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I Am Not a French Fry

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    I Am French But I Am Not Fried!

    My name is Eva Saujac, and I live in the last French town on the Mediterranean coast near to the border with Spain. It is a nice town. It is a popular destination for many people visiting this part of France, there are many apartements and houses that are rented to visitors.I...
    FilledeCerbere FilledeCerbere 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 6, 2012

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    French Fry

    French fry,Not Me,No, I’m human,I’m not even French!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Nov 9, 2011

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    I Am Not And Hope Never To Be

    I'm just not crazy about ketchup.  Being covered in it would be a nightmare!!!
    glasgif glasgif 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 26, 2010

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    Umm

    Not sure I get this group but I can say I'm so not a french fry... well maybe. But only if its the homemade kind that grandma made. Those were so yummy! Oh but I do add garlic to them. Maybe this group is over my head? I'm not french and I'm not fried but I have been french...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 3 Responses Jan 10, 2009

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    Fry Guy?

    I'm not a french fry. I'm a perthen! (sounds how it spells)
    kryptonian kryptonian 31-35, M 4 Responses Apr 11, 2009

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    No I Am Not

    Because I heard french fries were made in grease!.
    thehippy thehippy 41-45, F 6 Responses Apr 23, 2009

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    I'm Glad I'm Not

    because I maybe couldn't resist eating myself all up
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 30, 2009

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    I Can't Be!

    I refuse to believe that I am french fry! For the fact, that would make me a HUGE cannibal! I love fries and I order them wherever I go! GASP! I just can't be a french fry... if I am, I've done unspeakable acts towards my people! :-o Oh, the horror! The horror! The ketchup...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jan 10, 2009

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    Fry?

    I don't know what this group is trying to say, but i did fall asleep with a french fry sticking out of my mouth at a restaurant when i was around 5. My dad let me sleep till i woke up then i finished my food.
    Arorin Arorin 22-25, M Mar 22, 2010

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    Lol

    This just made me laughed really really hard! :) SO I am NOT a French Fry!!! :)
    melz1108 melz1108 26-30, F Nov 17, 2010

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    I Think It Is Obvious -

    I am NOT a french fry, and I refuse to ever become one. All the responsibilty that comes with being a french fry, I dont think I could ever handle it. What if I'm not crispy enough, and instead I'm floppy and soaked in oil? Also I am not fond of being bit and then eaten, not...
    Lonestarr Lonestarr 66-70, F 5 Responses May 1, 2011

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    I Want To Be.. But I Am Not

    I want to be that french fry that gets left on the serving tray. Un-eaten..
    PantyKitty PantyKitty 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 7, 2012

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    :D aha! Definitely am not a French fry!

    :) this makes me laugh so hard. Whoever made this is amazing, and you're going places:)
    MsRunaway MsRunaway 16-17, F Aug 29, 2014

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    I Am Not a French Fry Damn It!

    I don't know what's up with this group, but found it pretty funny.  I have to admit that I am NOT a french fry... However, IF I were indeed one, I would be an Arby's curly fry with ranch dressing to dip myself into.  I would be quit twisty and fun to look at...
    haydenrules haydenrules 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 13, 2009

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    I

    I hope I am not a french fry, in fact i would say with confidence that I was not, but then perhaps, who knows?  perhaps there are parts of me if fried in that way would be akin to the taste of a french fry.   Sometimes under certain lights, and if my head was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 25, 2009

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    Weired

    I am not now nor have I ever been French.  I have been fried several times.  I enjoy eating french fries.  Which by the way you can not find in France.  I will never change the name to freedom fries it is just to pretensious.
    allofus allofus 46-50, M Apr 22, 2009

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    Although I Occasionally Get Fried...

     I do not like the name "french fry".  "Pappas fritas" is a little too internacional as well... Just call me "Freedom Fry"!
    celerystalk3000 celerystalk3000 36-40 9 Responses Jan 6, 2009

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    No Way No How

    I am not French, and I am most certainly not a fry! If I was anything I'd be a chip. :)
    Melody08 Melody08 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 8, 2009

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    i am lerning french and i am loving it if you guys are learning too or rather you speak french i am open to new friends, i also need some clues, if you speak portuguese it would...
    adonys adonys 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 15

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    Born in America, with French heritage. Ppl always stereotype me and call me a coward, cuz I'm part French. I hate stereotypes.
    MLGnoscoper MLGnoscoper 18-21, M 1 day ago

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    I would French kiss my hot boyfriend all day and fall asleep making out with him... among other things... if I had a hot boyfriend to kiss in the first place.
    borednshit borednshit 13-15, M Apr 6

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    I really enjoy kissing so much, and French kissing is always so sensual with the right person. My current boyfriend is an amazing kisser; lots of tongue and very very passionate...
    BexBaby84 BexBaby84 31-35, F 2 Responses Apr 16

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    For real this time (lol) I'm just a beginner but if you want you can help me practice by messaging me in French
    lonelytechie lonelytechie 13-15, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I think a French girl speaking English is so sexxxxy!!
    camerondavies camerondavies 16-17, M 2 days ago

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    I really want to learn french
    jordan43930 jordan43930 16-17, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    There is someone I could kiss for hours- my first and lost love....I miss you sweetheart and I will kiss you again one day and I will never let you go again...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 27

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    The first time we kissed I knew I wanted more, I would come back to do it again. The second time I came back, I new that I wanted to kiss her forever. I can't explain or express in...
    Lovethatgal4415 Lovethatgal4415 56-60, M Apr 2

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    Hey, I'm a beginner and I would like company in this path. Come with me.
    elis007 elis007 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 7

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    La langue est très belle et intéressante. Qu'est-ce que vous pensez? Je crois que le français est développer très rapidement dans le Terre. Est-ce que tu acquiesce? J'adore le...
    xNickDavidx xNickDavidx 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 9

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    I love to eat them . I want to get some to eat right now.
    Thedepressedgirlatthewindow Thedepressedgirlatthewindow 16-17, F Apr 10

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    I was born in Toulouse, but when I was just a little kid my family moved to Canada. I didn't remember much of those few years spent in France, but I missed it a lot. I came home...
    demoisellecapulet demoisellecapulet 18-21, F Apr 12

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    La vie est seulement rendu une foi. Moment d'aujourd'hui devient la memoire de demain. Profitez de chaque instant, bonne ou mauvaise. Parce que le don de la vie est la vie meme.
    Alissson Alissson 22-25, M Apr 12

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    I love it when you can wrap your tongues together and, when your mouths separate, you can see the saliva fall out of both mouths.
    KaylaTheQueer KaylaTheQueer 18-21, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    I only need two words to explain this experience: Vegas Intoxication
    Brontide Brontide 36-40, M 6 days ago

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    I want an affair with a married woman....I really seeks a relationship....
    judgementday1992 judgementday1992 22-25, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Est-ce que je t'aime ? J'aimerais bien le savoir ! Tu n'es vraiment pas mon genre du tout. Bon je ne sais plus quoi faire, mais je vais t'ignorer parce que ça ne sert à rien...
    annoyinglydark annoyinglydark 16-17, F 5 days ago

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    Je devrais peut-être commencer mes devoir !!!! m(_ _;;m
    annoyinglydark annoyinglydark 16-17, F 5 days ago

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    I love the fresh culture <3 it has so much exquisite things and foreign objects. I hope to study there someday!! Wish me luck! Xoxo
    AlphaIsabel AlphaIsabel 13-15 1 day ago

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    stick your tongue down my throat while youre almost choking me
    fapking fapking 18-21, M 1 Response 1 day ago