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I Am Not Perfect

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    Dear Santa, I've been good all year.

    Okay, most of the time. Well, once in a while. Oh, never mind, I'll buy my own stuff. :)
    RM629 RM629 22-25, M 7 Responses Dec 6, 2015

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    Pretywoman Pretywoman 36-40, F 23 Responses Oct 1, 2014

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    I just can't sleep. Can someone plz bring me

    some warm milk, a couple of melatonin pills, and the "Friends" complete series collection?? FML!
    bigunsatx bigunsatx 36-40, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I still remember 2015,

    like it was yesterday
    bigunsatx bigunsatx 36-40, M 8 Responses Jan 1

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    I am not perfect. Oh.

    .. how I wish I was. I am good at pouting. I can get pout to every little thing. Perhaps it is because I am a super sensitive person. (I seeyself as a baby even lol). The funny thing about me when I get pout is..I always say it out lound to declare that I am now pouting...
    Swanlake78 Swanlake78 36-40, F 25 Responses Jun 23, 2015

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    True story: My GF and I were walking across a

    parking lot and we came across a large commercial truck that advertised "expert hail damage repair". I turned to my GF and said, "Hey hunny, maybe we can get them to look at your thighs and ***!!" I slept on the couch the rest of the weekend.
    bigunsatx bigunsatx 36-40, M 16 Responses 5 days ago

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    Either I've lost a bunch of weight,

    or my pickle has gotten bigger. Either way, I'm down with it!
    bigunsatx bigunsatx 36-40, M 6 Responses Jan 25

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    As I paid for my purchase at the liquor store

    last night, the cashier said, "Bye, see you tomorrow!" I'm both proud of that as well as concerned of that comment
    bigunsatx bigunsatx 36-40, M 14 Responses Jan 21

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    I'm usually always the one helping people.

    And honestly now I just need help.
    Arielleeh23 Arielleeh23 18-21, F 9 Responses Feb 15, 2015

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    Yes, I once tried to order a Whopper at Wendy's.

    Even worse, it took me about 20 seconds to realize what they meant when they said "we don't have any Whoppers."
    BellaLocura BellaLocura 41-45, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Making mistakes is better

    than faking perfections.
    ImAlivingParadox ImAlivingParadox 22-25, F 5 Responses Apr 17, 2015

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    I Am Not Perfect; after all I am only human.

    ..Don't we all make mistakes? Or is it just me? Nothing I do is ever good enough for him; there is always something wrong in everything I do or say. The harder it try; the worse it seems to get.
    ImNotTelling33 ImNotTelling33 41-45, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Some days when I feel tired

    and unhappy, I find myself snapping at everyone. I hate myself and regret it every time. And it makes me grateful for the people who would put up with me. It makes me wonder if the people who are angry all the time are in fact tired and unhappy with their lives.
    sophiebelle27 sophiebelle27 26-30, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    I'm determined to keep growing

    as a person. You can be there, you can help me, you can live it up with me. But I won't let you deter me.
    deleted deleted 26-30 11 Responses Apr 2, 2015

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    I'm about ready to cut my nose off.

    .. Stupid allergies... Ugh!
    deleted deleted 26-30 18 Responses Oct 26, 2015

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    What do you do when you start questioning your

    religion? I've been Christian all of my life and I know in my heart that God does exist but sometimes I just don't understand what kind of God allows the travesty that the world goes through. What kind of God allows a child to be hurt by her own family members. I hate going to...
    BeautifullyAmiss BeautifullyAmiss 18-21, F 33 Responses Jun 30, 2014

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    The steaming hot shower (or bath) you just took

    was both relaxing and refreshing. You step out of the tub and pat yourself dry with a fresh, fluffy towel. Your skin is clean, supple, and smells amazing. You relish the moment and are totally relaxed. Then, in sheet horror, your lower leg brushes up against the icy-cold rim of...
    bigunsatx bigunsatx 36-40, M 4 Responses Jan 27

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    I'm thankful for all the wonderful people in my

    life; friends, family, colleagues. We're all so busy all the time, but we must make more time for each other. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
    bigunsatx bigunsatx 36-40, M 10 Responses Nov 26, 2015

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    Have you seen the Muffin Man?

    That fat ******* stole my wallet!!
    bigunsatx bigunsatx 36-40, M 4 Responses Jan 26

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    bigunsatx bigunsatx 36-40, M 9 Responses Dec 6, 2015

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    As a matter of fact I'm far from perfect

    if someone tells me to go in the out door I will do the opposite. Lately I seem to do things the opposite of what I'm supposed to do I think I might be regressing lol
    Brittttirb Brittttirb 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    Why do guys go the the perky blondes then the

    real chicks... Seriously everyone is beautiful in their own way and if you don't think that then "BOY BYE!"
    hanabluesnow hanabluesnow 13-15, F 26 Responses Sep 6, 2014

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    I'm getting tired of people telling me

    that someone is basically worthless unless they go to college or something. What if I don't want to go to college? Life is full of endless possibilities, you get to pick who you are, and maybe I don't want to be a doctor or anything? Some of the best people of history didn't...
    deleted deleted 26-30 18 Responses Apr 23, 2015

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    http://dancetillweresick.

    tumblr.com/post/138413121199/phobias-it-makes-me-so-happy-that-strangers
    JustBipolarMe JustBipolarMe 46-50, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    happiness doesn't fix our scars.

