I'm usually not up for the social niceties like small talk, discussing the weather, I probably won't answer your call or return your text right away until I'm in the right head...
I have three classes with a guy and he is terribly rude. Not to me, but to others including my friends. And it irritates me so much. What irritates me more is when, after he...
I admit it.
I'm an *******.
But you're a moron.
I figure it's more polite to be sarcastic than to simply laugh in your face.
And please accept my advanced apology if...
I don't mind annoying people I just see it as they wanna talk and don't wanna make the recipient of the message feel lonely. Its a kind gesture but I will not pursue messages with...
I think it's time to leave ep. I came here to vent and relate to people that possibly have the same issues that I do. Instead I get hit with rude comments and messages. Venting...
I do dislike rude People and have fond a few here in my short time so being rude will not work for you..
Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or I'm just a *****!
I'm SO sarcastic sometimes that it actually annoys the **** out of me lol
Well some people tend to think I am rude. I'm rude if I don't greet a person with a hug. What's wrong with just saying "hello how are you?" So ever since, I had to be nice and...
In High School I had a teacher who was so done with his students stupidity that he would give sarcastic answers whenever they'd try to talk to him which I thought was kind of funny...
Being sarcastic on a
regular basis can add up
to 3 years to your life.
Sarcasm is extremely
healthy for the mind.
I am so sarcastic. So incredibly sarcastic and I know some people don't get it, sometimes not even me. My sarcasm isn't meant to be mean its more of loving banter.Im just looking...
You want to know why, there is contempt? Because, watching people like you, who are proud of waddling around with their fat, is disgusting...
Sargasm: when the urge to make a sarcastic comment is so overwhelming you can only roll your eyes and grunt incoherently.
I hate when people don't understand my sarcasm.... They ruin everything.
I find this EP place to have so many rude *** and UN friendly people!
Stress is caused by giving a ****.
My dream job would be driving the karma bus.
When life knocks you down... calmly get back up and very politely say "You hit like a *****".
Zombies eat brains. You're safe.
tend to make sarcastic
who aren't as smart.
Nice try "Unknown number", but I don't even answer the phone for people I know...
Having a vagina doesn't stop me from believing my balls are bigger than yours.
How do I like my coffee?
Handed to me.
I'm sorry what I said when you tried to wake me up.
It's a joke, not a ****. Don't take it so hard.
Sorry that offended you, I really didn't think you'd get it.
I love sweatshirt season. Am I wearing a bra? Who knows. Am I wearing what I wore to bed under it? Maybe.
Sarcasm is like electricity.. Most part of world still don't get it
"Being able to use and understand sarcasm is a sign of social competence."
I always carry a knife in my purse. You know, in case of cheesecake or something.
based on how I react when toast pops out of the toaster, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
Why are all these women wearing sweat pants in public?
No one ever said "Hot damn, this chick looks COMFORTABLE!"
"Should I add more liquor?" is the most ridiculous question I've ever been asked.
Life lesson: a shot of vodka before shopping for swimwear makes the whole experience much more pleasurable.
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of god woman, eat salad!
It's not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and feel really sad around 8pm.
Coffee - because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm.