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I Am Not a C0ck Inspector

This group is for all us women (and men too) that get bombarded with requests to view some guy's c*ck pictures on his profile and don't really want to view or grade it. 66 People

    I Want To Talk To Someone About Sex Please

    i want to talk to people about sex
    larrybible larrybible 31-35, M 1 Response Mar 9, 2013

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    No I Am Not So would you guys all quit shoving

    them in my face. I don't know how many times guys try to add me the last week or so and their junk is all hanging out. I don't add people that have their c@cks hanging out or even women that are nude. I have small children in the house and won't take a chance on them seeing it...
    sleepyprincess01 sleepyprincess01 31-35, F 1 Response May 15

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    Sure Ain't

    Does size matter? Men feel better if they are well-endowed but as a woman I can tell you that bigger is not always better.  I read somewhere that men with average-sized penises are much more likely to suffer from small penis syndrome. I was appalled when I was researching...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 3 Responses Sep 7, 2009

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    Not Even.

    No, I am not a cockk inspector, so please, purty please, get your dickk avvy outta my face.And I don't wanna see your pussay avvy either.That is all.*storms out*
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 18-21, F 14 Responses Feb 22, 2011

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    Omg tell me about it!

    Ever since I joined this site guys have been texting me with pics and trying to get at me. I ******* 14 years old! Get a freaking life or go on an online dating website for crying out loud! I don't want to see that kind of stuff...ever. It's ******* gross, if I wanted to see it...
    XxBellabixtch49xX XxBellabixtch49xX 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 8

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    Only My Husand's!

    I inspect my husband's every chance I get.  Gotta be sure that things are in working order, after all.  But I am not interested in inspecting any others...not in real life, not in pictures, not by webcam. Incidentally, I don't think that joining this group will keep...
    angeleyes2009 angeleyes2009 41-45, F 17 Responses Aug 26, 2009

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    Not Me....

    Everyday I log on and in my inbox I find various Pm's asking for cyber sex, phone sex and real life sex. Every day I get pictures of men's co*cks. Come on now, that is NOT what I am here for and if you took 5 minutes to read some of the stories I have written you would know that...
    snowbunny1002 snowbunny1002 46-50, F 12 Responses Oct 3, 2009

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    Just Because I Can Make Certain Ones Happy...

    It doesn't mean I want to see every random perverts genitalia. It doesn't matter where I am (even in real time), men have an urge to ask if I want to " see their ****". Sometimes, I am confronted with pictures without being asked. I will ONLY pleasure the men I...
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman 31-35, F 10 Responses Aug 26, 2009

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    Hahaha....

    This group reminds me not too long ago, when I was doing great and chatting with my fellow bunny, snowbunny, and she had someone asking her to view someone's **** and all, and I just had to laugh at this. I am not a **** inspector. I don't want to look at ANYONE'S ...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Aug 26, 2009

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    No Thanks

    Not interested. Please don't add me or ask me if that is what you want. Fungirlmmm, THANK YOU for creating this group.
    FilmandVideoGuy FilmandVideoGuy 36-40, M Aug 26, 2009

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    I Am Not A C0ck Inspector

    Even though I have Adult stories in my profile, I don't need to see your ****!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Dec 17, 2011

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    Not Yet

    I am not a **** inspector but that sounds like a great job. What sort of certification does one need for this position?
    bleebergie bleebergie 41-45, F 16 Responses Oct 1, 2013

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