A lot of the time actually
I'm bored and lonely, so fire away, hold nothing back =^.^=
In my case, it consists of her greeting me at the door naked after I've come home from work, especially during the summer.
It obviously doesn't fix a leaking water hose :/. I saw that once and I'm like WHAT THE ****!! I just fixed you yesterday and this is how you repay me you ungrateful water hose! I...