I Am Not Always Lady-like

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 310 People

    Southern Reject

    The JA would shudder if I applied... HAHA! Why? Hm, let's see.   I probably curse more than you, and can probably outdrink you. I say things exactly as they come to mind, without sugarcoated editing. I refuse to dumb things down for the sake of social ettiquette...
    deleted deleted
    Dec 19, 2008

    Only if im with people i havent seen in forever

    ill be a "Lady" But not Im an animal.
    Turdul Turdul
    26-30, F
    Nov 5, 2015

    Why do I have boobs? I mean sure,

    it can feed my future baby (If I ever had one) and it's supposed to lure men into...booby traps! Hahaha get it? Booby? :) but seriously, it's too much trouble to move around without worrying about pervs or judgemental girls who wish thiers were as big. Pffft. Why can't we just...
    DiwaYata DiwaYata
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jan 2, 2016

    Not Much Lady Like..

    The only thing lady like about me is that I have a good sense of fashion and have big boobies..Other than that, most people tell me I act way too much like a guy.
    freedomlovingypsy freedomlovingypsy
    31-35, F
    Mar 27, 2009

    If You Met Me, You Didn't Meet a Lady

    I am definately no "lady".  I fart and think it's funny (Hubby and I have farting competitions.lol), burp often, cuss like a sailor and am often crude with my humor.  I am more of a guy than a girl sometimes.  I'm not a total unmannered person, but I have...
    haydenrules haydenrules
    31-35, F
    1 Response Feb 2, 2009

    Rarely Is the Word Here

    I flip you off in public, belch kinda loudly, I have poor posture, have been known to wipe my mouth on my hand, cuss A LOT--dropping f-bombs in places they don't even need to be, sometimes don't even wash my hands even if I've been outside with my horse or dog...I can be...
    filthydieseltech filthydieseltech
    22-25, F
    Jan 13, 2009

    I am definitely not always lady like a can burp

    like a full grown man, i love action movies wresting and sports and i could cuss like a sailor if i really wanted to but hey any guy who can accept me like that would be the best ever
    lovekitten lovekitten
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 6, 2014

    A Whistling Woman

    you know that old saying a whistling woman makes a troublesome wife well i whistle. An example of when this actually comes in use...my son and me were taking a walk the other day he saw one of his friends and he shouted the name, no response he got louder no response he tried...
    thehippy thehippy
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Apr 27, 2009


    And I don't care! I work with all men and have generally had lots of male friends and I can fight like them and talk like them when need be. Learned from the best and it does come in handy. :)
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    Jan 6, 2009

    Not Usually

    I'm not usually acting like a lady. But when I need to, I will. It's not my preferred way of acting. Being lady-like is not being myself. I can be vulgar, curse like a sailor and burp with the best of them. I can't even tell you the last time I wore a dress.
    DietIcedTea DietIcedTea
    36-40, F
    Jul 7, 2009

    "Unladylike" My ***.

    I belch. I fart. Sexually explicit jokes and comments humour me immensely, and I crack them just as proficiently as my male counterparts. I use vulgar language. I've yet to understand why men are perfectly entitled to engage in such actions, but if someone with a vagina does it...
    SheistheLorax SheistheLorax
    18-21, F
    8 Responses Dec 26, 2008

    "Act like a lady," they said.

    "It will be fun." they said But I said, "The hell no, bruh!"
    RagingDemon29 RagingDemon29
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jul 25, 2015

    Not Always

    Although I will not share details so you don't think different of me :P
    MsSerendipity MsSerendipity
    18-21, F
    Oct 2, 2010

    Why Should I Be?

    That would be so boring. I much prefer being the way I am, foul-mouthed, bitchy, with a dirty sense of humour. So much more fun.
    Melody08 Melody08
    18-21, F
    1 Response Dec 28, 2008

    Not Becoming of a Lady

    When I do something like belch or spit my son will tell me "That is not becoming of a lady!" I always have to laugh.
    GoddessNakiBean GoddessNakiBean
    36-40, F
    1 Response Dec 21, 2008


    I was raised to be the perfect little angel who is polite to everyone. I am not that little angel anymore. My mom used to hit me whenever I burped out loud or farted or swore so I never did. But I left home when I was 16 and I came into my apartment with Kevin as my bf...
    sweetie1989 sweetie1989
    Dec 31, 2008

