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I Am Not An Eggplant

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    I Too, Am Most Definitely Not An Eggplant.

    I love life. Even if eggplants are quite pretty. ;3
    tellmeeverything55 tellmeeverything55 18-21, F Dec 22, 2010

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    What Can I Say...

    It feels so nice to be certain of something.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 6, 2010

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    Actually

    I am an eggplant. My name is Jerry.  
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 1, 2008

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    Something I Have To Come To Terms With

    I have always had my doubts, but this is something that I have to settle. I am not an eggplant. I keep telling myself that, but...some days I can't help but ask if I am lying to myself or not. Even now, I know I must overcome this feeling, but how could anyone? How can anyone can...
    TranscendentOne TranscendentOne 18-21, M 2 Responses May 19, 2012

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    At Least I Don't Think I Am

    According to empirical data, I am not an eggplant.  I'm not purple, I don't have leaves, and an Italian has never tried to put parmesan cheese on me and eat me.  Therefore, I think that's pretty good evidence that I'm not an eggplant. BUT...what if maybe eggplants aren...
    RopinTexan RopinTexan 22-25, M 6 Responses Nov 16, 2008

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    Well...

    There are some pretty random groups but yeah this one brought a giggle to my lips this evening...or should i say this morning :S So. Just to clarify. I am NOT an eggplant ... .. ...... .. .Well..that was a conversation killer wasnt it. Im not sure I would really class it as a...
    JulySunSoul JulySunSoul 26-30, F Jul 8, 2010

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    I Don't Think I Am

    Nope I'm not an eggplant - I thought I was once but it turned out to be a rash!
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 3 Responses Aug 2, 2008

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    Eggplant

    I am an eggplant and I think its rude for you to be wishing you are not one! We eggplants are awesome.
    LeaHidingInMyRoom LeaHidingInMyRoom 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 6, 2013

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    Sorry to Let You Down But...

    I never was one! I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression about me, but I never was. Don't know if you got me confused with someone else, but nope not me. I am not an Eggplant
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 2, 2008

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    Not That There's Anything Wrong With That!

     Ummm no! I'm NOT an eggplant.....   I'm a Celery!
    celerystalk3000 celerystalk3000 36-40 13 Responses Aug 2, 2008

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    Hold On, Lemme Check

    Thick, purple skin? Nope Stubby green stem on top?  Nope Shape somewhere between an egg and a pear?  Well... A tendency to wind up breaded, fried, and doused in marinara sauce?  Nope! Okay, guess I'm in the clear.  Whew!  For a minute there I was worried that I really *was...
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 21, 2012

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    Eggplanitis

    I'm actually in shock that I'm not an eggplant. Mostly because I don't like the taste of them. So logically speaking, I thought my distaste for eggplant was also a natural aversion to cannibalism. And seeing how I do not mind the company of eggplants, but at times need my...
    Jujalee Jujalee 70+ 2 Responses Aug 9, 2012

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    Nver Have Been Nor Will Be

    Sure... eggplants can be pretty. They taste good (especially fried), but I have not nor will be an eggplant. They are too common. If I had to relate to any fruit or veg then I would probably be a wahooni. Screw that... I'd be the GREAT WAHOONI. If no one understands, read some...
    WabbitSeason1 WabbitSeason1 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 30, 2011

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    I'm Not A Potato Either

    I found that out a few weeks ago.. wow the things you learn!
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 2 Responses Jul 8, 2010

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    Tis the season for people to go back into the

    ground from where they emerged, and with that I've decided to live a bit more in the moments given to me. There's a beauty to the moment one hears the news. It's not the death itself, but that following the news of it. Every little detail of the day is forever locked into...
    Jujalee Jujalee 70+ 1 Response Jun 28

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    Or An Aubergine.

    Nope, not one of those.
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Aug 1, 2008

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