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I Am Not Here For Cyber-sex, So Go Away

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    Just Because I Think Of Sex A Lot Doesn't Mean It's With You

    Is anyone else tired of the same ol crap? I do not want to listen on the phone while you **********. I will be offended if you tell me I just "have" to ride your **** before I die or I won't know what I'm missing. I'll scream If I hear one more man say my wife isn't interested in...
    RawRedhead RawRedhead
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Aug 8, 2010

    Let Me Count The Ways

    How many ways can I say **** off, go away, leave me alone, **** up a rope! I block retards who don't read enough to know that I have joined groups like, "I married my soulmate", "I am his willing slave", "I don't believe in keeping things from my mate", and ofcourse this group...
    FellidayaFiresong FellidayaFiresong
    31-35, F
    Jul 18, 2012

    wrong girl for that!!

    if ya looking for that suggest you go else where...so not into that useless crap....have a great person in my life....so that is the way it is....
    DarkThornedLilyRose43 DarkThornedLilyRose43
    46-50, F
    1 Response Jan 12, 2014

    Just To Let You Know

    I am not looking for sex here. Thank you.
    roamerfrom70s roamerfrom70s
    36-40, M
    Nov 8, 2013

    Why?

    i really don't understand why people message me asking to cyber. i joined this for fun but not that kind and i can have all the real sex i want with my boyf so i'm hardly going to want to talk dirty to some guy on the net or flick my bean on cam!
    HollieLeanne HollieLeanne
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Dec 21, 2011

    Cyber-Sex

    If no one has approached me for Cyber-sex should I be offended?   Just kidding.   Seriously, I think it’s a shame there cannot be one website that isn’t preyed upon by people looking for their jollies. There is time and place for everything. You would think people would...
    gsparky22 gsparky22
    41-45, M
    2 Responses May 19, 2013

    If.... I'm Not Interested

    If you like to be watched while you **********, I'm not interested. If your mood is set at Extremely Horny - I'm not the girl for you. If the top eight experiences in your profile are sexual in nature - you can be sure I'm hitting that block button. If your...
    DrewBerry DrewBerry
    46-50, F
    87 Responses Nov 16, 2009

    I Have No Time Or Desire For Cyber Sex Or An Online Romance

    I already have 5 online lovers that I'm trying to breakup with. I really don't need more. So don't even think about it chatting me up and trying to engage in cyber sex or some form of romance!!! Please, I have my hands full.
    lovelyprincess21 lovelyprincess21
    22-25, F
    Oct 18, 2013

    Before you message or add me to your circle,

    please be aware that any attempts at such discussions will end up going down a philosophical or religious pathway. Worse still, I will try to psychoanalyse you and attempt to solve all your problems. Spare yourselves the agony.
    GypsyMiss GypsyMiss
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jan 5, 2014

    Me Neither...

    I joined this group AGES ago, wrote a really protracted & (what I then decided was a bit overly-angsty and silly) story, then never published it. So, I'd like to write this brief one now. I joined EP because it seemed like the sort of Website where one might be relatively...
    Pixie87 Pixie87
    22-25, F
    7 Responses Aug 28, 2009

    Cyber-sex

    Cyber sex,Not me,No thanks,Leave me out.
    startinover1 startinover1
    46-50
    May 21, 2012

    No Way, No How!

    My message to you is........ “Please Jog On” It is not my intention to cyber with anyone here. I am on EP to share stories, read stories and enjoy what the site has to offer. I am quite happy to chat with most people. I do appreciate naughty jokes, innuendos and playful...
    EbonyLady EbonyLady
    41-45, F
    Nov 27, 2011

    What's Wrong With You Sissies!

    Don't you like reading the most poorly crafted improvisational erotica the human mind can produce? Hahahahahaha! Neither do I. I actually like talking ABOUT, and reading ABOUT sex, and I'm not offended by the idea of someone diddling about down there while they're talking to me...
    KellieVocabulary KellieVocabulary
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Aug 15, 2012

    Keep It Moving

    Don't confuse some of my stories with what I'm looking for. I'm not interested in pervs  so don't contact me.
    zeeva70 zeeva70
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Oct 17, 2012

    Only Gonna Say This Once...

    If I want sex, I can easily go out and get the real thing. I don't need fake sex talk. I find the whole idea uninteresting... so, please don't bother to ask. No matter how drunk, lonely, aroused or vulnerable I am that answer is never going to change.
    ForgottenMuse ForgottenMuse
    31-35, F
    1 Response Dec 11, 2011

    Thank You

     But NO thank you!   I appreciate the sentiment.... truly. I just don't want to do it. I have trouble being rude.  It is just such an awkward thing to do. I feel bad. Did i mislead you? Maybe i was too friendly... or flirty.  It is not a personal reflection...
    Tacit Tacit
    22-25, F
    7 Responses Jul 24, 2008

    Go Away!!

