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I Am Not a French Fry

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    I Am Not And Hope Never To Be

    I'm just not crazy about ketchup.  Being covered in it would be a nightmare!!!
    glasgif glasgif 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 26, 2010

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    Fry Guy?

    I'm not a french fry. I'm a perthen! (sounds how it spells)
    kryptonian kryptonian 31-35, M 4 Responses Apr 11, 2009

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    Fry?

    I don't know what this group is trying to say, but i did fall asleep with a french fry sticking out of my mouth at a restaurant when i was around 5. My dad let me sleep till i woke up then i finished my food.
    Arorin Arorin 22-25, M Mar 22, 2010

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    I Am French But I Am Not Fried!

    My name is Eva Saujac, and I live in the last French town on the Mediterranean coast near to the border with Spain. It is a nice town. It is a popular destination for many people visiting this part of France, there are many apartements and houses that are rented to visitors.I...
    FilledeCerbere FilledeCerbere 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 6, 2012

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    French Fry

    French fry,Not Me,No, I’m human,I’m not even French!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Nov 9, 2011

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    Although I Occasionally Get Fried...

     I do not like the name "french fry".  "Pappas fritas" is a little too internacional as well... Just call me "Freedom Fry"!
    celerystalk3000 celerystalk3000 36-40 9 Responses Jan 6, 2009

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    No I Am Not

    Because I heard french fries were made in grease!.
    thehippy thehippy 41-45, F 6 Responses Apr 23, 2009

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    Lol

    This just made me laughed really really hard! :) SO I am NOT a French Fry!!! :)
    melz1108 melz1108 26-30, F Nov 17, 2010

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    I Can't Be!

    I refuse to believe that I am french fry! For the fact, that would make me a HUGE cannibal! I love fries and I order them wherever I go! GASP! I just can't be a french fry... if I am, I've done unspeakable acts towards my people! :-o Oh, the horror! The horror! The ketchup...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jan 10, 2009

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    I Think It Is Obvious -

    I am NOT a french fry, and I refuse to ever become one. All the responsibilty that comes with being a french fry, I dont think I could ever handle it. What if I'm not crispy enough, and instead I'm floppy and soaked in oil? Also I am not fond of being bit and then eaten, not...
    Lonestarr Lonestarr 70+, F 5 Responses May 1, 2011

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    No Way No How

    I am not French, and I am most certainly not a fry! If I was anything I'd be a chip. :)
    Melody08 Melody08 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 8, 2009

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    I

    I hope I am not a french fry, in fact i would say with confidence that I was not, but then perhaps, who knows?  perhaps there are parts of me if fried in that way would be akin to the taste of a french fry.   Sometimes under certain lights, and if my head was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 25, 2009

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    Weired

    I am not now nor have I ever been French.  I have been fried several times.  I enjoy eating french fries.  Which by the way you can not find in France.  I will never change the name to freedom fries it is just to pretensious.
    allofus allofus 46-50, M Apr 22, 2009

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    I Am Not a French Fry Damn It!

    I don't know what's up with this group, but found it pretty funny.  I have to admit that I am NOT a french fry... However, IF I were indeed one, I would be an Arby's curly fry with ranch dressing to dip myself into.  I would be quit twisty and fun to look at...
    haydenrules haydenrules 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 13, 2009

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    Umm

    Not sure I get this group but I can say I'm so not a french fry... well maybe. But only if its the homemade kind that grandma made. Those were so yummy! Oh but I do add garlic to them. Maybe this group is over my head? I'm not french and I'm not fried but I have been french...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 3 Responses Jan 10, 2009

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    Fat free.... I stopped at a fast-food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign which offered Fat-Free French Fries. I decided to give them a try. I was dismayed when the...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Apr 7

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    I don't really like french kissing (except for the moments I'm really h0rny) I like to kiss my gf sweet and softly. Actually the same as french kssing just no tongue involved.
    SkateDutch SkateDutch 16-17, M 2 Responses Mar 21

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    I'm 26 from Orlando, FL and joining the French Foreign Legion . I'm planing on leaving by the end of May. Still working on my French. I would join the U.S. Marines but I have a...
    MZ96 MZ96 16-17, M 4 days ago

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    A French Braided hairstyle always looks so awesome. I like other braids like Dutch, English but the French Braided always looks so elegant and glamorous when its done right nice...
    robbie1280 robbie1280 18-21, M 1 day ago

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    I wanna be your slutty French maid(;
    NaughtyKitteh NaughtyKitteh 18-21, F 20 Responses Mar 20

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    Ive kissed guys but ive never french kiss somone
    smores19 smores19 18-21, F Mar 24

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    I really really wan to learn how to speak french anyone willing to teach? :D
    vren18 vren18 18-21, F Mar 25

