difference between being an *******,and sarcasm?they are my favorites!
I'm serious, this facial expression does not mean I am stabbing you mentally. What? Me? Want to kill like everyone today? Nah, I'm just overjoyed to see you
that you told me 2 tell him that he an kiss your ***
because it's illegal to kill them"
so why don't you just **** off and let me grow fonder off you hehehe
and everyone is okay/not okay with that. That's fine. However, whenever I try to add to that sarcasm, apparently, it's not funny anymore.
Person: No, i'm watering it so it'll grow in to a bus.
heart disease and obesity runs in your family. It's that no one runs in your family.
until someone doesn't pick up on the sarcasm.
sarcasm is something everybody can enjoy.
But especially the ones who are smarter than you.
with a shallow person.
Photo taken from the internet.
characters as if they were real, and have you still think I'm sane...
where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer... I saw the video.
We need to talk.
I was like, I KNOW, RIGHT?
I touch myself"... which translates to I rub my temples, because you give me a fukcing migraine.
advertising their personal blog or whatever.
I find it very appropriate that they do it even on the posts where someone is pouring their heart out over how they feel like they have no one.
Nothing says "I care for you" like a "Please visit my travel blog" comment.
because apparently, slapping the hell out of your co-workers is frowned upon by management.
that's why you have 197 photos in an album called "ME".
and I had to share it....some times even the heavens say **** you
It's also a good indicator of intelligence.
"Yeah, I bet your knees do too."
Girl: To see a movie?
Boy: No, to count the seats.
So if anyone asks, I'm outstanding!
after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich.
*the demon possessing my body blushes*
everyone assumes I'm mean, yet that's besides the point. sarcasm isn't mean it's just a way of interaction. you assume too much and get hurt from your own conclusion you're jumping to.
Keys? Just found them.
Coffee cup? Full.
Sanity? Sanity??? Looks like we have a runner!
but words will never hurt me unless those words are i don't know how to tell you this but you might have to get tested i might have given you the clap
yours belong in the zoo
Don't be mad I will be there too
Not in the cage but laughing at you
and problems to feel better about mine.
Well I don't like your stupid.
who understand when I'm being that way and give it to me right back. Quick wit is really sexy on anyone.
or do they get up early every morning and practice?
when you wake up looking like a troll.
It's called the throne.
Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not having to explain myself.
that I don't put enough gas in my car when we go out to eat. So I went to a Gas Station and we ate snacks there. 2 birds with 1 stone. #GasStationDating
Sort that **** out.
but my fucket list is a mile long.
It's all good though, the make-up sex was incredible!