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I Am Not Mrs Woo

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    Nor Am I - I am not witty, intelligent or good looking enough to be Mrs Woo
    aqua59 aqua59 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 2, 2009

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    I Too Am Not Woo - nor am I the new moo and I do not think moo is woo nor woo moo but woo is not new nor is the new moo moo the new moo is not woo and woo is not the new moo old...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 23 Responses Mar 2, 2009

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    She's Not Me...and I'm Not Her - I must go on record stating that I am NOT Mrs. Woo.  So many of you have asked me this question today that I feel I must state...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 27 Responses Mar 2, 2009

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    my fondest memories from childhood involved being in the woods and discovering all of it's secrets. the smell of the foliage on the ground rotting and turning back to earth sticks...
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    I really do not have any logical explanation for why I would like to live in a log cabin in the woods at all. But, the idea of it has appealed to me since I was a young child and...
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    Wow,, ******* hell,,,, just started listening to woody mcbrides hard dance tunes... He,s an american producer,,, but jesus his tunes are ******* banging,,,,,,, pills anyone??? yes...
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    wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! :3
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    I often take walks in our woods naked, sometimes I think some trespassers are hunting illegally and I wonder what would happen if I got caught in a trap left by them?
    noconcerns noconcerns 18-21, F 18 Responses Mar 26

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    one night me and my friend went in the woods (that was in his backyard) we went to the top of a hill so we could see the whole city, but we knew for sure that no one could see us...
    boynudist13 boynudist13 70+, M Mar 28

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    I love going for a run in wooded areas. Something about it is so soothing. All is the way it should be when you're running among nature. How amazing is this tree?
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    I kind of do actually. We live in a big ranch style post and beam house that my Dad built. Well he designed it and did lots of the work but a crew of carpenters put the big frame...
    KenzieluvsRupert KenzieluvsRupert 13-15, F Apr 7

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    I would love to live in a log cabin in the woods, with my children, and husband. Watch my children grow up, take part in crafts that I love, and music. Enjoy nature and wildlife...
    GreekGoddesz GreekGoddesz 36-40, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    ive been single for 3 years now im pretty well adjusted to this reality atleast i dont have to answer to anyone at the snap of finger where feeling hurt ha boowhoo you can...
    DragonflyStolen DragonflyStolen 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 3

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    This was several years ago in a Philippine theme park called "Enchanted Kingdom".
    alfredsvent alfredsvent 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 18

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    I was told to do my choirs I said my mother bend over boy wack
    cheekyboy6 cheekyboy6 13-15, M 1 Response Mar 19

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    There are certain people among us that share similar yet unique abilities and talents- and loves. One of these may be the love for nature, night time...or even hunting. I'm...
    FangsAndFurs13 FangsAndFurs13 18-21, F Mar 24

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    So, my absolute favorite place in the world is the log cabin my grandparents built in Mountain View, Arkansas. It's the place I feel most at peace, any problems I have seem to...
    hclay4316 hclay4316 18-21, M Mar 31

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    And when I die they can plant an oak tree over my body so I can keep an eye on the place. RIP (Check the lake for my boat. I'll be fishing!)
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    mrsecurity mrsecurity 51-55, M 5 Responses Apr 6

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    I awoke before the crew and took my berry picking bucket to the blackberry patch behind the cabin. I picked a quart of them and husted back to the cabin. I cleaned the berries and...
    Batboy69 Batboy69 56-60, M 6 days ago

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    I went to a forest just on the outskirts of Cape Town...I never knew there were such awesome beautiful sights here...I am use to the ocean, but the ocean is not as mesmerizing as a...
    barefootb barefootb 46-50 5 days ago