    Please, if you are a pervert don't friend me; I am not here to be disgusting with you. I will block anyone who friends me who's experiences are sexual.
    EsBellaElla EsBellaElla
    26-30, F
    Dec 11, 2012

    But

    But, But. I'm lonely.  Wanna see my webcam and see how lonely I am?  :PJust kidding...Kind of. :D
    ErieHandyMan ErieHandyMan
    46-50, M
    4 Responses Sep 4, 2012

    It's All Been Said About The Cyper-pervs But...

    I like a dirty joke, double entendre and other thoughtful although adult based funny stuff. THIS DOES NOT MEAN I WATN TO*** ON YOU*** WITH YOU*** BASTING YOU WITH a ******** DONKEY ****ON YOUR WIFES HEAD *** WITH *** WATCHING.
    BabzEsq24 BabzEsq24
    46-50, F
    4 Responses Nov 24, 2011

    What the hell, man? men? boys....

    This is a re-post, it seemed more appropriate in this group than as a confession..... Original Post: EP Link There is a lot of zany straight fellas on here... And I have yet to grasp why they think they hold the key to what I am here for... Last I checked, this was a site about...
    arenaissancewoman arenaissancewoman
    31-35, F
    Jan 31, 2013

    I Hate It When I Join A Group And Get All The Weirdos "fanning" Me

    I love heels, so I joined a group called "shoe addict"...and I wrote a story, and all the people who commented on my story made me their fan. Problem is, they all have that mature content warning when you go to check them out. And their interest groups are the most depraved and...
    MissMyah MissMyah
    26-30, F
    2 Responses May 17, 2012

    I Have To Admit That My Resolve On This Issue Has Softened A Little Bit

    ... and yeah ... I guess I've kinda fooled around a couple of times ... I wrote another story in this group that was kind of a snarky put-down of cybering. (See the link at the bottom of this story.) I still basically feel the same way. I'm always pretty interested in talking...
    KellieVocabulary KellieVocabulary
    26-30, F
    1 Response Sep 11, 2012

    Aw Come On! Did You Have to Say That?

    Like a few have said...the title of the group says it all. So far I haven't been propositioned on EP and I have to say I appreciate that. I am so tired of going to a site and having some perv ask for nude oics or if I have a web cam. I guess I just don't get the appeal. I have...
    LeighLeigh LeighLeigh
    36-40, F
    2 Responses May 31, 2009

    Can I Not Be Myself?

    My intention on joining EP was to let people really know me.  There isn't much I hold back on this site.  My sexuality is a part of me and I am open about that also.  This does not mean that I am interested in having cyber sex/viewing webcam with anyone!  If...
    angeleyes2009 angeleyes2009
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Apr 2, 2009

    Not Here For Any Sexual Encounters!

    Poo Poo I joined EP to share and to learn about others experiences just like my own. I did not come here to meet anyone for Zesty Sessions. So if you are one of those Sick Minded Perverted types, move on, you ain't gonna get lucky here!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    7 Responses Aug 13, 2012

    Yeah don't waste ur time sending

    that **** to me .in other words f::k right off
    trionar trionar
    36-40, F
    Feb 9, 2014

    Ugh.

    I have reason to think that some of the people on this site are illiterate. I said on my post that I want people to read before adding me that I DON'T WANT TO CYBER. Seriously. It's annoying and gross. Especially when it's people 20 years older than you. I wish I could say it in...
    coinoperatedgirl coinoperatedgirl
    46-50
    Jan 8, 2012

    My Profile Will Tell You The Same

    I do not mind a bit of innocent flirting, but I am just not going to do certain things for people I have not met in person or do not have a sexual interest in. Just because I am willing to talk candidly and freely about sex, fetishes, kinks, and other adult topics does NOT mean I...
    BlissfullyBruised BlissfullyBruised
    22-25, F
    1 Response Sep 29, 2011

    I Farted

    You don't want to have cybersex with me anyway.  I'm a leper and I suffer from elephantiasis of the elbow and nipple. I know that my avatar screams sex but it's not really me in the picture.  Thanks in advance.   
    apencilfornow apencilfornow
    26-30, F
    10 Responses Sep 10, 2008

    For Real!?

