I Am Not a Vampire

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 105 People

    And I'm Glad

    What is this obsession with vampires? I swear, even my mom thinks she's bitten by vampires mutiple times. But she's not one, so how does that work? Those bites on her neck were pretty gross though... But I was in the room when one of them happened, and I think I would've woken up...
    Melody08 Melody08
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 28, 2008

    i am not a vampire but i feel like one.

    sometimes i sleep all day because i hate the sunlight! falling in reverse. love themmm
    BringMacktheHorizon BringMacktheHorizon
    16-17, M
    Aug 9, 2014

    Contrary to popular belief,

    I'm only human. It's hard to keep up with all the paranormal beings these days posing as normal teens. I am pale, Irish, and photosensitive due to meds. My skin is sensitive, and sunscreen is irritating, so I mostly avoid the sun. I carry an umbrella. I am a vegetarian who...
    adianoeta adianoeta
    26-30, F
    Oct 21, 2014


    Don't forget that I belong to the "I lie" group.
    ag123 ag123
    7 Responses Dec 6, 2008

    A Lot of People Ask

    My friends always ask me because I am very pale and I like my meat rare. they also ask because I'm sensitive to bright lights and sunlight and I like to be bitten during sex. but no, I do not drink blood or eat people.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal
    18-21, F
    Feb 3, 2008
    LittlePrincess24 LittlePrincess24
    18-21, F
    Aug 15, 2015

    I Dont Want Your Blood

    or your energy....i dont want to sleep in a coffin. i could bite your neck though although i do find vampires fascinating...not the ones i hear about in real life, but the ones i see on tv.....the hotties that never get old and have so much emotion because they secretly...
    antiyou antiyou
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Feb 2, 2008

    Hate to Say It But...

    ... I think everyone in this group is definitely under increased suspicion of vampirism. Doth protest too much... ie at all? I worry you'll be first under the holy water when Buffy arrives with her hand firmly around Mr Pointy's reassuringly solid shaft. ... What???
    TheTardyDodo TheTardyDodo
    31-35, M
    5 Responses Feb 4, 2008

    I Don't Know. Me? A Vampire? 

    Yeah, that would probably say lots of people (the people who know me). According to their i look just like one. What I think is nonsense. Maybe sometimes I seem being very pale, I don't know why. It's actually not normal, cause I have a light brown skincolor. Oké I don't like...
    TheMilkyWay TheMilkyWay
    13-15, F
    Jun 14, 2011

    No One Is A Vampire... Really

    ...that would be because THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS!
    badonkadoku badonkadoku
    46-50, M
    Jul 18, 2010

    Vampires Don't Exist.

    Nothing against these people, but I think it's rediculous to say that "You are a vampire" when you are human and vampires don't exist. I think you know what kind of people I'm talking about. The people who live the so called "vampire lifestyle". They wear fake fangs, dress in...
    David73187 David73187
    3 Responses Jan 15, 2012

    Hungry For Some Neck

    Some straight guys are ***-men and some are chest-men. That's what draws their attention when someone walks by. When I'm swinging that way, I'm neither. I like the neck, the curve of the neck to the shoulder, and the shoulder. I'm a neck-man. I'm pushing two years with no...
    mononoaware mononoaware
    26-30, M
    Oct 1, 2012

    All Human Beings Are Dangerous

    This is a thought of mine. Or a statement I want to share. Outside in the world. We are a threat to everything. Anyone can hurt anyone because we have free will, and free choice to do what ever. The only thing stopping people from doing the things they want, is the law. Like I'll...
    Brandon15shawana Brandon15shawana
    18-21, M
    2 Responses May 6, 2013

    I'M Dangerous

    I see my self as the worlds dangerous person. I'm fast, strong, and smart. I am capable of killing 30 people, in a dark room in less than 5 minutes. Of course I wouldn't want to do that, because I am good, not so good person. It doesn't matter how big a person is, I can kill them...
    Brandon15shawana Brandon15shawana
    18-21, M
    1 Response Feb 27, 2013

    Vampire Slayer

    I am a genuine vampire slayer. I track down bloodsucking murderers and behead, burn, or stake them. I dont believe all vampires are bad, just the killers. I find cities with a sudden spike in crime rates, unusual and unsolved murders involving loss of blood, and stories of fanged...
    redgrimm redgrimm
    3 Responses Jul 2, 2012


    Yeah I think the fact that I don't have fangs pretty much means I'm not a vampire.
    averageguy29 averageguy29
    18-21, M
    Jan 17, 2012

    Not a Vampire.

    no, of course i'm not a vampire! i'm just naturally very pale. and i don't like going out in the sunlight. due to burning easily, you see. and just because i don't look like i've aged over the past ten years doesn't mean that i actually haven't. and i don't avoid mirrors...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Feb 4, 2008

    But I feel like one sometimes I sleep all day

    because I hate the sunlight Sorry I actually don't care for that song
    nightprincess nightprincess
    70+, F
    Apr 26, 2014

    It Could Be Cool..

    if only for a day! the no aging...the extra strength and speed. the only negatives i can see are the death obviously and the blood sucking!
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Feb 3, 2008


    Not in this life. I'm not but in the after life. I'm  
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    Aug 4, 2009


    As cool as it would be, alas, I am not among them. I don't drink blood, nor avoid sunlight at all costs. I do have a reflection as well, so, it adds up to just me being a human. Oh well, I shall just have to move on in life and hope that I don't waste sleep over it.
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Feb 3, 2008

    Not A Vampire

    I am not a vampire, and I'm proud of it. There really isn't anything wrong with vampires (well, yeah there is, they suck people's blood and ****, but anyways), but this obsession teenaged girls have with them is sick. It's just like when little girls cry over Justin Bieber...
    fadingvioletdawn fadingvioletdawn
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 24, 2011

    Not at all

    Contrary to my paleness, love of blood, and nocturnal sleep schedule, I' am not a vampire. I assure you. Hehe :P
    TheNobody TheNobody
    16-17, F
    Dec 19, 2011

    ...if "vlad Tepes" Lived In One Segment Of The World... What Is Beyond Our Great Earth...

      ...The archaeologist... she warned them... the Writing on the WALL "YOU ARE NOT WELCOME TO ATTEMPT TO TAKE ONE STEP FURTHER.   HEED THIS ADVICE AND TURN AROUND.  DO NOT...
    Demigiozia Demigiozia
    Oct 29, 2009
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