I Am Not a Serial Killer

I know you all think I am but.... 142 People

    The Blood Red Line

    It's very thin. So many things lead up to this line. A life wanting to be normal. Destroyed by all things immoral. Just stand in front and don't step over. It might be fun but you know it will end and run. the chase, a scare, the jump, the fear, the slash, the gash. With both...
    ScareBere ScareBere
    26-30
    Oct 9, 2012

    Serial Killer

    Could never be one.  I have to much pride and morality.
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr
    36-40, F
    Aug 18, 2011

    I Joined This Group Because I'm Baffled and Morbidly Intrigued By It'S Existence.

    The title pretty much sums it up. But now that I'm a member of the group, I'll get notices when new stories are posted... and that interests me.
    afreimann afreimann
    41-45, F
    1 Response Jan 26, 2013

    I Was Put Under a Microscope

    Ok. I'm going to start writing this story but it's not very much fun and i have a headache already, so I probably wont finish it tonight. I will remove this line when I finish it. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 'Them'  Sh!t I go to start writing and I...
    TheLuckyHobo TheLuckyHobo
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Feb 9, 2009

    Nooo

    Awwwww OMG! Poor kitty! :'((Sorry, I almost cried when I saw the avatar picture of this group. I want to save the cat, cuddle it, love it, and...oh...I won't even say what I'm thinking about the wolf like dog.) X( LOLBut yes, anyway...I don't think I would ever have the guts to...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response May 8, 2011
    jenneruz jenneruz
    26-30, F
    Jan 28, 2014

    Ummm

     NOPE lol i don't think i am ....
    LunaWolff LunaWolff
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Sep 20, 2009

    A Taste Of Murder

    I have gotten the taste of blood on my hands. Now I just want to tempt souls into hell. I thought about hunting those who hunt me, but I have darker ideas. Is it so wrong to share my desire? To destroy as I choose so? I pick you. Decide, will you murder for me? I can grant...
    WhoisChaff WhoisChaff
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 31, 2012

    Hohoheehehaha!!

    ROFL coming up with this one!!! :D  What a great website Ep is! I've never had so much fun! Or had so many F friends. It's great! I do not know why all my friends are women but I'm not complaining. I have sent msgs and clicked on th fan thing n written stories about a...
    TheLuckyHobo TheLuckyHobo
    31-35, M
    12 Responses Jan 27, 2009

    Blamed

    For a majority of my life I have been examined by people because I was different. They acted as if I was always scaring people and I probably was due ot the constant harassment I recieved and stress by these tests that my parents subjected me to because there was "something...
    MacGreggor MacGreggor
    18-21, M
    4 Responses May 17, 2009

    I'm Not!

    Well not yet anyway, but who knows what the future will hold? :PI always fancied myself as a serial killer, I think Dexter made it cool, just kill the bad guys!But in all seriousness I am not a serial killer, so don't be afraid! haha
    HiddenFallenAngel HiddenFallenAngel
    18-21, F
    May 3, 2012

    The Serial Writer

    I had to laugh at the comment from one of my friends on a recent story I'd written. Nude in Paradise had noted amusedly "So you're still going to keep me in suspense to find out what your son said? This is like a soap opera that makes you tune in every day."I like that.  I like...
    milkynips milkynips
    46-50, F
    1 Response Feb 21, 2013

    If U Came Her For Help

    And you are definitely not a serial killer....but have had some similar childhood experiences to ones you have seen on TV documentaries and in books about serial killers, then this is the group for you as well. The majority of abuse victims will not go on to commit abuse...
    TheLuckyHobo TheLuckyHobo
    31-35, M
    1 Response Jan 27, 2009

    Or Am I?....

    I have put down rice crispies, franken berry, boo berry, as well as count chockula. Many golden grahms have fallen under my spoon. I recall the sweet tast of victory as peanut butter cap'n crunch drowned it a way to full bowl of milk. Cherrios too have died at my hand and I'll...
    PHSensei PHSensei
    36-40, M
    7 Responses Jan 28, 2009

    Why Not....

    Well I'm not a serial  killer so I guess I qualify to join the group...   hmmmm why do I now hear the song 'Goodbye Horses' playing in the background?????  
    dasmuggler dasmuggler
    36-40, M
    11 Responses Jan 28, 2009

    Well, I'm not. But this is also the title of

    the first book in an awesome series :P
    NightPain NightPain
    26-30, F
    Jan 25, 2014

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