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I Am One Of The Children Of The Unseen Loving Tyrant

All things good. We will give you something good to do. 17 People

    As Long As The Holy Water Turns To Wine

    .........and I'm not into loaves and fishes, but I do love chips and guacamole.
    StarliteRose StarliteRose 26-30, F 17 Responses Nov 15, 2010

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    Member Number 2

    This makes me her right hand man >:)
    inexperienced inexperienced 22-25, M 21 Responses Nov 14, 2010

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    New Beginnings

    The Unseen is the ultimate good. Nothing is better. All good things are from him and if you are his child then you will share his good things. The cult of the Poo Flingahs will try to convince you otherwise. Beware of wolves in leopard's clothing.
    Allergic Allergic 22-25, F 10 Responses Nov 14, 2010

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    Needed Changes

    OK, so I've been worshiping here for about a week and I see some things that I think could be improved. 1. There is no ******** pole in the fellowship hall. How are we to relax and enjoy each others company with no ******** pole? 2. Slot machines in the vestibule. I am tired of...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Mar 22, 2011

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    Other Cults?

    Am I allowed to still remain here if I join anther cult? Should we merge them? Kinda sad to see my stories with a big DELETED avi by them. Time to move on? *wipes dust from the ******** poles* We should have revival!!!! Who's with me?!?!
    awhitedot awhitedot 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 19, 2013

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    Jobs

    Batzy-Front man Blu- mastermind Allergy- Leader Inex- doughnuts Dipity- Recruiter Mizz- minor enemy #1 AlwaysLovely- Receptionist/ Inex controller All you others need to be on EP a little more so I can analyze your skills.
    Allergic Allergic 22-25, F 31 Responses Nov 14, 2010

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    *confused*

    Why is my avi the groups pic??? Alright, lets take ovah!
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 12 Responses Nov 14, 2010

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    Our First Sacred Hymn

    And everyone gets Cake! The real name of the song is "Comfort Eagle," by the way...    
    JenniferSometimes JenniferSometimes 51-55, M 61 Responses Mar 7, 2011

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    Pathetic

    I show up for some naughty time in the confessional and what do I find? Not enough people playing the slot machines to make our weekly budget. What do you people think? That the true word will be spread to the dying masses even if I decide not to gamble at church? This type...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Mar 30, 2011

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    Persistent Prophet

    Having failed in my first attempt to achieve the exalted status of messiah, a new opportunity has arisen to take my holy message to the unwashed masses, and so I propose as the first order of business to adopt as Chapter One of our scriptures the divine tenets of Blusharkism. Not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 31 Responses Nov 15, 2010

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    New Phase

    We are at a new level of faith here. The Unseen has declared that the circus is no longer the place for us. Now we are to be the owners of a six flags. That is what the great prophet Dr. No has made known to us.
    Allergic Allergic 22-25, F 11 Responses Jan 26, 2011

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    Ahem...... Just A Little Sumtin Sumtin.....

    amma getting confused between worshipping coisty73 and punkin24 and The Unseen Loving Tyrant (henceforth to be known as TULT)right.....   my suggested improvements.....Vodka and popcorn for the communion.... oh, and ciggies, 'this is my body, burnt up for yewwww'Disposable paper...
    CharlieUniform CharlieUniform 31-35, F 10 Responses Mar 27, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    when I was 17 I was diagnosed with Lymphoma and underwent chemo and radiation. The final result was I lost the ability of having children. I discovered that having a child is...
    greeneyedgirl12 greeneyedgirl12 22-25, F 3 Responses Aug 12

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    Underbite – This is the inverse from the overbite; the reduce tooth undertaking further more than, or absolutely address, the higher enamel. Finally, jaw pain and TMJ can...
    Jonah7 Jonah7 31-35, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    I love all of my six children and soon to be born a seventh child very much. Each and every day I personally hug, kiss, and tell them that I love them so much. They are use to...
    tammylynne tammylynne 41-45, F 3 Responses Aug 10

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    Extremely attractive and a glorious site. As they hold their childs hand and walk down the street. Or push them gently on the swing at park. Or have their child sit on their lap...
    angie0222 angie0222 41-45, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    />I have always had a keen eyefor all things of uniqueness and intrigue,finding beauty and artin the most mundane of things.People are beautiful too,If only they could relax and...
    SShawnO SShawnO 41-45, M Aug 1

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    People have asked me since I'm close to 30 if I want kids. I tell them I need the husband first, then I can think about having kids. And I pray that it's a marriage that will last...
    easynuh easynuh 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 1

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    I love kids have 54 first cousins and 23 second cousins I'm always surrounded by kids and I want one for myself, but I want a special someone to share it with a loving husband that...
    ladyyukihime ladyyukihime 18-21, F Aug 4

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    I am not here to play games on you and make you wonder who i am impersonating or who else so like me i could be that person too. Whatever so this other person is like me, so think...
    violet1698 violet1698 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 10

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    i am so, so, so sick of seeing all these insipid videos of literally every child in the world online. first of all, you don't deserve to be congratulated because you managed to...
    disgustingbrat disgustingbrat 36-40, F 5 Responses Aug 1

