I Am Not a Potato

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    adianoeta adianoeta
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Nov 11, 2014

    Nope. I just checked.

    No potato here...
    doomsdaysmores doomsdaysmores
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Apr 19
    NothingsForever NothingsForever
    16-17, F
    1 Response Dec 7, 2015
    DoorMattress DoorMattress
    16-17, M
    2 Responses Aug 24, 2015
    Erotavlas Erotavlas
    18-21, F
    Nov 11, 2014
    ksbobmst ksbobmst
    26-30, M
    Dec 26, 2015
    blackberries blackberries
    31-35, F
    1 Response May 5, 2015
    Wendy630 Wendy630
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Jan 16

    I'm not but I was a potato in my past life.

    This picture is the picture of my family in my past life.
    alilight alilight
    16-17, F
    5 Responses Nov 12, 2014
    hoosierdaddy62 hoosierdaddy62
    51-55, M
    Sep 24, 2015

    My face is numb what the.

    .. I can barely feel my face. 😔 gosh. Mia Khalifa
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 24
    Camphee Camphee
    16-17, M
    Nov 12, 2014
    MusicalMe MusicalMe
    18-21, F
    1 Response Nov 28, 2013

    I know that my skin colour looks like a peeled

    uncooked potato, but I beg you not to "judge" me for it, I know that even my personality is like a mashed potato without salt and overdone with blackpepper... but that doesn't mean I should be "judged" for it, I should be judged for the content of my character (which is zero...
    oneiric13 oneiric13
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Dec 11, 2015
    yolo361 yolo361
    13-15, F
    Dec 13, 2015
    Zeurosis Zeurosis
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Feb 7

    "In life, I was your friend

    and partner, Joseph Marley"
    Pilotbob75 Pilotbob75
    41-45, M
    Dec 7, 2015

    but have eyes…… so

    who knows...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Dec 30, 2014
    JerryJerryA JerryJerryA
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jan 29, 2015

    Maybe just a couch potato,

    but other than that, yeah I'm not much of a potato :P
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic
    31-35, F
    1 Response Dec 6, 2015
    yanisucks yanisucks
    18-21, F
    1 Response Dec 7, 2015

    I am not a potato, or at least I don't think I

    am, one can't be too sure. After all, we are what we eat, and I've eaten a great many potatoes, so therefore I am, at least in part, comprised of recycled potato. So whilst I continue to self-identify as human, I cannot just ignore the potato part of my heritage. I feel that...
    TheBookAddict TheBookAddict
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Jul 23, 2015

    Hmm I'm pretty sure I was born a human

    and cannot morf into a potato
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Dec 15, 2014
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jun 8, 2015

    No I am not a potato.

    ....I'm a nut!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Nov 11, 2014
    KindaPyro KindaPyro
    22-25, M
    Dec 7, 2015

    I had a few doubts I've been developing a

    desire to burry myself in dirt it kept growing everyday and I Had to fight it . I had to fight myself until I finally gained the confidence I have today to finally say to myself bravely in the mirror every morning I am NOT a potato
    Fralicious Fralicious
    18-21, F
    Dec 7, 2015

    We never know! I could

    even be a potato right now! AHHHHHHH
    Addy123x Addy123x
    13-15, M
    Aug 10, 2015

    most babies that just came out of their

    birthgiver's vajayjay look like potatoes though. i probably looked like one
    bagginsesss bagginsesss
    18-21, F
    Dec 7, 2015

    I'm not?!!!!!! Oh! I was hoping I'd meet

    another potato. Maybe settle down and have chips!!
    picklebobble picklebobble
    51-55, M
    Nov 11, 2014

    Should I Take the Test?

    What if it turns out that I actually am a potato?
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort
    36-40, F
    21 Responses May 19, 2009

    I may look like one,

    but I am not one!
    novemberbabex novemberbabex
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Dec 7, 2015
    LizzieTheKitty LizzieTheKitty
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jan 1
    jerrycookie jerrycookie
    13-15, M
    3 Responses Jan 10
    1738x 1738x
    16-17, M
    1 Response Jul 21, 2015
    kingzach360 kingzach360
    18-21, M
    1 Response Nov 11, 2014

    I Will Not Frrrrrrrrryyy..

    Once I was afraid..  I was petrifried.. Thinking how could I ever live without you by my side.. Then I looked down at my thighs.. And I knew you done me wrong... Potato you and your carbs.. You've turned me into a scone! So now your back, from outer space You and...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    9 Responses May 21, 2010

    I Yam What I Yam

    It feels absolutely wonderful to be surrounded by so many fellow non-potatoes. People often come up to me, and , having looked at my eyes, and my jacket (for some srange reason), Declare that they have never met such an excellent potato, and I have to disappoint them, I say, "But...
    IrishJeff IrishJeff
    41-45, M
    Feb 13, 2012

    I look like a potato

    though tbh.
    Irvyy Irvyy
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Dec 7, 2015

    Of course I'm not a potato.

    If I were I wouldn't even be here
    RandomPerson186 RandomPerson186
    13-15, M
    Mar 13

    fed up with being mistaken

    for a bloody potato!!!! IM A CARROT
    seacoastdrake2 seacoastdrake2
    18-21, M
    Apr 10
    TimePrincess TimePrincess
    16-17, F
    1 Response Sep 13, 2015

    i am a potatoe.. my gf calls me tot,

    tot-tot, tater, tater tot, tots, tates..
    matthias2986 matthias2986
    26-30, M
    Dec 6, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Dec 7, 2015
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