"Yeah, I bet your knees do too."
Girl: To see a movie?
Boy: No, to count the seats.
everyone assumes I'm mean, yet that's besides the point. sarcasm isn't mean it's just a way of interaction. you assume too much and get hurt from your own conclusion you're jumping to.
It's also a good indicator of intelligence.
when you say Hi to them these days, they act as if you poke them right in the...!
I wonder why?
advertising their personal blog or whatever.
I find it very appropriate that they do it even on the posts where someone is pouring their heart out over how they feel like they have no one.
Nothing says "I care for you" like a "Please visit my travel blog" comment.
after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich.
or do they get up early every morning and practice?
Which is very effective
when dealing with emotional stress
heart disease and obesity runs in your family. It's that no one runs in your family.
It's called the throne.
and I had to share it....some times even the heavens say **** you
It's all good though, the make-up sex was incredible!
so why don't you just **** off and let me grow fonder off you hehehe
until someone doesn't pick up on the sarcasm.
when I'm being sarcastic. Some people do not like my sarcasm but it makes me who I am. : )
that's why you have 197 photos in an album called "ME".
but my fucket list is a mile long.
but words will never hurt me unless those words are i don't know how to tell you this but you might have to get tested i might have given you the clap
I'm serious, this facial expression does not mean I am stabbing you mentally. What? Me? Want to kill like everyone today? Nah, I'm just overjoyed to see you
because it's illegal to kill them"
difference between being an *******,and sarcasm?they are my favorites!
characters as if they were real, and have you still think I'm sane...
with a shallow person.
Photo taken from the internet.
" My name wasn't in the search results.
mouth without getting offended like a little *****.
yours belong in the zoo
Don't be mad I will be there too
Not in the cage but laughing at you
sarcasm is something everybody can enjoy.
But especially the ones who are smarter than you.
who understand when I'm being that way and give it to me right back. Quick wit is really sexy on anyone.
Well I don't like your stupid.
I touch myself"... which translates to I rub my temples, because you give me a fukcing migraine.
and alot of people take me overly serious...but hey can't help the sarcastic side Haha
Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not having to explain myself.
and problems to feel better about mine.
understand peoples humor. How ironic is that.
for my life, I would probably die.
I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.