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I Am Not a French Fry

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    I Think It Is Obvious -

    I am NOT a french fry, and I refuse to ever become one. All the responsibilty that comes with being a french fry, I dont think I could ever handle it. What if I'm not crispy enough, and instead I'm floppy and soaked in oil? Also I am not fond of being bit and then eaten, not...
    Lonestarr Lonestarr 70+, F 5 Responses May 1, 2011

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    French Fry

    French fry,Not Me,No, I’m human,I’m not even French!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Nov 9, 2011

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    Lol

    This just made me laughed really really hard! :) SO I am NOT a French Fry!!! :)
    melz1108 melz1108 26-30, F Nov 17, 2010

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    No I Am Not

    Because I heard french fries were made in grease!.
    thehippy thehippy 41-45, F 6 Responses Apr 23, 2009

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    Fry Guy?

    I'm not a french fry. I'm a perthen! (sounds how it spells)
    kryptonian kryptonian 31-35, M 4 Responses Apr 11, 2009

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    I'm Glad I'm Not

    because I maybe couldn't resist eating myself all up
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 30, 2009

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    I Am Not a French Fry Damn It!

    I don't know what's up with this group, but found it pretty funny.  I have to admit that I am NOT a french fry... However, IF I were indeed one, I would be an Arby's curly fry with ranch dressing to dip myself into.  I would be quit twisty and fun to look at...
    haydenrules haydenrules 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 13, 2009

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    Fry?

    I don't know what this group is trying to say, but i did fall asleep with a french fry sticking out of my mouth at a restaurant when i was around 5. My dad let me sleep till i woke up then i finished my food.
    Arorin Arorin 22-25, M Mar 22, 2010

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    Although I Occasionally Get Fried...

     I do not like the name "french fry".  "Pappas fritas" is a little too internacional as well... Just call me "Freedom Fry"!
    celerystalk3000 celerystalk3000 36-40 9 Responses Jan 6, 2009

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    I Am French But I Am Not Fried!

    My name is Eva Saujac, and I live in the last French town on the Mediterranean coast near to the border with Spain. It is a nice town. It is a popular destination for many people visiting this part of France, there are many apartements and houses that are rented to visitors.I...
    FilledeCerbere FilledeCerbere 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 6, 2012

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    Umm

    Not sure I get this group but I can say I'm so not a french fry... well maybe. But only if its the homemade kind that grandma made. Those were so yummy! Oh but I do add garlic to them. Maybe this group is over my head? I'm not french and I'm not fried but I have been french...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 3 Responses Jan 10, 2009

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    I Want To Be.. But I Am Not

    I want to be that french fry that gets left on the serving tray. Un-eaten..
    PantyKitty PantyKitty 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 7, 2012

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    I

    I hope I am not a french fry, in fact i would say with confidence that I was not, but then perhaps, who knows?  perhaps there are parts of me if fried in that way would be akin to the taste of a french fry.   Sometimes under certain lights, and if my head was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 25, 2009

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    I Am Not And Hope Never To Be

    I'm just not crazy about ketchup.  Being covered in it would be a nightmare!!!
    glasgif glasgif 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 26, 2010

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    I Can't Be!

    I refuse to believe that I am french fry! For the fact, that would make me a HUGE cannibal! I love fries and I order them wherever I go! GASP! I just can't be a french fry... if I am, I've done unspeakable acts towards my people! :-o Oh, the horror! The horror! The ketchup...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jan 10, 2009

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    :D aha! Definitely am not a French fry!

    :) this makes me laugh so hard. Whoever made this is amazing, and you're going places:)
    MsRunaway MsRunaway 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    Weired

    I am not now nor have I ever been French.  I have been fried several times.  I enjoy eating french fries.  Which by the way you can not find in France.  I will never change the name to freedom fries it is just to pretensious.
    allofus allofus 46-50, M Apr 22, 2009

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    No Way No How

    I am not French, and I am most certainly not a fry! If I was anything I'd be a chip. :)
    Melody08 Melody08 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 8, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    Yes I know I'm not Indian. I miss eating the fry bread and also need Indian friends that can teach me.
    colonaileen colonaileen 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 2

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    I love French kissing very much and it turns me on so much. When I am French kissed, I am all his for the evening. I want to suck and **** the rest of the evening.
    tammylynne tammylynne 41-45, F 7 Responses Aug 10

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    I was born in October 1990, here in the Loire valley, and I am of mixed antecedence, but so predominantly French. We French have the best of life.
    Lecuyer90 Lecuyer90 22-25, F 3 Responses Aug 12

