who understand when I'm being that way and give it to me right back. Quick wit is really sexy on anyone.
in the dish washer. Maybe next time it'll be your Mac book. Then we can argue. Stfu.
but answer with a dumb answer ... Really obvious questions deserve to be shut down by a joke sorry lol that's who I am ✋☺️
calling me fat.
"Really? I'm fat? I had no idea! Is THAT why I can't see my feet when I look down? I'm SO glad you told me. I never would've know I was fat without your help."
they take life so serious. sometimes you need to laugh even if sarcasm is hurting you inside. just stop being so grumpy.
and laugh! !!
(just don't laugh at me...) hahaha
then I don't like you. It's how I show my love! :-)
" "You're all I need." "I couldn't live without you."
In school they taught me that i couldn't live without:
My text book never mentioned that guy I liked in 6th period.
I'm pretty sure you can still survive without having someone "love" you...
I replied, "nope we **** in the corner"
People point at their wrist and ask what the time is. It's not as if I point at my crotch and ask where the toilet is.
2. People say, "oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too" - well, obviously! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
3. People say, "can I ask you a...
apocalypse. I am going to have my brains eaten. But you, you have nothing to worry about.
Who should I waste them on?
That comes from the people who don't understand it.
That's applying someone's idea to a situation where it's clearly nonesense (ie: Socratic method). It always sounds sarcastic when I do it, and Socrates' students were so irritating he accepted a death penalty for producing them.
that through text/computer, it can go unnoticed a lot of times. I try to tone it down when texting but in person, i love being sarcastic
point. Done right it's funny as hell also, done wrong though this can lose you friends.
that much of a macho **** XD. Lmao
or my kids, I would choose my partner. We can make more kids anyways!
to have a special ability to insult idiots without them realizing :D
dont be offended. Its how I get through to people <3
because people can't tell the difference between my sarcasm and seriousness anymore
but I don't mind if you can't take my sarcasm we won't get along anyway
Are you making those cookies for us?
Me: No. They're for the elephant in the yard.
...beware all you sensitive individuals.
bones than a skinny fit one. I enjoy a nice rump roast to chew upon.....
so if there's a 14 year old girl out there I am here
because it's illegal to kill them"
that the Internet wasn't around when I was young and did stupid things.
group chat on Whatsapp, I tend to send the "Please tell me more." meme instead of typing a sarcastic reply. I think I really need to quit doing that. Oh well.
I'm serious, this facial expression does not mean I am stabbing you mentally. What? Me? Want to kill like everyone today? Nah, I'm just overjoyed to see you
than saying all the things I'd really like to say.
that you're a ******* moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon and i was raised better than that
so I remind people that it's better than being a dumb ***.
sarcasm is something everybody can enjoy.
But especially the ones who are smarter than you.
sarcastic" in my high school superlatives.
I always took that as people thought I was a bit bitchy.
They wouldn't have been wrong.