I am a thief. I steal. In fact, I've been stealing for a very long time.
I've evolved, as a thief. My first thieving experiment didn't go so well. I was in a Safeway (you know those right? they're all the same, except the ones in Danville and rich...
or do something... and in your head you think something... well sadly sometimes I say them out loud.
Some while ago we went to see my daughter in a swimming gala. One of her team-mate's mothers sat near us. She walked past - well she'd had the haircut which was a disaster. I...
and annoying so she was asking my cousin if she has any annoying habits and I said ' Yes , breathing ' and she's like ' omg omg what ?' I know it was mean , but I couldn't help myself lol Some people think I'm mean because my humour isn't exactly nice ;p
In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes stepped on my feet...and then she said," Sorry did that hurt?"
I just wanna say, "not at all. I’m on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?"
Ugh people =_='
People point at their wrist and ask what the time is. It's not as if I point at my crotch and ask where the toilet is.
2. People say, "oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too" - well, obviously! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
3. People say, "can I ask you a...