" "You're all I need." "I couldn't live without you."
In school they taught me that i couldn't live without:
My text book never mentioned that guy I liked in 6th period.
I'm pretty sure you can still survive without having someone "love" you...
thing. I actually enjoy it quite a lot. I love people that have a sarcastic sense of humor. Unfortunately, though I can have a sarcastic sense of humor, that's not really how mine comes out most often. Turns out, my brand of sarcasm is at it's pinnacle when I'm angry and...
surrounded by people who were too serious and straightforward. at an age of eleven I got a friend that used to inflict humorous insults and get even. my first attempts on sarcasm were simply dumb but now I am better than most at sarcasm
People point at their wrist and ask what the time is. It's not as if I point at my crotch and ask where the toilet is.
2. People say, "oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too" - well, obviously! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
3. People say, "can I ask you a...