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I Am Sarcastic

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    Oh, I'm sorry I washed your TITANIUM scissors

    in the dish washer. Maybe next time it'll be your Mac book. Then we can argue. Stfu.
    LifeLacksLuster LifeLacksLuster 22-25, F 6 Responses Aug 21

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    Sarcastic Confession

    yes, i admit it.  i am sarcastic ... but only when i'm awake. for those of you who believe sarcasm is cruel or can get out of hand all i have to say is ... i imagine, in all reality, that sarcasm is, for the most part, a defense mechanism.  not only that but, ...
    AbbyNormal AbbyNormal 31-35, F 15 Responses May 25, 2007

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    Sarcasm is cynicism's sisterSay

    that seven times 
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 31

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    Ice16 Ice16 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 7

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    The true art of sarcasm is

    when nobody can tell when you are serious or sarcastic. No, I'm not making fun of you. I totally like you..
    maddgirl maddgirl 18-21, F 12 Responses May 31

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    I Am A Thief

    I am a thief.  I steal.  In fact, I've been stealing for a very long time.   I've evolved, as a thief.  My first thieving experiment didn't go so well.  I was in a Safeway (you know those right?  they're all the same, except the ones in Danville and rich...
    evanidul evanidul 31-35, M 7 Responses Jan 31, 2012

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    "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" Only

    for those who have no idea how to use it. Those who frequently say "um" and "y'know". No I don't know. Articulate yourself. Then you might get my sarcasm
    LillikoiSeed LillikoiSeed 46-50, F 9 Responses Apr 11

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    "Some people are alive simply

    because it's illegal to kill them"
    moonblaze moonblaze 22-25, F 15 Responses 2 days ago

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    Some people just don't get it !

    My sarcasm comes out of love not out of spite
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    athenalovlies athenalovlies 18-21, F 12 Responses May 7

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    liveandloveat21 liveandloveat21 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    Ever since first grade I had a tendency to push

    people's buttons and get in trouble... With that being said I will give you an example of my first trip to the principals office. Girl "stop messing with me!" Me "only if you say please" Girl "no seriously, cut it out!" Me "oh...*grabs a pair of scissors* with these?" Girl...
    Patrikios Patrikios 18-21, M 2 Responses Sep 1

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    Being sarcastic is a better way

    if saying "yes I'm a ****" without actually confirming it. I'm definitely that guy. It's also for those who just can't stand stupidity. Like do you really need to ask me if you could ask me a question?? "Hey can I ask u a question?" Wtf just ask it. People these days......
    LonerChild LonerChild 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 31

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    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 31

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    I am sarcastic and proud :P who doesn't loves

    to have a special ability to insult idiots without them realizing :D
    beckygg beckygg 18-21, F 11 Responses Jul 4

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    Sometimes I don't know

    whether to laugh at you or pity you.
    RagnarLodbrok RagnarLodbrok 41-45, M 1 Response Sep 10

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    SurpriseMeToday SurpriseMeToday 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 15

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    I can honestly say your the one

    that gives me strength. If it wasn't for you I don't know how I would do it. Your the one that gives me that warm feeling inside every morning and if I didn't have you I would go crazy. I LOVE YOU COFFEE 😜
    coral90 coral90 22-25, F 4 Responses Sep 5

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    Thank You Lord I will not have to see the Lairs,

    Traitor, Ungrateful, Hypocrite here after. I thank you they will not see my Prophet. They will not shine in your Light. Their heart will be DARKER than Solar Eclipse.
    BlueMah BlueMah 46-50, M Sep 1

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    Boy: Want to go to the cinema?

    Girl: To see a movie? Boy: No, to count the seats.
    DreamingSouls DreamingSouls 13-15, F 9 Responses Sep 1

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    When people ask me dumb questions I can't help

    but answer with a dumb answer ... Really obvious questions deserve to be shut down by a joke sorry lol that's who I am ✋☺️
    Liveandlovefree Liveandlovefree 22-25, F 4 Responses Nov 29, 2013

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    Sarcasm is a destructive (and a

    so very prevalent!) element in relationships. Use sparingly and with caution.. Or never
    iamacurious1 iamacurious1 51-55, F 1 Response 17 hrs ago

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    I'm really sarcastic

    and my parents get so mad at me. They say I'm rude and I brat. Sorry but I can't control it.
    AyeKail AyeKail 13-15, F 11 Responses Sep 3

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    hitchi hitchi 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 26

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    I tend to be sarcastic,

    specially when pissed.People can't stop laughing when I do this because I get to a level where the sarcasm about my problems or worries sounds hillarious.Of course...I am not laughing but they love my dark sense of humor.
    4biandu 4biandu 26-30, F 3 Responses Aug 31

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    Which has been a topic of argument in my life

    ever since I was old enough to try it. My father thought it was me misbehaving, being rude and disrespecting him. He didn't like it, simply. I tried to hold my tongue, but I would eventually let something slip. He would tap on the table and warn me to stop. My mother always...
    NicoleNotsoRichie NicoleNotsoRichie 18-21, F 5 Responses Sep 7

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    I can't help it, it just comes naturally.

    When I talk it slips out, especially when I feel awkward.
    Australianchinchilla Australianchinchilla 13-15, M 5 Responses Sep 3

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    Sarcasm is needed when: 1.

