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I Am One Of The Children Of The Unseen Loving Tyrant

All things good. We will give you something good to do. 17 People

    Pathetic

    I show up for some naughty time in the confessional and what do I find? Not enough people playing the slot machines to make our weekly budget. What do you people think? That the true word will be spread to the dying masses even if I decide not to gamble at church? This type...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Mar 30, 2011

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    Our First Sacred Hymn

    And everyone gets Cake! The real name of the song is "Comfort Eagle," by the way...    
    JenniferSometimes JenniferSometimes 51-55, M 61 Responses Mar 7, 2011

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    Needed Changes

    OK, so I've been worshiping here for about a week and I see some things that I think could be improved. 1. There is no ******** pole in the fellowship hall. How are we to relax and enjoy each others company with no ******** pole? 2. Slot machines in the vestibule. I am tired of...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Mar 22, 2011

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    Persistent Prophet

    Having failed in my first attempt to achieve the exalted status of messiah, a new opportunity has arisen to take my holy message to the unwashed masses, and so I propose as the first order of business to adopt as Chapter One of our scriptures the divine tenets of Blusharkism. Not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 31 Responses Nov 15, 2010

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    *confused*

    Why is my avi the groups pic??? Alright, lets take ovah!
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 11 Responses Nov 14, 2010

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    Member Number 2

    This makes me her right hand man >:)
    inexperienced inexperienced 26-30, M 21 Responses Nov 14, 2010

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    Other Cults?

    Am I allowed to still remain here if I join anther cult? Should we merge them? Kinda sad to see my stories with a big DELETED avi by them. Time to move on? *wipes dust from the ******** poles* We should have revival!!!! Who's with me?!?!
    awhitedot awhitedot 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 19, 2013

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    Ahem...... Just A Little Sumtin Sumtin.....

    amma getting confused between worshipping coisty73 and punkin24 and The Unseen Loving Tyrant (henceforth to be known as TULT)right.....   my suggested improvements.....Vodka and popcorn for the communion.... oh, and ciggies, 'this is my body, burnt up for yewwww'Disposable paper...
    CharlieUniform CharlieUniform 31-35, F 10 Responses Mar 27, 2011

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    New Beginnings

    The Unseen is the ultimate good. Nothing is better. All good things are from him and if you are his child then you will share his good things. The cult of the Poo Flingahs will try to convince you otherwise. Beware of wolves in leopard's clothing.
    Allergic Allergic 22-25, F 10 Responses Nov 14, 2010

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    New Phase

    We are at a new level of faith here. The Unseen has declared that the circus is no longer the place for us. Now we are to be the owners of a six flags. That is what the great prophet Dr. No has made known to us.
    Allergic Allergic 22-25, F 11 Responses Jan 26, 2011

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    Jobs

    Batzy-Front man Blu- mastermind Allergy- Leader Inex- doughnuts Dipity- Recruiter Mizz- minor enemy #1 AlwaysLovely- Receptionist/ Inex controller All you others need to be on EP a little more so I can analyze your skills.
    Allergic Allergic 22-25, F 31 Responses Nov 14, 2010

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    As Long As The Holy Water Turns To Wine

    .........and I'm not into loaves and fishes, but I do love chips and guacamole.
    StarliteRose StarliteRose 26-30, F 17 Responses Nov 15, 2010

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    im a mother of 5 beautiful children. 4 sons and 1 daughter. they are my world. but sometimes it can get overwhelming. i feel like sometimes all i do is not good enough. but at the...
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    I agree with this, but let's stop saying that the declining popularity of spanking (which is dubious; most parents still spank) is the cause of violent crime. For one, violent...
    deleted deleted 26-30 13 hrs ago

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    If they deserve it. It clears the air and lets everyone know who is in charge. Children need boundaries and limits for their own peace of mind.
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    If I ever decide to get children (which I hope will never happen, I actually hate children) A girl should be Luna and a boy.... well I cant think of any name!
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    I'm not yet a parent, but I think a good spanking now and then has its place. I don't dismiss out of hand the studies that discourage spanking, though, nor do I assume that these...
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    loved twice and been broken, left after sooo much love i have been giving, so why i even love again, to hell with family i once was seeking, to hell with a good amazing wife i was...
    GamesBOSS GamesBOSS 18-21, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I want a strict but loving daddy who will spoil me
    Depressedteenager14 Depressedteenager14 13-15, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    If I get one, I want to name my son ( or one of my sons) Danilo. That's definetely settled. I think it's a beautiful name.
    onceuponadream200 onceuponadream200 13-15 6 days ago

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    💖and i will be forever with the one that i have chosen and love from all my heart as no matter how far and apart we are she always with me and at my heart forever and i will...
    GamesBOSS GamesBOSS 18-21, M a week ago

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    I don't want children nor do I have children and it's staying that way. First when becoming intimate with my husband when get the mood all of the sudden kids come in no thank you...
    Cynthia1976 Cynthia1976 36-40, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Coincidentally, I have been maintaining a three way relationship.... technically a 4way because it is with three guys. I will provide the general gist so I can bring you up to date...
    cheche80 cheche80 31-35, F a week ago

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    rashahan rashahan 31-35, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    I've been talking to my two boys since the oldest was 10. I wanted to make sure the message was drilled into them before they got to that age where sex might happen. Let's be...
    G0dzilla G0dzilla 51-55, M 2 Responses Jan 27

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    A Haunting Spanking. I have so far not written about my home spankings because it has been too painful. However, now I am finally able to share. I did not get many spankings...
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    TinselCookie607 TinselCookie607 18-21, M Jan 26

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    Amnik Amnik 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 25

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    a healthy relationship sounds like a myth to me. i was raised by old school parents who had me in their late 30s and early 40s. so growing up my parents tended to be the age of my...
    jaymazing jaymazing 22-25, M 9 Responses Jan 23

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    maybe i'm a bit too young or unexperienced to post such a question, but why do people want so badly to have their own kids? I mean, their biological kids. there are plenty of...
    WitheredMind WitheredMind 16-17, F 6 Responses Jan 23

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    maybe i'm a bit too young or unexperienced to post such a question, but why do people want so badly to have their own kids? I mean, their biological kids. there are plenty of...
    WitheredMind WitheredMind 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 23

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    Going to work today I notice just how unfit today's children are, as parents were pulling their children along on balance bikes and other parents was pulling their children along...
    Tin1964 Tin1964 51-55, F 4 Responses Jan 21

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    I live an isolated life, insulated by my own inability to maintain relationships. I don’t speak to the majority of my family, and it’s been years since I last had anything...
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    ajane2127 ajane2127 26-30 3 Responses Jan 20

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    Cutiepeachpie Cutiepeachpie 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 20

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