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I Am One Of The Children Of The Unseen Loving Tyrant

All things good. We will give you something good to do. 17 People

    Pathetic

    I show up for some naughty time in the confessional and what do I find? Not enough people playing the slot machines to make our weekly budget. What do you people think? That the true word will be spread to the dying masses even if I decide not to gamble at church? This type...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Mar 30, 2011

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    Our First Sacred Hymn

    And everyone gets Cake! The real name of the song is "Comfort Eagle," by the way...    
    JenniferSometimes JenniferSometimes 51-55, M 61 Responses Mar 7, 2011

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    Other Cults?

    Am I allowed to still remain here if I join anther cult? Should we merge them? Kinda sad to see my stories with a big DELETED avi by them. Time to move on? *wipes dust from the ******** poles* We should have revival!!!! Who's with me?!?!
    awhitedot awhitedot 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 19, 2013

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    As Long As The Holy Water Turns To Wine

    .........and I'm not into loaves and fishes, but I do love chips and guacamole.
    StarliteRose StarliteRose 26-30, F 17 Responses Nov 15, 2010

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    Needed Changes

    OK, so I've been worshiping here for about a week and I see some things that I think could be improved. 1. There is no ******** pole in the fellowship hall. How are we to relax and enjoy each others company with no ******** pole? 2. Slot machines in the vestibule. I am tired of...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Mar 22, 2011

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    New Phase

    We are at a new level of faith here. The Unseen has declared that the circus is no longer the place for us. Now we are to be the owners of a six flags. That is what the great prophet Dr. No has made known to us.
    Allergic Allergic 22-25, F 11 Responses Jan 26, 2011

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    New Beginnings

    The Unseen is the ultimate good. Nothing is better. All good things are from him and if you are his child then you will share his good things. The cult of the Poo Flingahs will try to convince you otherwise. Beware of wolves in leopard's clothing.
    Allergic Allergic 22-25, F 10 Responses Nov 14, 2010

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    Member Number 2

    This makes me her right hand man >:)
    inexperienced inexperienced 22-25, M 21 Responses Nov 14, 2010

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    Persistent Prophet

    Having failed in my first attempt to achieve the exalted status of messiah, a new opportunity has arisen to take my holy message to the unwashed masses, and so I propose as the first order of business to adopt as Chapter One of our scriptures the divine tenets of Blusharkism. Not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 31 Responses Nov 15, 2010

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    Jobs

    Batzy-Front man Blu- mastermind Allergy- Leader Inex- doughnuts Dipity- Recruiter Mizz- minor enemy #1 AlwaysLovely- Receptionist/ Inex controller All you others need to be on EP a little more so I can analyze your skills.
    Allergic Allergic 22-25, F 31 Responses Nov 14, 2010

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    *confused*

    Why is my avi the groups pic??? Alright, lets take ovah!
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 12 Responses Nov 14, 2010

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    Ahem...... Just A Little Sumtin Sumtin.....

    amma getting confused between worshipping coisty73 and punkin24 and The Unseen Loving Tyrant (henceforth to be known as TULT)right.....   my suggested improvements.....Vodka and popcorn for the communion.... oh, and ciggies, 'this is my body, burnt up for yewwww'Disposable paper...
    CharlieUniform CharlieUniform 31-35, F 10 Responses Mar 27, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    When I was younger, I used to volunteer for such programmes, We went to many children homes. That's actually how I met my son. Most children were either from broken homes, or...
    DonniePinscher DonniePinscher 26-30, M 5 hrs ago

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    I've ranted a lot about the reasons I don't like children enough, so I'll just give a condensed version. They're loud. Their high-pitched voices hurt my ears. They take up all the...
    Stratosara Stratosara 26-30, F 21 hrs ago

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    I was at a local fair today and I see an older brother, probably 10, dragging his unruly brother, maybe 6, to his dad because he was misbehaving. The dad, who was talking to a...
    Emergingsoul Emergingsoul 36-40, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Its truly a blessing to be in one, for the entire life. sometimes it only keeps me thinking if that's even possible in the time that is. numerous challenges - emotional conflicts...
    simplychat simplychat 26-30, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    I have not seen my children in over 4 years. I have no hope left of things ever changing. They are 22 and 19. Feels like no one understands the pain
    michellespr michellespr 46-50, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    He is the MOST important man to be ever. No one is so important to me that I will stop loving Him. If you think you are the one to do me, then you have another thing coming.There...
    RealmRunner RealmRunner 22-25, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    I'm not in a healthy relationship. When I look into his eyes I see a man I love and that I fell in love with.. But instead of immediately forgiving him(like I always do) for...
    Sophia117 Sophia117 22-25, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Is there any solution to it other than getting over it? Because that's one thing I don't want to do. No wait! That is something I will never do, because in the very least, it feels...
    AdonisDNA AdonisDNA 26-30, M 5 days ago

