I Am Not Honey

So don't call me that 13 People

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    Those who do that, never reads stories, share them or comment. I have some on my circle, I don't know how to make them understand that I am not here to flirt!
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Mar 17, 2009

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