if saying "yes I'm a ****" without actually confirming it. I'm definitely that guy. It's also for those who just can't stand stupidity. Like do you really need to ask me if you could ask me a question?? "Hey can I ask u a question?" Wtf just ask it. People these days......
ever since I was old enough to try it. My father thought it was me misbehaving, being rude and disrespecting him. He didn't like it, simply. I tried to hold my tongue, but I would eventually let something slip. He would tap on the table and warn me to stop.
My mother always...
people's buttons and get in trouble...
With that being said I will give you an example of my first trip to the principals office.
Girl "stop messing with me!"
Me "only if you say please"
Girl "no seriously, cut it out!"
Me "oh...*grabs a pair of scissors* with these?"
specially when pissed.People can't stop laughing when I do this because I get to a level where the sarcasm about my problems or worries sounds hillarious.Of course...I am not laughing but they love my dark sense of humor.
or do something... and in your head you think something... well sadly sometimes I say them out loud.
Some while ago we went to see my daughter in a swimming gala. One of her team-mate's mothers sat near us. She walked past - well she'd had the haircut which was a disaster. I...
that gives me strength. If it wasn't for you I don't know how I would do it. Your the one that gives me that warm feeling inside every morning and if I didn't have you I would go crazy.
I LOVE YOU COFFEE 😜
yes, i admit it. i am sarcastic ... but only when i'm awake.
for those of you who believe sarcasm is cruel or can get out of hand all i have to say is ... i imagine, in all reality, that sarcasm is, for the most part, a defense mechanism. not only that but, ...
I am a thief. I steal. In fact, I've been stealing for a very long time.
I've evolved, as a thief. My first thieving experiment didn't go so well. I was in a Safeway (you know those right? they're all the same, except the ones in Danville and rich...
I don't mean any of my sarcasm. I just like using it.
I do apologize if I actually hurt anyone's feelings. I don't mean to. I'm sorry.
But yeah, I am sarcastic. So expect that from me.. or anyone for that matter. Well.. by anyone I mean those cool people.
People point at their wrist and ask what the time is. It's not as if I point at my crotch and ask where the toilet is.
2. People say, "oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too" - well, obviously! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
3. People say, "can I ask you a...
In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes stepped on my feet...and then she said," Sorry did that hurt?"
I just wanna say, "not at all. I’m on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?"
Ugh people =_='
One of my favourite things in life (not quite as good as sex but close) is the Sarcastic Exit Line (SEL).
The scenario is irresistible: Imagine a group of people chatting about a particular person and everyone seems to be in total agreement about him/her and hopefully, it's a...