I Am Random

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    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 16, 2014

    Just a cut Just a scratch "What is that?

    " "It was just the cat." Just an excuse Just a lie "What's with all the brackets?" "Just a fashion statement." Just a tear Just a scream "Why are you crying?" "It was just a bad dream." But it's never just a cut A tear or a lie It's only 'just one more' Until you can't take it no...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 13, 2015

    Vinegar is for people

    that want a surface clean, but they also want the whole room to smell like a sweaty taint.
    CloseButNoGuitar CloseButNoGuitar
    26-30, M
    Mar 18, 2016

    I made friends with this gnat at Burger King.

    I would blow on him when he fell over (which happened a lot considering he was trying to fly through 2 pained glass window). I even named him Phineas . I got really depressed when I had to leave it.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 17, 2015

    My dad yelled at me 3 times today

    and my bf is flipping out saying he is worried about me. My dad yells at me all the time. It's normal for me. He (bf) says he doesn't like seeing me upset all the time, but I'm not. At least not to me
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jun 21, 2015

    I don't think oxygen kills you there are some

    people who live over the age of 90.
    PetiteChica PetiteChica
    22-25, F
    Nov 16, 2015
    Trinityde Trinityde
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Jan 8, 2015

    It not real..........

    .....…...................... WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN! {SORRY ABOUT THIS} THIS GIRL’S NAME IS SUMMER SHE’S 15 YEARS OLD & hasBLONDE HAIR ,MANY SCARS no NOSE OR EARS.. SHE IS DEAD. IF U DONT COPYTHIS JUST LIKE FROM THE RING, COPY N POST...
    Arietis3302 Arietis3302
    13-15, F
    1 Response Aug 15, 2015

    People says... The way to men's heart is

    through his stomach... Obviously it is true...
    25minutestoolate 25minutestoolate
    31-35, F
    Apr 8, 2016

    I love the feeling when I'm up kinda late

    and I'm sleepy it makes me feel high or drunk. Everything I find funny is like 10x funnier no drugs or achohol needed.
    wassup305 wassup305
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 2, 2015

    I got my top brace today.

    So now I have my plate brace at the top of my mouth and my braces on my teeth... They arent hurting... Yet.
    xItsChelsx xItsChelsx
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 2, 2015

    basically I'm just pressing random things on

    that upper thing on my keypad. Enjoy :3 ................................................................. I'm at not yep and the first other best thing about the future is of course you I have no idea how o to get my nails and toes are the best of the best way of life in prison...
    HisoHime HisoHime
    16-17, F
    Sep 16, 2015

    I almost got took out by a bird this morning.

    It flew inches from my face. I could feel the breeze from its wings lol 🐦
    Pooh1993 Pooh1993
    22-25, F
    Apr 3, 2015

    I have felt helpless before.

    .. But then I helped myself....
    hellerpeople hellerpeople
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Sep 12, 2014

    I'm Not As Random As You Think I Salad

    But really, what's up with clouds? They just chill there in the sky, all fluffy-like and such. I could really go for a sandwich right now, but instead I think I'll read a book. Do YOU have a problem with elephants? Ya, you in the Snuffuluffugus costume. Bring me a sandwich...
    TheOnlyBenis TheOnlyBenis
    22-25, M
    7 Responses Jun 2, 2011
    DeadlyArsenic DeadlyArsenic
    22-25, F
    Jan 7, 2016

    Has anyone ever noticed

    that we're always at war with blanket terms? The "war on drugs" or "war on terrorism." What many people don't understand is that when you take aspirin for a headache, you're taking a drug. If there were simply a "war on drugs" then should that be a nondiscriminatory fight? Not...
    CloseButNoGuitar CloseButNoGuitar
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Dec 23, 2015

    The police came to the door to say

    that my dogs had been chasing some neighbor kids on bikes. That's crazy, my dogs don't even know how to ride bikes.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 13, 2015
    snowballcupcake snowballcupcake
    16-17, F
    Feb 19, 2016

    "Elevator music" is such a widely recognized

    and referenced term, but yet every time I'm on an elevator there is no damn elevator music.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 8, 2016
    PenelopePotter PenelopePotter
    16-17, F
    1 Response Oct 24, 2015
    Smileydork Smileydork
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Feb 2, 2016
    butterflybaby123 butterflybaby123
    13-15, F
    3 Responses May 26, 2015

    So my best friend Alexa said I wasn't allowed

    to post anymore depressing things so I'm going to post random happy words LITTLE EINSTINES!!!!! HAPPY LLAMA!! FROGS! RAINBOWS BUTTERFLIES!
    butterflybaby123 butterflybaby123
    13-15, F
    Apr 13, 2015

    And we'll never be oils!

    *Oils*, it'll be okay bud! Those kind of books just ain't for us
    FadedGalaxy FadedGalaxy
    16-17, M
    Jul 28, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Sep 26, 2015

    When I Get My Hair Done....

