but answer with a dumb answer ... Really obvious questions deserve to be shut down by a joke sorry lol that's who I am ✋☺️
Okay, that was sarcastic. I'm very sarcastic. So yeah. Sarcasm.
.. did you miss me?"
To which she replies in the bluntest of tones... "Like a cat misses licking it's own arsehole".
Fit's perfectly I'd day
Me: I mean duhh.. CLOTHES of course
apocalypse. I am going to have my brains eaten. But you, you have nothing to worry about.
than saying all the things I'd really like to say.
where people who shed tears for the poor are heroes, while businessmen who give them jobs are often villains
If the problem is your face. :P
Pessimists say the glass is half empty,
I say 'repeat my drink '
New fresh! New start! :)
....(I didn't mean it guys)
but I don't mind if you can't take my sarcasm we won't get along anyway
where people proclaim their desire to commit suicide.
Apparently, I'm not really good at it since people take me seriously and I get into trouble for it.
that through text/computer, it can go unnoticed a lot of times. I try to tone it down when texting but in person, i love being sarcastic
teacher. He was doing attendance and called out my friend's name. He said,
"Is Vanessa here?"
Then I answered, "No she died."
when nobody can tell when you are serious or sarcastic. No, I'm not making fun of you. I totally like you..
than a sarcastic conversation that goes on and on without a break!! :)
they take life so serious. sometimes you need to laugh even if sarcasm is hurting you inside. just stop being so grumpy.
and laugh! !!
(just don't laugh at me...) hahaha
Trolling is the fine art of using witty humour to challenge other people's' intelligence. And I am proud to say that I enjoy making clever jokes. Anything else is rather dull and not worth the effort! haha
Me: nahhhhhh carpet for 97.
" "You're all I need." "I couldn't live without you."
In school they taught me that i couldn't live without:
My text book never mentioned that guy I liked in 6th period.
I'm pretty sure you can still survive without having someone "love" you...
breaks every bone in my body and coughs up blood*
friend: OMG ARE YOU OKAY?!!!!? CAN YOU STAND UP?!?! ARE YOU HURT!?!!
ME: Nah I'm fine because I didn't just fall down the stairs and I'm definitely not laying in a puddle of blood. yeah Im perfectly fine -_-
Makes everything a bit more entertaining
When I decide to be a jerk, some people think I'm still being sarcastic while others actually realize I'm not.
that the Internet wasn't around when I was young and did stupid things.
in the dish washer. Maybe next time it'll be your Mac book. Then we can argue. Stfu.
I replied, "nope we **** in the corner"
that's the shirt you wore the other day, right?"
Yes, *****. This is the shirt I wore the other ******* day. I have this awesome thing at home called a "WASHING MACHINE" you should get one :)
that you're a ******* moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon and i was raised better than that
especially over the Internet, but I hope it's a cute trait and not a bitchy one haha
calling me fat.
"Really? I'm fat? I had no idea! Is THAT why I can't see my feet when I look down? I'm SO glad you told me. I never would've know I was fat without your help."
to have a special ability to insult idiots without them realizing :D
say something sarcastic so it's not so awkward. Also once I say the sarcastic remark sometimes people don't understand what I say so they stand there trying to figure out what I said:)
because it's illegal to kill them"
we're having a company over tonight for dinner.
Daughter/Son: Oh sorry, I didn't know dinner would be held in my bedroom. :O
Mom: Just do it -_-
of other people.
Tell him/her: SET YOURSELF ON FIRE. -_-
and they're like, "Hey, what are you doing here?!" and you're like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants!" *idiot*
Girl: To see a movie?
Boy: No, to count the seats.
just punch them in the jaw .
Seriously , just punch them in the jaw and go get some Beer.
sarcasm...... That's why my Minecraft name is "The_Sarcasmist_"
...beware all you sensitive individuals.
The highest form of intelligence
that gets me through my day.
And coffee. Coffee helps too.