smack people on a regular basis.

    Someone says something stupid, SMACK. One of my friends teases me, SMACK. WATCH OUT YOU GON GET IT. :::smacks:::
    adianoeta adianoeta
    26-30, F
    10 Responses Dec 7, 2014

    I bitchslapped my brother

    for being a pain inthe ***.
    Tagstar2000 Tagstar2000
    13-15, M
    1 Response Oct 4, 2015

    Think of a bitchslap

    as a high five to your face.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    1 Response Jan 13

    I am starting to get really tired of people.

    I've been cleaning house as far as who I want in my life and who I want to let go of
    tattooedgirl77 tattooedgirl77
    36-40, F
    1 Response Feb 22
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Nov 22, 2015

    Nomad712. God how I wish

    that fat idiot had tried mouthing off to me in person. I'd bitchslap him as a warm up.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Nov 29, 2015

    It's ***** slapping season

    and I have a hankering for some bitchslappering.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Nov 22, 2015

    I slapped my ex once.

    HARD. he was making the same old excuses, repeating old lies - expecting me to be sympathetic, take on the blame as usual. I had heard this over and over before and suddenly could not stand to hear it again and just needed it to stop. he looked so surprised - we both were. I...
    isshereal isshereal
    31-35, F
    Jan 6
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Jan 5

    No matter how kind you are,

    there are those people just talk too much crap to be ignored.
    RVLP RVLP
    16-17, M
    2 Responses Oct 4, 2015
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Apr 7

    Yes this is true as many have found out already.

    I am nice until I'm provoked or feel threatened. I will ***** slap the living **** out of someone. Trust me this one ***** you don't want on your bad side. I won't stand there and take it. I fight not only for myself but for my family. I may be small but I can pack a can of...
    WhisperingEchoes WhisperingEchoes
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Apr 13, 2015

    It's Slapsgiving. Today I'm serving turkey with

    a side order of BITCHSLAPPINGS.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Nov 26, 2015

    Bitchslappings with coffee

    and hash browns.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Dec 10, 2015

    Don't Cross That Line With Me

    I noticed an engaged schoolteacher who writes glowing stories about her fiance and paints herself as an effing goody-two-shoes is still trading erotic emails with other married men. If someone like her pulled a stunt like that with my husband, believe me I'd be tempted to do much...
    2the4winds 2the4winds
    26-30, F
    2 Responses May 8, 2013

    $100 dollars to the first person

    who can provide irrefutable proof they have bitchslapped EPALLIE. $50 for every one after that.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Dec 30, 2015

    I'm So Nice

    Some people try to take advantage of it and maybe I allow them to sometimes. However eventually it will catch up and I will get pissed and that is when my tongue is the sharpest. I will verbally ***** slap you and send you packing. However if you mess with someone I care about I...
    college101 college101
    31-35, F
    12 Responses Aug 9, 2010
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    3 Responses Jan 20

    I'm going to bitchslap you just

    because it's overdue.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Feb 18
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