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I Am Not Mrs Woo

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    Nor Am I

    I am not witty, intelligent or good looking enough to be Mrs Woo
    aqua59 aqua59 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 2, 2009

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    She's Not Me...and I'm Not Her

    I must go on record stating that I am NOT Mrs. Woo.  So many of you have asked me this question today that I feel I must state this now publicly.  I think whoever Mrs. Woo is that she is a kind and gentle soul and is harmless, but I am not her. ...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 27 Responses Mar 2, 2009

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    I Too Am Not Woo

    nor am I the new moo and I do not think moo is woo nor woo moo but woo is not new nor is the new moo moo the new moo is not woo and woo is not the new moo old moo new moo new woo ah foo there is more than two I swear I just heard Ric Flair say woooooooooo now who is Mrs woo...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 23 Responses Mar 2, 2009

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    I Wish I Was

    That woman is freakin' hilarious!
    cyberkitty cyberkitty 18-21 4 Responses Mar 3, 2009

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    I am a 13 year old white girl and yesterday I was wearing a dress, white pantyhose, and a blue jean jacket. I decided to take a walk by myself in the wooded area behind my house...
    imalostcause99 imalostcause99 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 17

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    I love it sooooo much. I'm always hiking and finding new spots in the woods for me to lay in and just forget about the world. It's my daily excercise cause I do it for hours and...
    lilly756 lilly756 16-17, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I've always wanted my own private cabin to just melt away with nature and chill with. It's just so peaceful in the woods.
    dev10251 dev10251 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 2

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    After being in the lumber business for 30 years you'd think I'd be tired of it. Nope that won't ever happen. The woods put me where I am now, retired and loving it!!
    WhyOwhynot WhyOwhynot 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 10

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    Two elderly women are at a Catskill restaurant. One of them says, "Boy, the food at this place is just terrible." The other one says, "Yeah I know. And such small portions." Woody...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M Mar 13

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    I would much rather be communing with nature than in the hurly burly of shopping malls. For starters I can be totally naked in the woods whereas in the shops I would be forced to...
    Brian1953 Brian1953 61-65, M 2 Responses Mar 17

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    Rode a Wooden Roller Coaster
    goodnites25 goodnites25 22-25, M 6 days ago

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    We finally had a reasonably dry day in the 60s. I took the opportunity to take a nude walk through part of my woods. Since the trees are not leafed-out yet, I expect that I was...
    HStoner HStoner 51-55, M 7 Responses 6 days ago

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    Being nude in the woods reminds me of when I was a young boy having my first sexual experience with an older boy. We were both naked having removed our swimming suits, the only...
    Chuck421942 Chuck421942 70+, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Mrsturtle18 Mrsturtle18 31-35, M Mar 6

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    I have done this many times and you feel so special as you walk naked in natural surroundings. I generally hide my clothes when I find a secluded spot and from there I walk for...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 28

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    I'm so hard this morning and it won't go away should I walk across my house and show everyone
    20kk12 20kk12 18-21, M 3 Responses Feb 28

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    Hiking in the mountains in Ashville North Carolina is beautiful. Natural waterfalls and crystal caves... I enjoy collecting the quarts crystals and using them for healing energy at...
    Egaip86 Egaip86 26-30, F Mar 1

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    My wife and I had a fun experience last summer. We rode the ATV down by a local river near our home. We could only ride to within a couple hundred yards of the river. We left...
    NaturalinMS NaturalinMS 41-45, M 5 Responses Mar 2

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    canuckrider canuckrider 41-45, F Mar 2

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    Well, it's no so much that I want to live there... It's that I have a specific memory of a log cabin. We ended up there somehow, alone, with a picnic basket filled with grapes...
    Some1umayNo Some1umayNo 46-50, M Mar 2

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    I am able to do this in selected areas of where I work. I would love to be able to roam the countryside - but again society has different ideas.
    Brian1953 Brian1953 61-65, M 3 Responses Mar 6

