I Am Not Here For Cheese

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    I'm not a potato I'm not an eggplant I am not here for cheese And I can't remember why I walked in this room Um who am I again? What was the point? When's nap time? Would you like fries with that? and Why haven't you kissed me yet?
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    1 Response Aug 11, 2010

    Unless You've Got Some That Is

    HaHa. Seriously, no I'm not here for the cheese. I had no idea that there was any cheese to be honest. How come I have not yet spotted the cheese? I have been coming to this site for quite a while now. So, what kind of cheese?
    brwneyedbeauty brwneyedbeauty
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jun 28, 2010

    Not a Virtual Petting Zoo

    I find cheating creepy, always have.  I'm cohabitating with a great woman, feel incredibly lucky to have her, and can't imagine hurting her like that.  My feeling is, if you're unhappy, fix it or walk.  I'm on EP for the fun, I like people, (I don't hold...
    ElLagarto ElLagarto
    56-60, M
    18 Responses Feb 11, 2008

    But I Wouldn't Mind!

    I am not here for cheese either, but I wouldn't mind a bit, grilled on a toast!
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Mar 7, 2009
    Nyxie Nyxie
    51-55, F
    46 Responses May 23, 2009


    Cheese,Not I,Not here for that,I want fun,Some real fun,That's why I'm here.
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    Nov 5, 2011
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