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I Am Not Only A Proud Buyer, But A Spokesperson For Astroglide

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support

    Just A Thought:

    Hey Astroglide, have you guys ever wonderred about adding a scent?!  That could only add to the experience-ooooooh a money maker!  I know I would love this-remember where you got the idea from and send me a case as pay!
    myephaunts myephaunts
    70+
    2 Responses Feb 22, 2011

    Emergency Request To The Lube Factory: Pat Deux

    I gotta tell you guys how cool this lube place is!  I called them and let them know of mah dire situation and they came to mah beckoned call.  They only send one sample normally, but I got flooded with a big ol' sample pack with four different types of lube!  I contacted about...
    myephaunts myephaunts
    70+
    Oct 19, 2011

    Emergency Request To The Lube Factory

    URGENT: OUT OF LUBE, MONEY, AND SEX. I AM PLEADING WITH YOU TO SEND ME A LIFETIME SUPPLY TO SQUELCH THIS BOY'S NAKED THOUGHTS. PLEASE LET THIS BOY BOOGIE WOOGIE WITH SOME GREASE PLEASE . I AM THE NUMBER ONE CONTRIBUTOR OF YOUR PRODUCT AND MOST LOYAL-LIKE A DOG. PLEASE HURRY...
    myephaunts myephaunts
    70+
    2 Responses Feb 3, 2011

    Vagina In A Bottle:

    There is no better to way express your DNA-new sloganhehehehehehe!
    myephaunts myephaunts
    70+
    3 Responses Jan 24, 2011
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