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I Am Not Honey

So don't call me that 11 People

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    Those who do that, never reads stories, share them or comment. I have some on my circle, I don't know how to make them understand that I am not here to flirt!
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort 36-40, F 3 Responses Mar 17, 2009

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    paulacc11 paulacc11 26-30, F Jan 3

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    I get mad when straight guys at no homo and I'm just like yes homo ...trying to play that off ..sorry honey you are gay don't hide and if not don't act gay because there is a...
    trew5432 trew5432 13-15, M 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    Tbh.....maybe I'm more emotional lately....and I love sex as much as the next person....but the perversion on here is getting on my nerves lately. So is empty flattery toward me...
    MFeisty MFeisty 41-45, F 3 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    My niece is but 4 years old. Just last weekend, we were watching Frozen (AGAIN), and she turned to me and said: Izzy: Uncle Camcam, I want you to grow back down to five. Then we...
    WytW0lf WytW0lf 22-25, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    Darling I will be loving you till we're 70.. Baby my heart could still fall as hard at 23.. I'm thinking about how people fall in love in mysterious ways.. Maybe just the touch of...
    Majin1712 Majin1712 22-25, F 2 hrs ago

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    Well my day has been brutally cut up .. Let me cut to it . I got a text saying I'm banging your boyfriend and I'm going to take him from you . Let me make something clear my...
    mistamistafied mistamistafied 13-15 1 Response 23 mins ago

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    I am in LOVE with Andy Grammar's song, "Honey, I'm Good" Nah nah honey, I’m good I could have another but I probably should not I’ve got somebody at home [Verse 1:] It’s...
    lost12345 lost12345 26-30, F Jan 6

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    Hello, everyone! I know that most everyone has a New Year's resolution; I do too;) A pretty common resolution is to lose weight. I have struggled with obesity and both bulimia and...
    Leopard3487 Leopard3487 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 1

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    A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day, the wife asked her husband, “Honey, one of the bathroom pipes is leaking. Could you fix it?” The husband looked at...
    Blanche08 Blanche08 31-35, F 19 Responses Jan 19

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    "Like Real People Do"-Hozier I had a thought, dear However scary About that night The bugs and the dirt Why were you digging? What did you bury Before those hands pulled me From...
    greeneyz83 greeneyz83 31-35, F Dec 31, 2014

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    "We've all been there, honey." On the tile floor of your bathroom, broken down crying, slit wrists bleeding out your pain, your head between your knees begging "God, please... take...
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_Ya3ruRwQ8 Pharrell "Brand New" lyrics My love My love Wins and never quits Quits and never wins I thought about what I wanted And you...
    HeySafaaJust HeySafaaJust 13-15, F Jan 8

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    I always here people saying.. "I can't diet because nothing healthy tastes good" I'm not disagreeing with the whole "doesn't taste good" thing. You're right, a lot of 'healthy...
    BananaSmoothiee BananaSmoothiee 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 16

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    Does Your Mother Know written by Benny Andersson and Bjorn Ulvaeus performed by ABBA You're so hot, teasing me So you're blue but I can't take a chance on a chick like you That...
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    "Thinking Out Loud" - Ed SheraanWhen your legs don't work like they used to beforeAnd I can't sweep you off of your feetWill your mouth still remember the taste of my love?Will...
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    My wife and I had discussed this before we got married. So, the day we got back from our honeymoon I sat down on the couch and told her to "*****". From the look on her face I was...
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    Let me tell you what I heard about a friend today. He didn't come home from work, he went away, Till he came to a city, bright in the night time like day. There they say he met...
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    Years ago when I was in my 20's I used to drink alcohol until I couldn't remember what I was doing and sometimes I even lost conscious ,as a result I put myself in vulnerable...
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    There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a...
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    When your legs don't work like they used to before And I can't sweep you off of your feet Will your mouth still remember the taste of my love? Will your eyes still smile from your...
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    Hooray for today! Its our 1st anniversary today with my honey bee travis ! :* huhu Time flies so fast we just met , you court me I answered you , we fight and argue but still we...
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    I absolutely hate when random people call me babe or honey! If I was your honey you would know it!!!
    RememberingSunday22 RememberingSunday22 36-40, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    septemberiscoming septemberiscoming 22-25, F Dec 27, 2014

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    I'm sure ill survive but right now it doesn't feel like it. damn him for making almost 4 years feel so insignificant! I'm counting my blessings. can't say I'm able to wish him well...
    justinsneedow justinsneedow 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 27, 2014

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    a bigamist boy from Pike's Peak collected nine wives in a week; he counted the money he got from each honey and said, "now it's wife ten that I seek." (Dec.27, 2014)
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    it reminds me of my bf <3 I love the way he plays the piano for me.. my heart melts when he plays the piano when its raining.. I'm blessed to have you in my life darling.. I...
    amazingmoment90 amazingmoment90 18-21, F Dec 29, 2014

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    Even in my childhood I couldn't "feel" like the other kids. Those feelings of connection, love, attachment, joy, remorse seem strange to me. I am able to feel frustrated, betrayed...
    Ulfhednar74 Ulfhednar74 36-40, M 2 Responses Dec 29, 2014

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