    When she's washing my hair, and leaning over me, and her boobs are right there in my face, I just want to nuzzle my face in them. But that would not be a good idea to pull that kind of thing at the hair salon. That is my random thought of the day. Thank you.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    12 Responses Apr 3, 2011
    Provinceana Provinceana
    22-25, F
    6 Responses Apr 25, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Sep 19, 2014

    Still was the night. The night,

    it was still. It was still when it was still early in the evening and it was still still later at night. And before the sun came up, when it was still night... the night was still still. With the morning light came the roar of a chainsaw. The still of the night was not still...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Nov 12, 2014

    Phahahahahahah πŸ˜‚I laughed

    so much at thisπŸ˜‚
    loveyourselfalwaysxx loveyourselfalwaysxx
    16-17, F
    Jun 28, 2014
    25minutestoolate 25minutestoolate
    31-35, F
    1 Response Apr 21, 2016

    Shoutout to all the fake friends I had.

    To the people that have treated me like a convenience Shoutout to the boy that treat me like a toy To the boy that made me feel like a queen before breaking my fragile heart into a billion pieces Finally a shoutout to the people who actually care if I'm okay The people that...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 19, 2015

    I WAS PLAYING THIS GAME AND I GOT BORED SO I

    RANDOMLY SAID "I sexually identify myself as a potato" AND EVERYONE STARTED SAYING STUFF LIKE SAME, IM A TOMATO, IM LETUCE, LETS MAKE A SALAD IM CFYNIGDEGDFsthYAAHHAHAHAHrdgxWR I LOVE PEOPLE
    snowballcupcake snowballcupcake
    16-17, F
    Feb 16, 2016

    If I have a next life I want to be rolling in

    money, but not be that rich jerk.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Aug 29, 2015

    I'll start being a vegetarian

    when bacon starts to grows on trees πŸ˜‚
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jun 30, 2014

    The movie title titanic has the word "***" in

    it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Sep 23, 2015

    -Recent situation- Me: *Calls mom to tell her

    to call uncle back* Btw, when will you be back? Mom: About an hour. I dropped you brother off and your sis and I are at a store. Me: Oh..oh, you...you have my sister?..*looks down hallway* Mom: Yes we're just driving around and now we're going to the Goodwill. Me: Oh, okay. Yeah...
    justthat1girl99 justthat1girl99
    18-21, F
    Jul 30, 2015

    My eyes get lighter in the winter lol it's

    weird xD anyone else experience this?
    izzyyxo izzyyxo
    18-21, F
    Dec 10, 2014

    I'm sorry I've been off lately !

    !!! I am now here !
    HisoHime HisoHime
    16-17, F
    1 Response May 27, 2015

    I've seen such a change in my teeth

    since my braces and they aren't even close to coming off yet! Pain isn't fun though :(
    xItsChelsx xItsChelsx
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Nov 25, 2015
    drama16queen1997 drama16queen1997
    18-21
    3 Responses Jul 5, 2014

    I want bigger boobs but i have a bad back

    so I dont want to snap in half. I think the dark spots on my face make me look like a Dalmatian but at least they're kinda cute. I think I made this account because I need some type of diary to help clear my thoughts. I'm trying to force positivity down my throat but its clearly...
    Overtherainbow66 Overtherainbow66
    22-25, F
    Aug 13, 2015
    eliteshadow eliteshadow
    18-21, M
    Feb 1, 2016

    Behold! For this is the field in

    which I grow my f*cks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shall see that it is barren.
    CloseButNoGuitar CloseButNoGuitar
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Dec 16, 2015

    My cousins daughter and son (both still young)

    They decided to put make up on my face They used a lot of glitter and gloss but I was like "oh well what could go wrong" after they were done it was so funny my cousin and bro couldn't stop laughing and I was like "I'm fabulous don't be jealous" It was a funny day
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Dec 6, 2014

    POOOOOOP!!!! NOW WATCH ME WHIP!

    NOW WATCH ME NEH NEH!!! I DONT ACTUALLY KNO THE SONG BUT WHTEVA!!!!! I LIKE CAKE, I LIKE CAKE, I LIKE CAKE, COOKIES, CAAAAAKKEE!!!!!
    PenelopePotter PenelopePotter
    16-17, F
    1 Response Sep 27, 2015

    I think **** is fake.

    So far there's been a lack of sexy milfs asking me to fix their plumbing.
    Longpatrol90 Longpatrol90
    26-30, M
    Nov 24, 2015

    Sometimes I wanna post an actual question on

    here, but then I see what everyone else is posting, and I get discouraged..
    justthat1girl99 justthat1girl99
    18-21, F
    1 Response Sep 27, 2015

    I decided to take silly pics bc I'm bored

    and I have my hair and makeup done, so I mean why not?😝
    fallout07 fallout07
    22-25, F
    Dec 12, 2014

    I started running because I thought I was being

    chased by a Tracker Jacker. Then I realized it was just a wasp. Then I realized I wasn't in The Hunger Games.
    chocolategumdrop16 chocolategumdrop16
    18-21, F
    Nov 1, 2014
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