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I Am Sarcastic

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    That's what people tell me anyway, They say I'm a sarcastic smart *** lol. People say it's the lowest form of wit, I disagree because most of the people that are funny are hugely...
    darkasmidnight darkasmidnight 31-35, F 5 Responses Jan 22

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    There should be a "sarcasm" font.
    barnettmalone barnettmalone 22-25, M 6 Responses Dec 5, 2013

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    People - In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes stepped on my feet...and then she said," Sorry did that hurt?" I just wanna say, "not at all. I’m on local anesthesia. Why...
    FinnyFunny FinnyFunny 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 28, 2013

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    When people ask me dumb questions I can't help but answer with a dumb answer ... Really obvious questions deserve to be shut down by a joke sorry lol that's who I am ✋☺️
    Liveandlovefree Liveandlovefree 22-25, F 5 Responses Nov 29, 2013

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    My whole family has a very dry sense of humour. I love dry humour; there's nothing wrong with a little sarcasm, as long as you know your audience and don't push it to the point of...
    Chaosforthefly Chaosforthefly 22-25, F 2 Responses Dec 22, 2013

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    It might be hard to detect, but if I'm replying to you or asking something, assume I'm being a smart a**. It's for your own good.
    Naxxaras Naxxaras 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 9

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    Me and my family have this different way of talking that only some people understand... & it's funny but only when you understand .. It's hard for me to make friends because of it...
    addictedtoashx3 addictedtoashx3 16-17, F 2 Responses Apr 2

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    My entire family and my closest friends are as well. However, my girlfriend does not understand the jokingly, harsh criticism traded back and forth between me and those closest to...
    TexasGuyRy TexasGuyRy 31-35, M 3 Responses Mar 20

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    I wish there was a way to send a sarcasm signal with texts
    spreadthelove22 spreadthelove22 22-25, F 3 Responses Feb 4

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    My body has more sarcasm then water o.0
    InsectWarfare InsectWarfare 31-35, M 1 Response Feb 26

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    Most of my vocabulary consists of sarcastic and sassy toned words
    ash5698 ash5698 13-15, M 1 Response Mar 21

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    I just. Can't help it , it just comes with the package
    Sexygoddess13 Sexygoddess13 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 22

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    The Beauty In Sarcasm - Oh sarcasm. These poor bystanders haven't a clue what you're doing. Is she being sarcastic? Is she not? Sarcasm is an enabler. It lets you get away with...
    stephanie929 stephanie929 18-21, F 6 Responses Nov 21, 2013

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    Yups, and it just happens, honestly sometimes it feels like thing just snap put of my mouth. From my brain to my mouth with no filter tin between, an it does upset people sometimes...
    BeatTheBest BeatTheBest 16-17, M 3 Responses Mar 21

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    I do have many personalities disorders. And I am constantly looking for a single person who I can create a bond and share experiences with. I am attacked to simple things in life...
    coralain coralain 26-30 Mar 17

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    Sarcastic Confession - yes, i admit it.  i am sarcastic ... but only when i'm awake. for those of you who believe sarcasm is cruel or can get out of hand all i have to say is...
    AbbyNormal AbbyNormal 31-35, F 15 Responses May 25, 2007

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    People keep tellin me I'm such a sarcastic *******. I'm not even trying to be sarcastic, I'm just an *******.
    CDPlayer1 CDPlayer1 18-21, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    The best people always are <3
    BioFem17 BioFem17 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 17

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    Sometimes. I can hardly help it.
    Brangwen Brangwen 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 11

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    "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" Only for those who have no idea how to use it. Those who frequently say "um" and "y'know". No I don't know. Articulate yourself. Then you might...
    LillikoiSeed LillikoiSeed 41-45, F 8 Responses 6 days ago

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    I'm super sarcastic I think I was ground 99% of the time cause my mom thought I was being rude. No ***** I was being real -___-
    SamuraiNinja SamuraiNinja 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 15, 2013

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    Sarcasm... What can I say? I'm sarcastic quite a bit. Sometimes it gets me into some trouble but... It's my personality. Learn how to take a joke. Don't take everything so literal...
    Kennnziie Kennnziie 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 10, 2013

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    I love being sarcastic because it's funny to see how people react to it. :)
    VictoriaHall VictoriaHall 13-15, F Apr 2

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    Is it in a person's nature to be sarcastic? Or is it purely environmental factors which allow a person to develop their sarcasm?
    Lakanthian Lakanthian 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 15

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    Oh Me... - I run out of gas ... This older man stopped to see if I needed help : he says "car trouble ?" I said "well not really, just outta gas..." He replies with "oh, ya need...
    bRitNlOuD bRitNlOuD 18-21, F 8 Responses Nov 29, 2013