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    I would like to be friends with anyone who would message in French to practice the language.
    ezmoney ezmoney 56-60, M 1 Response Mar 26

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    Who else thinks that slow passionate french kissing is one of the most satisfying intimate encounters you can have? I just love the combination of tongue, lip, breath and having...
    Exp1983 Exp1983 31-35, M Mar 29

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    I chose it as my foreign language over Spanish or anything else. I hope that was a good decision, because I'm sticking to it for a few more years (and already 4 years in). I'm not...
    LordSphinx LordSphinx 13-15 Mar 31

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    French kiss would be so great right now.
    oyeahn oyeahn 16-17, M 2 Responses Mar 31

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    It felt ssoooo good. I had only had a short and quick one very long ago. I really long for another long and sensual frenching X)
    gitzai gitzai 22-25, M Apr 1

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    So that's beside the fact that I hadn't posted anything on here in like 8 years so I figured I'd put the first thing that came to mind (that's the French toast part) but also just...
    samhaha samhaha 22-25, M Apr 6

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    I need someone who's french native or who masters the frech language. I'm writing a story and I'm afraid of mistakes and misunderstandings and things like that. Please, if you want...
    00Wieme00 00Wieme00 16-17, F Apr 8

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    Lil' Louis - French Kiss (The Original Undergroun…: http://youtu.be/JsJHXIpZrZE
    musicilove musicilove 36-40, F 1 Response Apr 10

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    Only thirty percent. And I can speak broken French Not too good at reading it, can understand If you speak it. Something people wouldn't think I was righting the back from...
    TheVirginRapids TheVirginRapids 18-21, F Apr 10

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    A cute little song about a woman and her lover Leon having a little 'tryst' in a cab. She says "Leon! You're hurting me, take off your glasses". And outside a man (her husband...
    staleywise staleywise 56-60, F a week ago

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    So basically, I was sitting on the little plastic couch in the playroom at my play school and my best friend William (I'm Brazilian, he's from Hong Kong) comes over. As usual, he...
    usertemporary1 usertemporary1 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I have a serious interest in learning french. Do you have any suggestions or tips?
    luckymummy luckymummy 26-30, F 5 days ago

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    French is such a beautiful language,glad I know how to speak it!
    molestay molestay 13-15, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Not that i speak French, but im currently learning it xD
    klaudt klaudt 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I not only love kissing but French kissing too. It is so sensual and sexual in so many forms. Nothing better.
    ebonynbill ebonynbill 26-30, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    They say that love and madness were friends? They say that love and madness were friends Kadimin. . . . A fight broke out between the two of them went out ... love losing his...
    EvilBoys EvilBoys 16-17, M Mar 20

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    Je pouvais pas dormir cette nuit. Tu étais dans ma tête. Tu es toujours dans ma tête. J’ai marché partout dans la maison mes pieds refroidis par le...
    UnusualAngel UnusualAngel 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 20

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    Who's coming over for brunch?
    merrygentry merrygentry 26-30, F 3 Responses Mar 21

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    I love there disposition. They are the best companions.
    son2who son2who 51-55, M 2 Responses Mar 21

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    This says it all for me. I love dressing up.
    charlie612 charlie612 31-35 2 Responses Mar 21

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    It makes me hot. I feel like I go melt while kissing. HAHA
    JasminaMacky JasminaMacky 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 23

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    and I want to make Sucre à la crème right now.
    octopieyes octopieyes 18-21, F Mar 25

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    We have two boys Winston and Frisco. They are the center of our life and wouldn't have any other way!
    kbarbaro kbarbaro 41-45, F Mar 25

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    rahulmahi rahulmahi 22-25, M Mar 29

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    this kind of kissing sets the entire mood for love making...for me.
    BicurMe BicurMe 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 31

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    I especially love Wendy's fries. 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟
    laubrown1 laubrown1 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 7

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    If I share my fries with you it means that I really love you.
    Heragreekgodess Heragreekgodess 16-17, F Apr 7

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    Are people here from UK? It would be nice to speak to people that are in uk
    lonelymum89 lonelymum89 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 10

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    Bonjour mes amis, comment allez-vous? J'aime parler Francais! Le langue est tres belle! Je voudrais aller en France parce que la culture est incroyable! Aussi, la nourriture est...
    RihannaFan1026 RihannaFan1026 13-15, M 1 Response Apr 10

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    C'est une introduction. Je suis en train d'écrire un roman. En fait, j'espère m'y rendre. Haha (: enjoyy! La Devil Queen. Pour vrai, on m'a toujours appelé la "Devil Queen...
    HeyHeyitsEmilie HeyHeyitsEmilie 16-17, F 3 Responses a week ago

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