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I Am Nice But Push My Buttons And I Will Bitchslap You Silly

Don't make me have to bitchslap you. 997 People

    Dear Inbox, Screw off.

    LOL ...Sincerely,BlTCH :)
    MizzyH MizzyH 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 15

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    Just Wait

    I like to take you by surprise. I will take your **** for a bit then one day I'll ***** slap you so ******* hard.
    TheP0W3R TheP0W3R 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 28, 2013

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    =d

    I will not only bitchslap you silly, but will sit in the background of your conciousness and drip blood down the backs of your eyeballs for every tear you made me shed.. Yeah, I love you too.
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 3 Responses Aug 8, 2010

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    I'm So Nice

    Some people try to take advantage of it and maybe I allow them to sometimes. However eventually it will catch up and I will get pissed and that is when my tongue is the sharpest. I will verbally ***** slap you and send you packing. However if you mess with someone I care about I...
    college101 college101 31-35, F 12 Responses Aug 9, 2010

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    To All The People I Have Pissed Off Tonight!!!

    ok look i seem to have pissed off a few people tonight.but i said what i said and i stand by it.so fire away.i'm a big girl give me your best shot.but do it here or on the group the story is in ...shannon
    dirtygirlsbypool dirtygirlsbypool 31-35 1 Response Nov 6, 2012

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    Look Like An Angel...

    But you have to be careful because I'm the type that will paralyze a bitchhh. I hate that people mess with me because they think they know that they will win. Ughhh. Lol people are so rude! Lmbo Xoxoxxxx~kas Ps be warned; i bite too C: Teehee
    imapinkdinosaur imapinkdinosaur 18-21, F Dec 27, 2010

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    Okay This Is A Debate,

    If your best friend was only 13 and you foud out she was pregnant, how would you respond to this news?...
    Daydreamz15 Daydreamz15 13-15, F May 31, 2011

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    I am so sick of people acting

    so immature around me. I have come to the conclusion I was fully mature by the time I reached the age of 14. Sure, I have made some mistakes...but at least my heart was in it. I have decided to remove the evil or negative elements within my life. I deserve to be treated with...
    Deadlynightshade5 Deadlynightshade5 22-25, F Sep 7

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    Ehh You Don't Scare Me...

    Got Some Court Papers Or Some Crap About Selective Services :p Telling Me If I Don't Sign Up Soon I'll Have To Pay A Huge *** Fine Or Go To Jail Since It's A Federal Crime If I Don't Sign Up Since I'm A Male American Citizen I'm Already Signing Up For The Marines Dumbasses Don't...
    ILeo ILeo 18-21, M Sep 23, 2013

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    I've been too nice for too long,

    next one that ****** me off gets ***** slapped
    kkatt515 kkatt515 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 28

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    Simple

    I'll put it simply Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I may be kind, nice, sweet, and caring but that doesn't mean I'm weak. So don't push my buttons otherwise i become a *****. See simple...any questions? P.S. DON'T **** with my family and friends either.
    Tinkatude Tinkatude 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 3, 2011

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    Roomate

    My old, old roomate liked to tease me and make me feel like ****."Just kidding- LOL, don't take it seriously".Okay, so one day she decides to scratch me...........HELL NO.I just smacked her silly, and it wasn't that hard.She was all shocked and didn't talk to me for the rest of...
    Thepinkcoconut Thepinkcoconut 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 14, 2012

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    Take A Hike Biaatch

    You do not know me.... How can you judge me? You say i treat you like a dog bittch But you have not even began to see me treat you like the biitcch you are Your sucky behaviour makes me think that you have a deep need to be treated like a dog Due to your inferiority complex you...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Jun 8, 2013

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    I get called a "*****"

    whenever I speak my mind, stand up for myself, someone I love or something I believe in, and whenever I state my opinion about something. So am I really being a "*****" or am I just being real? Think about it. I know ******* and how they are, think and work. I'm not like them...
    sugarcakes143 sugarcakes143 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 6

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    Nice?

    I, not that long ago asked someone if they thought i was "nice" . they said " you CAN be" . what the ****???? 2 days ago someone was on the receiving end of one of my bitchslaps. A male friend (well thought he was my friend), had totally messed with me, it was bad. I...
    hartleybroken hartleybroken 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 7, 2010

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    Seriously, don't test me.

