I Am Richard Nixon

I am not a crook. Sometimes when I'm alone, I dress up in my grandfather's clothing and give Nixon's speeches to the family cat, Mr. Scribbles.


    I love to watch this guy talk its great he was a great man
    skdjfijw01 skdjfijw01
    May 14, 2009

    Yo Check Out My Lizard Skin Yo

    As everyone in America knows, Richard Nixon is half lizard. So, I have begun intensive reptilian DNA transfusions daily. The results, I must say, are frightening. I have the beginnings of scales on the tops of my feet and hands. I have grown fond to house flies and blackbirds. I...
    derrikkraft derrikkraft
    1 Response May 14, 2009
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