I Am Pastafarian

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    I feel his energy within me

    and I hath been touch by his noodley appendage. He has tasked me with writing his word the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Praised be him the one noodley god ramen
    pillowzombie pillowzombie
    22-25, M
    1 Response Feb 21, 2014

    Have you been touched by his noodley appendage?

    I know I have. He came to me in a dream, spaghetti gleaming in the moonlight. A shiver ran down my spine as his noodley appendage caressed my arm softly, and he whispered to me sweet nothings in the dark. He told me of the ancient times, when all was pasta, and of the...
    scarletteharlot scarletteharlot
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Mar 3, 2014

    To All Of The Pastafarian Faith Tradition

    How is the alleged deity of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) theory which was first publicly postulated in an open letter to the Kansas School Board during the debates on whether or not to introduce Intelligent Design in to the science curriculum. The FSM is theorized to...
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Dec 24, 2011

    Let's Eat!!!!!

    Love it soooo much,Spaghetti, ramen and ravioli.Love mac and cheese also. MMMMMM soooo yummy. Food for MY soul.
    parakeet8157 parakeet8157
    51-55, F
    3 Responses May 11, 2012

    That's Right My Religous Friends

    If you can then so can I. I am a Pastafarian. Don't doubt it. If you think special treatment should be exclusive then you are clearly on a pedestal and need to be kicked down a notch and come and join your fellow man here back in reality. No man shall be exalted above any other...
    RenBean RenBean
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jan 15, 2012

    Touched In Ways I've Never Been Touched Before!

    I am a pastafarian. I have been touched by his noodly appendage! It was great.
    peachplumpear peachplumpear
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 9, 2008

    My Prayer

    Our Pasta which art in heaven Hollowed Penne thy name Make us to wade into deep noodle piles Give us this day our daily pho If we sneeze make it hu tiu (pronounced ho chew) Never may we covet our neighbour's vermicelli Bless our flatstraps: fettucini tagliatelli bavette Ravioili...
    KenWX KenWX
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Sep 4, 2012

    Anyone Can Be Touched!

    What bugs me the most about the current state of the Pastafarian Church is that people think only atheists can be Pastafarians.  The truth is that anyone of any religion can worship the FSM!  We're all about keeping religion out of schools is all.  Out of bio...
    istruggle istruggle
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Jun 18, 2008
    emeraldtriangle420 emeraldtriangle420
    26-30, F
    1 Response Oct 16, 2014

    Touched By His Noodly Appendenge

    Just yesterday, I was touched by the might FSM. Does anyone know where I could find a bible of FSM? :)
    JacksonBaerhloewTV JacksonBaerhloewTV
    Jan 24, 2011

    Been Touched!

    I have been touched by His Noodley Appendage! The proof of His existence is self evident, from the Milky Way galaxy to to the lowly bacteria. How can you deny His Noodley presence and influence and not reap the reward of a beer volcano and stipper factory heaven, I ask you...
    DarkRaven DarkRaven
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Jul 17, 2007

    My Flying Spaghetti Monster Experience.

    Okay, so it all started one day while I was bored with access to a cell phone and a computer.... bad combination for me when I'm bored lol. So anyway, I called a friend of mine from high school, and as luck would have it, he was bored as well. I'm not sure exactly how it happened...
    ladyzantorian ladyzantorian
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Feb 15, 2012
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