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I Am Not a French Fry

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    I Am Not a French Fry Damn It!

    I don't know what's up with this group, but found it pretty funny.  I have to admit that I am NOT a french fry... However, IF I were indeed one, I would be an Arby's curly fry with ranch dressing to dip myself into.  I would be quit twisty and fun to look at...
    haydenrules haydenrules 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 13, 2009

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    I Am French But I Am Not Fried!

    My name is Eva Saujac, and I live in the last French town on the Mediterranean coast near to the border with Spain. It is a nice town. It is a popular destination for many people visiting this part of France, there are many apartements and houses that are rented to visitors.I...
    FilledeCerbere FilledeCerbere 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 6, 2012

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    Although I Occasionally Get Fried...

     I do not like the name "french fry".  "Pappas fritas" is a little too internacional as well... Just call me "Freedom Fry"!
    celerystalk3000 celerystalk3000 36-40 9 Responses Jan 6, 2009

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    I Want To Be.. But I Am Not

    I want to be that french fry that gets left on the serving tray. Un-eaten..
    PantyKitty PantyKitty 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 7, 2012

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    :D aha! Definitely am not a French fry!

    :) this makes me laugh so hard. Whoever made this is amazing, and you're going places:)
    MsRunaway MsRunaway 16-17, F Aug 29

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    No Way No How

    I am not French, and I am most certainly not a fry! If I was anything I'd be a chip. :)
    Melody08 Melody08 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 8, 2009

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    I Can't Be!

    I refuse to believe that I am french fry! For the fact, that would make me a HUGE cannibal! I love fries and I order them wherever I go! GASP! I just can't be a french fry... if I am, I've done unspeakable acts towards my people! :-o Oh, the horror! The horror! The ketchup...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jan 10, 2009

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    Fry Guy?

    I'm not a french fry. I'm a perthen! (sounds how it spells)
    kryptonian kryptonian 31-35, M 4 Responses Apr 11, 2009

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    Lol

    This just made me laughed really really hard! :) SO I am NOT a French Fry!!! :)
    melz1108 melz1108 26-30, F Nov 17, 2010

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    Umm

    Not sure I get this group but I can say I'm so not a french fry... well maybe. But only if its the homemade kind that grandma made. Those were so yummy! Oh but I do add garlic to them. Maybe this group is over my head? I'm not french and I'm not fried but I have been french...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 3 Responses Jan 10, 2009

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    I

    I hope I am not a french fry, in fact i would say with confidence that I was not, but then perhaps, who knows?  perhaps there are parts of me if fried in that way would be akin to the taste of a french fry.   Sometimes under certain lights, and if my head was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 25, 2009

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    I Am Not And Hope Never To Be

    I'm just not crazy about ketchup.  Being covered in it would be a nightmare!!!
    glasgif glasgif 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 26, 2010

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    French Fry

    French fry,Not Me,No, I’m human,I’m not even French!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Nov 9, 2011

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    No I Am Not

    Because I heard french fries were made in grease!.
    thehippy thehippy 41-45, F 6 Responses Apr 23, 2009

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    Fry?

    I don't know what this group is trying to say, but i did fall asleep with a french fry sticking out of my mouth at a restaurant when i was around 5. My dad let me sleep till i woke up then i finished my food.
    Arorin Arorin 22-25, M Mar 22, 2010

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    I'm Glad I'm Not

    because I maybe couldn't resist eating myself all up
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 30, 2009

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    I Think It Is Obvious -

    I am NOT a french fry, and I refuse to ever become one. All the responsibilty that comes with being a french fry, I dont think I could ever handle it. What if I'm not crispy enough, and instead I'm floppy and soaked in oil? Also I am not fond of being bit and then eaten, not...
    Lonestarr Lonestarr 70+, F 5 Responses May 1, 2011

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    Weired

    I am not now nor have I ever been French.  I have been fried several times.  I enjoy eating french fries.  Which by the way you can not find in France.  I will never change the name to freedom fries it is just to pretensious.
    allofus allofus 46-50, M Apr 22, 2009

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    Hey , I'm Jordan from Northern Ireland and I am taking French as a GCSE . I am quite good at French but I want a French person my age to talk with to improve it ,thanks Jordan :D
    hickman227 hickman227 13-15, M Nov 5

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    2. LES ENFANTS DU PARADIS directed by Marcel Carne. 1945 Voted the best French film ever made by the French Film Academy, this film runs for more than 3 hours and is usually...
    Wyesman Wyesman 70+, M Nov 5

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    Learning french at the moment. I'm really liking it. :) I hope I can talk to someone who's good or is learming french too! :D I'd love to skype with you all. Haha!
    Wewerethereinthattime Wewerethereinthattime 18-21, F Oct 29