    I'm a ticking time bomb ready to explode. I don't like guys who think they can joke around with me, and think it's funny to **** with me. I will cut all of your fingers off. Rt. I'm crazy <3
    HeartBigBeatsQuiet HeartBigBeatsQuiet 16-17, F 1 Response Dec 4, 2013

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    Ralphie- in high school I had a friend person,

    who keeps stealing my phone and it was really annoying, but anyways he took it after I specifically told him not to ( I was a little Sophomore who's whole life revolved around her phone) He took it and started to run to leave the class and I grabbed his arm pulled in behind his...
    SummertimeSadness15 SummertimeSadness15 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 20

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    Fair Warning !

    I am a nice person, if I do say so myself.   lolGenerally, I'm polite, courteous, soft hearted .... etc, etc.I'm like the Sally Field of EP.   People like me.   They really like me !But never mis-understand my kindness for weakness.I am quite capable of standing up for...
    SeriouslySappy SeriouslySappy 51-55, F Jan 4, 2011

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    Keeping Calm!

    I've never reached that point and hope I never will. I'm scared one day I will unleash on someone or something. That inner rage that flows within would only equate to something devastating.
    Itsintheair Itsintheair 26-30, M Nov 11, 2013

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    Questions

    Ask (difficult) life questions. I love to answer them. PEACE.
    IntrovertedPersian IntrovertedPersian 18-21, M Aug 22, 2013

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    Temper Temper

    Yup.  I have a NASTY temper.  And I don't fight fair.
    ChristineJones ChristineJones 31-35, F 3 Responses Jun 3, 2010

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    The Bastard

    everybody knows(in my classes)that i'm nice. most people think i wont hurt them. they should know better. one day, they found that out. some girl walked up to me and started cussin at me. i got so mad, i bitchslapped her 5 times!^-^
    sinister10 sinister10 13-15, M Mar 21, 2012

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    Actually, I am so sorry I do that.

    But I'm not a doormat, as many have discovered.
    angsty angsty 61-65, F 2 Responses Feb 22

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    I Sure Will

    I am a very easy going, fun loving and kind person. It takes a lot to make me really angry. I have a long fuse . However once lit there is NO turning back. I can be very hurtful and mean and I know I am quite nasty when made mad. Yet I don't get this way often and only when I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 13, 2012

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    Don't Even Go There

    I am a good person but if you mess with me and theres gonna be a problem.
    UnforgettableEyes UnforgettableEyes 22-25, F Apr 13, 2011

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    Yep

    This group describes me perfectly. 
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 23, 2010

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    More Like B!Tch Punch :D

    "Just" friends think I am innocent, naïve even . . . stupid. They don't know the devil that's hiding underneath all those layers of clothing  I don't give any opportunity to people to push my buttons. I keep calm and composed but I lose it sometimes. What to do I am a human...
    EmotionJammer EmotionJammer 22-25, F 6 Responses Aug 28, 2013

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    In Recent Years...

    I have always been "too nice." Ever since I was a kid. Would never stand up for myself (which I regret). My sisters were the only ones who knew what buttons to push back then to really **** me off. In recent years..that has expanded to include my ex husbands' niece & my ex...
    RubyLane RubyLane 41-45, F 1 Response Oct 15, 2012

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    If You

    **** me off, hurt me or someone I love, be prepared for a huge bitchslap. I don't take bullshit.
    xFireflyx xFireflyx 22-25, F Aug 8, 2010

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    I Had To Add It. Hahahaha

    But seriously, Don't **** me off
    alphonseelric alphonseelric 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 29, 2011

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    Great Group

    i think the name of the group said it all..
    dirtygirlsbypool dirtygirlsbypool 31-35 Oct 23, 2012

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    Spack!!!!!

    I will bitchslapp you so hard, your ears ring and your teeth shiver. Don't mess with me.
    Veronica4 Veronica4 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 26, 2011

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    I Can Write You Off Very Easily

        I have only a few good friends because I expect alot of them. I am a very kind generous person that will do anything for a friend....but like everyone I have a breaking point. I don't mind lending money or listening to problems over and over, giving advise or...
    aprilriver aprilriver 31-35, F Aug 10, 2010

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    My Attitude

    don't **** me off, or i'll stop taking my pills and nobody wants that, do they?
    Santana2012 Santana2012 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 5, 2013

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    Don't Cross That Line With Me

    I noticed an engaged schoolteacher who writes glowing stories about her fiance and paints herself as an effing goody-two-shoes is still trading erotic emails with other married men. If someone like her pulled a stunt like that with my husband, believe me I'd be tempted to do much...
    2the4winds 2the4winds 26-30, F 2 Responses May 8, 2013

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