I Am Not a Spork

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    I'm Not a Spork

    CaliGirl3 inspired me to create this group after we both noticed the "I Am Not an Eggplant" and "I Am Not an Elm Tree" groups.  So yeah, I don't think I'm a spork, athough I'm just as likely to be one as I am to be an eggplant...read my story in that...
    RopinTexan RopinTexan
    22-25, M
    4 Responses Nov 17, 2008

    Nope...definitely Not

    Contrary to popular belief I am NOT a spork, not that there is anything wrong with being a spork, I'm not a utensilist. I am actually most likely a human being, but this has yet to be officially confirmed.
    Soothsayer8 Soothsayer8
    18-21, M
    7 Responses Nov 17, 2008

    I Am Not a Spork..............

    I am not a SPORK...............THIS IS SO DUMB!!!!   I can't believe i wasted my time on it..who wrote these questions anyway..a Middle Schooler??
    smallseight smallseight
    Dec 7, 2008

    Is It That Obvious?

    I usually wait until I know someone pretty well before I tell them this, yet most people tell me they already knew. I don't understand what I do to make this so obvious to people. Advice anyone?
    Bowengirl Bowengirl
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 11, 2012

    ... Or Am I?

    How does one know if they are a spork or not? Maybe we are all sporks. Then again maybe we're not. I for one am pretty sure I'm of the human variety.
    Melody08 Melody08
    18-21, F
    12 Responses Nov 24, 2008


    There was so much truth in this simple Ep group. It moved me. It sang through my very soul. I had to join and become part of the movement.
    Girlonwire Girlonwire
    18-21, F
    Jun 15, 2011

    I'm a Knife!

    I don't understand how someone would get the two mixed up! I am a knife, always have been. I love to cut apples in half and my day job is to cut the cheese. Yeah, you heard me!!! :-x There are no sporks in my family... filthy things! Yes... I'm racist! XD
    deleted deleted
    Nov 18, 2008

    I Might Not Be a Spork....

    But.... And he just won't stop the craziness.  I can't talk any sense into him.  Stupid spork.
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten
    31-35, F
    14 Responses Feb 7, 2009

    But I'd Like to Be If You'd Let Me.

    I appreciate the spork's capacity for being the right utensil at the right time, no matter the situation. Sporks can dig down into the meat of things, and in the next minute deliver the softest and sweetest of desserts. Oh lucky spork, how I envy you.
    AmberRenee AmberRenee
    26-30, F
    1 Response Feb 1, 2009

    Not That There's Anything Wrong With Sporks

    In fact, some of my best friends are sporks.  In college, one semester, I even dated a spork.  He took me home and I met his family and everything.  The relationship didn't really go very far, we were tired of being made fun of by spoons, and we really weren't all...
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Dec 8, 2008

    Not Needed

    There isn't a food combination in the world that I need both a fork and a spoon to eat, so I wouldn't ever need to spork it up anyway And I'm a human being and not a spork, yay for humans and their crazy inventions =D  
    yoyy yoyy
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Nov 25, 2008

    I Am a Fpoon

    Maybe I'm a little backwards.
    ibesilly ibesilly
    46-50, F
    1 Response Dec 12, 2008

    I Plead the Fifth

    I categorically deny the accusation that I am a spork. All other questions should be referred to my attorney.
    SlowAutumnWind SlowAutumnWind
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Nov 19, 2008

    Are You Sure?

    If you're questioning whether or not you're a spork, you can take this quiz.  I created it. http://apps.facebook.com/are-you-a-s-cbjjacb//app/2199021/?tv2=n6zYamYcEOWT2SiGLirAhyuGn0G5bRG6aao%253D&_fb_fromhash=5f27f16242797ea0278082f5a0ea45c3&ref=nf&auth_token...
    RopinTexan RopinTexan
    22-25, M
    Aug 5, 2009
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