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I Am Not a French Fry

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    French Fry

    French fry,Not Me,No, I’m human,I’m not even French!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Nov 9, 2011

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    I'm Glad I'm Not

    because I maybe couldn't resist eating myself all up
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 30, 2009

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    No Way No How

    I am not French, and I am most certainly not a fry! If I was anything I'd be a chip. :)
    Melody08 Melody08 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 8, 2009

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    I Can't Be!

    I refuse to believe that I am french fry! For the fact, that would make me a HUGE cannibal! I love fries and I order them wherever I go! GASP! I just can't be a french fry... if I am, I've done unspeakable acts towards my people! :-o Oh, the horror! The horror! The ketchup...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jan 10, 2009

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    I Am Not And Hope Never To Be

    I'm just not crazy about ketchup.  Being covered in it would be a nightmare!!!
    glasgif glasgif 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 26, 2010

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    I Am French But I Am Not Fried!

    My name is Eva Saujac, and I live in the last French town on the Mediterranean coast near to the border with Spain. It is a nice town. It is a popular destination for many people visiting this part of France, there are many apartements and houses that are rented to visitors.I...
    FilledeCerbere FilledeCerbere 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 6, 2012

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    Although I Occasionally Get Fried...

     I do not like the name "french fry".  "Pappas fritas" is a little too internacional as well... Just call me "Freedom Fry"!
    celerystalk3000 celerystalk3000 36-40 9 Responses Jan 6, 2009

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    Weired

    I am not now nor have I ever been French.  I have been fried several times.  I enjoy eating french fries.  Which by the way you can not find in France.  I will never change the name to freedom fries it is just to pretensious.
    allofus allofus 46-50, M Apr 22, 2009

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    I Want To Be.. But I Am Not

    I want to be that french fry that gets left on the serving tray. Un-eaten..
    PantyKitty PantyKitty 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 7, 2012

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    No I Am Not

    Because I heard french fries were made in grease!.
    thehippy thehippy 41-45, F 6 Responses Apr 23, 2009

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    Fry Guy?

    I'm not a french fry. I'm a perthen! (sounds how it spells)
    kryptonian kryptonian 31-35, M 4 Responses Apr 11, 2009

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    I

    I hope I am not a french fry, in fact i would say with confidence that I was not, but then perhaps, who knows?  perhaps there are parts of me if fried in that way would be akin to the taste of a french fry.   Sometimes under certain lights, and if my head was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 25, 2009

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    I Am Not a French Fry Damn It!

    I don't know what's up with this group, but found it pretty funny.  I have to admit that I am NOT a french fry... However, IF I were indeed one, I would be an Arby's curly fry with ranch dressing to dip myself into.  I would be quit twisty and fun to look at...
    haydenrules haydenrules 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 13, 2009

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    Fry?

    I don't know what this group is trying to say, but i did fall asleep with a french fry sticking out of my mouth at a restaurant when i was around 5. My dad let me sleep till i woke up then i finished my food.
    Arorin Arorin 22-25, M Mar 22, 2010

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    Umm

    Not sure I get this group but I can say I'm so not a french fry... well maybe. But only if its the homemade kind that grandma made. Those were so yummy! Oh but I do add garlic to them. Maybe this group is over my head? I'm not french and I'm not fried but I have been french...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 3 Responses Jan 10, 2009

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    Lol

    This just made me laughed really really hard! :) SO I am NOT a French Fry!!! :)
    melz1108 melz1108 26-30, F Nov 17, 2010

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    I Think It Is Obvious -

    I am NOT a french fry, and I refuse to ever become one. All the responsibilty that comes with being a french fry, I dont think I could ever handle it. What if I'm not crispy enough, and instead I'm floppy and soaked in oil? Also I am not fond of being bit and then eaten, not...
    Lonestarr Lonestarr 70+, F 5 Responses May 1, 2011

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    theWonderingOne theWonderingOne 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 1

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    Always my favourite kiss! I get goosebumps just remembering those amazing long French kisses we shared that felt like merging of souls. Sometimes soft like silk and sometimes rough...
    Susana1985 Susana1985 26-30, F 8 Responses Jul 2

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    I absolutely love long and sensual hot French kissing from men. When that happened I was all theirs for the night or weekend. French kissing just gets me started like when a when...
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    I'm going on holiday to France soon, anyone want to practice my French with me?? (Ps I'm English and my French is very bad , I apologise in advance hahah) message me pleaseee
    untitled360 untitled360 13-15, F 4 Responses Jul 20