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    Crackling under the leaves pave each step, towards the depths of unknown... Like arms, they surround you , breathing you in.. The dark mysterious Forrest .
    tizzy1971 tizzy1971 41-45, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    This will be long... Not sure how to even start this, so i'll just dive right in. I don't have very good memories of my childhood, most of it is filled with abuse. I often tell...
    Krewlove Krewlove 22-25, M 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    I maybe a bit young but i want to know what it feels like to be in 70s, 80s and 90s (especially the music. Woot woot)
    NicoleDelaCruuz NicoleDelaCruuz 16-17, F 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    I was in class today. Trying to complete an assignment for a horrible typing class! anyway.. The bell rang The teacher was sitting next to me. I said "I would be done with this...
    KovusShame KovusShame 13-15, F 5 hrs ago

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    winterwind222 winterwind222 26-30, F 5 hrs ago

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    Mrs Franks... My teacher. Last Friday I came to her class. She said "I put you way in the back away from everyone" I thought... Well that's nice. But I dont really like you.. At...
    KovusShame KovusShame 13-15, F Mar 31

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    I was telling Mrs Brower that I am pretty sure I'm failing all my classes. She said I'm not. I told her well lets check. Your going to be disappointed. She still hasn't so I really...
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    I loved this while I was on the beach listening to Coldplay's "The Hardest Part" and reading Virginia Woolfe's "Mrs. Dalloway". SO GOOD.
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    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F Apr 6

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    Well things are degenerating. Hubby invited mrs l out with girls again on sat. I was angry that once again my girls weren't getting any alone time with him We ended up meeting to...
    Sunrise13 Sunrise13 31-35, F Apr 8

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    Stir it up; little darlin', stir it up. Come on, baby. Come on and stir it up: little darlin', stir it up. O-oh! It's been a long, long time, yeah! (stir it, stir it, stir it...
    thedude5600 thedude5600 36-40, M 14 hrs ago

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    rocketman84 rocketman84 26-30, M 13 hrs ago

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    I just want to scream out loud IN WOODS
    leena35 leena35 18-21, F 12 hrs ago

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    SweetNancy SweetNancy 22-25, F 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    wvtxpen wvtxpen 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 29

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    A jeweler was approached by his regular client, Mrs. Havers with a strange request. Mrs. Havers, who was divorced, asked the jeweler to make two earrings from her inscribed...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Apr 2

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    KovusShame KovusShame 13-15, F Apr 4

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    JEANNIE C. RILEY "Harper Valley P.T.A." I want to tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widowed wife Who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High Well...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F Apr 6

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    It was my wife that had the affairs, I was either out at sea in schools or after the service working twelve Hours a day seven days a week. She was out with other men while I was on...
    toughth toughth 56-60 8 Responses Mar 17

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    I had an idea for a story, so I went to the library for some books to study. I go to the library a lot, so I knew the place pretty well. As I walked in, I asked the desk lady, Mrs...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 20

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    by: Robert Louis Stevenson (1850-1894) The following story is reprinted from Fables. Robert Louis Stevenson. New York: Charles Scribner's Sons, 1914. So soon as the child began...
    neandertaler neandertaler 56-60, M Mar 21

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    I notice when I got into husbands Email he had a number of replies on I had an affair, he was writing about me but did not give the whole story. He did not say how he left on...
    isis55 isis55 56-60, F Mar 23

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    LIMP BIZKIT "Eat You Alive" Hey you Mrs I dont know what the **** your name is Im drawn to you somethings magnetic here If I could approach you or even get close to the scent...
    hallowedwillow hallowedwillow 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 25

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    Hello everyone. My Experience Project id came to because that is what I am. I am a libra and libra's are ruled by the goddess Venus, which is the goddess of love. I love helping...
    ruledbyvenus ruledbyvenus 51-55, F 4 Responses Mar 30

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    When I was a little kid I dreamt of having a Prince Charming who I can get married with but now that I am an adult, I am wishing and hoping to marry a lovely lady. Us both wearing...
    CastDownChloe CastDownChloe 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 6

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    I freakin' love Angelina Jolie. This woman is a complete badass. I love the way she helps out people all around the world and the way she brings such charisma to her films. She's...
    laubrown1 laubrown1 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 6