I Am Not Impressed

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    Off to NEVER-NEVER Land

                                                         OKAY HERE, DRINK THIS CUP OF REALITY... ...now that you're sober, let me explain to you that I AM NOT IMPRESSED! This is not a rant or a jealous rage I'm in but simply a...
    HollowBravado HollowBravado
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Jun 24, 2013

    You don't have any idea

    who you're talking to online and you really need to learn the lesson that there are some things that bump in the night and some that are there that don't make any noise but make the bumping stop and I swear on your soon to be grave you do not want to **** with either one just...
    R3493r R3493r
    22-25, M
    Dec 29, 2013

    I'd Rather **** Your Car

    lmao i saw that on my friends profile and found it very humorous ... however im impressed by how much money people make , what they have or who they know ...  it dont mean anything to me.  i look for whats inside ... not popularity , material ,  thats very...
    starstruck2xtrme starstruck2xtrme
    26-30, F
    Aug 23, 2007

    I'd Rather **** Your Car

    lmao i saw that on my friends profile and found it very humorous ... however im impressed by how much money people make , what they have or who they know ...  it dont mean anything to me.  i look for whats inside ... not popularity , material ,  thats very...
    starstruck2xtrme starstruck2xtrme
    26-30, F
    Aug 23, 2007

    I'd Rather **** Your Car

    lmao i saw that on my friends profile and found it very humorous ... however im impressed by how much money people make , what they have or who they know ...  it dont mean anything to me.  i look for whats inside ... not popularity , material ,  thats very...
    starstruck2xtrme starstruck2xtrme
    26-30, F
    Aug 23, 2007

    I'd Rather **** Your Car

    lmao i saw that on my friends profile and found it very humorous ... however im impressed by how much money people make , what they have or who they know ...  it dont mean anything to me.  i look for whats inside ... not popularity , material ,  thats very...
    starstruck2xtrme starstruck2xtrme
    26-30, F
    1 Response Aug 23, 2007
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