I Am Not On Magic Mushrooms Honest

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    That might explain why I see Smurfs but alas no, not on them at this time
    dasmuggler dasmuggler
    36-40, M
    8 Responses Feb 7, 2009

    I Am Not Talking to Myself, Or Am I?

    One of my best EP friends just deleted her profile... now when I look at my old stories, it seems like I'm on something (probably on magic mushrooms) because I'm talking to myself, and making weird changes of subjects out of nowhere! Well, it's not like I wasn't weird before...
    Fennella Fennella
    31-35, F
    8 Responses May 15, 2008

    I Make Them Wonder

    I get asked a lot of the time, "What are you on?"  Proceeded by "Whatever it is, I want some!"  I also get asked, "How can you be so damn happy?"  I just smile and say, "I am on crack - *** crack when I sit down!"  Or...
    Valentine Valentine
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Nov 20, 2007

    I Am Not On Magic Mushrooms...

     ...But for some reason, I've grown spontaneously large in height and gained an extra life...
    zeligocity zeligocity
    22-25, M
    16 Responses Sep 13, 2008


    people ask me, probably daily, "are you high?" the answer is (99% of the time) "no." but apparently i seem like i am. c'est la vie.
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    8 Responses Oct 31, 2007


    I could not possibly be on magic mushrooms because I am severely allergic to mushrooms. I hardly ever drink or smoke cannabis, I am naturally high on life at times and people just don't seem to understand that. Go figure.
    Bubbles48509 Bubbles48509
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jan 27, 2013

    I Don't Do Drugs

    I don't do drugs but some people think I do because sometimes I act a little weird or wear strange clothes. People at work think I'm strange, but they love me for it, because I make them laugh. We do the most repeatative jobs and you just have to make it fun. Like the other day...
    PurpleUmbrella PurpleUmbrella
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Nov 12, 2007
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