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I Am Probably Not Going 2b The Black Female U Were Expecting

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    One of my fondest (and probably weirdest)

    childhood memories is my father singing me to sleep with this song, in his wonderful baritone voice. He told me he rethought the choice of song when he discovered me (at age 3) sitting on the back stoop singing it verbatim and loudly, to passersby. :D
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 56-60, F 5 Responses Jan 6, 2015

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    Actually...

    Further to this point, I am probably not going to be the female of anything you expect me to be. I like what I like without limitations related to my 'race', class or gender. No matter where I go or what I do, I will always have an assumption made about me and quite frankly, I...
    ollifer ollifer 36-40, F 11 Responses Mar 14, 2011

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    Nope, Sorry

    Nope, sorry,Not me,I'm sorry,I'm a man!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M 1 Response Mar 21, 2012

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    A Different Type Of Sistah...i Am....

    I am far from your 'typical' Black woman that is portrayed on television....and in film.... I don't come from the hood....I don't have children with different and mutiple  fathers....I speak properly.......listen to bands like Radiohead...Fall Out Boy..and U2....don't wear...
    blackgirl71 blackgirl71 41-45, F 15 Responses Mar 15, 2010

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    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 56-60, F 1 Response Sep 8, 2013

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    Cliché.

    i am not horny, hot, stupid, obsessed with sex or oppressed... and i don't have a big ***.......bf.
    TheRealMimi TheRealMimi 31-35, F 8 Responses Mar 9, 2010

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    Scenes from a family---at a party recently,

    my father was helping himself to some food, when a little boy came up to him. "You're old !" My father, who's always patient and good-humoured, almost no matter what, smiled gently and replied, "Yes, I guess I am." The boy asked, "Were you ever a sl*ve ?" I facepalmed and...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 56-60, F 1 Response Jan 19, 2014

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    ayiraartistf ayiraartistf 22-25, F Jan 16, 2015

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    Fighting Styles...

    (scenario 1)Sister #1: I'm telling Mom, then.Me: Tell her, then ! What are we, five ??Sister #1: Kiss my---Me: BITE me ! (leaves)(scenario 2)Me: It doesn't make sense, and it's not fair...Sister #2: Why are you attacking me about this ? (Bursts into tears)Me: Aww, crap, I didn't...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 56-60, F 1 Response Sep 24, 2013

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