I don't like people and sarcasm is my only defense
People - In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes stepped on my feet...and then she said," Sorry did that hurt?"
I just wanna say, "not at all. I’m on local anesthesia. Why...
I think sarcasm is a gift but sometimes it's a doom!
Sarcasm has its limits. "NOOOO, REEEAALLLY!!!???" Is very, very, very annoying. A quick and witty comment would suffice.
I am very much sarcastic and sisters always say I'm too much of a smarta** but you know, this is me, and sometimes I may be too sarcastic which is sometimes not a good thing but I...
I'm pretty sure it was my first language :)
A Husband comes home with a half gallon of Ice Cream. He asked his wife if she wants some.
"How hard is it?" she asked.
"About as hard as my ****," he replies.
To which the...
John Knowles described sarcasm as a weakness
I really don't know what people are talking about, I'm totally not sarcastic, I just offer dry, witty commentary on a situation where I imply the opposite of what I say, it's not...
I Am A Thief -
I am a thief. I steal. In fact, I've been stealing for a very long time.
I've evolved, as a thief. My first thieving experiment didn't go so well. I...
So - one day I stopped being sarcastic. It was horrible.
Oh Me... - I run out of gas ... This older man stopped to see if I needed help : he says "car trouble ?"
I said "well not really, just outta gas..."
He replies with "oh, ya need...
Oh Really (!) - Sarcasm. The language of the intellectual.
I love it when people ask dumb and stupid questions and then just give a smart *** answer and they actually believe it! I love being a ***** sometimes....
Sarcastic Confession - yes, i admit it. i am sarcastic ... but only when i'm awake.
for those of you who believe sarcasm is cruel or can get out of hand all i have to say is...
I'm super sarcastic I think I was ground 99% of the time cause my mom thought I was being rude. No ***** I was being real
Sarcasm is for people with selected humor I couldn't go a day without it .
There should be a "sarcasm" font.
It's my natural response to stupidity :)
Sometimes I don't think people get how sarcastic I am.
I always get asked "why am I so quiet?" Well nobody plans to murder out loud.
You Don'T Say - Sarcasm is one of the greatest joys in life, I would say. It's right up there with the "F" bomb, sex, wine, cheap cigars, and chocolate. If I had to go a whole day...
Probably the most sarcastic but upfront girl you'll meet 🙋💁
Sarcasm - I hate it when people ask me at the supermarket 'what are you doing here?' Oh, you know, just hunting elephants..
I'm actually not sarcastic
It's a gift and a curse, mostly a gift! As long as it doesn't get out of hand or get you thrown out of bed, party on Wayne.
It might be hard to detect, but if I'm replying to you or asking something, assume I'm being a smart a**. It's for your own good.
I can't help it but I'm a very sarcastic person. Even though I'm a peoples person I'm very sarcastic and smart!!
Ok...like I'm the ONLY one?
People have told me that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit...I don't mind being down here at the bottom though!
I'm sarcastic / not serious 95% of the time but no one ever understands my sarcasm. The struggle is real.
My body has more sarcasm then water o.0
One good thing about being 50 is that the Internet wasn't around when I was young and did stupid things.
Sarcasm is my first language.
Sarcasm. It's my gift. But it doesn't come with a receipt. So I can't return it. Just as well, might as well keep it.
When people ask me dumb questions I can't help but answer with a dumb answer ... Really obvious questions deserve to be shut down by a joke sorry lol that's who I am ✋☺️
My whole family has a very dry sense of humour. I love dry humour; there's nothing wrong with a little sarcasm, as long as you know your audience and don't push it to the point of...
Im Very Sarcastic - Sometimes i can take things too far n that gets me into alot of trouble because sometimes people dont realise when im bein sarcastic
I wish there was a way to send a sarcasm signal with texts
Whenever I'm annoyed, I get super sarcastic to annoy the person back. I mean, it good to give them a taste of their own medicine after all. I hate it when people can't...
whhhaaaaattttt??? im not sarcastic at all!!!! (SARCASM FOLKS) anyways, im actually quite the sarcastic human being, life form person thingy. I don't believe im human, so im a...
People tend to think I am extremely nice when really I'm being so sarcastic the sarcasm is almost tangible
The Beauty In Sarcasm - Oh sarcasm. These poor bystanders haven't a clue what you're doing. Is she being sarcastic? Is she not? Sarcasm is an enabler. It lets you get away with...
7th Grade English Story - when I was in 7th grade English......we got onto a discussion one day of brains.......(what brains and english have to do with each other I have no clue...
I hate when people don't understand sarcasm. They look at you like you are the dumbest person in the world. Anyone agree?
Caught the last 20 minutes of the movie rerun of " Lock Up" starring Sly Stallone yesterday on TV. I have watched that movie many a times, particularly love the ending...
The Sarcastic Exit Line (SEL) - One of my favourite things in life (not quite as good as sex but close) is the Sarcastic Exit Line (SEL).
The scenario is irresistible: Imagine a...
Sarcasm is now 70% of my daily dialogue
I am indeed it's an acquired taste but a good one once you understand it
Being sarcastic don't mean you never take anything seriously!!
English Is My 2nd Language - Sarcasm Is My 1st! - Sarcasm is not just a choice - it's a way of life! =)
If I didn't have my charming, dark sarcasm to get me through the day - I...
It's very sad that some people just don't get it when you're being sarcastic. You make brilliant, witty, dry comment and then ... Nothing. A blank stare back complete with gaping...
That's what people tell me anyway, They say I'm a sarcastic smart *** lol. People say it's the lowest form of wit, I disagree because most of the people that are funny are hugely...