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    I've been learning French for 8 years. One day I would like to travel to France. First I need help speaking French because I feel that I am the least advance student in my class...
    emzilini emzilini 18-21, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    So, a couple of months ago I've seen a couple of French movies and realized how much I love this language. I havent touched it since the beginning of high school (which sums up to...
    Julize Julize 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 7

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    I really like french knickers. They are lacy and they feel great to wear. But they are so expensive and its why I only own 1 pair. I will buy some more on payday maybe a blue pair...
    knickersguy knickersguy 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 8

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    La magie est partout.... i saw this today.... scribbled on an old fence...with spray paint.... La magie est partout... what did it mean ....i wondered..... ... my French...
    marklovescoffee marklovescoffee 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 11

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    Does anyone want to have conversations in French? Inbox me
    Floramundi Floramundi 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 14

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    I love French kisses....they turn me on soo much;).
    Smileeboo Smileeboo 16-17, F 8 Responses Jul 14

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    I speak French!!!! And Spanish!!!!!! And English!!!!!! Tho I would like to learn Italian too😊
    pattyricia pattyricia 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 15

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    Fact about me I love French kissing Lmao
    Angel2345 Angel2345 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    French knickers are awesome but damn they are expensive. Still its payday next week so maybe a new pair or 2 can be purchased
    knickersguy knickersguy 22-25, M Jul 19

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    It tastes much better than fast fat Starbucks kind coffees. Honestly I still go to Starbucks once in a while but schlotzsky's old French press aroma coffees were much better. Now...
    LeahNl LeahNl 31-35, F Jul 21

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    French fries are life <3 <3 <3 #dead-***
    Angel2345 Angel2345 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    hahaha bet you thought it was going to say I love French kissing didn't ya...hahaha.
    amyrobbyy amyrobbyy 16-17, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I love kissing so much. I want to kiss someone, right now. I mean putting my tongue in her mouth, because that's French kissing.
    iAmDiplo iAmDiplo 13-15 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    I'm wearing a lovely pair of French Knickers today :) They are purple with a pink waistband going round them. They feel wonderful and so sexy
    LisaTG LisaTG 26-30, T 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I'm wearing a lovely pair of French Knickers today :) They are purple with a pink waistband going round them. They feel wonderful and so sexy
    LisaTG LisaTG 26-30, T 1 day ago

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    I called her a lady cause she is heaven She's not a typical A Heart loads with kindness A down to earth and accept me for who i am A young by age but a woman by heart An...
    geezzo geezzo 31-35, M 1 hr ago

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    I've never done it before, but I want to.
    NovaScotia902 NovaScotia902 22-25 1 Response Jun 30

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    It's neat and erotic and will get one hot and bothered.
    gonzogeek gonzogeek 56-60, M Jun 30

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    I've only had one great kiss in my life. It was in a stairwell with this guy I had a crush on and it was amazing. Oddly we've never had sex.
    dirtydarkness dirtydarkness 26-30, F 8 Responses Jul 2

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    I am a Parisian who lives close to the Arc de Triomphe. The café that my family owns often gets a lot of tourists and I (unintentionally) end up having to drop out of my barista...
    DamoiseauDynavolt DamoiseauDynavolt 16-17, M Jul 4

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    We're nothing more than best friends now and she has a boyfriend.
    Dede9 Dede9 13-15 Jul 5

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    I'm a girl, anyone have some kissing tips or techniques to turn my bf on? Preferably someone around my age, 18?
    IVXXVIIV IVXXVIIV 16-17, F Jul 6

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    I really am only like 6% or less by heritage but its still cool to know I have such stylish roots ;)
    SabrinaB27 SabrinaB27 18-21, F Jul 6

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    I am from Paris, but I currently live in La Défense. I work as a teacher and a part-time barista. I am having trouble on whether to move to Britain or stay here in France. What a...
    Wattouat Wattouat 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 6

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    LINA MARGY - ONZE HEURES SONNENT Until a couple of weeks ago never heard of her. I found this on a 78 in the local secondhand record shop and bought it out of curiosity. Of course...
    supersnipe supersnipe 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 9

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    I feel nostalgic these days.. I guess it is because I am missing these nice days when life was easy, people were not as mean to each other, and by people I mean my family/ We were...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F Jul 14

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    Un homme va chez le dentist. Il s' installe sur le fauteuil, puis ouver la bouche: - Mais, toutes vos dents sont en or! S' exclame le dentist. - Oui, justement, je viens vous...
    xft56rse xft56rse 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 15

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    Or maybe just tongue contact. Lol.
    converted converted 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 18

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