I Am On the Internet Way to Much

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    Way Too Much

    A jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. 'You are employed' he said.  Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as the date...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Jul 15, 2009

    So I take off my new wig off right?

    I think my hair looks funny so I walk out of my room to share with my family. Here's what happens. Me: *walks out of room and sits on couch* Tj: What the **** is up with your hair? Me: oh, it's just from the wig. Tj: you look ******* weird. Me:*starts to explain why my hair...
    erenisatitan erenisatitan
    16-17
    Sep 30, 2015

    $6 Investment Fortune

    THIS THING REALLY DO WORKS!! EVERYONE PLEASE TAKE A FEW MINUTES AND READ THIS. Currently happy and profiting GREATLY from it. MAKE $250,000 IN WEEKS - AS SEEN ON OPRAH & 20/20 **Proven by various, highly-respected U.S. TV and Radio programs as being 100% legal, feasible...
    Pjay99 Pjay99
    31-35, M
    Apr 8, 2013

    The Advent of Proxy Interaction

    No one can deny the momentous changes that the Internet has made to society. It's created a new way of social interaction. Instantaneous Interaction through Proxy. Never before has it been easier to be connected with people from across the globe. We can share ideas, videos, blogs...
    Dereknl Dereknl
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Sep 14, 2008

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