Post
Experience Project iOS Android Apps | Download EP for your Mobile Device

I Am Not Mrs Woo

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 15 People

    I Wish I Was

    That woman is freakin' hilarious!
    cyberkitty cyberkitty 18-21 4 Responses Mar 3, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Too Am Not Woo

    nor am I the new moo and I do not think moo is woo nor woo moo but woo is not new nor is the new moo moo the new moo is not woo and woo is not the new moo old moo new moo new woo ah foo there is more than two I swear I just heard Ric Flair say woooooooooo now who is Mrs woo...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 22 Responses Mar 2, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Nor Am I

    I am not witty, intelligent or good looking enough to be Mrs Woo
    aqua59 aqua59 56-60, M 1 Response Mar 2, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    She's Not Me...and I'm Not Her

    I must go on record stating that I am NOT Mrs. Woo.  So many of you have asked me this question today that I feel I must state this now publicly.  I think whoever Mrs. Woo is that she is a kind and gentle soul and is harmless, but I am not her. ...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 27 Responses Mar 2, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Related Experiences

    I hate my mother,i know it's normal for children to hate their parents because they are holding them back from doing what they want,but that is not the only reason i hate my mother...
    emptybody emptybody 18-21, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I like walking, I cannot go far these days due to disability though. I like to walk in the country and best of all through a wood. My favourite though is to walk through a wood...
    Hircine Hircine 41-45, M 5 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have been married for 15 years, although my marriage has been a lengthy one it's been a tough thing to deal with. I always had a low self-esteem so I was fine not being woo'ed or...
    junejax2000 junejax2000 31-35, F 3 Responses 5 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I feel like everyone is shoving me in a hole, and even though they have a ladder right next to them they are only smugly holding out their hands. Have you ever had that feeling? I...
    httpkikiii20 httpkikiii20 16-17, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Usually the spankings my sister and I received were in private; although there was not much 'private' about them!! The pistol-like cracks of Mom's Hairbrush and the howling...
    sunnybunny2009 sunnybunny2009 46-50, M 4 Responses 9 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm trying to learn Prayer in C by Lilly Wood and the Pr*ck (that's a very...er..."tasteful" group name). Bucket List: Tongue Tied by Grouplove Santeria by Sublime Danger Zone by...
    brandonflowers brandonflowers 13-15, F 4 Responses 9 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    1. I love movies 2. I love Italian food 3. I'm protective of people I care about 4. I have broken my Jaw, Elbow and Ribs 5. I love cats 6. Im a soppy git 7. I suffer with Chronic...
    ReubyOneKenobi ReubyOneKenobi 36-40, M 10 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Terror on Extension 29 Thirty-Five - Eileen Duke When my turn finally came in the nurse's office, she insisted on taking my temperature and blood pressure before I could get to...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F 13 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    His energy changed, albeit slightly, this morning. As unhappy as he is with her, in their marriage, he felt sad about not seeing his son as much yesterday and won't see him until...
    UnrequitedControl UnrequitedControl 31-35, F 5 Responses 14 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Cruise ships are one of the priciest vehicles to roam the oceans. Some of the most elegant cruise ships are known to cost more than anything that has been made to float on water...
    safety2survey safety2survey 26-30, M 16 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I was walking in the woods, I know i was on some kinda quest. Then I seen a older looking African indian I new instantly thats who i was looking for so i quietly followed him...
    bunnydisaster77 bunnydisaster77 22-25, F 19 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I haven't been on here in SUCH A LONG TIME!!However I am very glad I am BACK!!This year my life has changed DRAMATICALLY! I am experiencing life more than EVER , I'm finally 21...
    BeautifulVenDisaster BeautifulVenDisaster 18-21, F 21 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Grab the offer at Mens Leather moncler Jacket Sale UK Make a handsome young man approaching you wearing an everyday woolen pullover and another one wearing a classic leather jacket...
    thomassabo112 thomassabo112 26-30, F 22 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I love going for walks down by the woods by me. When I get to the woods I ***** off and leave my clothes behind a tree and off I go. I always lose track of time and sometimes...
    manshep manshep 31-35, M 1 Response 1 day ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    LyricsNah nah, honey I'm goodI could have another but I probably shouldn'tI've got somebody at homeIt's been a long night here, and a long night thereAnd these long, long legs are...
    LadyGallivanter LadyGallivanter 41-45, F 1 Response 1 day ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I wanted to share a story here, about a lovely experience that involved flashing before got into the woods, removing all clothing in the woods then walking out across open fields...
    Oldmikeuk Oldmikeuk 51-55, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    When the giggles are not good! Like many young girls I was prone to fits of the giggles; only this particular one landed me in trouble. It happened in middle school. We had a...
    littlescamp littlescamp 41-45, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    When the giggles are not good! Like many young girls I was prone to fits of the giggles; only this particular one landed me in trouble. It happened in middle school. We had a...
    littlescamp littlescamp 41-45, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    There are some grassy paths through some young woods near where I live. They are very quiet much of the time and a lovely, safe place to explore without clothing. The weather...
    SoCerenity SoCerenity 41-45, M 3 Responses 3 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I've only just started to do this, the second time I did this. I left my cloths in the car and find a nice place to sit down on the floor, as I got up turn around and there was...
    mybuttcrack mybuttcrack 22-25, M 1 Response 4 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    When I was young I was in a street gang, boys and girls, and we used to go to a river in the woods outside our city and ***** off and get naked. We used to chase each other round...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Your Response

