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I Am Not a French Fry

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    I Am Not And Hope Never To Be

    I'm just not crazy about ketchup.  Being covered in it would be a nightmare!!!
    glasgif glasgif 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 26, 2010

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    I Want To Be.. But I Am Not

    I want to be that french fry that gets left on the serving tray. Un-eaten..
    PantyKitty PantyKitty 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 7, 2012

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    I Am French But I Am Not Fried!

    My name is Eva Saujac, and I live in the last French town on the Mediterranean coast near to the border with Spain. It is a nice town. It is a popular destination for many people visiting this part of France, there are many apartements and houses that are rented to visitors.I...
    FilledeCerbere FilledeCerbere 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 6, 2012

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    Lol

    This just made me laughed really really hard! :) SO I am NOT a French Fry!!! :)
    melz1108 melz1108 26-30, F Nov 17, 2010

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    I Think It Is Obvious -

    I am NOT a french fry, and I refuse to ever become one. All the responsibilty that comes with being a french fry, I dont think I could ever handle it. What if I'm not crispy enough, and instead I'm floppy and soaked in oil? Also I am not fond of being bit and then eaten, not...
    Lonestarr Lonestarr 66-70, F 5 Responses May 1, 2011

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    Although I Occasionally Get Fried...

     I do not like the name "french fry".  "Pappas fritas" is a little too internacional as well... Just call me "Freedom Fry"!
    celerystalk3000 celerystalk3000 36-40 9 Responses Jan 6, 2009

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    :D aha! Definitely am not a French fry!

    :) this makes me laugh so hard. Whoever made this is amazing, and you're going places:)
    MsRunaway MsRunaway 16-17, F Aug 29, 2014

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    Fry?

    I don't know what this group is trying to say, but i did fall asleep with a french fry sticking out of my mouth at a restaurant when i was around 5. My dad let me sleep till i woke up then i finished my food.
    Arorin Arorin 22-25, M Mar 22, 2010

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    No I Am Not

    Because I heard french fries were made in grease!.
    thehippy thehippy 41-45, F 6 Responses Apr 23, 2009

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    Weired

    I am not now nor have I ever been French.  I have been fried several times.  I enjoy eating french fries.  Which by the way you can not find in France.  I will never change the name to freedom fries it is just to pretensious.
    allofus allofus 46-50, M Apr 22, 2009

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    French Fry

    French fry,Not Me,No, I’m human,I’m not even French!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Nov 9, 2011

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    No Way No How

    I am not French, and I am most certainly not a fry! If I was anything I'd be a chip. :)
    Melody08 Melody08 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 8, 2009

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    I'm Glad I'm Not

    because I maybe couldn't resist eating myself all up
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 30, 2009

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    I

    I hope I am not a french fry, in fact i would say with confidence that I was not, but then perhaps, who knows?  perhaps there are parts of me if fried in that way would be akin to the taste of a french fry.   Sometimes under certain lights, and if my head was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 25, 2009

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    Fry Guy?

    I'm not a french fry. I'm a perthen! (sounds how it spells)
    kryptonian kryptonian 31-35, M 4 Responses Apr 11, 2009

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    I Am Not a French Fry Damn It!

    I don't know what's up with this group, but found it pretty funny.  I have to admit that I am NOT a french fry... However, IF I were indeed one, I would be an Arby's curly fry with ranch dressing to dip myself into.  I would be quit twisty and fun to look at...
    haydenrules haydenrules 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 13, 2009

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    Umm

    Not sure I get this group but I can say I'm so not a french fry... well maybe. But only if its the homemade kind that grandma made. Those were so yummy! Oh but I do add garlic to them. Maybe this group is over my head? I'm not french and I'm not fried but I have been french...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 3 Responses Jan 10, 2009

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    I Can't Be!

    I refuse to believe that I am french fry! For the fact, that would make me a HUGE cannibal! I love fries and I order them wherever I go! GASP! I just can't be a french fry... if I am, I've done unspeakable acts towards my people! :-o Oh, the horror! The horror! The ketchup...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jan 10, 2009

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    It started kinda weird when my Uncle came on to me while I was staying with him afew Years back. But, he taught me how to French Kiss and I love it !
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    i speak french if someone needs help.
    Mindlha Mindlha 22-25, M May 21

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    This title got my attention...I was just thinking of how I am screaming to get a semblance of vanilla back into my life at the moment. Now adding 'French' to it now makes it a very...
    iCuriousBabe iCuriousBabe 41-45, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Can someone teach me french
    PikachuIsPikachu PikachuIsPikachu 18-21, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Still have to learn 6chapters of french vocabulary😐😐😐
    Nightowlbadmorning Nightowlbadmorning 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I just finished my final. So easy. But also exited that im done with this course!!!!!!!
    Humanoid103 Humanoid103 16-17, M 2 hrs ago

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    REPORT THE TEXT HACKER OFF TOP SHERIFF.....
    HAGPSEG123 HAGPSEG123 51-55, F May 6

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    I love satin against my skin
    Tinkfraggle Tinkfraggle 41-45 2 Responses May 5

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    Wasn't as great as you might expect, although I was also drunk, and it was with my girl best friend not boyfriend. Since I was drunk, her tongue kept making me feel like I was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 11

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    Passion.. Lips feed the flame of intemecy.. Grap me.. Kiss me.. Satesfaction..
    Kardia Kardia 36-40 3 Responses May 13

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    But I didn't kiss someone in long 3 years like that. Just imagine kissing in rain like in the Spider-Man movie. :) wonderful
    Magdalenka Magdalenka 26-30, F 3 Responses May 14

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    Lotsa bacon and maple syrup. I stand in awe. Then sit down to eat ravenously.
    FryyM FryyM 22-25, M 1 Response May 16

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    je parle francais mais je'ne suit pas vrement bon aid moi.. silvouplet
    millymack123 millymack123 18-21, M 2 Responses May 16

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    J'aime la musique Français surtout Stromae Papaoutai. J'ai besoin de faire un voyage en France avec des amis !
    Alex4eve Alex4eve 13-15, F 1 Response May 16

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    my body wants the salad but my heart wants the fries
    fabxcoolxdang fabxcoolxdang 13-15, F May 17

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    hai friends how r u good morning to all
    RamNareshnine9 RamNareshnine9 26-30, M 1 Response May 18

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    Danceofhours Danceofhours 41-45, M 1 Response May 19

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    I just love them, they're so much fun and a huge turn on
    CallMeShy CallMeShy 16-17, F 4 Responses May 21

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    Even though I cant do it cause I can't hold my breath long enough. Lol I'm pretty I'm doing it wrong
    germany100 germany100 18-21, F 4 Responses May 23

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    Bonjour tout le monde, je m'apple Duan. J'ai 15 et aussi je suis gay.
    Humanoid103 Humanoid103 16-17, M May 24

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