    I'm engaged and in love and I don't plan on messing that up. My sex life is great, cyber sex is not. Simple as that.
    ThePuckBunny ThePuckBunny
    22-25, F
    1 Response Aug 28, 2013
    LeisaWolf LeisaWolf
    51-55, F
    4 Responses Dec 20, 2009

    Now, Why Would Someone Do This????

    Private Messages Inbox | Sent | Compose | Search Search by: Subject Sender Close Search RE: hi there Clearone32 says: August 10th, 2010 at 10:02 AM...
    lonesurvivor lonesurvivor
    56-60, F
    12 Responses Aug 10, 2010

    Hmmmm

    When i first came to EP i was looking for support of various kinds. I needed people to lift me up out of my depression i needed help with my self esteem, and i got that help. After some time on here i started gaining a little confidence and i ventured into the realm of cyber sex...
    ihaveanameitsrick ihaveanameitsrick
    46-50, M
    9 Responses Jun 14, 2010

    Fan ????

    I have it more than enough than certain perv***s want that I become their 'fan' only so that they take pleasure to look under my skirt ! Furthermore, they never read your stories and their conversation is situated right by the gutter ! Julie said !
    juliegirlie juliegirlie
    41-45, M
    8 Responses Jul 2, 2011

    I Get So Tired...

    It seems like wherever you go on the net, everyone's just looking for sex, sex and more sex.  I have warnings on my instant messengers that tell people that I'm happily married and not looking to cheat, either in reality or virtually!  How sad is it that it's come to...
    Sidira Sidira
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Mar 27, 2008

    Cyber-sex

    Please leave me out - ain't interested, sorry.
    mrraincoat mrraincoat
    46-50
    Sep 21, 2012

    Go Away!

    I am not here for cyber sex....I am not here to be told how you are going to dominate me, and I am not here to be told how you want to serve me. I am here for my friends, I am here for my writing, I am here because I enjoy being here. Do I write sexual stories on Ep? You betcha...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 28, 2013

    In All Honesty.

    Okay, so. The title of the group pretty much covers most of what I felt the need to say.   I will add though, that just because I am a very sexual person and share stories in sex-related groups often....it doesn't mean I'm looking to have sex with any of you. Cyber or...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Apr 3, 2009

    Not Here For Cyber-sex

    Not here for cyber-sex,If you are,Please leave now,I'm not even interested,And can easily block,Take note!
    storywriter2 storywriter2
    46-50
    1 Response Apr 6, 2012

    Perves

    I get so frusterated when I have made myself clear that I do not and am not looking for a cyber sex parner............or a friend with benifits. Im just not that sort of gal. Im not judgeing those who do it.............I just do not wish to be apart of it. Sex is a normal topic...
    Candyapple1234 Candyapple1234
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Jul 29, 2011

    It does nothing for me.

    .. It takes a lot more than words on a screen... Unless I can touch and feel someone I'm not interested... I'm just one of the those that need the real thing... I don't do fake... And to me words are just faking it... For me there has to be loved involved or it just isn't worth...
    Lilsassywoman Lilsassywoman
    36-40, F
    1 Response Nov 16, 2014

    Not Expressly Anyways.

    i don't come on EP to patrol for Cyber sex, or even for dating.I am a deep thinker about life and i came here to express myself so I have to put this in very careful wording.I am not completely shut to the idea of using EP as a dating site, nor am I shut to the idea of using it...
    ManifestoOfThePhoenix ManifestoOfThePhoenix
    26-30, M
    Sep 2, 2012

    Don't Bother Asking ...

    need I say much more?My good friends on here know me better than that, I like to flirt and will talk about sex ... I'll certainly write about it ... but that's as far as it goes.And if I don't even know you ... how dare you even bring up the subject ... what gives anyone the...
    womaninbliss womaninbliss
    51-55, F
    7 Responses Jul 5, 2011

    Stop Being Gross

    I am happily married. I don't want to flirt, I don't want to have any sexual conversations, I don't want to give out pictures or see your pictures. I don't want any of it. NO. NO. I am married. Go away perverts. So many people message me since I put up a picture of myself it's so...
    CatAteMyFace CatAteMyFace
    18-21, F
    Jul 16, 2013

    I can't tell you how disappointing it is to see

    that I have a new message only to find out that it's from some creep.
    explainit2me explainit2me
    26-30, F
    Sep 22, 2014

    Seriously

    If you are so horny that you need to talk to a spider about sex you should seek help or a prostitute I don't give a ****. Just leave me alone.
    tarantulas tarantulas
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jun 15, 2013

    Gross *** tweeker vegas fakes.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA **** YOU!
    mierdamundo mierdamundo
    31-35
    2 Responses May 6, 2014
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