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    I hate child worshippers. Those deluded souls who believe children and paragons of purity, kindness, and everything good about the human race. That laughable idea is quickly...
    MidsouthGuy MidsouthGuy 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 1

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    Three Unbelievably Simple Parenting Ideas That Work 1. Children need a minimum of eight touches during a day to feel connected to a parent. If they’re going through a...
    Aryg Aryg 36-40, F 4 Responses Aug 4

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    Although it's styled as a children's book it speaks to both children and adult in different ways. From Le Petit Prince: --------------------- It was then that the fox appeared...
    Krist0f Krist0f 41-45, M 1 Response a week ago

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    I have been contemplating for quite some time, if I’m going to tell you things I should have told you. I’m thinking if I told you will I hurt you? If I told you will it helps...
    VoiceLessMe VoiceLessMe 26-30, F 5 days ago

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    I am a 25 year old single mother of 3 children under the age of 7. I have a low paying part time job (the first one i've been able to find in 3 years) and my own vehicle. We lost...
    KayCoffie25 KayCoffie25 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 28

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    I don't know either i'm loving him or not, although I'm doing everything to please him and let him love me, I never was that nice with anyone as much as I do with him, he is not...
    Fireywavee Fireywavee 26-30, F Aug 5

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    Everytime I try to imagine my life with children I can only see how tying myself down would severely impede my educational and career goals. I would also have to marry(children out...
    Hoshanna Hoshanna 18-21, F Aug 6

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    4.5 yrs ago my husband of 12 yrs left me and our 3 kids for another woman. It was New Yrs and as I sat at home with our then 6 yr old daughter and 9 mo. Old twin boys I received a...
    strongerbytheday strongerbytheday 36-40, F 2 days ago

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    We come here for social interaction , To talk with people we have things in common with, I have nothing in common with children, I look at the feed on my page and it is...
    Poseybloom Poseybloom 41-45, F 9 Responses Jul 26

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    Someone told me I wasn't a very loving person the other day. It confused the bees outta me because I've always perceived myself as an incredibly warm, affectionate person. I always...
    schemily03 schemily03 18-21, F Jul 26

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    After providing five years of great service my custom desktop with windows XP finally gave out. I ended up buying a new Dell with windows 8.1 preinstalled. At first I was...
    Jonathon11 Jonathon11 41-45, M Jul 29

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    No it is NOT because I have anything against Children , we all were one at some point Its more basic : 1. Most relationships never are stable or long lasting , so I never...
    TsavoHunter TsavoHunter 36-40, M Jul 30

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    At Kavanagh Lawyers, we realise that handful of, if any matters in everyday life tend to be more crucial that you you, than Your kids. We also recognize that right after separation...
    Peternhj Peternhj 31-35, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    As the number of students enrolled in higher education around the world is forecast to be more than double by 2025,campus security has gained more attention and even higher budget...
    lsvision8201 lsvision8201 26-30, M 3 days ago

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    Specifically people who hate literally all children. Not just disliking individual children. I hear them say things like "I hate kids" and if when I ask what they mean by that...
    SilverRainHalo SilverRainHalo 22-25 Jul 23

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    I have three children and gave up a career of teaching to stay at home with them. I did all the things a parent wants to do- I read to them, played with them, encouraged them, was...
    Hateisexhausting1 Hateisexhausting1 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 3

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    There is a children's summer camp I volunteered at for a week to put down as a reference for a school program. It was one of those fundamentalist Christian ones. They have kids...
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M 12 Responses Aug 7

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    It's common for people to say they do what they do because it's how their parents did, it's a cycle. I think cycles are to be broken. I grew up in a house where my parent never...
    didyouseethat didyouseethat 41-45, F 1 Response Aug 11

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    Aryg Aryg 36-40, F 5 Responses Aug 14

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    I think it is necessary for children to grow up knowing boundaries. When they enter the adult world, they will be more prepared for the realites. I do not like to see children...
    bordergirl91 bordergirl91 36-40, F 5 Responses 4 days ago

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    Yep .. Got Asked for my cat pic I said No ! So I got blocked And loving it
    veenuss veenuss 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 27

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    Most girls seem so excited about having children and think it's so cute but I really don't want children.
    Rayquaza76x Rayquaza76x 16-17, F Jul 27

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    I am the luckiest woman to have found this dear friend of mine, we can talk about anything, we put the world to rights, we care, we share, they are my beacon of energy and I can...
    saxappeal saxappeal 46-50, F 3 Responses Jul 28

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    If we are together don't expect me stop loving you future bae!
    AlanNick1 AlanNick1 13-15, M 2 Responses Aug 2

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    I love children omg they're so adorable! I get to be a teacher at my school too ^.^ so excited! I'm just upset that I have to buy my own children :c
    thesassiestamerican thesassiestamerican 13-15, M Aug 3

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    I believe parents set the examples for their children to live by. Their children will be impacted by whatever examples the parents set.
    PeaceBatman PeaceBatman 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 4

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    I don't want to potty train my children that is if I ever have children because I want them to like diapers like me:
    wmc1244 wmc1244 16-17, M Aug 4

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