" "You're all I need." "I couldn't live without you."
In school they taught me that i couldn't live without:
My text book never mentioned that guy I liked in 6th period.
I'm pretty sure you can still survive without having someone "love" you...
I'm sarcastic, 99.9% of the time, but in that 0.1% where I'm not being my normal sarcastic self, everyone assumes I'm being sarcastic and no one will take what I say seriously!! Like c'mon guys wake the **** up!
so sarcastic about everything. my friends generally say they don't know whether I'm being sarcastic or telling the truth. I guess they'll never know;) It's probably the only way I can properly deal with negativity.
Me: "You don't say ! What makes you say that?"
Stranger: "Well, you don't look like a... er native."
Me: "I see. Let me guess. You're Dutch ?"
Stranger (startled): "How did you know?"
Me: "Well, your name has an extra o, a and j where it isn't needed. "