I Am Really Weird

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    We're like cocoa and marshmallows.

    You're hot and I want to be on top of you. ^_^
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 7, 2015

    Funny Words.

    The weirdest thing I like to do is pronounce words wrong. For instance the word, "breakfast" I say it as if it was two words "Break fast". "I'm gonna cook me some 'break fast'" haha. I also do that to wednesday (wed-nes-day) and I say hungry as in the country Hungary because...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 24, 2013
    LunaValentine LunaValentine
    18-21, M
    Jul 22, 2014

    I just hope that wherever all my bobby pins go,

    they're happy. That's all that matters.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 30, 2015

    I'm always scared that I'm too weird

    for people. I'm really loud and I think about things very differently. My favourite thing to do is watch horror movies and joke about death and how other people will die... Its usually gruesome.
    Watson1450 Watson1450
    16-17, F
    May 30, 2015

    Sometimes you don't have to be the fastest,

    you just have to be faster than the last person.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 30, 2015

    I feel weird because I'm a straight guy

    and I've watched shows were the main protagonist is female and loved the show. The two biggest examples are Cardcaptors and Charmed. The Charmed ones are badass especially Phebe but Sakura is not so much.
    Maybeincubus Maybeincubus
    26-30, M
    1 Response Jun 15, 2015

    I Just Ate a Muffin Wrapper

    when I think about it, most people probably don't eat the wrapper.
    FoolYourself FoolYourself
    16-17, M
    1 Response Dec 3, 2007

    You Don'T Even Know

    my friends don't Ben understand what I'm talking about most of the time sometimes I think I'm an alien sometimes i actually think believing in things make them real I always KNOW I'm psychic no dout there I make up random stories off the top of my head I'm way too weird...
    optimisticasalways optimisticasalways
    18-21
    Jul 28, 2013

    You are not fat, You have fat.

    But you also have fingernails, and you're not fingernail.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 6, 2015

    I hate when I think I'm buying organic

    vegetables but when I get home I realize they're just regular donuts..
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 23, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    18 Responses May 6, 2015

    I wonder if Chinese tourists get angry

    when they buy a souvenir from America, just to find out it was made in China..
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    5 Responses Apr 16, 2015

    and I don't think it's a good kind of weird.

    . More like the outcast, creepy, undesired kind of weird. It's especially convincing when people like to shove it in your face. Sigh.
    adorea adorea
    70+, F
    Apr 17, 2014

    I am so weird that you don't

    even know why, and probably never will, because I don't either. AYE CARUMBA!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Sep 25, 2015

    I am very very weird.

    I do weird **** that I think is fun. In the bedroom i act like a animal. My family don't see my weird side just my friends and my boyfriend
    lorrena19 lorrena19
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 27, 2015

    Girls are attracted to ********

    because when they were little, everyone told them that boys were mean when they liked them.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    8 Responses Apr 10, 2015

    Sometimes I lay in bed

    and randomly start laughing hysterically, it's starting to worry me.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 23, 2015

    If you stick your finger in your ear

    and wiggle it up and down, it sounds like pacman You're welcome ^_^
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Apr 25, 2015

    New Year's Resolutions - A Tantric Approach

    I have decided to make a game out of all my resolutions. I have to clean, lose weight, exercise, cook and read more. OMG. I have decided to not set a goal because I find that it is too negative when you are starting a resolution because it just makes you think of how much work...
    curiousblogger curiousblogger
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jan 1, 2012

    I'm Weird and Proud of It!

    " That's strange" I here that quite a lot at work. I also here "that's creepy" as well. Usually, it's the fake skulls I have on my desk that illicit that response. Sometimes its the dragons...or the interest in ghost hunting...or the weird music...
    Chephren Chephren
    26-30, M
    1 Response Nov 30, 2008
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 5, 2015

    Im So Weird

     i think im normal! :D
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Oct 7, 2009
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 6, 2015

    One time at subway, the girl was like "that

    will be 4.20, would you like it toasted?" And I was like "yeah, blaze it." The guy at the oven lost it.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Apr 27, 2015

    *hot guy walks by* Me: no.

    . Come back.. I love you.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses May 13, 2015

    I'm weird. A total odd ball.

    I have a boyfriend though. Which is even more weird because he is weird and it just makes me feel even more weird. I have a weird circle at school where we all just talk about something (normally a ****) that we watched the night before. Wtf is my problem.
    Driftyftw Driftyftw
    18-21, F
    Mar 10, 2014
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies
    18-21, F
    Apr 24, 2015

    Fifty shades of grey is only romantic

    because the guy is rich, if he were living in a trailer, it'd be an episode of criminal minds.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    6 Responses May 1, 2015

    Arent We All Weir Din a Way??

    hehe that muffin story was funny! i havent eating nething thats weirds but i tend to count random things alot.. i also often find myself talking to bugs esp ladybugs!! they're just soo "magical" ... i dunno i just tend t drift away alot and stare at things and look for...
    applescruffs applescruffs
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 28, 2008
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