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    I have done that I ******** down to just my pink training bra nothing else
    subsissy1989 subsissy1989 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 6

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    the EP censorbot is hard at work - tried multiple versions of this story, all censored - so it's in the comments below - enjoy!
    billytex1 billytex1 61-65, M 1 Response Mar 6

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    story below - EP censors working hard these days -
    billytex1 billytex1 61-65, M 2 Responses Mar 6

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    Absolutely nothing is better than sweaters! In fact, last year was my "summer of sweaters"
    lillolipop lillolipop 18-21, F Mar 11

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    just have to be careful of splinters
    barney45 barney45 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 15

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    Ladies want to see a surprise message me
    frie933 frie933 22-25, M Mar 15

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    I love being nude in the great outdoors the sun and the breeze on my skin just feel so free its a great feeling and spend most summer days naked in the country side .
    nakednudist nakednudist 46-50, M 1 Response Mar 16

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    Relaxation for me. Get out away from everything and take iff everything. Free!!!!
    Jrailroad Jrailroad 36-40, M Mar 19

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    I grew up in the foothills of the Appalachian Mountains. I love hearing the water tinkling over the old creek rocks, the smell of the rhododendron, and the sound of the breeze...
    CheekyBombshell CheekyBombshell 26-30, F 6 days ago

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    Me and my friend Jack were visiting our friend Lucy in the Lake District where her family own a field. It is quite big and they keep a couple of horses and some sheep, and we...
    Bartimaues Bartimaues 18-21, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I could watch the movie - The Hours, over and over. Weird?? Oh, Mrs. Dalloway... Always giving parties to cover the silence!!!!!
    meowmix29 meowmix29 22-25, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    As most of you gurls know I worked in my younger years as a shampoogirl in Miss Judy's beauty parlour. A job I loved and miss very much. Well to start this story on most Saturdays...
    shampoogirl2 shampoogirl2 41-45, T 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    My mom normally spanked me and my siblings in the privacy of her bedroom. But some of my friends were not so lucky. Mrs. Schneider, the mom of my best friend Gaby, thought that...
    Germanmom Germanmom 51-55, F 6 Responses Mar 9

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    Part3 by ForceTied18 Slowly I turned to face her. Actually, that wasn't entirely true. I was so ashamed and scared that I choose to stare down at the ground instead. Suddenly a...
    ForcedTied18 ForcedTied18 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 11

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    Part 2 by ForcedTied18 I kept my face turned away from Mrs. Jennings. At the moment, I was dressed in a black skirt and frilly white blouse. The dark nylons belonged to Nancy, but...
    ForcedTied18 ForcedTied18 18-21, M Mar 11

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    Hi, today when my English teacher suddenly decided that he wanted to collect in the work books for marking, I faced a really big challenge. In my book I had wrote on a page the...
    taytay1401 taytay1401 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 13

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    He stood transfixed as he saw more of the smooth skin appear under my skirt. The ladder wobbled as I leaned further for a book on the top shelf. He never stopped imagining touching...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 15

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    A lot of providers from many industries depend on travel systems of maxon motor for their mission-vital purposes. Our drive techniques can be found wherever precision and...
    Andrew0369nbp8 Andrew0369nbp8 31-35, M 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    The sky is dark and hazy...the rain comes falling down . As my teardrops hit my pillow, they slowly sink and drown. The lightening streaks the sky...casting shadows from above, the...
    xXSuicideSarahXx xXSuicideSarahXx 13-15, F 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    Woow so I'm here everyone. Hello so basically ....im going to keep rooming till I get the jiff of things sooooo.... Message me if you wanna its kinda late where I am though. I'm...
    MyMindHurts01 MyMindHurts01 13-15, F 8 hrs ago

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    Totally it's so cozy why the heck not and I also stay in my room all day woot to Netflix and the interwebs I never leave my room
    DevinaLockwood DevinaLockwood 16-17, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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