I Plead the Fifth - I categorically deny the accusation that I am a spork. All other questions should be referred to my attorney.
SlowAutumnWind 2 Responses 2 Nov 19, 2008
Not That There's Anything Wrong With Sporks - In fact, some of my best friends are sporks. In college, one semester, I even dated a spork. He took me home and I met his family and everything. The relationship didn't really go very far, we were tired of being...
SaratogaGirl 5 Responses 0 Dec 8, 2008
I Am Not a Spork.............. - I am not a SPORK...............THIS IS SO DUMB!!!! I can't believe i wasted my time on it..who wrote these questions anyway..a Middle Schooler??
smallseight 0 Dec 7, 2008
Not Needed - There isn't a food combination in the world that I need both a fork and a spoon to eat, so I wouldn't ever need to spork it up anyway And I'm a human being and not a spork, yay for humans and their crazy inventions =D
yoyy 3 Responses 0 Nov 25, 2008
Is It That Obvious? - I usually wait until I know someone pretty well before I tell them this, yet most people tell me they already knew. I don't understand what I do to make this so obvious to people. Advice anyone?
Bowengirl 1 Response 0 Feb 11, 2012
Forsooth! - There was so much truth in this simple Ep group. It moved me. It sang through my very soul. I had to join and become part of the movement.
Girlonwire 2 Jun 15, 2011
I Might Not Be a Spork.... - But.... And he just won't stop the craziness. I can't talk any sense into him. Stupid spork.
CuriosityKitten 14 Responses 1 Feb 7, 2009
I'm a Knife! - I don't understand how someone would get the two mixed up! I am a knife, always have been. I love to cut apples in half and my day job is to cut the cheese. Yeah, you heard me!!! :-x There are no sporks in my family... filthy things! Yes... I'm racist! XD
deleted 0 Nov 18, 2008
But I'd Like to Be If You'd Let Me. - I appreciate the spork's capacity for being the right utensil at the right time, no matter the situation. Sporks can dig down into the meat of things, and in the next minute deliver the softest and sweetest of desserts. Oh lucky spork, how I...
AmberRenee 1 Response 0 Feb 1, 2009
... Or Am I? - How does one know if they are a spork or not? Maybe we are all sporks. Then again maybe we're not. I for one am pretty sure I'm of the human variety.
Melody08 12 Responses 0 Nov 24, 2008
Are You Sure? - If you're questioning whether or not you're a spork, you can take this quiz. I created it. http://apps.facebook.com/are-you-a-s-cbjjacb//app/2199021/?tv2=n6zYamYcEOWT2SiGLirAhyuGn0G5bRG6aao%253D&_fb_fromhash=5f27f16242797ea0278082f5a0ea45c3&ref=nf...
RopinTexan 0 Aug 5, 2009
I'm Not a Spork - CaliGirl3 inspired me to create this group after we both noticed the "I Am Not an Eggplant" and "I Am Not an Elm Tree" groups. So yeah, I don't think I'm a spork, athough I'm just as likely to be one as I am to be an eggplant...read my...
RopinTexan 4 Responses 0 Nov 17, 2008