but my fucket list is a mile long.
and it could be taken in a couple different ways, always go with sarcasm. Your chances of being wrong are incredibly low.
who understand when I'm being that way and give it to me right back. Quick wit is really sexy on anyone.
because thou has ****** up before too.
Like break your ****** neck.
encouragement. I feel like saying "Shut up I know I can do it, I just don't want to."
probably shouldn't do this" to "**** it, let's see what happens."
that could have been wine.
that I don't put enough gas in my car when we go out to eat. So I went to a Gas Station and we ate snacks there. 2 birds with 1 stone. #GasStationDating
It's called the throne.
your man, just smile really big and ask "Notice anything different?"
I'm all peace, love and go **** yourself.
"I'm so ******* wet, give it to me now!"
She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella.
...notice how all women's problems start with Men
What's the best one liner you have used to shut someone down?
I automatically think "So take off all your clothes."
because it's illegal to kill them"
Person: No, i'm watering it so it'll grow in to a bus.
than a bad boy??
A badass man who has his **** together.
sarcasm is something everybody can enjoy.
But especially the ones who are smarter than you.
I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
if I'm being sarcastic or I'm just a *****!
before I send them, because I rarely say something that's not hilarious.
. people take me seriously and take it all up the *** haha
So you don't like my attitude blame yourself!
I'm just gonna sit down like it's warm.
tubes of hemorrhoid cream?
until someone doesn't pick up on the sarcasm.
and problems to feel better about mine.
everyone assumes I'm mean, yet that's besides the point. sarcasm isn't mean it's just a way of interaction. you assume too much and get hurt from your own conclusion you're jumping to.
suffered from insanity. I replied No, we all seem to enjoy it.
.. Books Before Boys Because Boys Bring Babies
after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich.