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I Am One Of The Children Of The Unseen Loving Tyrant

All things good. We will give you something good to do. 17 People

    As Long As The Holy Water Turns To Wine

    .........and I'm not into loaves and fishes, but I do love chips and guacamole.
    StarliteRose StarliteRose 26-30, F 17 Responses Nov 15, 2010

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    Pathetic

    I show up for some naughty time in the confessional and what do I find? Not enough people playing the slot machines to make our weekly budget. What do you people think? That the true word will be spread to the dying masses even if I decide not to gamble at church? This type...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Mar 30, 2011

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    Ahem...... Just A Little Sumtin Sumtin.....

    amma getting confused between worshipping coisty73 and punkin24 and The Unseen Loving Tyrant (henceforth to be known as TULT)right.....   my suggested improvements.....Vodka and popcorn for the communion.... oh, and ciggies, 'this is my body, burnt up for yewwww'Disposable paper...
    CharlieUniform CharlieUniform 31-35, F 10 Responses Mar 27, 2011

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    Persistent Prophet

    Having failed in my first attempt to achieve the exalted status of messiah, a new opportunity has arisen to take my holy message to the unwashed masses, and so I propose as the first order of business to adopt as Chapter One of our scriptures the divine tenets of Blusharkism. Not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 31 Responses Nov 15, 2010

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    Needed Changes

    OK, so I've been worshiping here for about a week and I see some things that I think could be improved. 1. There is no ******** pole in the fellowship hall. How are we to relax and enjoy each others company with no ******** pole? 2. Slot machines in the vestibule. I am tired of...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Mar 22, 2011

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    Our First Sacred Hymn

    And everyone gets Cake! The real name of the song is "Comfort Eagle," by the way...    
    JenniferSometimes JenniferSometimes 51-55, M 61 Responses Mar 7, 2011

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    New Beginnings

    The Unseen is the ultimate good. Nothing is better. All good things are from him and if you are his child then you will share his good things. The cult of the Poo Flingahs will try to convince you otherwise. Beware of wolves in leopard's clothing.
    Allergic Allergic 22-25, F 10 Responses Nov 14, 2010

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    *confused*

    Why is my avi the groups pic??? Alright, lets take ovah!
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 12 Responses Nov 14, 2010

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    Other Cults?

    Am I allowed to still remain here if I join anther cult? Should we merge them? Kinda sad to see my stories with a big DELETED avi by them. Time to move on? *wipes dust from the ******** poles* We should have revival!!!! Who's with me?!?!
    awhitedot awhitedot 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 19, 2013

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    Jobs

    Batzy-Front man Blu- mastermind Allergy- Leader Inex- doughnuts Dipity- Recruiter Mizz- minor enemy #1 AlwaysLovely- Receptionist/ Inex controller All you others need to be on EP a little more so I can analyze your skills.
    Allergic Allergic 22-25, F 31 Responses Nov 14, 2010

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    Member Number 2

    This makes me her right hand man >:)
    inexperienced inexperienced 22-25, M 21 Responses Nov 14, 2010

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    New Phase

    We are at a new level of faith here. The Unseen has declared that the circus is no longer the place for us. Now we are to be the owners of a six flags. That is what the great prophet Dr. No has made known to us.
    Allergic Allergic 22-25, F 11 Responses Jan 26, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    I wrote this as my final message. You have me blocked but I know you still come and view my profile. I know you hate me and I know why. You are being misled and that is ok...
    TheBlessedOne TheBlessedOne 46-50, F 2 Responses Sep 22

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    Something I wrote to him, although I didn't send it. Thank you. I have a lot of things to thank you for. Thank you for showing me how to love and supposedly be "loved". Thank...
    weightingforhappiness weightingforhappiness 18-21, F 4 hrs ago

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    I am a mother of 4 children. 2 children wit my first husband and 2 with my second husband. My 16 year old daughter had been complaining of pain and swelling in her thumb for a...
    ratgirl73 ratgirl73 41-45, F 57 mins ago

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    My husband and I have struggled with maintaining a domestic discipline marriage for years now. I was the one to bring it up to him. But we always kind of fissled out of doing it...
    meganluck21 meganluck21 26-30, F 7 Responses Sep 9

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    I'm a wordy girl - I apologize in advance.... In my college English class my Prof asked us to write about the thing that scared us most in the world. I wrote about being afraid I...
    annaj5 annaj5 31-35 5 days ago

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    In memory of all the innocent lives lost on the tragic day of September 11th. May the victims including their spouses, siblings, parents, children, etc. forever be in our hearts...
    drunkinlove23 drunkinlove23 18-21, F Sep 11

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    My husband and I live in NJ, he is a fireman and I'm a former pediatric nurse and we've been married for 9 years. We have a loving 8 year old son who asks us almost daily and prays...
    lking7 lking7 31-35, F Sep 12

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    Just like many people on EP I do want a loving relationship. I'm just not in a rush and also am enjoying my time being single. I believe it takes patience to be rewarded with one...
    guideme2truth guideme2truth 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 21

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    I believe discipline is one of the most important lessons in life. If one learns to be disciplined, one can face any challenge, follow the rules and take things one steady step at...
    opaquelady opaquelady 36-40, F 8 Responses Sep 4

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    (seven) Divided consideration (Visual as opposed to auditory): The opportunity to at the same time divide kinds attention among Visible and auditory data (comparable to with the...
    Khadijah062yu Khadijah062yu 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 6

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    I don't have any children of my own but I can not imagine being able to abuse my own flesh and blood. I was never abused as a child by my parents but I was sexually molested by...
    Gemz2411 Gemz2411 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    I love my freedom too much to be a father. Once, I dated a girl with a kid and it didn't work out because I couldn't handle fatherhood. I've told my parents before that I don't...
    bktaylor1989 bktaylor1989 22-25, M 1 Response Sep 2

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    May I be filled with loving kindness,
May I be well,
May I be peaceful and at ease,
May I be happy (or free from suffering.)

May you be filled with loving kindness...
    coolsmile coolsmile 31-35, M 2 Responses Sep 12

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    Loving someone is hard not easy bc loving someone hurts and you have to deal with loving someone knowing that they don't love you sucks, seeing them with another girl or boy hurts...
    ActuallyGrace ActuallyGrace 13-15, F Sep 13

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    I wrote these words in meditation. "The seeds of peace are sown in the eyes of children, an innocent knowledge of the world, not corrupted by sin." I have known children who...
    quianominorleo quianominorleo 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 14

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    I always thought I wanted at least one child. I even almost had one. Gave birth & everything.. Then had a funeral. Then years went by, and then a few more. It doesn't really seem...
    SirenaVonLee SirenaVonLee 36-40, F 2 days ago

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    Though I should not be having children at the age of barely 20, I can not hold back my love for children. Children make up my world. I am a nanny for 2 families, I babysit on the...
    LovingLaughs94 LovingLaughs94 18-21, F Sep 6

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    i had this friend that was always there for me no matter what but then one day everything changed when she told me that she was in love with me and wanted to be with me i wanted to...
    sky452 sky452 18-21, F Sep 12

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    I have great admiration and respect for people who adopt children. There are so many children on this earth who need parents, and to be loved. I plan to adopt children when I'm...
    oathtoorder oathtoorder 18-21, F Sep 5

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    I love my children SO much, but sometimes they get on my very last nerve! I'm pretty sure children have misbehaved since the beginning of time. It's hard as a parent, though, to...
    Sarahberrycakes Sarahberrycakes 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 12

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    I have always known from a very young age that I did not want to have children. Maybe I would be a good father, but I do not want the responsibility of raising a child. I like my...
    s4019t s4019t 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 22

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    Hello ep, I'm Emma and I'm 40. I live in Yorkshire with my husband John and our nine, beautiful, annoying, loud, mischievous, hilarious children. Seth is 11;Daniel is 10...
    mumsnineangels mumsnineangels 36-40, F 1 Response Sep 23

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    I love my job taking care of children but this one family stands out to me. They are vegetarians and they don't allow their almost 2-year-old to eat meat or drink milk. I...
    MeowSaidTheCat MeowSaidTheCat 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    "The most important freedom we can give our children is the freedom to think, to discern, to determine for themselves what's good and what's bad in anything. The defining value of...
    Aimee17 Aimee17 41-45, F 3 Responses Sep 6

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    My adult children are treating me so abominably, it's shocking. After years of trying to heal this extremely dysfunction family (family counseling--alone--for 18 years), I now...
    5THCommandment 5THCommandment 61-65, F 1 Response Sep 8

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    The inspirational: Checking out the whole world’s most spectacular cave programs in Phong Nha-Ke Bang Countrywide Park. The comical: observing a moped loaded with honking...
    Temple2516ja Temple2516ja 31-35, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Something I wrote to him, although I didn't send it. Thank you. I have a lot of things to thank you for. Thank you for showing me how to love and supposedly be "loved". Thank...
    weightingforhappiness weightingforhappiness 18-21, F 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    I'm a BPA, which stands for Behavior Personal Assistant. I work with children and adults who have autism, but I work with children more. I enjoy working with these kids and I...
    PeaceBatman PeaceBatman 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 3

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    I sent this to my mother figure a few weeks back. I push thru suicide for her. I don't want her hurt. But I'm starting to feel this way again. Am I wrong for feeling this way...
    anonymouss2014 anonymouss2014 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 14

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    I'm not altogether sure we are supposed to have lifetime intimate relationships with our children. I am estranged from my son AGAIN for the seventh time. He is 46 yrs old. I have...
    Ub12 Ub12 61-65, F 1 Response Sep 19

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    One excuse I heard to not vaccinate your children is, "The diseases they vaccinate against are obscure." Well, DUH! Diseases they vaccinate against are obscure BECAUSE of vaccines...
    gingershuman gingershuman 36-40, M a week ago

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    When I asked you to talk the other day, you said, "I've already heard everything you have to say." How can that be? I may have said things that you didn't want to hear, and now...
    overtherainbow47 overtherainbow47 41-45, M 2 days ago

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    I wont ever stop loving my girlfriend
    Kitry Kitry 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    With a woman... I already have a very real loving, fulfilling relationship with a man. I feel very incomplete without a woman in my life, like, something's missing. Hoping she's...
    MadamCascade MadamCascade 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    I will never stop loving you even tho you called me an ******* and *****...it was all just your bad mood but still I really hope you say sorry
    kenzie111Hall kenzie111Hall 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    It's all I could ever want out of a girl that I love dearly. It's something I've wanted since I've ever picked up an interest for girls. All that ever happens is that my heart gets...
    SgtRecker97 SgtRecker97 16-17, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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