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I Am Sarcastic And Rude

Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else! 12 People

    I'm usually not up for the social niceties like small talk, discussing the weather, I probably won't answer your call or return your text right away until I'm in the right head...
    goodwitchofthenorth goodwitchofthenorth 36-40, F 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    I have three classes with a guy and he is terribly rude. Not to me, but to others including my friends. And it irritates me so much. What irritates me more is when, after he...
    FaerieGrrl98 FaerieGrrl98 16-17, F a week ago

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    I admit it. I'm an *******. But you're a moron. I figure it's more polite to be sarcastic than to simply laugh in your face. And please accept my advanced apology if...
    Some1umayNo Some1umayNo 46-50, M 1 Response a week ago

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    I don't mind annoying people I just see it as they wanna talk and don't wanna make the recipient of the message feel lonely. Its a kind gesture but I will not pursue messages with...
    MyLifeIsStrange MyLifeIsStrange 18-21, F Jan 30

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    I think it's time to leave ep. I came here to vent and relate to people that possibly have the same issues that I do. Instead I get hit with rude comments and messages. Venting...
    Whatsmystory Whatsmystory 26-30, F 15 Responses Jan 30

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    I do dislike rude People and have fond a few here in my short time so being rude will not work for you..
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 27

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    Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or I'm just a *****!
    Serena6669 Serena6669 18-21, F 5 Responses Jan 26

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    I'm SO sarcastic sometimes that it actually annoys the **** out of me lol
    victoriassecret97 victoriassecret97 18-21, F Jan 24

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    Well some people tend to think I am rude. I'm rude if I don't greet a person with a hug. What's wrong with just saying "hello how are you?" So ever since, I had to be nice and...
    EndlessDreams22 EndlessDreams22 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 24

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    In High School I had a teacher who was so done with his students stupidity that he would give sarcastic answers whenever they'd try to talk to him which I thought was kind of funny...
    BlueCookieMonster BlueCookieMonster 22-25, M 2 Responses Jan 23

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    Being sarcastic on a regular basis can add up to 3 years to your life. Sarcasm is extremely healthy for the mind.
    silverfox61 silverfox61 61-65, F 1 Response Jan 22

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    I am so sarcastic. So incredibly sarcastic and I know some people don't get it, sometimes not even me. My sarcasm isn't meant to be mean its more of loving banter.Im just looking...
    Syd96 Syd96 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 21

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    You want to know why, there is contempt? Because, watching people like you, who are proud of waddling around with their fat, is disgusting...
    Onli1Pebbles Onli1Pebbles 46-50, F Jan 15

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    Sargasm: when the urge to make a sarcastic comment is so overwhelming you can only roll your eyes and grunt incoherently.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 2 Responses Jan 14

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    I hate when people don't understand my sarcasm.... They ruin everything.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 4 Responses Jan 13

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    I find this EP place to have so many rude *** and UN friendly people!
    ZombieKillerguy ZombieKillerguy 41-45, M 3 Responses Jan 13

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    Stress is caused by giving a ****.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 11 Responses Jan 13

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    My dream job would be driving the karma bus.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 5 Responses Jan 13

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    When life knocks you down... calmly get back up and very politely say "You hit like a *****".
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 13

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    Zombies eat brains. You're safe.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 13

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    Smarter people tend to make sarcastic comments quicker than people who aren't as smart. thepsychmind
    silverfox61 silverfox61 61-65, F Jan 12

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    Nice try "Unknown number", but I don't even answer the phone for people I know...
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 5 Responses Jan 12

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    Having a vagina doesn't stop me from believing my balls are bigger than yours.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 5 Responses Jan 12

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    How do I like my coffee? Handed to me.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 7 Responses Jan 12

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    I'm sorry what I said when you tried to wake me up.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 3 Responses Jan 12

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    It's a joke, not a ****. Don't take it so hard.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 12

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    Sorry that offended you, I really didn't think you'd get it.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 2 Responses Jan 12

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    I love sweatshirt season. Am I wearing a bra? Who knows. Am I wearing what I wore to bed under it? Maybe.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 5 Responses Jan 12

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    Sarcasm is like electricity.. Most part of world still don't get it
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 11

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    "Being able to use and understand sarcasm is a sign of social competence."
    silverfox61 silverfox61 61-65, F 2 Responses Jan 11

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    I always carry a knife in my purse. You know, in case of cheesecake or something.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 6 Responses Jan 11

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    based on how I react when toast pops out of the toaster, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 2 Responses Jan 11

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    They laughed at my crayon drawing. I laughed at their chalk outline.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 2 Responses Jan 11

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    MONDAY. YOU. BASTARD.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 5 Responses Jan 11

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    Why are all these women wearing sweat pants in public? No one ever said "Hot damn, this chick looks COMFORTABLE!"
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 4 Responses Jan 10

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    "Should I add more liquor?" is the most ridiculous question I've ever been asked.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 3 Responses Jan 10

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    Life lesson: a shot of vodka before shopping for swimwear makes the whole experience much more pleasurable.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 10

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    My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of god woman, eat salad!
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 5 Responses Jan 10

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    It's not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and feel really sad around 8pm.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 3 Responses Jan 10

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    Coffee - because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 10

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