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I Am Not Honey

So don't call me that 13 People

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    Those who do that, never reads stories, share them or comment. I have some on my circle, I don't know how to make them understand that I am not here to flirt!
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort 36-40, F 3 Responses Mar 17, 2009

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    i am starting to induce lactation. my honey and I talked about the fact that i want to lactate. ( soooo... bad i have contemplated having another kid) but my honey isnt really...
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    that's jus our longo down south n no disrespect...ty ma'am...yes sir and no sir....n of course blessing hearts....
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    I eat my peas with honey, I've done it all my life. It makes the peas taste funny But it keeps them on my knife.
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    Pork tenderloin cooked in honeysuckle moonshine with honey whiskey pineapple barbecue sauce on top
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    Let the gays get married, let the rednecks have guns, let the atheists be atheists and the Christians be Christians. This is America, America is about freedom. Freedom to live...
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    "If you, If you could return, don't let it burn, don't let if fade.. I'm sure I'm not being rude, but it's just your attitude It's tearing me apart, it's ruining everything And I...
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    Making a prime cut marinated in homemade honeysuckle moonshine barbecue sauce
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    Numbness was there when i made peace with my Dad 'again' after a quite of time. I went down to the kitchen and he was sitting there , " welcome back , Dad" with no second...
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    I don't like being alone but I'm enjoying living alone. It's so refreshing to be able to do whatever in my space. But I do miss my honeybunny (husband)
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