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I Am Not Mrs Woo

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    She's Not Me...and I'm Not Her

    I must go on record stating that I am NOT Mrs. Woo.  So many of you have asked me this question today that I feel I must state this now publicly.  I think whoever Mrs. Woo is that she is a kind and gentle soul and is harmless, but I am not her. ...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 27 Responses Mar 2, 2009

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    I Wish I Was

    That woman is freakin' hilarious!
    cyberkitty cyberkitty 18-21 4 Responses Mar 3, 2009

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    Nor Am I

    I am not witty, intelligent or good looking enough to be Mrs Woo
    aqua59 aqua59 56-60, M 1 Response Mar 2, 2009

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    I Too Am Not Woo

    nor am I the new moo and I do not think moo is woo nor woo moo but woo is not new nor is the new moo moo the new moo is not woo and woo is not the new moo old moo new moo new woo ah foo there is more than two I swear I just heard Ric Flair say woooooooooo now who is Mrs woo...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 22 Responses Mar 2, 2009

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