I Am Not a Macho Man

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 96 People

    ...and I Don't Go to the Ymca Or Want to Join the Navy, Either.

    And I hate these gender and cultural stereotypes! 
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 6, 2009

    Because I'm a Girl...

    hahahahahaha^^... i'm a girl; i'm certainly not a macho man=p
    mistyeyedlass mistyeyedlass
    18-21, F
    Apr 14, 2009

    R-e-s-p-e-c-t

    As Aretha once sang about women, that is, that they want respect, I think the same is true for some of us men too.I don't have to be macho to be respected.
    Tuck Tuck
    56-60, M
    Jun 26, 2012

    I'm Not That Guy

    That's right, l said it...l lack all qualities that typically define a man, as a man. I hate beer, l don't like watching ANY sports, I'm 24 and still have bald spots where facial hair should be, I couldn't hook up with hot bar w--res even if l wanted to, l prefer the...
    hemphappy hemphappy
    26-30, M
    1 Response Sep 12, 2011

    Because I Am a Macho Woman

    I am though, I am more man than most men.
    thehippy thehippy
    41-45, F
    8 Responses Apr 25, 2009

    Lonely

    İt's first that my english is poor but I'll try to share my story. My parents divorced 18 year ago and I'm 22 age but I have no really a family and My life is difficult or feeling this way and I'm feeling so lonely . I haven't got a the best friend or girlfriend and I don't know...
    brkglusalar04 brkglusalar04
    22-25
    Feb 19, 2012

    No, I Am Not a Macho Man Or...

    No, I am not a macho man or woman. I seem to think that I am at times, like when I am in a bad mood and want to kick everyones but cause they wont quit messing with me. I figure that it will get me into trouble one of these days, or maybe not.
    silvertears silvertears
    31-35, F
    Apr 14, 2009

    To Smart to Be Macho

    I do not like guns, or killing things.  I am not interested in sports, cars, or drink beer.  I do not care who can spit the farthest or fart the loudest or smell the worst.  I would much rather walk away from a fight and lose face than stay and fight and lose the...
    allofus allofus
    46-50, M
    8 Responses Apr 16, 2009

    Too Bad

    I am not a Macho Man. Couldn't even pretend to be one. I don't think that's a bad thing... until it comes to trying to make new friends--especially online. I can't seem to be able to attract the attention of anyone unless I pretend to be someone I'm not. Of course, this makes the...
    bhrc bhrc
    22-25, M
    1 Response Feb 20, 2012

    That's Me, In the Avatar, But With Grey Hair ;) ...

    My job keeps my weight down ...  but so does waking up in the morning, it seems ;) ...  high metabolism can be a pain ...
    gottaBhappy gottaBhappy
    51-55, M
    Jun 11, 2009

    I Work Out

    I try to work out everyday for atleast an hour. But I don't consider myself macho.
    zombieiscool zombieiscool
    18-21, M
    Jun 25, 2009

    I Know I'm Not Macho Man

    A Macho Man wouldn't be caught dead in a skirt or dress. I like wearing dresses or skirts so that's proof enough that I'm not Macho
    aquarius3 aquarius3
    66-70
    Dec 8, 2011

    Hardly

    Hardly! I`m the one that cooks, cleans and looks after our son while my wife earns the $$$$. I don`t follow sport, never been in a fight, I`m non-competetive and cry easily.
    musicmad musicmad
    41-45, M
    Apr 14, 2009

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