    I Can Burp

    Like none other. I am the queen of burping. :) Haha. N i can also spit really far. I spit like a man! N i am dam proud of it. Yeah, not so lady like.
    PeaceLovinIndividual PeaceLovinIndividual
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Nov 20, 2009


    im not EVER lady-like. so there. pppffffttttt
    knucklez knucklez
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 22, 2009

    I had to dress up today in school

    so I wore my sisters dress because I don't own a dress lol but I had the dress on and everyday for science class I usually climb over this one table to get to my seat so without thinking I climbed over this table with the dress on and I'm pretty sure I flashed everybody... Oops...
    gretchenbarger gretchenbarger
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Mar 6, 2014

    Sure, I'll wear dresses

    and skirts and flats...but sometimes I just wear oversized sweats with a tshirt, messy hair & be lazy. Not saying that boys are lazy!!!
    Chocolateloverteam Chocolateloverteam
    16-17, F
    1 Response May 31, 2014

    I Am Very Lady Like ...... and I have a working Brain

    As a woman and now as a Mother,. I am trying to set a good example for my daughter of what a woman  can accomplish in iife. We can be professionals, mothers, artists, writers, nurturers, thinkers, seekers and lovers. None of these qualities are exclusive of one another. I...
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    5 Responses Feb 14, 2009


    Sometimes I really wish I was. Sometimes I long to be a lady, a pretty one with long blonde hair that never fails to look awesome, with high heels and perfect make up. Someone who would be wanted by every man. But I always end my own dream by telling myself... Hey, you'd never...
    JojaRodenaLente JojaRodenaLente
    18-21, F
    Jan 9, 2009

    I Can Be Like Another One of the Guys.

    Being at the age I am, the only time I'd truley need to be lady like is when I'm meeting someone's parents/family, or when I'm sitting in a skirt. Other than that, there's no reason to be so I'm not because it's so much easier. I sit however I'm comfortable. I cuss like a...
    MyEmptyBones MyEmptyBones
    18-21, F
    Dec 23, 2008
    Angelcum Angelcum
    18-21, F
    15 Responses Feb 23, 2015


    I burp like a boy, I swear like a trooper (although that has been cut back a lot seeing as the Little One is learning to speak). I drive like a boy racer. I don't always use manners. I yawn/scratch if I need to. I don't hold the door open to most people. I am more...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Jan 7, 2009

    Oh My?!

    lol Nope I can be just as perverted and gross as most men and cuss like a sailor. I can hock a loogie and spit it farther than my guy cousins lol gross? yes. I don't usually do it around guys unless they are gross first. then it becomes a gross out competition lol and...
    foreverwandering foreverwandering
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Mar 28, 2010

    Sorry, Mom!

    I'm sorry, mom,  I know you tried!  I wore ribbons in my hair all the time when I was a little girl, but even then I got yelled at for throwing sand in a little boy's face, and for punching another one in the nose!   I look like a lady most of the time...
    swirlingmist swirlingmist
    51-55, F
    Feb 20, 2009

    That'd Be Boring.

    i can be very loud and swear far too often. i say whatever i want. no matter how raunchy. my conversations are intense. if you **** me off, i'm not going to sit there in silence. i will go off on you.
    gypsysoul gypsysoul
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jan 30, 2009

    Honestly, I try so hard to be pretty

    and **** but it's tough because I really don't give a ****. I'll go a few days pretending that I care about my appearance and impressions, but then I'll just get lazy and stop giving a ****. I feel that people should like me for my personality, and not how I look. Which explains...
    unicornbombz unicornbombz
    18-21, F
    Nov 30, 2014

    Nawww, I'm Not

    I've already said on EP that I can curse like a motherf*cker.  I can have a mouth like no other.  I can also make myself burp, and hey, everyone farts.   I don't like the term "lady-like," really. I know the meaning behind the word, but a woman...
    yoyy yoyy
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Jan 29, 2009


    It's tough having a best friend who is GUY! I try to be lady-like and such, but when hanging out with my friend Philip, all of that goes out the window! XD The topic is always... FARTS! If not that, my mind goes into the dirty thoughts of things... everything he says...
    deleted deleted
    Dec 23, 2008

    Why Should I Continue to Be Lady-like to Men Who...

    Treat me like a piece of trash or a ************ aide? EFF OFF you nasty beasts, I don't want to have sex with you (or your partners) if you think that's all I am living for.... (Gods, that felt good.)
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Sep 29, 2009

    One of the Guys

    My best claim to fame in the Unlady-like League is that I can belch in long sentences.  Would you like to have a conversation?
    Myonis108 Myonis108
    56-60, F
    1 Response Dec 19, 2008
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