I Am One Of The Children Of The Unseen Loving Tyrant

All things good. We will give you something good to do. 16 People

    Needed Changes

    OK, so I've been worshiping here for about a week and I see some things that I think could be improved. 1. There is no ******** pole in the fellowship hall. How are we to relax and enjoy each others company with no ******** pole? 2. Slot machines in the vestibule. I am tired of...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Mar 22, 2011

    Jobs

    Batzy-Front man Blu- mastermind Allergy- Leader Inex- doughnuts Dipity- Recruiter Mizz- minor enemy #1 AlwaysLovely- Receptionist/ Inex controller All you others need to be on EP a little more so I can analyze your skills.
    Allergic Allergic
    22-25, F
    31 Responses Nov 14, 2010

    As Long As The Holy Water Turns To Wine

    .........and I'm not into loaves and fishes, but I do love chips and guacamole.
    StarliteRose StarliteRose
    26-30, F
    17 Responses Nov 15, 2010

    New Phase

    We are at a new level of faith here. The Unseen has declared that the circus is no longer the place for us. Now we are to be the owners of a six flags. That is what the great prophet Dr. No has made known to us.
    Allergic Allergic
    22-25, F
    11 Responses Jan 26, 2011

    Persistent Prophet

    Having failed in my first attempt to achieve the exalted status of messiah, a new opportunity has arisen to take my holy message to the unwashed masses, and so I propose as the first order of business to adopt as Chapter One of our scriptures the divine tenets of Blusharkism. Not...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    31 Responses Nov 15, 2010

    Other Cults?

    Am I allowed to still remain here if I join anther cult? Should we merge them? Kinda sad to see my stories with a big DELETED avi by them. Time to move on? *wipes dust from the ******** poles* We should have revival!!!! Who's with me?!?!
    awhitedot awhitedot
    36-40, M
    1 Response Jan 19, 2013

    Pathetic

    I show up for some naughty time in the confessional and what do I find? Not enough people playing the slot machines to make our weekly budget. What do you people think? That the true word will be spread to the dying masses even if I decide not to gamble at church? This type...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Mar 30, 2011

    Ahem...... Just A Little Sumtin Sumtin.....

    amma getting confused between worshipping coisty73 and punkin24 and The Unseen Loving Tyrant (henceforth to be known as TULT)right.....   my suggested improvements.....Vodka and popcorn for the communion.... oh, and ciggies, 'this is my body, burnt up for yewwww'Disposable paper...
    CharlieUniform CharlieUniform
    31-35, F
    9 Responses Mar 27, 2011

    *confused*

    Why is my avi the groups pic??? Alright, lets take ovah!
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
    31-35, F
    11 Responses Nov 14, 2010

    Member Number 2

    This makes me her right hand man >:)
    inexperienced inexperienced
    26-30, M
    21 Responses Nov 14, 2010

    New Beginnings

    The Unseen is the ultimate good. Nothing is better. All good things are from him and if you are his child then you will share his good things. The cult of the Poo Flingahs will try to convince you otherwise. Beware of wolves in leopard's clothing.
    Allergic Allergic
    22-25, F
    10 Responses Nov 14, 2010
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