it's just me and you again! isn't that wonderful? :)
that's my bad luck talking to me this morning. :/
who understand when I'm being that way and give it to me right back. Quick wit is really sexy on anyone.
when I'm being sarcastic. Some people do not like my sarcasm but it makes me who I am. : )
must have been something I hate :I
It's called the throne.
I touch myself"... which translates to I rub my temples, because you give me a fukcing migraine.
that's why you have 197 photos in an album called "ME".
advertising their personal blog or whatever.
I find it very appropriate that they do it even on the posts where someone is pouring their heart out over how they feel like they have no one.
Nothing says "I care for you" like a "Please visit my travel blog" comment.
yours belong in the zoo
Don't be mad I will be there too
Not in the cage but laughing at you
because it's illegal to kill them"
Person: No, i'm watering it so it'll grow in to a bus.
I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
characters as if they were real, and have you still think I'm sane...
and alot of people take me overly serious...but hey can't help the sarcastic side Haha
until someone doesn't pick up on the sarcasm.
Sort that **** out.
It's all good though, the make-up sex was incredible!
so why don't you just **** off and let me grow fonder off you hehehe
that I am sarcastic
I don't do it purposely
Sometimes I may hurt people's feelings
It just comes out like that
Especially if I feel that person is bullsh*tting me
I will always reply in a sarcastic manner
is this a bad habit or is this normal?
I always wondered
I'm serious, this facial expression does not mean I am stabbing you mentally. What? Me? Want to kill like everyone today? Nah, I'm just overjoyed to see you
movie.... Bad girls smile because they know they can do better ;)
and I had to share it....some times even the heavens say **** you
and problems to feel better about mine.
understand peoples humor. How ironic is that.
because apparently, slapping the hell out of your co-workers is frowned upon by management.
" My name wasn't in the search results.
after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich.
I was like, I KNOW, RIGHT?
everyone assumes I'm mean, yet that's besides the point. sarcasm isn't mean it's just a way of interaction. you assume too much and get hurt from your own conclusion you're jumping to.
"Yeah, I bet your knees do too."
I'm sarcastic, 99.9% of the time, but in that 0.1% where I'm not being my normal sarcastic self, everyone assumes I'm being sarcastic and no one will take what I say seriously!! Like c'mon guys wake the **** up!
difference between being an *******,and sarcasm?they are my favorites!
when you say Hi to them these days, they act as if you poke them right in the...!
I wonder why?
that I don't put enough gas in my car when we go out to eat. So I went to a Gas Station and we ate snacks there. 2 birds with 1 stone. #GasStationDating
Which is very effective
when dealing with emotional stress
or do they get up early every morning and practice?