I Am Not A Douchebag

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    Actually... I have been accused of being a

    douchebag. Although, the people who have accused me, are likely douchebags themselves. I do practice the art of douchebaggery. Will this story get flagged? Hmmmmm? Are you a douchebag? Will you flag me?
    Some1umayNo Some1umayNo
    46-50, M
    Aug 13, 2015

    Douchery

    Im not a douchebag, im just utterly talented in the art of douchery
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
    31-35, F
    12 Responses Mar 14, 2011

    Resepect My Heritage!

    like the title said! so next time i'm trolling your *** as i sometimes do, call me a ******!
    lmpulsive lmpulsive
    22-25, M
    Mar 26, 2011

    I Can Say Proudly That I Am Not :)

    I am not a "douchebag" I've never been called it when I think about it :) and it makes me happy most peopel who ever have a problem with me usually have one cause they may already be biased or not understand where i'm coming from....BUT I've never had anyone call me a douchebag...
    Jnrx Jnrx
    18-21
    2 Responses Mar 14, 2011

    No I Am Not.

    I am a lot closer to being an enema bag than a douchebag...Just for the record.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 16, 2011

    You Hear That?

    I am not a douchebag...I am...Queen of Awesomeness and Illusions....and Chocolate!!!So put THAT in your pipe and smoke it!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 14, 2011

    Funny

    Anybody seen Denis Leary's "You're a Douchebag" set? There's one where he says, "If your a 52 year old man and you're on Facebook.....You're a Douchebag!"
    doodog21 doodog21
    36-40, M
    Mar 15, 2011
    KrissyBearRawr KrissyBearRawr
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jul 19, 2014
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