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    I hate when people don't understand sarcasm. They look at you like you are the dumbest person in the world. Anyone agree?
    xXsmilesKillmeXx xXsmilesKillmeXx 16-17, F 6 Responses Feb 26

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    Caught the last 20 minutes of the movie rerun of " Lock Up" starring Sly Stallone yesterday on TV. I have watched that movie many a times, particularly love the ending...
    rajblr1970 rajblr1970 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 7

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    Sarcasm is a learned skill. I tried once as a kid; my mother just looked at me and said "That was not sarcasm. That was idiocy." She's still my hero.
    LillikoiSeed LillikoiSeed 41-45, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    One good thing about being 50 is that the Internet wasn't around when I was young and did stupid things.
    cheersfromaz cheersfromaz 46-50, F 1 Response Feb 8

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    Stupid questions deserve stupid answers
    SurpriseMeToday SurpriseMeToday 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 15

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    I can be really sarcastic at times! Especially when I feel really irritated by someone ... I don't mean to, though, its just a natural reaction for me. I guess I get it from my...
    K3736 K3736 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 26

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    Yeah, I'm sarcastic a lot, sometimes I can't even tell when I meant to be sarcastic :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 11

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    The Sarcastic Exit Line (SEL) - One of my favourite things in life (not quite as good as sex but close) is the Sarcastic Exit Line (SEL). The scenario is irresistible: Imagine a...
    screamqueen1994 screamqueen1994 18-21, F 7 Responses Jul 11, 2013

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    It's an instant reaction. It just happens. I sometimes do feel bad about it when people mistake it for me trying to insult them. What do expect me to do when u sit there and talk...
    Vigilant6007 Vigilant6007 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 26

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    Woo! I just love being left out of conversations! By all means, keep leaving me out! What a glorious day this has been!
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 4 Responses Apr 7

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    I don't like people and sarcasm is my only defense
    MajesticLust MajesticLust 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 7

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    Sarcasm is my only defense in life, No regrets
    CandieDiCaprio CandieDiCaprio 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 30

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    Whenever I'm annoyed, I get super sarcastic to annoy the person back. I mean, it good to give them a taste of their own medicine after all. I hate it when people can't...
    AnimeG123 AnimeG123 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 27

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    I Am A Thief - I am a thief.  I steal.  In fact, I've been stealing for a very long time.   I've evolved, as a thief.  My first thieving experiment didn't go so well.  I...
    evanidul evanidul 31-35, M 7 Responses Jan 31, 2012

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    Probably the most sarcastic but upfront girl you'll meet 🙋💁
    Liveandlovefree Liveandlovefree 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 9

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    Sarcasm - I hate it when people ask me at the supermarket 'what are you doing here?' Oh, you know, just hunting elephants..
    DreamerGirl27 DreamerGirl27 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 6, 2013

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    It's very sad that some people just don't get it when you're being sarcastic. You make brilliant, witty, dry comment and then ... Nothing. A blank stare back complete with gaping...
    porfavor porfavor 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 17

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    You Don'T Say - Sarcasm is one of the greatest joys in life, I would say. It's right up there with the "F" bomb, sex, wine, cheap cigars, and chocolate. If I had to go a whole day...
    Twisted01 Twisted01 31-35 2 Responses Oct 31, 2013

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    So - one day I stopped being sarcastic. It was horrible.
    herotherself herotherself 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 16, 2013

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    I love it when people ask dumb and stupid questions and then just give a smart *** answer and they actually believe it! I love being a ***** sometimes....
    Antivenomgirl Antivenomgirl 18-21, F 6 Responses Feb 8

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    Ohhhh sarcasm, very clever....seriously! No seriously! Look how serious I am 😐.
    rocketman84 rocketman84 26-30, M 2 Responses Mar 30

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    Because I am quite a sarcastic person, when I am telling me friends something serious they think I am being sarcastic.. Although it is good cause you can tell some one you hate...
    KitKat292 KitKat292 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 18

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    I'm pretty sure it was my first language :)
    headfuckery headfuckery 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 2, 2013

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    I mean I'm sarcastic...yes. But when you ask a dumb question or make an idiotic statement you want me to just sit and say nothing? Not gonna happen.
    soulofawiccanflower soulofawiccanflower 41-45 2 Responses Mar 26

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    "How old do you think I am?" "About my age. Give or take a century."
    writercookies writercookies 13-15, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    It's my natural response to stupidity :)
    MadHattress3 MadHattress3 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 1, 2013

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    English Is My 2nd Language - Sarcasm Is My 1st! - Sarcasm is not just a choice - it's a way of life! =) If I didn't have my charming, dark sarcasm to get me through the day - I...
    9Dragonz 9Dragonz 36-40, F 11 Responses Jan 1, 2011

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