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I Am Not Honey

So don't call me that 13 People

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    Those who do that, never reads stories, share them or comment. I have some on my circle, I don't know how to make them understand that I am not here to flirt!
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort 36-40, F 3 Responses Mar 17, 2009

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    justwantagirlfriend justwantagirlfriend 13-15, M 38 mins ago

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    This is a fantasy that if I could go back in time to make happen- I would. At eighteen, I would be given to a very wealthy and older man. He would adore me and my beautiful body...
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    I am having! Though we are far from eachother but our heart beats as one. We can't be" together forever and ever " but I will cherish all the time we spend together.. I love him...
    AnnaNicoleson AnnaNicoleson 16-17, F 1 hr ago

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    My boyfriend, Shazi, told me that his Mom had green eyes... I know it's tough... His eyes were honey hazel... I just wanted to melt into them so badly! I Love You and I always...
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it. "That was a honey bee," his father said, "one of our friends...
    hammer963 hammer963 51-55, M 11 hrs ago

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    I'm a twinkle little Mermaid girl waiting for a honey man de-dup-i-dip-i sing a song love me, take me there I'm a twinkle little mermaid girl Oh, I'm in a heavenly world de-dup-i...
    pablolpz pablolpz 22-25, M 21 hrs ago

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    I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing (In Perfect Harmony) By The New Seekers I'd like to build the world a home And furnish it with love Grow apple trees and honey bees And snow...
    flirtingjoe flirtingjoe 61-65, M 5 days ago

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    From EdenBabe, there's something tragic about youSomething so magic about youDon't you agree?Babe, there's something lonesome about youSomething so wholesome about youGet closer to...
    LadyGallivanter LadyGallivanter 70+, F 5 days ago

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    Absolutely!! Only relatively occasionally mind as I don't consume it like a queen bee!! But it's perfect for giving you extra energy and as a "brain food" to boost memory and...
    PeterSp8 PeterSp8 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 23

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    Naked I worship you. Without my kids, without a partner, without a marriage, without a house, without gifts, without wealth, without things I worship you.I get it.The one thing I...
    MrHeartaFire MrHeartaFire 41-45, M 5 Responses Jul 23

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    Naked I worship you. Without my kids, without a partner, without a marriage, without a house, without gifts, without wealth, without things I worship you.I get it.The one thing I...
    MrHeartaFire MrHeartaFire 41-45, M Jul 23

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    I am officially a married woman!! Feels good to say that. I got married on July 11, 2015 at 12:00pm. I cant tell you how happy I am that it was sunny.We came back from our...
    Outofeden Outofeden 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 21

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    If i was to get married again I wouldnt mind matching lingerie and her in tux and me in dress
    Averageguy41011 Averageguy41011 41-45, M Jul 19

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    Walking on the rooftops Talking of times With our eyes a glowing Like the city lights She stands on the ledge, She says, 'it looks so high' You know it's a... Long way down Feels...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 19

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    Tasty treat 4 any time of the day. :)
    Annodumbaknee Annodumbaknee 36-40, M Jul 19

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    AND BE HAPPY........ DONT MAKE UP STOLE MONEY FROM THE POT STORIES CUZ ME BIG BOYS WENT TOO SEE MY EATING MOVIES RESULTS......PERFECT LITTLE CUSTOMER
    whowhowho123 whowhowho123 51-55, F Jul 18

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    "Come Fly With Me"✈ Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away If you can use some exotic booze There's a bar in far Bombay Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away Come...
    cherry2015 cherry2015 36-40, F 7 Responses Jul 18

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    A simmering heat stifled the thick air and waves of shimmering mirage danced upon the lonely road. Trees and fields surrounded this lonely road. Shadows now grew long upon the...
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    It is a vice for me and weakness and don't know why. I love eyes and when it comes to color of it. I love bright ones as just can't help it. I can keep staring and write even...
    sensitiveguy36 sensitiveguy36 36-40, M Jul 14

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    It came on vacation... It wasn't where I wanted to go, but I went anyway... Flash back We were married in 2011 ....90 days after our wedding we were separated. An issue involving...
    GOATSDOROAM GOATSDOROAM 41-45, F Jul 13

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    People on the forums are just plain rude...nuff said. Like this one person who said my work was terrible. Ha! This loser? Trying to teach me about grace and humility? That’s...
    Monstermaster13 Monstermaster13 22-25, M Jul 12

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    I've had plenty of experiences with immature people on forums, in particular ones the Deviantart complaints forum - like this one user who called me out even though I did nothing...
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    1. Name? emma 2. Sex? female 3. Were you named after anyone? nope, i'm the original 4. Does your name mean anything? apparently it means 'universal' 5. Nick Names: emja, em...
    emjagrace emjagrace 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 11

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    Simply adore this song now but I'm imagining it will be so much more when I start falling in love again, almost makes me feel like I want to sometimes... Babe, there's something...
    RogueBarroness RogueBarroness 22-25, F 3 Responses Jul 6

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    LyricsNah nah, honey I'm goodI could have another but I probably shouldn'tI've got somebody at homeIt's been a long night here, and a long night thereAnd these long, long legs are...
    LadyGallivanter LadyGallivanter 70+, F 1 Response Jul 6

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    It was three o'clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards her, screaming. "Please come quickly...
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    Part 3 (Two weeks later) I think I should join my sports again.. My stomach is pudgier and I don't even know how much I weigh! I think joining them will be good for me.. But...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 5

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    i dont know if im selfish or what but i felt sad when i realized that the honeymoon period was over with my boyfriend..he told me he was comfortable with me like how he got used to...
    miumiux miumiux 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 5

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    LadyGallivanter LadyGallivanter 70+, F 2 Responses Jul 5

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    I know I might get some hate comments on this, but I feel as though I should say it for my own reasons. I just get kind of irritated when I see people from the 12-15 age group...
    PsychGirl94 PsychGirl94 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 4

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    I can cook,clean house,do laundry,raise children right.Make sweet love to a woman have her come back again and again for more.I don't drink,do drugs or give a crap about going out...
    AfanOfbigNaturals AfanOfbigNaturals 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 4

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    Lightofislam Lightofislam 22-25, M Jul 4

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    cut.cut..cut... Arms scream with the blood running from their freshly cut mouths... cut.cut..cut... "honey are you okay?" tears slide down your face while the door handle slightly...
    hollie2parker hollie2parker 13-15, F Jul 4

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    A friend sparked an enormous soul searching the other day when she asked me if I was a bug to be picked up and eaten? If you know me at all you'll realise how much pride I have in...
    Faerylight Faerylight 41-45, F 7 Responses Jul 3

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