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I Am Nice But Push My Buttons And I Will Bitchslap You Silly

Don't make me have to bitchslap you. 1,964 People

    I want to bitchslap someone just

    because it's Monday. Any takers?
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M Jan 11

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    I slapped my ex once.

    HARD. he was making the same old excuses, repeating old lies - expecting me to be sympathetic, take on the blame as usual. I had heard this over and over before and suddenly could not stand to hear it again and just needed it to stop. he looked so surprised - we both were. I...
    isshereal isshereal 31-35, F Jan 6

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    Dont believe me? Ask my dad how many girls i

    have LITERALLY bitchslapped for trying me. ALOT. Dont try me unless you want me to slap, punch, kick, or bite you. Or cause internal bleeding. Jk. Im a major B word if you mess up my day or **** me off :) Be careful with what you say to me... :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 23, 2014

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    Don't Cross That Line With Me

    I noticed an engaged schoolteacher who writes glowing stories about her fiance and paints herself as an effing goody-two-shoes is still trading erotic emails with other married men. If someone like her pulled a stunt like that with my husband, believe me I'd be tempted to do much...
    2the4winds 2the4winds 26-30, F 2 Responses May 8, 2013

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    ........or kick you really hard,

    depends on your height. :P
    SugarPlumDreams SugarPlumDreams 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 10, 2015

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    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 2 Responses Jan 7

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    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 2 Responses Jan 10

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    Yes this is true as many have found out already.

    I am nice until I'm provoked or feel threatened. I will ***** slap the living **** out of someone. Trust me this one ***** you don't want on your bad side. I won't stand there and take it. I fight not only for myself but for my family. I may be small but I can pack a can of...
    WhisperingEchoes WhisperingEchoes 36-40, F 3 Responses Apr 13, 2015

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    I may be nice if your nice to me

    but if your a ***** then i will bite back far worse than you have ever 😊💙
    Missanonymous03 Missanonymous03 18-21, F 3 Responses Oct 8, 2015

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    Fresh ***** slappings

    for everyone.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 1 Response Nov 21, 2015

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    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M Jan 5

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    Hahaha! The title and picture of this

    experiments just made me laugh so I decided to join. This experience fits me but I won't b***hslap u. I'll punch u in the face.
    Asia06 Asia06 18-21, F Dec 7, 2014

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    It's ***** slapping season

    and I have a hankering for some bitchslappering.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M Nov 22, 2015

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    Only if your a *****

    and I have a reason but me and my friend Hannah do it to each other anyway, not because we push each other's buttons but she always tickles me in PE and whenever I hug her she squeezes me till I beg for air, and she is really strong
    Smexyshannonxo Smexyshannonxo 13-15, F 3 Responses Sep 28, 2014

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    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 3 Responses Jan 20

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    I've been too nice for too long,

    next one that ****** me off gets ***** slapped
    kkatt515 kkatt515 41-45, F Apr 28, 2014

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    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M Nov 25, 2015

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    When someone is trying to be a ***** to you

    but you're more bitchy😂😂😂 - know who you're trying to mess with.
    ImAlivingParadox ImAlivingParadox 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 25, 2015

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    I am the nicest person

    but I can plan your demise in minutes and execute it in seconds. I am a forgiving person and I also try and understand people, for these reasons I am not bitchslappin left and right. That is all, have a wonderful day! Kisses!!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 24, 2014

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    I am a really nice person

    but if you me too far I will slap the **** out of you I got this from my mom she pushed this lady against the wall yesterday cause the lady pushed her she literally almost started a fight with this woman she is so bad ***
    ashley254 ashley254 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 24, 2015

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    I'm one of those girls

    who appears sweet and innocent. Shy and polite, for the most part I am but I can be straight up evil sometimes especially if you mess with me I will be coming after you.
    Josimms23 Josimms23 18-21, F Jul 27, 2015

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    Special Christmas offer: I will personally

    bitchslap three of your most aggravating relatives. Two free for price of one.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M Dec 20, 2015

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    More Like B!Tch Punch :D

