I Am Not The Pope

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    Yes... I know this will come

    as quite a surprise to my friends on here. Nope, I am NOT the pope.
    Twinkletoejam Twinkletoejam
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Jul 16, 2015

    Pope, Graham, and Roberts The Pope,

    Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over the Pacific Ocean. They all died and went to heaven together. "Oh, this is terrible," exclaims St. Peter, "I know you guys think we summoned you here, but this is just one of those coincidences that happen...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Apr 13, 2014

    Nope

    i am not the pope . i am not even catholic . i am methodist christian
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 2, 2010

    No...

    ....I am not the pope. If I was, all the people that messed around with children would get the **** beat out of them.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 11, 2010

    I Plan Not To Be The Pope.

    I plan not to be the pope.
    nougatsmeden nougatsmeden
    26-30, M
    Nov 21, 2011
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