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    In am always caring and loving. When I had a relationship I always stood up in the morning and made breakfast and brought it to bed. Sadly I never got the love back like that...
    Miridia96 Miridia96 16-17, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    2001 and 2003, we lost our children. Newly born, and stillborn. It was fundamentally the downfall of my wife, as shed secretly started drinking after both of our children had died...
    NottsProfGent NottsProfGent 46-50, M 6 Responses a week ago

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    Children annoy me so badly that my doctor has prescribed me KlonPin to take when I have to go in public places where annoying children may be. I am soley on that medication for...
    Itzindeyez Itzindeyez 31-35, F 4 Responses a week ago

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    These children are so bad these days BECAUSE of that emotional discipline crap. Stop being a fool and give em some good old fashion physical discipline, and maybe...just maybe the...
    Beerus Beerus 22-25, M 10 Responses a week ago

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    Thing is, I used to REALLY hate them...until I had my own, then I loved THEM, but no one else's. One day a couple of my 10 year-old son's friends were at our home. One of them was...
    DaddyBear214 DaddyBear214 56-60, M Aug 22

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    I love Married With Children i watch it a lot of time on tbs..Al Bundy will always be one of the greatest tv show characters of all time.
    TheMidNightCrow TheMidNightCrow 26-30, M Aug 21

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    I'm tired of meaningless hook ups n one night stands. I want a real loving relationship, or I don't want one at all.... no, I dont wanna be yo booty call, yo hook up, yo side chic...
    StreetgirlnamedDesire504 StreetgirlnamedDesire504 36-40 Aug 21

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    Busying myself doing the ironing whilst my children eat breakfast. I hear their giggles and am summoned. Mummy you must watch this funny part of peppa pig... I sat, I watched...
    Listening80 Listening80 31-35, F 5 Responses Aug 21

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    I love children and always wanted to be a teacher, but I heard the education system just isn't what it used to be now due to common core. So I then decided to do nursing, and I...
    Scorpiobabyy95 Scorpiobabyy95 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 21

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    Within reason. There is a line between children obeying their parents and respecting them as people and as guidance in there life and being forced to when their parent doesnt...
    Bigben6001 Bigben6001 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 20

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    There are numerous older men in the world who are single and seeking someone special in their life. For all such men, AgeMeet.com has been created as a reliable online platform to...
    alicacc11 alicacc11 26-30, F Aug 19

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    Caught a peak of the hubbys discipline journal that he keeps during my pregnancies earlier. I'm gonna have one sore backside this winter.
    southernlady32 southernlady32 31-35, F 4 Responses Aug 18

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    i was watching the news with my mom and i heard children were dumped in the dump site.. i mean who does that? a woman is supposed to looked at a child as a gift and not a burden...
    julianne1999 julianne1999 16-17, F Aug 18

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    i met this guy on zoosks dating site.i was a little sceptical about it ,because i have never met any one online before.we talked on the phone for hours.then I found out that we had...
    sherriexyz sherriexyz 41-45, F 1 Response Aug 18

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    This guy is awesome; a Brony musician whose come really far from when he first started. [Here's one of his latest songs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRKnAwPQLTM] He's like the...
    FluttershyLabeouf FluttershyLabeouf 18-21, M Aug 18

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    am I? or is of obsession? or do I really even care, anymore? idk? my moods change so much! right now, I'd say....nah, I'm over it. I'm fine, and then something triggers n awakens...
    StreetgirlnamedDesire504 StreetgirlnamedDesire504 36-40 1 Response Aug 17

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    I am not married. My sister who is 2 years younger than I just got engaged to the man she's been dating for 2 1/2 years. My longest relationship was 3 1/2 but that was a long time...
    MNI1982 MNI1982 31-35, F 3 Responses Aug 15

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    It always aggravates me to see children out of control in public. It's one thing to be a kid and laugh and play and have fun, but when you're running all over the store screaming...
    Heywood1983 Heywood1983 31-35, M 6 Responses Aug 15

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    I know that 16 is a bit too young to be thinking about having children, but I do. When I walk pass the park and see mothers holding their beautiful children and the way they smile...
    maeve106 maeve106 13-15, F Aug 14

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    I am very intimate and loving. its been years since been with a woman. My faults or likes are an issue Maybe one day Ill be graced again.
    Averageguy41011 Averageguy41011 41-45, M Aug 14

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    I have been feeling blue and hopeless about getting in a good relationship so I just want to tell my story here and hope that anyone can give me some encouraging words. Thank you...
    ella003 ella003 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 13

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