    People point at their wrist and ask what the time is. It's not as if I point at my crotch and ask where the toilet is. 2. People say, "oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too" - well, obviously! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 3. People say, "can I ask you a...
    ThatAwkwardPanda ThatAwkwardPanda 13-15 8 Responses Jun 15

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    The Sarcastic Exit Line (SEL)

    One of my favourite things in life (not quite as good as sex but close) is the Sarcastic Exit Line (SEL). The scenario is irresistible: Imagine a group of people chatting about a particular person and everyone seems to be in total agreement about him/her and hopefully, it's a...
    screamqueen1994 screamqueen1994 18-21, F 7 Responses Jul 11, 2013

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    I use sarcasm because flat out telling you

    that you're a ******* moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon and i was raised better than that
    SilenceInBlackAndWhite SilenceInBlackAndWhite 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 27

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    My friend asked me if I had a bathroom,

    I replied, "nope we **** in the corner"
    suicideDepression suicideDepression 13-15, M 1 Response Aug 18

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    LOL

    happinesswinsxx happinesswinsxx 41-45, F 10 Responses Jul 10

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    ...because it's easier

    than saying all the things I'd really like to say.
    juniper12 juniper12 22-25, F 6 Responses Jun 11

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    My favorite response to anything I am tired of

    listening to is.. " hey- what"s red and hurts your teeth?" :: dramatic pause:: "A brick" The silence and confusion is so satisfying.
    Songbird35 Songbird35 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 27

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    I'm so sarcastic sometimes people think I'm

    actually stupid :/ SUCKERZZZZ
    NoraWilliams NoraWilliams 13-15, F 3 Responses Aug 26

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    Sarcasm is indirect and occurs at the expense

    of others. I'm not going to be sarcastic anymore. Am I just being sarcastic?
    kraken45 kraken45 51-55, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    It's very sad that some people just don't get it

    when you're being sarcastic. You make brilliant, witty, dry comment and then ... Nothing. A blank stare back complete with gaping mouth and flies. You're waiting for a lightbulb aha moment for them to register what you just said, then belatedly realize this monkey was missing...
    porfavor porfavor 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 17

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    You know when people say

    or do something... and in your head you think something... well sadly sometimes I say them out loud. Some while ago we went to see my daughter in a swimming gala. One of her team-mate's mothers sat near us. She walked past - well she'd had the haircut which was a disaster. I...
    nunos nunos 51-55, M 10 Responses Jun 2

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    Lividstone Lividstone 16-17, M 2 Responses Aug 5

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    I am so sarcastic and people mistake that

    as me being mean when I'm actually really nice! ...just very sarcastic, witty, and snippy.
    Xo12345 Xo12345 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 5

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    HoloTheWiseWolf HoloTheWiseWolf 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 27

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    ImmortalRussian ImmortalRussian 18-21, M 3 Responses May 28

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    The first three years

    when my mom was together with my stepdad he didn't understand when I was being sarcastic, which was great seeing his reaction. An example of this is one time he bursts into the living room where me and my mom were watching tv and he goes on about how well Liverpool were doing in...
    hummbleguy hummbleguy 13-15, M 1 Response Aug 26

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    Please don't take any offense,

    I don't mean any of my sarcasm. I just like using it. I do apologize if I actually hurt anyone's feelings. I don't mean to. I'm sorry. But yeah, I am sarcastic. So expect that from me.. or anyone for that matter. Well.. by anyone I mean those cool people.
    LaineCoubert LaineCoubert 18-21, F Aug 29

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    If you are gonna ask me a stupid question,

    expect a sarcastic or rude answer. It's not a hard concept to grasp. Oh wait. Sorry. I forgot that you all are simpletons who can't understand the simplest theory.
    OurWingsAreFlawed OurWingsAreFlawed 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 31

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    One good thing about being 50 is

    that the Internet wasn't around when I was young and did stupid things.
    cheersfromaz cheersfromaz 46-50, F 3 Responses Feb 8

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    Forever using sarcasm

    as a wall to hide behind. Basically saying how I feel but with sarcasm so it doesn't seem so personal
    sunnychoke sunnychoke 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 26

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    I am sarcastic!...it's a way of life

    that I enjoy...weather others get it or not I'm going to be me!
    MrBigg0599 MrBigg0599 31-35, M 5 Responses Sep 10

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    So

    one day I stopped being sarcastic. It was horrible.
    herotherself herotherself 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 16, 2013

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    The problem with being very sarcastic is

    that through text/computer, it can go unnoticed a lot of times. I try to tone it down when texting but in person, i love being sarcastic
    sammy0216 sammy0216 22-25, F 6 Responses Aug 12

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    I was, and still am,

    such a horrible person, That I believe I am the best friend you can ever want... I hat and love myself. I may be a smeagol...
    casualtyofwar casualtyofwar 22-25, M 1 Response Sep 2

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    Theredheadchick Theredheadchick 46-50, F 2 Responses 23 hrs ago

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    The Beauty In Sarcasm

    Oh sarcasm. These poor bystanders haven't a clue what you're doing. Is she being sarcastic? Is she not? Sarcasm is an enabler. It lets you get away with saying things that you normally wouldn't, without meaning it. In fact, you can tell the truth straight to somebody's face in...
    stephanie929 stephanie929 18-21, F 6 Responses Nov 21, 2013

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    rougewolf55555 rougewolf55555 18-21, F 6 Responses Sep 3

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