. people take me seriously and take it all up the *** haha
but my fucket list is a mile long.
I touch myself"... which translates to I rub my temples, because you give me a fukcing migraine.
if I'm being sarcastic or I'm just a *****!
probably shouldn't do this" to "**** it, let's see what happens."
to have fun.
You don't need running shoes to run but it fucken helps.
*the demon possessing my body blushes*
...notice how all women's problems start with Men
that could have been wine.
everyone assumes I'm mean, yet that's besides the point. sarcasm isn't mean it's just a way of interaction. you assume too much and get hurt from your own conclusion you're jumping to.
or do they get up early every morning and practice?
my muscles ache despite me,
I don't have that happy glow.
Winter blows, winter blows, winter blows!!
suffered from insanity. I replied No, we all seem to enjoy it.
before I send them, because I rarely say something that's not hilarious.
tubes of hemorrhoid cream?
your man, just smile really big and ask "Notice anything different?"
because it's illegal to kill them"
and it could be taken in a couple different ways, always go with sarcasm. Your chances of being wrong are incredibly low.
It's called the throne.
I'm serious, this facial expression does not mean I am stabbing you mentally. What? Me? Want to kill like everyone today? Nah, I'm just overjoyed to see you
after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich.
that I don't put enough gas in my car when we go out to eat. So I went to a Gas Station and we ate snacks there. 2 birds with 1 stone. #GasStationDating
and I had to share it....some times even the heavens say **** you
I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
and problems to feel better about mine.
who understand when I'm being that way and give it to me right back. Quick wit is really sexy on anyone.
Person: No, i'm watering it so it'll grow in to a bus.
So you don't like my attitude blame yourself!
What's the best one liner you have used to shut someone down?
that's why you have 197 photos in an album called "ME".
Like break your ****** neck.