    Cancel
    It is my dream to someday live in a cabin in the woods.  I would be in heaven!
    00DesertRose 00DesertRose 36-40, F 6 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    LOL wasn't a horror movie named something like this experience??
    legzydawly legzydawly 18-21 4 Responses a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Everyday when I come home from school or something I will take my bow with me up to the woods and stay there for over an hour
    Blackwolf1217 Blackwolf1217 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I love the end of my day...The toil and the exhaustion of another 12 hour day just melts away on the drive home. Traffic is nowhere near as bad as Toronto but still pretty hectic...
    drfate drfate 31-35, F 7 Responses Jun 29

    Your Response

    Cancel
    On Saturday I went with my wife to collect the wood that I had cut up from the trees I cut down on my neighbours property.It was great just spending time out side with my wife. We...
    darrenswet darrenswet 36-40, M Jun 28

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My small house is in the woods on a small river. My own little piece of paradise. I love it.
    belliston belliston 41-45, M 6 Responses Jun 27

    Your Response

    Cancel
    this reminds me of what **** Proenneke did with himself. its hard work.
    am02041 am02041 31-35, M Jun 26

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I really don't know why, its perhaps because when i see this kind of scenery in pictures or movies i feel like connected with this view, looks so peaceful, with nature surrounding...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jun 26

    Your Response

    Cancel
    In the fast era of 21st century our lifestyle also has become fast, we work fast, live fast and drive fast than why spend more time unnecessarily in changing car oil when you can...
    mobil1express mobil1express 22-25, M Jun 25

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I want to do what the name of the group suggests but have doubts about my ability to survive in the wilderness. One question, will the cabin have electricity and internet? Need...
    spark16 spark16 26-30, M 2 Responses Jun 25

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I live in a cabin and have woodlands and it's my little piece of paradise. away from the fast pace
    goodwife37 goodwife37 31-35, F 7 Responses Jun 25

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I would be fishing every day.
    mrsrshaw mrsrshaw 46-50, F 7 Responses Jun 25

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I ventured to the New Forest yesterday. The air was warm and calm and i had decided on a walk I knew well, a quiet walk where hardly anyone goes. Being midweek I knew it would be...
    deleted deleted 26-30 30 Responses Jun 25

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have one & it's great for quiet relaxing getaway's
    BCRichWarBeast BCRichWarBeast 51-55, M Jun 24

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I love spending time in the woods. Shadows of the trees, singing birds, the smell of wet wood and fresh herby air make me feel alive again. Sometimes when I go for a walk alone I...
    OpenlyHonestly OpenlyHonestly 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 24

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I would like to be nude in the woods lol that would be so fun and I cab go skinny dipping
    Vswagger Vswagger 13-15, M 2 Responses Jun 24