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I Am One Of The Children Of The Unseen Loving Tyrant

All things good. We will give you something good to do. 17 People

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    Why is my avi the groups pic??? Alright, lets take ovah!
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 12 Responses Nov 14, 2010

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    Persistent Prophet

    Having failed in my first attempt to achieve the exalted status of messiah, a new opportunity has arisen to take my holy message to the unwashed masses, and so I propose as the first order of business to adopt as Chapter One of our scriptures the divine tenets of Blusharkism. Not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 31 Responses Nov 15, 2010

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    Other Cults?

    Am I allowed to still remain here if I join anther cult? Should we merge them? Kinda sad to see my stories with a big DELETED avi by them. Time to move on? *wipes dust from the ******** poles* We should have revival!!!! Who's with me?!?!
    awhitedot awhitedot 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 19, 2013

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    Pathetic

    I show up for some naughty time in the confessional and what do I find? Not enough people playing the slot machines to make our weekly budget. What do you people think? That the true word will be spread to the dying masses even if I decide not to gamble at church? This type...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Mar 30, 2011

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    New Beginnings

    The Unseen is the ultimate good. Nothing is better. All good things are from him and if you are his child then you will share his good things. The cult of the Poo Flingahs will try to convince you otherwise. Beware of wolves in leopard's clothing.
    Allergic Allergic 22-25, F 10 Responses Nov 14, 2010

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    Member Number 2

    This makes me her right hand man >:)
    inexperienced inexperienced 22-25, M 21 Responses Nov 14, 2010

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    Needed Changes

    OK, so I've been worshiping here for about a week and I see some things that I think could be improved. 1. There is no ******** pole in the fellowship hall. How are we to relax and enjoy each others company with no ******** pole? 2. Slot machines in the vestibule. I am tired of...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Mar 22, 2011

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    New Phase

    We are at a new level of faith here. The Unseen has declared that the circus is no longer the place for us. Now we are to be the owners of a six flags. That is what the great prophet Dr. No has made known to us.
    Allergic Allergic 22-25, F 11 Responses Jan 26, 2011

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    Ahem...... Just A Little Sumtin Sumtin.....

    amma getting confused between worshipping coisty73 and punkin24 and The Unseen Loving Tyrant (henceforth to be known as TULT)right.....   my suggested improvements.....Vodka and popcorn for the communion.... oh, and ciggies, 'this is my body, burnt up for yewwww'Disposable paper...
    CharlieUniform CharlieUniform 31-35, F 10 Responses Mar 27, 2011

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    Our First Sacred Hymn

    And everyone gets Cake! The real name of the song is "Comfort Eagle," by the way...    
    JenniferSometimes JenniferSometimes 51-55, M 61 Responses Mar 7, 2011

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    Jobs

    Batzy-Front man Blu- mastermind Allergy- Leader Inex- doughnuts Dipity- Recruiter Mizz- minor enemy #1 AlwaysLovely- Receptionist/ Inex controller All you others need to be on EP a little more so I can analyze your skills.
    Allergic Allergic 22-25, F 31 Responses Nov 14, 2010

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    As Long As The Holy Water Turns To Wine

    .........and I'm not into loaves and fishes, but I do love chips and guacamole.
    StarliteRose StarliteRose 26-30, F 17 Responses Nov 15, 2010

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    When people tell me that I MUST have kids, I literally feel like this: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/kids I don't want children, and have never been interested in children. The...
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    I'm the one and only Queen Bee in the land of ep. I rule of the little circle of friends here in beeville. My family would tell you I'm a loving bee. I spread smiles through out my...
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    My boyfriend and I have been on and off for about 8 months now. whenever we go our seperate ways we miss each other terribly and get back together and for a while things are good...
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    Bry26xo Bry26xo 26-30, F Nov 19

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    I feel like one of the children most of the time, I often wonder if he even loves me the way he looks at me is more like his annoyed or the way he talks to me I love him so much...
    Owlalwaysloveyou Owlalwaysloveyou 31-35 Nov 23

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    I think it take a lot of courage and a big heart to accept a child into your life. I know a lot of people bandy about this praise for parents of babies but It take a lot more to...
    Gemma1990 Gemma1990 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 25

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    Singlemother78 Singlemother78 31-35, F 1 Response Dec 9

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    debbieeee2014 debbieeee2014 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 20

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    I am currently with someone whos unavailable and still in love with his ex. He wants to love me he says but hes still attached to her. We spend a lot of time together and i dont...
    take90 take90 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 21

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    I love children, which is why im going on numbers 7 and 8 :). children are the innocence of the world. They are the future and need to be raised as such, but also are only kids...
    babeluvs6n2 babeluvs6n2 46-50, F Nov 23

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    khirh khirh 22-25, M 1 Response Nov 24

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    I strongly believe children benefit from a firm hand. I think society would be so much better if all parents raised their children like this.
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    butterflyofchange butterflyofchange 18-21, F Dec 9

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    i think i might have my children for 9 days after Christmas. at least i'm supposed to, if my ex doesn't change things up. it is hard, wanting to be with them and not able to be...
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