I Am Proud to Be a Texan Along With Dasmuggler

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    Rules For Entering Texas

    Rules For Entering Texas Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. Let's get thisstraight. We have one stoplight in town. We stop when it's red. We may even stop when it's yellow. It's called a 'gravel road'. I drive a pickup truck because I need to...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Feb 28, 2009

    Ducks

      Wednesday, February 11, 2009 9:40 PM     ...This is quite an amazing story, complete with photos ...      A True  Duck Story From San...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler
    36-40, M
    3 Responses Apr 26, 2009

    Yep

    Nothing's better than kickin' back on the ranch, popin' a cool one and watchin' Walker Texas Ranger...   Yep... Paradise
    dasmuggler dasmuggler
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    16 Responses Feb 14, 2009

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