the knife to my soup , the glitter to my sushi and the ketchup to my ice cream.
My point is you're worthless.
**** off " confused with " please continue ".
that I don't put enough gas in my car when we go out to eat. So I went to a Gas Station and we ate snacks there. 2 birds with 1 stone. #GasStationDating
who keep having birthdays live a lot longer...
either me or those basketball season tickets" I told her it was easy...via a photo text of me at the game
where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.
I'm serious, this facial expression does not mean I am stabbing you mentally. What? Me? Want to kill like everyone today? Nah, I'm just overjoyed to see you
2) the wrong side
than the speed of stupid!
I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
instead of just getting offended...She's a keeper!
well the background is I have been ******* trying from 5 months for this stupid internship, which would be useless because they are anyway not going to hire me, besides, this is the 8th time I am rejected because there are no spots open. Well, why would they be open, its not...
and I had to share it....some times even the heavens say **** you
or do they get up early every morning and practice?
*the demon possessing my body blushes*
women reveal 90% of their body....men are so polite they only look at the covered parts
I'm sarcastic, 99.9% of the time, but in that 0.1% where I'm not being my normal sarcastic self, everyone assumes I'm being sarcastic and no one will take what I say seriously!! Like c'mon guys wake the **** up!
sarcasm is something everybody can enjoy.
But especially the ones who are smarter than you.
yours belong in the zoo
Don't be mad I will be there too
Not in the cage but laughing at you
and let you think I'm dumb. Our I could open my mouth and prove it.
when some fool thinks you're being serious...
to have a special ability to insult idiots without them realizing :D
old son used scarcasm properly for the first time. The 4 year old isn't there yet, but give her time. She is my mini-me after all.
It's called the throne.
I'm still here. It's just that what you said was so ******* stupid that o think I slipped into a coma for a few minutes."
that's why you have 197 photos in an album called "ME".
everyone assumes I'm mean, yet that's besides the point. sarcasm isn't mean it's just a way of interaction. you assume too much and get hurt from your own conclusion you're jumping to.
in bed and thinking about how tired I am.
that little whiny butt snot nosed kid blocked me for telling the truth!
because apparently, slapping the hell out of your co-workers is frowned upon by management.
because it's illegal to kill them"
1. Be a female.
2. Be 13-21.
3. Show chest.
4. Be a trollolololol.
5. Be Billy.
6. Be a pervert.
7. Post tons of pics.
8. Write raunchy stories ;).
9. Be extreme.
10. Post tons of stuff in the Questions section.
11. Sound smart.
12. Make a fake Diana account.
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y ?
Well I don't like your stupid.
But I don't remember eating a ******* Legend
. I've never been this old before ._.
and I won't give a **** next Wednesday either.
women can't live with them....O wait...I did that one already. *Braces self for the wrath*
Girl: To see a movie?
Boy: No, to count the seats.
but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did .