Mizz- minor enemy #1
AlwaysLovely- Receptionist/ Inex controller
All you others need to be on EP a little more so I can analyze your skills.
amma getting confused between worshipping coisty73 and punkin24 and The Unseen Loving Tyrant (henceforth to be known as TULT)right..... my suggested improvements.....Vodka and popcorn for the communion.... oh, and ciggies, 'this is my body, burnt up for yewwww'Disposable paper...
The Unseen is the ultimate good. Nothing is better. All good things are from him and if you are his child then you will share his good things. The cult of the Poo Flingahs will try to convince you otherwise. Beware of wolves in leopard's clothing.
Having failed in my first attempt to achieve the exalted status of messiah, a new opportunity has arisen to take my holy message to the unwashed masses, and so I propose as the first order of business to adopt as Chapter One of our scriptures the divine tenets of Blusharkism. Not...
We are at a new level of faith here. The Unseen has declared that the circus is no longer the place for us. Now we are to be the owners of a six flags. That is what the great prophet Dr. No has made known to us.
OK, so I've been worshiping here for about a week and I see some things that I think could be improved.
1. There is no ******** pole in the fellowship hall. How are we to relax and enjoy each others company with no ******** pole?
2. Slot machines in the vestibule. I am tired of...
I show up for some naughty time in the confessional and what do I find? Not enough people playing the slot machines to make our weekly budget. What do you people think? That the true word will be spread to the dying masses even if I decide not to gamble at church? This type...
Am I allowed to still remain here if I join anther cult? Should we merge them?
Kinda sad to see my stories with a big DELETED avi by them. Time to move on?
*wipes dust from the ******** poles*
We should have revival!!!!
Who's with me?!?!