I Am Not a Mind Reader

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    My "ESPN" Isn't Working...

    I can't read minds... I mean not from lack of trying... I try... I concentrate really hard... look deeply into their eyes... but all I get is a blank... which to me has to mean either most people are blank idiots... or I can't read minds... so just say what you have to say... don...
    phidget phidget
    31-35, F
    Jun 30, 2008


    Why is it MEN have to always be told that we can't read there minds! We had a disagreement about counting coins. Can you believe this. And he told me that I acted like a N******** who can't count! So I walked out of the house, went to the store with him, got cigs, did a lot of...
    Tigger1 Tigger1
    51-55, F
    12 Responses Apr 14, 2008


    It would be pretty cool if I was...
    drcynic drcynic
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Jun 30, 2008

    Stop acting so weird?

    What's wrong with you?
    deleted deleted
    Nov 22, 2014

    Mind Reader

    Mind reader,No, Sorry, Not I,If you want something,You’re gonna ‘ave to say,If you don’t,I can’t help,I’m not a mind reader.
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    Oct 14, 2011

    That Would Be a No

    I have pretty good intuition But i cannot read minds This means if your having a bad day SAY SO If you want me to shut up SAY SO If you need something SAY SO When i ask how you are don't stick with the tired line of I'm fine if your not Don't ask me how i am and expect a...
    tulick tulick
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Jul 1, 2008

    Wish I Were

    This is one thing many times I wish I were able to do. I think of the many ways being able to read someone's mind would help in understanding them. It would also help in knowing early if they were lying. Yet, I also know and have learned there are many times it is good that you...
    Grits4life Grits4life
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Aug 20, 2011

    So Don,t Treat Me Like 1!

    My ex husband was the worse 1 for this he hardly talked and when he did he thought I knew HIS thoughts .I told him I struggle with understanding my own thoughts without mithering with his!!!! bugs me it really does    
    blondiesindy blondiesindy
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Jun 12, 2008

    Mind Reader

    Mind reader,Not I,Don't do that,If you want me to know,You'll have to tell me,What's on your mind?
    mrraincoat mrraincoat
    Jun 21, 2012

    'Fraid Not

    I'm sure everything is better off that way. Plus, I'd rather not know what people are thinking. It'd be rather creepy, and I suppose I'm better off believing that they are thinking nice things. Happy things. Smiley things. Humourous things. And so forth. Makes me happy jsut...
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    Jun 13, 2008

    Since I'm Not...

    People have to tell me what they want.  Nothing ****** me off more than people assuming that I know what they like and then getting mad when do something that they don't like.SPEAK UP MAN, I'M NOT A MIND READER!!
    ItsLikeThatMan ItsLikeThatMan
    31-35, M
    Sep 10, 2011

    Being On Here Almost 2 Years And Many Expect Me To Read Into It All

    I have made similar Groups here. People use short hand writing and not very descriptive paragraphs. And I am "What?" I leave many Stories confused. I am not able to understand things said so general. I do not know how to interpret ambiguous sayings.And it appears that our...
    ChakraSolipsismMGP ChakraSolipsismMGP
    56-60, M
    Dec 6, 2011

    Nope I'm not. I am working on it,

    but it's slow going. So far i can almost read your mind if you just say what you want loudly enough for me to hear you. I have learned to read my cats' minds when they all sit and stare at the cupboard where i keep the treats. I think this means it's time to give them yummies...
    Serenitree1 Serenitree1
    70+, F
    Mar 18, 2016

    Not About To Try.

    I'm not a mind reader and I'm not about to even try. If my friends are having a problem all they have to do is say something. I'll help if I can or if they need space I'll give them some space and so forth. If someone doesn't like me, oh well! I'm not going to bother to find out...
    deleted deleted
    Jun 3, 2012
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