I Am Richard Nixon

I am not a crook. Sometimes when I'm alone, I dress up in my grandfather's clothing and give Nixon's speeches to the family cat, Mr. Scribbles.

    Yo Check Out My Lizard Skin Yo

    As everyone in America knows, Richard Nixon is half lizard. So, I have begun intensive reptilian DNA transfusions daily. The results, I must say, are frightening. I have the beginnings of scales on the tops of my feet and hands. I have grown fond to house flies and blackbirds. I...
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    1 Response May 14, 2009


    I love to watch this guy talk its great he was a great man
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    May 14, 2009
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