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I Am Not a French Fry

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    No I Am Not

    Because I heard french fries were made in grease!.
    thehippy thehippy 41-45, F 6 Responses Apr 23, 2009

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    Lol

    This just made me laughed really really hard! :) SO I am NOT a French Fry!!! :)
    melz1108 melz1108 26-30, F Nov 17, 2010

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    :D aha! Definitely am not a French fry!

    :) this makes me laugh so hard. Whoever made this is amazing, and you're going places:)
    MsRunaway MsRunaway 16-17, F Aug 29

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    Although I Occasionally Get Fried...

     I do not like the name "french fry".  "Pappas fritas" is a little too internacional as well... Just call me "Freedom Fry"!
    celerystalk3000 celerystalk3000 36-40 9 Responses Jan 6, 2009

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    Fry?

    I don't know what this group is trying to say, but i did fall asleep with a french fry sticking out of my mouth at a restaurant when i was around 5. My dad let me sleep till i woke up then i finished my food.
    Arorin Arorin 22-25, M Mar 22, 2010

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    I Can't Be!

    I refuse to believe that I am french fry! For the fact, that would make me a HUGE cannibal! I love fries and I order them wherever I go! GASP! I just can't be a french fry... if I am, I've done unspeakable acts towards my people! :-o Oh, the horror! The horror! The ketchup...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jan 10, 2009

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    I Am Not And Hope Never To Be

    I'm just not crazy about ketchup.  Being covered in it would be a nightmare!!!
    glasgif glasgif 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 26, 2010

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    Fry Guy?

    I'm not a french fry. I'm a perthen! (sounds how it spells)
    kryptonian kryptonian 31-35, M 4 Responses Apr 11, 2009

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    French Fry

    French fry,Not Me,No, I’m human,I’m not even French!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Nov 9, 2011

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    No Way No How

    I am not French, and I am most certainly not a fry! If I was anything I'd be a chip. :)
    Melody08 Melody08 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 8, 2009

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    Umm

    Not sure I get this group but I can say I'm so not a french fry... well maybe. But only if its the homemade kind that grandma made. Those were so yummy! Oh but I do add garlic to them. Maybe this group is over my head? I'm not french and I'm not fried but I have been french...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 3 Responses Jan 10, 2009

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    I Am Not a French Fry Damn It!

    I don't know what's up with this group, but found it pretty funny.  I have to admit that I am NOT a french fry... However, IF I were indeed one, I would be an Arby's curly fry with ranch dressing to dip myself into.  I would be quit twisty and fun to look at...
    haydenrules haydenrules 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 13, 2009

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    I Think It Is Obvious -

    I am NOT a french fry, and I refuse to ever become one. All the responsibilty that comes with being a french fry, I dont think I could ever handle it. What if I'm not crispy enough, and instead I'm floppy and soaked in oil? Also I am not fond of being bit and then eaten, not...
    Lonestarr Lonestarr 70+, F 5 Responses May 1, 2011

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    I

    I hope I am not a french fry, in fact i would say with confidence that I was not, but then perhaps, who knows?  perhaps there are parts of me if fried in that way would be akin to the taste of a french fry.   Sometimes under certain lights, and if my head was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 25, 2009

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    I Am French But I Am Not Fried!

    My name is Eva Saujac, and I live in the last French town on the Mediterranean coast near to the border with Spain. It is a nice town. It is a popular destination for many people visiting this part of France, there are many apartements and houses that are rented to visitors.I...
    FilledeCerbere FilledeCerbere 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 6, 2012

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    Weired

    I am not now nor have I ever been French.  I have been fried several times.  I enjoy eating french fries.  Which by the way you can not find in France.  I will never change the name to freedom fries it is just to pretensious.
    allofus allofus 46-50, M Apr 22, 2009

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    I'm Glad I'm Not

    because I maybe couldn't resist eating myself all up
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 30, 2009

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    I Want To Be.. But I Am Not

    I want to be that french fry that gets left on the serving tray. Un-eaten..
    PantyKitty PantyKitty 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 7, 2012

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    birdlover9 birdlover9 22-25, F Nov 22

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    Today i am wearing my French Maid outfit while cleaning the house. I got up early put on my outfit and made my wifes breakfast. She saw me and told me that i look nice in it and...
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    I haven't personally French kissed a girl yet but I think French kissing is beautiful. The slow passionate passing of each other's love is beautiful to watch, give and receive. I...
    SecretUK SecretUK 16-17, F 3 Responses Dec 2

