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I Am Not Mrs Woo

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    I Wish I Was

    That woman is freakin' hilarious!
    cyberkitty cyberkitty 18-21 4 Responses Mar 3, 2009

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    Nor Am I

    I am not witty, intelligent or good looking enough to be Mrs Woo
    aqua59 aqua59 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 2, 2009

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    She's Not Me...and I'm Not Her

    I must go on record stating that I am NOT Mrs. Woo.  So many of you have asked me this question today that I feel I must state this now publicly.  I think whoever Mrs. Woo is that she is a kind and gentle soul and is harmless, but I am not her. ...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 27 Responses Mar 2, 2009

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    I Too Am Not Woo

    nor am I the new moo and I do not think moo is woo nor woo moo but woo is not new nor is the new moo moo the new moo is not woo and woo is not the new moo old moo new moo new woo ah foo there is more than two I swear I just heard Ric Flair say woooooooooo now who is Mrs woo...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 23 Responses Mar 2, 2009

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    disastercupcake disastercupcake 26-30, F 4 Responses Feb 12

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    Runawaypeople12 Runawaypeople12 13-15, F Feb 22

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    I think it would be great if I could gust live free forever in the woods with the animals in nature.
    Runawaypeople12 Runawaypeople12 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 22

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    FurryFace FurryFace 56-60, M Feb 7

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    I always sleep in the nude and wake up with a nice hard one every morning. Some days, I am not due for work until late. I wake my wife slowly; she is always so soft and warm in the...
    niceskip niceskip 46-50, M 3 Responses Feb 11

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    jimz1000 jimz1000 41-45, M 1 Response Feb 15

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    NaturalinMS NaturalinMS 41-45, M 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    canuckrider canuckrider 46-50, F 2 days ago

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