    . smiling doesn't fix anything it makes everything worse
    GodlessWorld GodlessWorld 22-25, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    It's Friday night, babyyyyy!

    !!! Who's ready to pa.......Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    bigunsatx bigunsatx 36-40, M 10 Responses Jan 15

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    It's always humiliating to be forced to do

    something you don't want to
    Brittttirb Brittttirb 18-21, F 6 Responses 3 days ago

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    bigunsatx bigunsatx 36-40, M 9 Responses Jan 25

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    She asked if I would please stop staring at her.

    I said, "Look lady, don't flatter yourself! Now turn back around and sit still...I'll be done in a couple of minutes!"
    bigunsatx bigunsatx 36-40, M 5 Responses Jan 26

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    bigunsatx bigunsatx 36-40, M 8 Responses 3 days ago

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    I'm not the perfect girl

    but I'm the perfect me.
    itsmerachelle itsmerachelle 18-21, F 22 Responses Dec 19, 2014

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    Pro-Tip: Never skimp on cheap toilet paper.

    Spend a little more and buy the good stuff...lest you accidentally finger yourself right in the pooper
    bigunsatx bigunsatx 36-40, M 3 Responses Jan 27

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    JC Penney's return policy is a sham!

    ! It says you have 30 days to return...well I only wore those underwear for 29 days, dammit! I even avoided washing them, so to ensure they didn't shrink or show signs of wear! FML
    bigunsatx bigunsatx 36-40, M 8 Responses 3 days ago

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    Sometimes I wonder why would they ever keep on

    talking to a guy like me on this site.
    TheTofuMaster TheTofuMaster 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 28

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    Those nights, moments,

    when everything seems to come to an end again. There's no escape. On the event horizon of life. It's a thin line. The pressure is excruciating. Hope is lost. I don't want this, no one does. You can't even complain. There's no room or time for that. Who really listens anyway...
    mariuspanazan mariuspanazan 26-30, M 3 Responses a week ago

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    And I am far from being immaculate.

    I like myself the way I am. I like my nonexistent breasts, stretch marks, eyebags, big lips, big feet, you name it. But there are times when the world would shoot an arrow straight to my confidence and it pulls me down. I despise the standards that the society raises. Ladies and...
    zrylism zrylism 18-21, F 18 Responses Sep 2, 2015

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    Perfection bores me. I embrace my flaws,

    my dark side, my horns. I am a man of both good and bad, of light and shadow, of hard and soft. But perfect? Never.
    ThePhilogynist ThePhilogynist 41-45, M 17 Responses Nov 12, 2014

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    Bacterial plaque.. Infected words.

    . Tell me.. Do they die.. In your mouth.. Just before you spit them out.. At me..
    Kardia Kardia 36-40 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I'm so tired of my mother not accepting me

    for who I am and who I've become. I gain a little weight, she tells me to lose it, or "are your pants getting tight?". I'm tired of her judging how I live my life. I DO NOT DRINK. I have chosen that path and I do not see any problem with it. This world, or should I say country...
    KrisMiss KrisMiss 22-25, F 36 Responses Feb 16, 2014

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    Have you ever just wanted to forget some things,

    when the pain is just too much?
    MyGuardianAngel MyGuardianAngel 22-25, F 7 Responses Oct 30, 2014

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    missnerdyswagger missnerdyswagger 22-25, F 94 Responses Mar 3, 2015

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    I'm not perfect but hay

    either are you XD
    AnOtHaJaZzYDrEaMeR AnOtHaJaZzYDrEaMeR 22-25, F 17 Responses Sep 2, 2014

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    I just want to express how much I enjoy all

    (most) of your company. So many of you make me very happy and help carry me through the rough days. I turn to you, and I'm rarely let down. Thanks and have a fantastic weekend!!
    biggunsatx biggunsatx 41-45, M 11 Responses May 29, 2015

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    I may not be someone's first choice,

    but I'm a great choice. I may not be rich, but I'm valuable. I don't pretend to be someone I'm not, because I'm good at being me. I might not be proud of some of the things I've done in the past, but I'm proud of who I am today. I may not be perfect, but I don't need to be...
    XxHeyyTherexX XxHeyyTherexX 13-15, F 6 Responses Jan 25, 2015

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    They say God helps those

    that help themselves. So I think I'll go ahead and help myself to this delicious birthday cake someone brought to the office. Who TF is this "Brady" character anyway...?
    bigunsatx bigunsatx 36-40, M 8 Responses Dec 3, 2015

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