I Am Prepared For The Zombie Apocalypse

What will you do when the zombie apocalypse comes? 2,245 People

    Weapons wise yes I am,

    food wise partially. With weapons I have many knives, baseball bats, old closet hanger poles that snapped in half, and pretty much everything else in my house. Food I would be good if I could eat ramen noodles all day every day. So... Yeah
    H0ST0NWEDG1E H0ST0NWEDG1E
    31-35, M
    1 Response Nov 21, 2014

    New Name For Zombies?

    I agree with the fact that it's possible.. However, perhaps not raising from the grave or anything. Think of all the stories you hear about cracked out, drugged up Meth heads with super strength that go on killing sprees!! Cops shoot them how many times and they dont go down...
    FreeSpirited FreeSpirited
    22-25, F
    10 Responses Jul 24, 2007

    Thanks to the walking dead

    and the tons of zombie games I've played I'm fully prepared to survive when it eventually comes. Plus I already have my own death planned out
    Dynamite500 Dynamite500
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jul 26, 2014
    cashetty69 cashetty69
    51-55, M
    May 22, 2015

    I have a safe house. It's a bunker on a small

    island in the centre of a large lake. I have ammunition, guns, blunt weapons and traps. An indoor food garden and a fresh water supply. Generators and batteries. Plenty of wooden boards in case of a breach. Four trained mercenaries on duty at all times, a total of twelve...
    CrimsonDrake CrimsonDrake
    22-25, M
    1 Response Mar 13, 2014

    Me and a friend of mine would ALWAYS talk about

    what we would do in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Haha it becomes quite a fun game as long as other people are around haha it's embarrassing in front of parents :D
    Ilovecharlie Ilovecharlie
    18-21, M
    Apr 27, 2014

    im ready I have a basment with no windows a 2

    doors both extra strong and lock from the inside and a weaponry with loader pistol and a some snipers all with a silencer and my personal favorite a bow with a lot of arrows and for melle weapons baseball bat and a sword and entertainment I have a back up generator and board...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Aug 31, 2015

    Ahh!!! Lol I'm so prepared

    for the apocalypse. Not!! Zombies are so creepy. What if I was sleeping and one just pops out of nowhere. I would get a heart attack!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 17, 2015

    anyone else here fighting the zombies in the UK?

    what do we do without guns?! I guess I'll just have to roll with a kitchen knife and hope I can find a posse hahaha πŸ’€πŸ”ͺ
    LadyinGray LadyinGray
    22-25, F
    11 Responses Feb 7, 2014

    OH IM PREPARED CAUSE ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN

    THE ONLY SOMEWHAT VALID APOCALYPSE THEORY IS THAT THE SUN HAS A SUPERNOVA MIND YOU THE SUN ISNT DUE FOR A SUPERNOVA FOR SOME TWO THREE MILLION YEARS
    smitlord smitlord
    18-21, M
    Aug 15, 2015
    kittten kittten
    46-50, F
    6 Responses Jan 5, 2008

    If a zombie apocalypse ever happens,

    the zombies aren't the biggest problem cause zombies are stupid and u can work around them, humans are the biggest problem cause they invade ur territory and ruin ur **** and attract zombies, so if it ever happens BE CAREFUL!!!!
    FenderACDC FenderACDC
    22-25
    5 Responses Jul 23, 2014

    I'm so ready

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    MyaA13 MyaA13
    13-15, F
    1 Response May 22, 2015

    Zombie Survival Tests

    I am not the one who made it but it's the best one I did (and I did hundred). And note that I'm not paranoid! http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/425802
    LazyFox LazyFox
    16-17, M
    15 Responses May 14, 2010

    I am not only prepared

    but i am already with zombies..to me they r people who have lost thr hearts....they are control by the devil side of thr mind.....
    dofstrom12 dofstrom12
    31-35, F
    1 Response May 3, 2015

    I know lots of people I'm gonna trip

    and leave for the zombies when they're chasing us.
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic
    36-40, F
    Dec 17, 2014

    an end of the world situation with zombies

    would be OK for me! having played project zomboid and read the zombie survival guide i , along with my best friend and others feel more than prepared to survive for a while we even plan situations and discuss what we would do in that situation
    michaelnutty25 michaelnutty25
    18-21, M
    Dec 16, 2014

    All It Takes Is Just One ****-up In A Laboratory...

