CaliGirl3 inspired me to create this group after we both noticed the "I Am Not an Eggplant" and "I Am Not an Elm Tree" groups. So yeah, I don't think I'm a spork, athough I'm just as likely to be one as I am to be an eggplant...read my story in that...
Contrary to popular belief I am NOT a spork, not that there is anything wrong with being a spork, I'm not a utensilist. I am actually most likely a human being, but this has yet to be officially confirmed.
I don't understand how someone would get the two mixed up! I am a knife, always have been. I love to cut apples in half and my day job is to cut the cheese. Yeah, you heard me!!! :-x
There are no sporks in my family... filthy things! Yes... I'm racist! XD
I appreciate the spork's capacity for being the right utensil at the right time, no matter the situation. Sporks can dig down into the meat of things, and in the next minute deliver the softest and sweetest of desserts. Oh lucky spork, how I envy you.
In fact, some of my best friends are sporks. In college, one semester, I even dated a spork. He took me home and I met his family and everything. The relationship didn't really go very far, we were tired of being made fun of by spoons, and we really weren't all...
There isn't a food combination in the world that I need both a fork and a spoon to eat, so I wouldn't ever need to spork it up anyway
And I'm a human being and not a spork, yay for humans and their crazy inventions =D
If you're questioning whether or not you're a spork, you can take this quiz. I created it.