I Am Not As Dumb As I Look

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    Sometimes I Can't Help My Immaturity

    normally i'm not idiotic acting around people. i'm usually quiet (which i also hate it), serious and respectful but when it comes to me being alone i do things that i just want to lure away from myself for example: most of the times i believe that the reason when i'm feeling with...
    Shumway21 Shumway21
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jan 18, 2012

    Dumb?

    Me dumb?  Yes, no and some times.  It all depends what it is.
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr
    36-40, F
    Aug 23, 2011

    It Is What I Tell My Daughter

    She gets into her mischievous mode and I can tell just from her tone of voice that she is doing something that she would rather not tell me about.  I tell her to quit doing that and she hides her smirk and giggle....I tell her Dad isn't a stupid as he looks huh?She seems to...
    mtvlm mtvlm
    41-45, M
    Jan 22, 2010
    amjss amjss
    22-25, F
    Sep 4, 2014

    You Appear To Have Overestimated Your Intelligence

    Don't mistake my kindness for weakness.  Where other people are motivated by malice, my motivation is merely self interest.
    MrNewton MrNewton
    46-50, M
    4 Responses Nov 7, 2009

    But then again, I wasn't too smart

    when I got a Mohawk in 2012.
    rcl725 rcl725
    16-17, M
    Feb 24, 2015

    I'm pretty much as dumb

    as I look was like a dumb jock in school and now I'm a dumb laborer. Dudes is allways getting over on me mostly because there more smarter than me and because I'm big and a bodybilder I get the more harder jobs at work. My ex girlfreind says I'm nice to look at but theres not...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Sep 4, 2014

    That moment when someone call you "dumb"

    but they say "your dumb" instead of "you're dumb". -_-
    MichaelMyers1 MichaelMyers1
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Nov 29, 2014

    As I Watch Destruction Take Form On The Future

    I watch the emotions come out at once. The emotions form an event. Destruction disrupts happyness. It sticks itself to the future. All I can do is watch and think of it. The future forms the shape that has changed over time at our expence. We form the shape as others protest...
    GeneralRose GeneralRose
    18-21, F
    Mar 5, 2013

    Just Because I'm Blonde............

    I am smarter then most, don't think I am dumb. Age, looks, that ALL means nothing. Its whats in your head that counts :)
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp
    26-30, M
    5 Responses Nov 8, 2009

    I Do Indeed Seem To Appear Dumb To The Uninitiated

    Maybe it's my propensity for dressing cheaply while on holiday that has this effect. People who meet me for the first time in those scenarios usually seem to think of me as road kill on the intelligence highway. Maybe I am. But if so, my CV would be a bit hard to justify. When...
    Tahini Tahini
    46-50, M
    May 21, 2013

    Done here changed everything to nothing like me

    and not to sign out delete this app and never rejoin! :) hooray and **** off!
    Wright11 Wright11
    16-17, M
    Mar 20, 2014

    Everyone thinks I was born blonde.

    .. I'm asian btw. Like when I was in seventh grade... I was called secretly blonde.. And this year my one teacher was like u must be blonde, and now today this man I started to talk to said did u dye your hair? Were u born blonde? I guess I act dumb and I know I'm not. They might...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 14, 2014

    O.o I'm Not??

    Wow.. got me there... =D well I suppose it could be worse - I could be George Bush..
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Jul 12, 2010

    The big boy phones go beep beep He went too

    check....convo changed Course Haaaaaaaahaaaaaa
    righthere1230l9 righthere1230l9
    51-55, F
    Jan 20, 2015

    Just Part Of My Agenda

    I just like to play dumb, that way no one has a single clue about the mischeif I plot until it is too late, mwhahaha!
    JustBernieGirl JustBernieGirl
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jul 12, 2011
    Kantii Kantii
    51-55
    Nov 7, 2013

    Tricked Ya

    Around my friends i act clutzy and idiotic and cute. But only truly close friends know my diabolicalness. Most people never know what is going thru my head.
    missymora missymora
    18-21
    2 Responses Mar 25, 2011

    I Don't Know What To Say

    a sense of disconnect makes me behave like a dumb kid who attracts other dumb kids.
    tgreatpretender tgreatpretender
    26-30
    Oct 24, 2013
    tajjonez tajjonez
    16-17, F
    Jul 27, 2014

    I like to blame autocorrect

    for most of my dumbness.
    reeessa reeessa
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Oct 22, 2014

    Now just because I'm female,

    and I dye my hair blonde, wear make up and try to look presentable, does not in any way mean that I don't have a brain! I like my brain challenged, I'm not stupid, and I think a lot. I get judged by my looks rather than what's more important like having a personality and a...
    squishyarmadillo squishyarmadillo
    31-35, F
    1 Response Mar 22, 2014

    WE HAVE 36 XBOX ON THIS SIDE THANKS.

    ....... WHERE IS FATE
    ALLCARSBEEPTOOHERNOW123 ALLCARSBEEPTOOHERNOW123
    51-55, F
    May 19, 2015

    Yeah I know I do. I feel people assume

    that I don't know anything about anything looking at me lol and then when I open my mouth, they are like: oh she's got something to say lol Well I am not as dumb as I look O.o
    MissGaga MissGaga
    26-30, F
    Aug 6, 2015

    It's the ones who look dumb

    that are smart and the ones who look smart that are dumb more often than you'd think.
    AnarchyOfAthena AnarchyOfAthena
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 20, 2015

    I Pretend To Be Dumb And Stupid

    Kind of doing a social research study with people unaware of my little experimentation. I play the "dumb blonde" stereotype to the point. I can act like I'm a total airhead and observe people's behavior. I've realized that either you get sympathy from men or that -->...
    thanatophobic thanatophobic
    22-25, F
    14 Responses Nov 7, 2009

    It's Fun To Pretend To Be Dumb...but I Need To Stop

    I usually act stupid as a way to be funny(call me shallow) and pretty much as a way to make fun of the idiocy in the world today, but people don't get it and perceive me as some kind of inept nitwit. College is boring because I am not challenged and of course, I half...
    SapientaPeto SapientaPeto
    18-21
    1 Response Nov 12, 2011

    People who think I'm dumb should realise

    that while I'm listening to them I am also growing my hair
    Angelcum Angelcum
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Feb 20, 2015

    But i am.... my problem is i am.

    Im not that smart im naive and guliable and i dunno. Its hard because i try to be smarter but i cant be. I get myself into stupid sitations all the time which i dont mean to, and i alow people to take advuntage i trust people to easily and am easily led. I always came botom in...
    SarahHammond15 SarahHammond15
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Jul 29, 2014

    I'm Not Smart,but I'm Not Dumb.

    I may not be very smart,but I'm definitely not dumb. I really hate it that when people judge me by my look. In my society,thin girls are the better ones,be it they are good looking or not. Unfortunately,i'm the plus sized one.  So their impressions are that I'm dumb. Excuse...
    ellen183 ellen183
    22-25, F
    1 Response Oct 15, 2010
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