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    It's a feeling beyond our world. Yes, I'm talking about French kissing <3. During the freezing winter, I want to pull her waist against mine, brush her cold cheeks, feel her...
    nighttrekker nighttrekker 26-30, M Aug 22

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    I hated French kissing but now I love it.
    oliviastan oliviastan 16-17, F 7 Responses Aug 4

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    My husband and I rarely do the simple quick kiss anymore. Every time we kiss we always go French. There is nothing better than waking up and kissing your life away exploring every...
    timeline112 timeline112 18-21, F 5 Responses Aug 4

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    Whoever doenst put french fries in their burgers is missing out big time because its the most amazing taste on earth.
    ep1093 ep1093 13-15, F Aug 5

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    French fries yum!!!!!!! :)
    bandchicklover bandchicklover 13-15, F Aug 6

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    I had my first French kiss when I was 14.
    Rayven1997 Rayven1997 16-17, F Aug 7

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    French kissing is one of the purest sensual bliss one can experience, especially while exploring each other's bodies and sucking on each other's tongues.
    Ichilicious Ichilicious 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 11

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    Did you really start learn French Je trouve ça super
    KITsune78 KITsune78 16-17, M Aug 11

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    French toast for breakfast is the best. Easy to make and very delicious! Great way to start my day :)
    Liv4Life Liv4Life 18-21, F Aug 12

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    taking french soon!! hope I pass! *laughing face*
    claudddiiaaa claudddiiaaa 13-15, F 3 Responses Aug 16

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    I would love to speak french better. I really want my kids to be bilingual in addition to myself. Also it's the language of love and fashion. I'm interested in both. I just want...
    Nior18 Nior18 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 24

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    I've been eating to many French fries 😳 can't help it 🍟
    xlovelybutterflyx xlovelybutterflyx 13-15, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    I met an old friend from university days at a party recently. Late in the evening we kissed and the years fell away. It was lovely! Back in my room, no sex just long sensual French...
    Matureolderguy40 Matureolderguy40 46-50, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    French is such a lovely language. I took a conversational course after a trip to Paris one year. I have forgotten a lot of it. But, I want to take it up again and really learn...
    Beth1218 Beth1218 46-50 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    I speak conversation French but am much slower with grammar when I'm typing/writing. It'd be helpful to talk with someone who will understand my occasional franglish.
    ElleEstJolieLaide ElleEstJolieLaide 18-21, F 1 Response 21 hrs ago

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    well, i miss having a nice FK :(
    Marckorues Marckorues 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 1

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    I have never worn a pair of them at all but I looked them up and they looked so sexy so I was hoping you guys could suggest some to me
    TheGrandPoobah TheGrandPoobah 13-15, M 1 Response Aug 1

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    We are Gascon but with a fusion of other cultures and racial types within us. I was born here in southern France, and wherever I go in the world France will always be home.
    Gaspard91 Gaspard91 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 2

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    I worked as a cook in France for a while when I first left university - during my travels - living with a local family. Being a cook sucked somewhat because of the long hours but...
    shouldIquestionmark shouldIquestionmark 46-50, M Aug 2

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    Salut a tous! Juste un message pour vous dire bonsoir et ..... Et c est déjà ça , non?
    antitoyz antitoyz 26-30, M 2 Responses Aug 3

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    any one from France? or Italy?
    Larten Larten 18-21, M Aug 4

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    ( Can anyone translate this ) l'homme est, avant tout, quelque chose qui se propulse vers un avenir et est conscient que c'est ce qu'il fait
    AchCailin001 AchCailin001 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 4

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    Salut les gens ! Si jamais vous aimez le nord ou allez le visiter ou si jamais vous avez juste envie de me dire bonjour, eh bien ne vous privé pas!
    antitoyz antitoyz 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 4

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    I need someone to kiss me. I think I'm in the mood for this right now.. A long unforgettable one..x
    LittleMiss80 LittleMiss80 31-35, F 5 Responses Aug 6

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    I think the best kinda fries for me is curly fries. So yummy! :)
    Seaaaturtle Seaaaturtle 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 6

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    I've always been curious how it feels
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 6

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    Step 1: Kiss. Step 2: Insert tongue into mouth. Step 3: awkwardly continue on with your day after.
    TheStillmanator TheStillmanator 13-15, M Aug 6

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    I would be fun... maybe even adding some lipbiting
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 7