I Am Not the Sharpest Tool In the Shed

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    Because Hammers Aren't Sharp

    Sorry EP can't have my stories
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 25, 2011

    Nuh Uh

    I consider myself to be above average in intelligence, but sometimes I am the most stupid person I know.  I make some really unintelligent mistakes.  To be a smart person i am not always the sharpest tool in the shed, the brightest crayon in the box,  or the...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    4 Responses Mar 29, 2009

    Dull Blade

    Do you ever have those days where you feel like your brain is in neutral and you can't get it in gear? Like when you can't believe what you just did. Those " i can't be this stupid, can i ", kind of days. Well, i have many "dumb days" but somehow manage to...
    Goodguy09 Goodguy09
    61-65, M
    Mar 29, 2009

    Not All The Time Anyway.

    My inexplicable confusions seem to keep me in check on that one. There are some occasions where I'll put down an object, ten seconds later I'll go to retrieve the object and I will have completely forgotten where I put it, it's horrible. Most of the time when I find the object...
    Explodey Explodey
    22-25, M
    Apr 8, 2010
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