I Am Not Here For Cheese

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Founder: ElLagarto

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Ichilicious

I Don't Want "Wine" Either!

What I am here for is friendship and support.
Nuff said.

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Written on December 18th, 2011
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Littlemisssomebody

Cheese...mmmmm

I'm not a potato
I'm not an eggplant
I am not here for cheese
And I can't remember why I walked in this room
Um who am I again?
What was the point?
When's nap time?
Would you like fries with that?
and Why haven't you kissed me...

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Written on August 11th, 2010
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ElLagarto

Not a Virtual Petting Zoo

I find cheating creepy, always have. I'm cohabitating with a great woman, feel incredibly lucky to have her, and can't imagine hurting her like that. My feeling is, if you're unhappy, fix it or walk. I'm on...

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Written on February 11th, 2008
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dorobo

I Cut It With a Wire So I'm Safe

What kind of cheese do you offer anyway? I like most any cheese except maybe limburger?

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Written on March 6th, 2009
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lazycrazybasket

Cheese

Cheese,Not I,Not here for that,I want fun,Some real fun,That's why I'm here.

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Written on November 5th, 2011
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brwneyedbeauty

Unless You've Got Some That Is

HaHa.
Seriously, no I'm not here for the cheese. I had no idea that there was any cheese to be honest. How come I have not yet spotted the cheese?
I have been coming to this site for quite a while now.
So, what kind of cheese?

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Written on June 28th, 2010
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Nyxie

Yes, You Are, El...

;)

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Written on May 23rd, 2009
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LordVoldemort

But I Wouldn't Mind!

I am not here for cheese either, but I wouldn't mind a bit, grilled on a toast!

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Written on March 7th, 2009
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"But I would add that intellectual and emotional intimacy are far more powerful than sexual intimacy so the risk here, on EP, to do damage is almost greater than it is at a single's bar where people are clearly interested only in tawdry, meaningless shagging..."
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