I Am Probably Not Going 2b The Black Female U Were Expecting

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    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Sep 8, 2013

    One of my fondest (and probably weirdest)

    childhood memories is my father singing me to sleep with this song, in his wonderful baritone voice. He told me he rethought the choice of song when he discovered me (at age 3) sitting on the back stoop singing it verbatim and loudly, to passersby. :D
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Jan 6, 2015
    ayiraartistf ayiraartistf
    22-25, F
    Jan 16, 2015

    Fighting Styles...

    (scenario 1)Sister #1: I'm telling Mom, then.Me: Tell her, then ! What are we, five ??Sister #1: Kiss my---Me: BITE me ! (leaves)(scenario 2)Me: It doesn't make sense, and it's not fair...Sister #2: Why are you attacking me about this ? (Bursts into tears)Me: Aww, crap, I didn't...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Sep 24, 2013

    A Different Type Of Sistah...i Am....

    I am far from your 'typical' Black woman that is portrayed on television....and in film.... I don't come from the hood....I don't have children with different and mutiple  fathers....I speak properly.......listen to bands like Radiohead...Fall Out Boy..and U2....don't wear...
    blackgirl71 blackgirl71
    41-45, F
    12 Responses Mar 15, 2010

    Nope, Sorry

    Nope, sorry,Not me,I'm sorry,I'm a man!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    1 Response Mar 21, 2012

    Actually...

    Further to this point, I am probably not going to be the female of anything you expect me to be. I like what I like without limitations related to my 'race', class or gender. No matter where I go or what I do, I will always have an assumption made about me and quite frankly, I...
    ollifer ollifer
    36-40, F
    11 Responses Mar 14, 2011

    Scenes from a family---at a party recently,

    my father was helping himself to some food, when a little boy came up to him. "You're old !" My father, who's always patient and good-humoured, almost no matter what, smiled gently and replied, "Yes, I guess I am." The boy asked, "Were you ever a sl*ve ?" I facepalmed and...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jan 19, 2014

    Cliché.

    i am not horny, hot, stupid, obsessed with sex or oppressed... and i don't have a big ***.......bf.
    TheRealMimi TheRealMimi
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Mar 9, 2010
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