I Am Not a Coffee Bean But I Would Smell Good If I Were

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    To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of

    the greatest inventions. Hugh Jackman
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    Dec 28, 2014

    I Smell Like Coffee

    I just managed to spill it all over me as I walked up the stairs. Im not a coffee bean, but sure as hell smell like one
    deleted deleted
    Dec 1, 2008

    So True.

    i mean, i think i smell pretty good now. i've got perfume on, and i'm clean. but if i was a coffee bean, i'd smell yummy in a different way. a magical coffee bean way. and i'd be absolutely delicious covered in chocolate. .............................
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    16 Responses Nov 18, 2008

    Well yeah, but then I wouldn't have any senses.

    I would still smell good though.
    adianoeta adianoeta
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Nov 8, 2014

    Yum !

    I think that if I smelled like a coffee bean, I would never stop smelling myself. "Oh no, I'm falling asleep in a lecture. Let me just smell myself. There we go, caffeine fix."
    BeautifulDisasterx BeautifulDisasterx
    22-25, F
    Sep 24, 2013

    Sniff Me!

    I smell great now. But if I were a coffee bean, I would have people following me around! Coolies! Wait.... no... let me think about this... NO! Scary! :-o That would mean that people's noses would be around me all the time! XD
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Nov 18, 2008

    I Sure Would

    The smell of coffee is the only thing that keeps me from falling into a misery-hole every early morning. I have lots of trouble sleeping and getting up afterwards, and coffee is a lifesaver. If I were a coffee bean... I would deserve to be a good smelling one. I honor the...
    JojaRodenaLente JojaRodenaLente
    18-21, F
    Feb 23, 2009

    If I was a coffee bean,

    I would be ground up until I died and then digested and shat out. Reality.
    lolznewaccountio lolznewaccountio
    18-21, F
    Dec 29, 2014
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