    One dropped vial. Β That's all it'll take for the Zombie Apocalypse.My plan:-Check all persons for bites and isolate immediately.-Find a bus and/or other heavy duty vehicles.-Go to Walmart and stock up on guns, ammo, 2 way radios, water, and non-perishable food.-Drive to a farm...
    BewitchingKitty BewitchingKitty
    26-30, F
    Aug 12, 2011

    I know lots of people I'm gonna trip

    and leave to the zombies when they're chasing us!!
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Dec 17, 2014

    The Zombie Train was designed to attack

    thousands with its unique concept of an end of the world Apocalypse style scenario via railway. The already popular Zombie Club according to the Zombie Train website is an "international organization for Zombie Fans, Halloween Freaks, Horror Film and FX Enthusiasts." This year...
    JudyRaderchak JudyRaderchak
    26-30, F
    Aug 12, 2014

    Crazy Prepared

    I have mats to barricade my house, make custom weapons, and do repairs. I make sure to have dangerous objects in every room and defending against the undead is one of my prime motivations for practicing martial arts. I have aplan to get the most reserves possible the fastest...
    MugiwaraBlair MugiwaraBlair
    22-25, F
    27 Responses Sep 27, 2010
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    8 Responses Jun 4, 2012

    Of Course!

    haha. greatness. my friend and i have had many discussions as to whom we would save, or the persons in our lives we think would survive. there are definitely certain people i would want around me. i'm not going to deal with anyone who feels the need to scream and swing a bat at...
    gypsysoul gypsysoul
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jul 26, 2007

    I'm sorry but if you are running next to me

    while zombies are chasing us. I'm tripping you lol.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Nov 26, 2015

    I Refuse To Eat My Friends...

    I just won't do it. Β Will you make a pact with me? Β No way can I eat any one of my friends. Deal?But if you have made my enemies list... well, that's another story altogether! Β :):)
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    7 Responses May 15, 2012

    Lets be honest its going to happen someday

    so who's actually have a survival plan. my plan is to lead an army of survivors against the undead armed with nothing but swords and spears. our mode of transportation for smaller groups a Humvee and larger ones a modified school bus. and for our camp will be in the forest...
    SladeBolinLeaderofEp SladeBolinLeaderofEp
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Jan 5, 2015

    Thinking Quick After Mutation Sets In

    Disaster favors a prepared mind. Having spent many years in the zombie drug culture, I have seen and done much that will allow me to stay focused and able to adapt to the grim and unpredictable times ahead. My house is not very easily defended-so it will more than likely best be...
    dubkebab dubkebab
    46-50, M
    Sep 17, 2013

    Prepared And Ready To Go

    I have a survival pack of water, nonperishable food, knives, security blankets, first aid kit, baseball bat, flashlight, safe/backup houses. Probably forgetting some things, but...yeah. I really want a flame thrower. Heehee. I'll go crazy with the flamethrower
    HolidaySpice HolidaySpice
    16-17, F
    5 Responses Oct 20, 2013

    I Consider This, Too Much.

