I'm Not A Potato Either - I found that out a few weeks ago.. wow the things you learn!
Littlemisssomebody 2 Responses 0 Jul 8, 2010
Eggplant - I am an eggplant and I think its rude for you to be wishing you are not one! We eggplants are awesome.
LeaHidingInMyRoom 1 Response 0 Feb 6
Sorry to Let You Down But... - I never was one! I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression about me, but I never was. Don't know if you got me confused with someone else, but nope not me. I am not an Eggplant
deleted 1 Response 0 Aug 2, 2008
At Least I Don't Think I Am - According to empirical data, I am not an eggplant. I'm not purple, I don't have leaves, and an Italian has never tried to put parmesan cheese on me and eat me. Therefore, I think that's pretty good evidence that I'm not an eggplant. BUT...
RopinTexan 6 Responses 0 Nov 16, 2008
Eggplanitis - I'm actually in shock that I'm not an eggplant. Mostly because I don't like the taste of them. So logically speaking, I thought my distaste for eggplant was also a natural aversion to cannibalism. And seeing how I do not mind the company of eggplants, but at times...
Jujalee 2 Responses 1 Aug 9, 2012
I Don't Think I Am - Nope I'm not an eggplant - I thought I was once but it turned out to be a rash!
AWUK 3 Responses 0 Aug 2, 2008
Hold On, Lemme Check - Thick, purple skin? Nope Stubby green stem on top? Nope Shape somewhere between an egg and a pear? Well... A tendency to wind up breaded, fried, and doused in marinara sauce? Nope! Okay, guess I'm in the clear. Whew! For a minute there I was...
Plaid 1 Response 1 Jun 21, 2012
Something I Have To Come To Terms With - I have always had my doubts, but this is something that I have to settle. I am not an eggplant. I keep telling myself that, but...some days I can't help but ask if I am lying to myself or not. Even now, I know I must overcome this feeling...
TranscendentOne 2 Responses 6 May 19, 2012
Not That There's Anything Wrong With That! - Ummm no! I'm NOT an eggplant..... I'm a Celery!
celerystalk3000 13 Responses 0 Aug 2, 2008
What Can I Say... - It feels so nice to be certain of something.
deleted 2 Responses 1 Jul 6, 2010
Nver Have Been Nor Will Be - Sure... eggplants can be pretty. They taste good (especially fried), but I have not nor will be an eggplant. They are too common. If I had to relate to any fruit or veg then I would probably be a wahooni. Screw that... I'd be the GREAT WAHOONI. If no...
WabbitSeason1 1 Response 0 Jul 30, 2011
Actually - I am an eggplant. My name is Jerry.
kleisse 2 Responses 0 Aug 1, 2008
Well... - There are some pretty random groups but yeah this one brought a giggle to my lips this evening...or should i say this morning :S So. Just to clarify. I am NOT an eggplant ... .. ...... .. .Well..that was a conversation killer wasnt it. Im not sure I would really...
JulySunSoul 0 Jul 8, 2010
BAIGAN BHARTA RECIPE OR ROASTED BRINJAL - BAIGAN BHARTA RECIPE OR ROASTED BRINJALIngredients: 1 medium Baigan (brinjal) 1/2 cup Cooked green peas 1 Finely chopped onions 1 Finely chopped tomatoes 1 Finely chopped green chilli 1/2 tsp Red chilli powder 1/2 tsp Garam...
mona87 3 Responses 3 3 days ago
Green Split Pea Stew - Dried green split peas - follow cooking directions on bag for amount of water to add for cooking. However, for a stew consistency, I use a bit less. Use olive oil or I some other veggie oil instead of butter to add to the cooking water to prevent the peas...
yintaozenthin 0 Nov 10
Blackeye Obsession. Designer Shiners. - Do not read if you are not safe right now. Yes, I am demented. The docs can hardly fix my brain. But I am the creature that god has allowed to live for some odd reason. When I was a small child I learned to read at an early age. I read...
BruisedOrbital 2 Responses 1 Nov 13
Slug And Snail Control - Last season I had a lot of trouble with slugs and snails. The snail were drilling huge holes in my eggplants, tomatoes and squash. I've tried the beer trick and that got some of them but it was still a huge problem. Neem oil, which quickly got rid of a...
annabelle334 1 Response 1 Nov 20