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    I'd like to have some one to speck in French with. I rarely get to use French and I'm forgetting the language all together.
    icesee813 icesee813 16-17, F 2 Responses Nov 5

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    3. JULES ET JIM directed by Francois Truffaut. 1961 Probably Truffaut's best known film and famous for its style as much as its subject matter. The story is set in the...
    Wyesman Wyesman 70+, M Nov 6

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    French kissing is the absolute BEST. I could make out for hours French kissing a pretty girl :) It's almost better than sex.
    Lewis47 Lewis47 46-50, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    my first french kiss was when i was.in high school...it was hot and dirty >_<
    joethangbali joethangbali 18-21, M 2 Responses Oct 30

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    French fries is my #1 favorite food in the world! I can't stop eating them. ❤🍟
    Directioner70 Directioner70 16-17, F 2 Responses Nov 2

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    can anyone send a link to a pdf or online audio/video sessions where they teach french?
    jonnyjonny90 jonnyjonny90 22-25, M 1 Response Nov 3

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    Hello :) I am American but I love France, I would really love having a French pen friend :) to know more about France. If you have questions about the US don't hesitate also ;)
    judgjudo judgjudo 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 4

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    1. LA REGLE DU JEU. (The Rules of the Game). directed by Jean Renoir 1939. This film is often included in critics lists of the 10 best films ever made. The film, made...
    Wyesman Wyesman 70+, M 1 Response Nov 5

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    There are many depending on the type of film you like. However. If you are new to French cinema and want a good movie to watch where you can follow what's going on easily. My two...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Nov 6

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    LE BOUCHER. ( the butcher ) directed by Claude Chabrol. 1970 Set in the beautiful village of Tremolat overlooking a spectacular loop of the Dordogne river the film...
    Wyesman Wyesman 70+, M Nov 7

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    LE SALAIRE DE LA PEUR directed by Henri-George's Clouzot. 1953 Volunteers are needed to carry a cargo of nitro-glycerine in two old trucks over rough and dangerous roads. Only the...
    Wyesman Wyesman 70+, M 1 Response Nov 7

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    L'ARMEE DES OMBRES Directed by Jean-Pierre Melville. 1969 English title 'the army of shadows ' Melville's film is probably the best and most realistic film about the French...
    Wyesman Wyesman 70+, M Nov 9

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    A BOUT DE SOUFFLÉ directed by Jean-Luc Godard. 1959 Starring Jean-Paul Belmondo and Jean Seberg, this was Godard's first and perhaps most famous feature film. On the face of it...
    Wyesman Wyesman 70+, M 1 Response Nov 9

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    My mother made it seem exotic when I was quite young. It still makes me think of her even now. French fries just don't have the same effect.
    xxxtop xxxtop 36-40, M Nov 16

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    I wanna learn french I think it's Sexy...
    Yovanna Yovanna 18-21, F a week ago

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    Ok my last French kiss was 5 years ago , and it must have been an area where I was good with my tongue, yeah I know it's been a while but I can still remember been given a lot of...
    xxSTEVE7xx xxSTEVE7xx 31-35, M 5 days ago

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    As you all know there was a man in my life who persecuted me and made my life a living hell . I wish if I was a talented author to write the whole story with all the details but...
    lostsouluk lostsouluk 31-35, F Oct 31

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    Hi;) need someone from London female over 24 for sex advice perhaps meet chat real open friendship, i ofer honestly discretion and my friendship whit my hart , i ask time...
    magiklondon07 magiklondon07 31-35, M 1 Response Nov 1

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    As you can obviously tell my favorite is potatoes.
    xXhollypotatoXx xXhollypotatoXx 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 2

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    Our tongues dancing with one another they almost seem to know what to without my mind controlling it and our mouths so juicy, so delicious <3
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 3

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    indeed... so far i can relate and be myself in front of them ..
    Lourdes1983 Lourdes1983 31-35, F Nov 4

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    Bonjour Je' m'appelle Douglas. J'etudie francais a l'ecole. Je dans francais trois. J'habite dans Douglasville GA.
    dwilie dwilie 13-15 2 Responses Nov 4

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    Bon... Pas exactement! J'ai pris quelques courses de Français il y a presque 6 ans. J'aime bien la langue mais c'est difficile de l'apprendre. Parler le français est plus facile...
    Ushuaia Ushuaia 26-30, F 1 Response Nov 5

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    CELINE ET JULIE VONT EN BATEAU Directed by Jacques Rivette. 1974 Almost certainly the greatest film you've never heard of. The title, translated as Celine and Julie go...
    Wyesman Wyesman 70+, M Nov 6

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    Je récemment acquis le français comme deuxième langue!
    lonelytechie lonelytechie 13-15, M Nov 8

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    Listening to Papaoutai by Stomae right now. I am Literally dancing in my chair.
    KantaEnos KantaEnos 18-21, M