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I Am Sarcastic

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    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses May 6

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    Sarcasm **** up most my dates ,

    its probably the reason im still single
    othmanetazi othmanetazi 22-25, M 8 Responses May 14

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    "Hi whats ur name how old r u

    where r u from? Send some selfies? :)" Uh, no. I'm not here to be poorly flirted with by a desperate person like you.
    MisunderstoodGirl69 MisunderstoodGirl69 13-15, F 6 Responses May 16

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    One good thing about being 50 is

    that the Internet wasn't around when I was young and did stupid things.
    cheersfromaz cheersfromaz 51-55, F 3 Responses Feb 8, 2014

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    "If you dont want a sarcastic answer,

    dont ask a stupid question"
    LordJashin LordJashin 13-15, M 2 Responses May 4

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    people take themselves too seriously,

    its fun to mess with them...
    Pack1213 Pack1213 18-21, M May 9

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    If you can fake sincerity .

    ..... You've got it made!
    thoughtfulheart thoughtfulheart 46-50, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    an old boss of mine was talking about another

    manager in my company. he said "the other manager got real mad when I called him a dictator". I said "maybe he didn't hear the tator part"...
    HardLiquid HardLiquid 46-50, M 1 Response May 5

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    Are some people actually born stupid,

    or do they get up early every morning and practice?
    Littl3Madam Littl3Madam 18-21, F 13 Responses 1 day ago

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    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses May 3

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    i am not just sarcastic.

    i am also also a skilled, professionally trained at pointing out the obvious.
    fallenzero fallenzero 22-25, M 4 Responses May 14

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    Aquarius255 Aquarius255 22-25, F 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    The problem with being very sarcastic is

    that through text/computer, it can go unnoticed a lot of times. I try to tone it down when texting but in person, i love being sarcastic
    sammy0216 sammy0216 26-30, F 6 Responses Aug 12, 2014

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    3st3ll3 3st3ll3 13-15, F 3 Responses May 5

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    Yaird Yaird 16-17, M 7 Responses May 5

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    I'm an ******* at times

    but I'm also sweet as pie
    constancemariefat constancemariefat 22-25, F 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    It's gotten to the point

    where people around me don't know if I'm being serious. Even the teachers ask me to stop being sarcastic when I'm being totally serious.
    FallennDemonn FallennDemonn 13-15, M 2 Responses May 8

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    Sarcasm is needed when: 1.

    People point at their wrist and ask what the time is. It's not as if I point at my crotch and ask where the toilet is. 2. People say, "oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too" - well, obviously! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 3. People say, "can I ask you a...
    ThatAwkwardPanda ThatAwkwardPanda 13-15 6 Responses Jun 15, 2014

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    jenosaida jenosaida 16-17 1 Response May 16

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    megamd megamd 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    JackOLanterns JackOLanterns 18-21, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    everyone faces the life in own way.

    I face my insecurity with sarcasm, it's a sort of barrier. Everyone has own
    Enjoyyourlife Enjoyyourlife 26-30, M 2 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    Maerie Maerie 18-21, F May 6

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    Oh, I'm sorry I washed your TITANIUM scissors

    in the dish washer. Maybe next time it'll be your Mac book. Then we can argue. Stfu.
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Aug 21, 2014

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    Boy: Want to go to the cinema?

    Girl: To see a movie? Boy: No, to count the seats.
    DreamingSouls DreamingSouls 13-15, F 10 Responses Sep 1, 2014

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    And totally dig people

    who understand when I'm being that way and give it to me right back. Quick wit is really sexy on anyone.
    MissCocoGr MissCocoGr 31-35, F 13 Responses Feb 12

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    I use sarcasm because flat out telling you

    that you're a ******* moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon and i was raised better than that
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Aug 27, 2014

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    If I ever say "Oh wow" to you,

    it doesn't mean I'm impressed. It means you're stupid.
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 4 Responses Mar 3

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    People say: "oh you're my everything.

    " "You're all I need." "I couldn't live without you." In school they taught me that i couldn't live without: Shelter. Water. Food. Oxygen. Ect. My text book never mentioned that guy I liked in 6th period. I'm pretty sure you can still survive without having someone "love" you...
    BrokenInnocence BrokenInnocence 13-15, F 10 Responses Jan 10

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    Lividstone Lividstone 16-17, M 2 Responses Aug 5, 2014

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    Seriously, I'm fine. No,

    I'm serious, this facial expression does not mean I am stabbing you mentally. What? Me? Want to kill like everyone today? Nah, I'm just overjoyed to see you
    chasetheweirdo8 chasetheweirdo8 13-15, M 3 Responses Feb 19

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    Person: *washes car* Neighbour: Are you washing

    your car? Person: No, i'm watering it so it'll grow in to a bus.
    DreamingSouls DreamingSouls 13-15, F 7 Responses Oct 17, 2014

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    YouCantEscapeMyDemons YouCantEscapeMyDemons 13-15, M 9 Responses May 14

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    It actually causes me physical pain to hold

    back a sarcastic/smart *** comment.
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 5 Responses May 6

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    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 5 Responses Mar 7

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    "If you find it hard to laugh at yourself.

    ..I'll be more than happy to do it for you."
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M May 18

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    You don't like my sarcasm?

    Well I don't like your stupid.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 4 Responses Apr 23

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    NOTHING travels faster

    than the speed of stupid!
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Apr 27

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    Thankfully women don't make up things in their

    heads that don't exist and get mad over it. That would be awkward.
    IDCFUKK IDCFUKK 18-21, M 7 Responses Feb 26

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    RedHwaiting RedHwaiting 18-21, F May 18

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    Especially when people try to insult me by

    calling me fat. "Really? I'm fat? I had no idea! Is THAT why I can't see my feet when I look down? I'm SO glad you told me. I never would've know I was fat without your help."
    SerSean SerSean 18-21, M 4 Responses Dec 27, 2014

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    Are some people actually born stupid,

    or do they get up early every morning and practice?
    deleted deleted 26-30 29 Responses Apr 25

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    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 4 Responses Oct 4, 2014

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    So sarcastic sometimes I don't know

    if I'm being a bi*** or sarcastic
    YesIAmAsian YesIAmAsian 18-21 2 Responses May 3

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    My friend asked me if I had a bathroom,

    I replied, "nope we **** in the corner"
    suicideDepression suicideDepression 13-15, M 1 Response Aug 18, 2014

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    LOL

    happinesswinsxx happinesswinsxx 46-50, F 12 Responses Jul 10, 2014

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    I'm very sarcastic and I've gotten detention

    for it at least 5+ times because I use my sarcasm as a weapon against teachers, woops.
    BringMeTheSuicideSilence BringMeTheSuicideSilence 18-21, F 4 Responses May 4

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