    I’m very prepared for a Zombie-type apocalypse. And of all the possible ends to humanity, I think this would have to be the neatest. It’s so cool and metaphorical…and so messy. What kind of Zombies? My favorite would have to be the ol’virus variety, but...
    smebro smebro
    22-25, M
    5 Responses Aug 17, 2007

    I have a plan but need a team

    so please comment if u want to join and tell me 2 things that u can do or bring.
    augustblue augustblue
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Sep 1, 2014

    Hehehe

    A baseball bat, a shot gun, a rifle, a pistol, lots of bullets and a car. :D. I will shot them only when I feel that they can hurt me. It is more of a survival plan than hunting them.
    Somexyz Somexyz
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Jul 16, 2011

    What The Zombie Means To Us

    The zombie apocalypse is ingrained into our society, we see it and prepare for it, but what does the zombie mean to you? Does it represent mankind's arrogance in medical science, does it represent the urge to dull your conscience while slaying another human being, does it...
    tamikay tamikay
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Dec 16, 2012

    I've loved zombies since watching Night of the

    Living Dead (the b&w version ofc) about aged 8. Since then I've wacthed ALOT of zombie/undead movies. Key tips I've learned: Guns make noise. Glad in england they won't be too common. I am not yet fit enough to survive but I am working on that lol Stay alone. **** friends...
    InsectWarfare InsectWarfare
    31-35, M
    Feb 26, 2014

    Lets be honest guys i want a zombie outbreak to

    happen why because i love the thrill of fighting undead. ever since i saw my first zombie movie i have always dreamed of it. i even wrote a book on the guidelines and precautions of it. so tell me do you want it to happen will you be prepared wha would your choice of a weapon...
    SladeBolinLeaderofEp SladeBolinLeaderofEp
    18-21, M
    1 Response Dec 16, 2014

    Not Really But

    I know enough things to survive like 4 years without leaving my home for anything, so I'm just warned about this
    Melotellixx Melotellixx
    16-17, M
    1 Response Dec 3, 2013

    Since last year I've lived in a pretty densely

    populated area in Canada, the closest city is like 2-3 hours away. I'm from England but moved here for work. Since I've lived here I've had many plans made up in my head about this. I know how to use a bow and arrow, and I've been hunting a few times. It would be Farley easy to...
    evan151 evan151
    22-25, M
    1 Response Apr 12, 2014
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 16, 2015

    I keep having dreams.

    Every dream I have is set in an apocalypse of sorts. There is no technology, no communication, and most people are dead. There is no government or set societal rules. I'm always frightened in these situations, but it excites me too. I always have this overwhelming feeling of...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 3

    My plan for the Zombie Apocalypse is simple,

    I have a group of 6 people including myself, we are all already armed and dangerous (I personally have beatten military trained snipers at sniper competitions), we all have survival skills that will be useful like a medic, a pilot, and I can cook and make clothing. We have an...
    ZombieGirlHailey ZombieGirlHailey
    22-25, F
    8 Responses Apr 27, 2014

    I have two plans, just in case.

    Plan A is do all the survival ****. Just turn my apartment into a fortress then grow plants and collect rainwater. Then go to the gun store and get a nice handgun. After that, I'll get solar panels for power. Lastly I'll clear the entire floor with my surviving neighbors and we...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Jul 26, 2014

    As much as some tiny girl in the middle of a

    city can anyway. You won't see me fighting off anything bigger than me :(
    UnderhandedG UnderhandedG
    18-21, T
    Feb 10

    I Am A Girl Perv

    I always have a strong desire to get naked and show off my body. Sometimes I don't wear a bra so my nipples poke out of my shirt. I always admire my boobies. Even though I am a girl I like to see other girls nude. I always imagine how big boys penises are inside their pants and...
    shikiMisaki shikiMisaki
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jan 14, 2012
    DeletedByeee3 DeletedByeee3
    18-21, F
    1 Response May 21, 2014

    Zombies

    mini uzi... and aug, couple homies, energy drinks, machetes, katanas, knifes, moded weapons, xbox, dogs, pillow, hot fries, desert eagle, traps, tv, phone, clothes, gas mask, jugernaut suit, 50 cal. and movies.
    sickbeast13 sickbeast13
    18-21
    2 Responses Nov 27, 2013
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