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    Very much! I am SOOO ADDICTED to French Fries, I eat it with everything, if you want me to eat a meal, just put with it French Fries, you guarantee then that I will eat it! I love...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    French kissing is the absolute BEST. I could make out for hours French kissing a pretty girl :) It's almost better than sex.
    Lewis47 Lewis47 46-50, M 1 Response Nov 21

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    Ok my last French kiss was 5 years ago , and it must have been an area where I was good with my tongue, yeah I know it's been a while but I can still remember been given a lot of...
    xxSTEVE7xx xxSTEVE7xx 31-35, M Nov 21

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    And I have him, too. He is my lover and friend. So passionate and thoughtful, he showers me with attention and affection. Brilliant and powerful, the company he runs does business...
    HisMsAdler HisMsAdler 41-45, F 5 Responses Nov 27

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    I like the way you French inhale-snoop dogg
    tweekXthaXfreek tweekXthaXfreek 22-25, M Nov 30

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    Im goin for the french foreign legion in june or july 2015 im currently 18yrs old and im 6'2 an about 200 pounds but i dont look fatty..still any sujjestion.? If some1 wants to...
    Jcryan101 Jcryan101 18-21, M Dec 9

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    A true lover's kiss and my favourite one too
    waris1 waris1 16-17, M 8 hrs ago

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    I mean who doesnt? I watch my diet . but Damn' I'm a sucker for fries 😘
    PinkLipstick00 PinkLipstick00 18-21, F Nov 21

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    A baguette in the butt is a pain in the ***.
    thepropernoun thepropernoun 13-15, M Nov 23

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    Salut. Mon nom est Marguerite. Bien que l'anglais est ma langue maternelle, je parle espagnol, anglais, langue des caractères Français et allemands. et j'ai seulement 16 ans...
    RedMeansGo RedMeansGo 16-17, F 1 Response Nov 23

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    quelqu'un là-bas depuis la France?????
    ElliasA ElliasA 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 24

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    Five guys burgers and fries. Nuff' said.
    TheAnonymousTroll TheAnonymousTroll 13-15, M 2 Responses Nov 24

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    Yummy! I love them. I can eat them without or with ketchup.
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 6 Responses Nov 24

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    If you are in love then there is no other better option to send your warm wishes to your dear ones by gifting smooth Bottle of Champagne along with arrangement of sensational Roses...
    anujroy1245 anujroy1245 26-30, M Nov 25

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    tu vs vous.... driving me insane!!
    sbenveniste sbenveniste 31-35, M 2 Responses Nov 26

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    Bonjour à tous! J'adore le français...je l'ai étudié pendant plusieurs années, et je suis allée à Paris et Marseille il y a 8 ans. Je voudrais pratiquer et améliorer mon...
    ladybug313 ladybug313 26-30, F 1 Response Nov 26

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    I'm craving this right now .-.
    meli347 meli347 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 26

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    just got home yesterday ....had a blast!
    BettyLavender BettyLavender 61-65, F 6 Responses Nov 27

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    Haven't done it yet but want to 👌👌
    XodolsWasHere XodolsWasHere 16-17, M 2 Responses Dec 3

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    Nothing like this, the slow sensual exchange of love ^.^ it's the best
    Supaslick Supaslick 18-21, M Dec 3

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    Je viens de parler Français pendant 13 ans parce que j'ai déménagé à Genève en Suisse et vous avez besoin de savoir comment parler français pour se déplacerEt d'apprendre...
    blondie1998 blondie1998 16-17, F Dec 8

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    This is what is taught myself today. Salut, mon nom est Gabby. Enchanté. Quel est votre nom?
    curious1998 curious1998 16-17, F 1 Response Dec 9

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    Never legit done it but want to realllly badly
    Ebolaa Ebolaa 16-17, M 1 Response Dec 10

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    i have once before with an ex but i really liked it
    creepygurl16 creepygurl16 18-21, F Dec 10

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    Nathan7260xqk8 Nathan7260xqk8 31-35, M 1 Response Dec 10

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    Making some now. *pigs out*
    thescrap2hisbozley thescrap2hisbozley 26-30, F Dec 10