I Am Not An Eggplant

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    I Too, Am Most Definitely Not An Eggplant.

    I love life. Even if eggplants are quite pretty. ;3
    tellmeeverything55 tellmeeverything55
    18-21, F
    Dec 22, 2010

    Actually

    I am an eggplant. My name is Jerry.  
    kleisse kleisse
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Aug 1, 2008

    Or An Aubergine.

    Nope, not one of those.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Aug 1, 2008

    At Least I Don't Think I Am

    According to empirical data, I am not an eggplant.  I'm not purple, I don't have leaves, and an Italian has never tried to put parmesan cheese on me and eat me.  Therefore, I think that's pretty good evidence that I'm not an eggplant. BUT...what if maybe eggplants aren...
    RopinTexan RopinTexan
    22-25, M
    6 Responses Nov 16, 2008

    Eggplanitis

    I'm actually in shock that I'm not an eggplant. Mostly because I don't like the taste of them. So logically speaking, I thought my distaste for eggplant was also a natural aversion to cannibalism. And seeing how I do not mind the company of eggplants, but at times need my...
    Jujalee Jujalee
    70+
    1 Response Aug 9, 2012

    Not That There's Anything Wrong With That!

     Ummm no! I'm NOT an eggplant.....   I'm a Celery!
    celerystalk3000 celerystalk3000
    36-40
    13 Responses Aug 2, 2008

    Nver Have Been Nor Will Be

    Sure... eggplants can be pretty. They taste good (especially fried), but I have not nor will be an eggplant. They are too common. If I had to relate to any fruit or veg then I would probably be a wahooni. Screw that... I'd be the GREAT WAHOONI. If no one understands, read some...
    WabbitSeason1 WabbitSeason1
    41-45, M
    1 Response Jul 30, 2011

    What Can I Say...

    It feels so nice to be certain of something.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jul 6, 2010

    Eggplant

    I am an eggplant and I think its rude for you to be wishing you are not one! We eggplants are awesome.
    LeaHidingInMyRoom LeaHidingInMyRoom
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Feb 6, 2013

    I'm Not A Potato Either

    I found that out a few weeks ago.. wow the things you learn!
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jul 8, 2010

    Hold On, Lemme Check

    Thick, purple skin? Nope Stubby green stem on top?  Nope Shape somewhere between an egg and a pear?  Well... A tendency to wind up breaded, fried, and doused in marinara sauce?  Nope! Okay, guess I'm in the clear.  Whew!  For a minute there I was worried that I really *was...
    Plaid Plaid
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jun 21, 2012

    Well...

    There are some pretty random groups but yeah this one brought a giggle to my lips this evening...or should i say this morning :S So. Just to clarify. I am NOT an eggplant ... .. ...... .. .Well..that was a conversation killer wasnt it. Im not sure I would really class it as a...
    JulySunSoul JulySunSoul
    26-30, F
    Jul 8, 2010

    Tis the season for people to go back into the

    ground from where they emerged, and with that I've decided to live a bit more in the moments given to me. There's a beauty to the moment one hears the news. It's not the death itself, but that following the news of it. Every little detail of the day is forever locked into...
    Jujalee Jujalee
    70+
    1 Response Jun 28, 2014

    Sorry to Let You Down But...

    I never was one! I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression about me, but I never was. Don't know if you got me confused with someone else, but nope not me. I am not an Eggplant
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Aug 2, 2008
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