    "Just" friends think I am innocent, naïve even . . . stupid. They don't know the devil that's hiding underneath all those layers of clothing  I don't give any opportunity to people to push my buttons. I keep calm and composed but I lose it sometimes. What to do I am a human...
    EmotionJammer EmotionJammer 22-25, F 7 Responses Aug 28, 2013

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    Ralphie- in high school I had a friend person,

    who keeps stealing my phone and it was really annoying, but anyways he took it after I specifically told him not to ( I was a little Sophomore who's whole life revolved around her phone) He took it and started to run to leave the class and I grabbed his arm pulled in behind his...
    summertimesadness16 summertimesadness16 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 20, 2014

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    ***** slapping someone

    not only builds up your arm strength but is a great form of cardiovascular exercise.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 2 Responses Nov 20, 2015

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    It's two for Tuesday.

    Everyone gets a double dose of bitchslappings.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 1 Response Nov 24, 2015

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    I'll do it even if you dont.

    It'll be a good reminder of what will happen if you do.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 1 Response Nov 19, 2015

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    BlackMagicAttack BlackMagicAttack 26-30, F 3 Responses Apr 12, 2015

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    Simple

    I'll put it simply Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I may be kind, nice, sweet, and caring but that doesn't mean I'm weak. So don't push my buttons otherwise i become a *****. See simple...any questions? P.S. DON'T **** with my family and friends either.
    Tinkatude Tinkatude 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 3, 2011

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    I swear I will!!! One of my co workers smacked

    my hat down when I told him something that was meant to be inoffensive! Heck, I was giggling! Out of all the actual insults and complains I've told him so far, he smacked me for a little joke? What the heck! He is taking way too many liberties so far! Next time he does, I will...
    Sil833 Sil833 18-21, F Jan 3

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    Think of a bitchslap

    as a high five to your face.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 13

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    Black Friday and idiots.

    Oh can bet your *** there's going to be some bitchslappings.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M Nov 27, 2015

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    No matter how kind you are,

    there are those people just talk too much crap to be ignored.
    RVLP RVLP 16-17, M 2 Responses Oct 4, 2015

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    I cyber smack people on a regular basis.

    Someone says something stupid, SMACK. One of my friends teases me, SMACK. WATCH OUT YOU GON GET IT. :::smacks:::
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F 11 Responses Dec 7, 2014

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    I'm So Nice

    Some people try to take advantage of it and maybe I allow them to sometimes. However eventually it will catch up and I will get pissed and that is when my tongue is the sharpest. I will verbally ***** slap you and send you packing. However if you mess with someone I care about I...
    college101 college101 31-35, F 12 Responses Aug 9, 2010

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    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M Nov 22, 2015

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    To All The People I Have Pissed Off Tonight!!!

    ok look i seem to have pissed off a few people tonight.but i said what i said and i stand by it.so fire away.i'm a big girl give me your best shot.but do it here or on the group the story is in ...shannon
    dirtygirlsbypool dirtygirlsbypool 31-35 Nov 6, 2012

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    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M Nov 22, 2015

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    Don't do it! Don't make me do it!

    I'm serious! I will ***** slap you over the moon!
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M Nov 21, 2015

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    It's Slapsgiving. Today I'm serving turkey with

    a side order of BITCHSLAPPINGS.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M Nov 26, 2015

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    Nomad712. God how I wish

    that fat idiot had tried mouthing off to me in person. I'd bitchslap him as a warm up.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M Nov 29, 2015

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    Don't screw with me. Do something stupid,

    don't be surprised if I call you out on it
    SurpriseMeToday SurpriseMeToday 18-21, F Jun 6, 2015

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    One of my "best friends" has spent over two

    years constantly invalidating me. I win a writing award? "Haha, too bad that never happens to me. I guess you're just more charismatic, so your friends vote for you." And everything that makes me happy is because I'm "lucky" and obviously I can't understand hardship because if I...
    moxieinterstellar moxieinterstellar 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 9, 2015

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    God there are so many ppl I would love to *****

    slap cause they think I'm so nice and nothing they do will **** me off...guess again I'm waiting for that moment where I explode on someone
    marckengenie1 marckengenie1 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    Who's up for a ***** slapping?

    Anyone? Anyone? ***** slappings. Get your free ***** slapping. Right here. Anyone? Anyone?
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 1 Response Nov 20, 2015

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