I Am Not In the Least Bit Athletic

In high school, I tried out for the dance team for three straight years. I was cut every time. And, there were no major shocking klutz misadventures. I just wasn't good enough. Well, OK.
Now, I'm an accountant. I'm thinking about...

I am a farmer, and I love hiking. I can do farmwork or just walk for hours. I have been known to walk for 12 hours without a break. I'm fitter than all my friends my age. I've always been a good walker and had plenty of endurance...

Athleticism, and heck, even a liking for sports at all, is not necessary to succeed!

I have often been made fun of and ridiculed in P.E. for not being athletic, not being able to run fast, not being physically strong, not working out...

My idee o' a good sport be fishin'. Jus' sittin' thar on th' pier, talkin', drinkin' soda, catchin' th' occasional fish an' lettin' 't go. Now that be a fun sport!

I don't know what it was - dodgeball or kickball, or if there is a difference really - but the very first time I tried to play in elementary school, nobody bothered to teach me the rules and I took a ball to the face.
Then, when they...

This is so funny since I have spent much of my life as a soldier.  Now I love to swim but that is about it.  I hated everyday getting up early in the morning and having to go in and exercise with my unit.  We had to run...

I was totally inept at any sport I tried to do. It got so I would hide out from others, feign illness Just to not be involved in any sport.  I was so bad genetic girls were better than I would ever be. I played my own sport...

I am not in the least bit athletic. I have never been very good at sports, and usually if I do play them, I get hurt, because I'm a clumsy person. Me and sports just don't mix unless it's watching them. Playing them just isn't for me...

This tiring too easily business is really getting to me, so I'm looking to gradually start being a bit more active to start finding a bit more energy for all the things I do :)

I was born premiture, and had physical challenges, and this began my athletic demise. I couldn't walk straight till eye surgery when i was 6. I grew up getting picked on for it so i learn't to avoid physical sports and activity, and...

I hated gym class in high school. Hated it. I stank at every sport I tried. In badminton the "bird" (or whatever it's called) would come at me and I'd completely miss it with the racket. I've been hit with every kind of ball invented...

He says I should participate. Help out my team. But something I've learned over the years is...
I suck at anything to do with athletics. Sure, I can do ballet, but I can't catch a ball to save my life. Forget running, too...I have a...