whhhaaaaattttt??? im not sarcastic at all!!!! (SARCASM FOLKS) anyways, im actually quite the sarcastic human being, life form person thingy. I don't believe im human, so im a...
I'm super sarcastic I think I was ground 99% of the time cause my mom thought I was being rude. No ***** I was being real
Ok...like I'm the ONLY one?
People have told me that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit...I don't mind being down here at the bottom though!
Oh Really (!) - Sarcasm. The language of the intellectual.
There should be a "sarcasm" font.
The Beauty In Sarcasm - Oh sarcasm. These poor bystanders haven't a clue what you're doing. Is she being sarcastic? Is she not? Sarcasm is an enabler. It lets you get away with...
Caught the last 20 minutes of the movie rerun of " Lock Up" starring Sly Stallone yesterday on TV. I have watched that movie many a times, particularly love the ending...
I'm pretty sure it was my first language :)
Oh Me... - I run out of gas ... This older man stopped to see if I needed help : he says "car trouble ?"
I said "well not really, just outta gas..."
He replies with "oh, ya need...
The Sarcastic Exit Line (SEL) - One of my favourite things in life (not quite as good as sex but close) is the Sarcastic Exit Line (SEL).
The scenario is irresistible: Imagine a...
7th Grade English Story - when I was in 7th grade English......we got onto a discussion one day of brains.......(what brains and english have to do with each other I have no clue...
So - one day I stopped being sarcastic. It was horrible.
I'm not sarcastic,I just like to make stupid statements about your story
It's a gift and a curse, mostly a gift! As long as it doesn't get out of hand or get you thrown out of bed, party on Wayne.
I'm sarcastic a lot n my friends think I'm really funny when really I'm just being a sarcastic ******* :/
You Don'T Say - Sarcasm is one of the greatest joys in life, I would say. It's right up there with the "F" bomb, sex, wine, cheap cigars, and chocolate. If I had to go a whole day...
I always get asked "why am I so quiet?" Well nobody plans to murder out loud.
I'm sarcastic / not serious 95% of the time but no one ever understands my sarcasm. The struggle is real.
I am indeed it's an acquired taste but a good one once you understand it
Sarcasm - I hate it when people ask me at the supermarket 'what are you doing here?' Oh, you know, just hunting elephants..
Sarcasm. It's my gift. But it doesn't come with a receipt. So I can't return it. Just as well, might as well keep it.
Sarcasm has its limits. "NOOOO, REEEAALLLY!!!???" Is very, very, very annoying. A quick and witty comment would suffice.
It's my natural response to stupidity :)
John Knowles described sarcasm as a weakness
Whenever I'm annoyed, I get super sarcastic to annoy the person back. I mean, it good to give them a taste of their own medicine after all. I hate it when people can't...
Sometimes I don't think people get how sarcastic I am.
One good thing about being 50 is that the Internet wasn't around when I was young and did stupid things.
Sarcastic Confession - yes, i admit it. i am sarcastic ... but only when i'm awake.
for those of you who believe sarcasm is cruel or can get out of hand all i have to say is...
Im Very Sarcastic - Sometimes i can take things too far n that gets me into alot of trouble because sometimes people dont realise when im bein sarcastic
I hate when people don't understand sarcasm. They look at you like you are the dumbest person in the world. Anyone agree?
People tend to think I am extremely nice when really I'm being so sarcastic the sarcasm is almost tangible
I wish there was a way to send a sarcasm signal with texts
When people ask me dumb questions I can't help but answer with a dumb answer ... Really obvious questions deserve to be shut down by a joke sorry lol that's who I am ✋☺️
I love it when people ask dumb and stupid questions and then just give a smart *** answer and they actually believe it! I love being a ***** sometimes....
It might be hard to detect, but if I'm replying to you or asking something, assume I'm being a smart a**. It's for your own good.
My body has more sarcasm then water o.0
Sarcasm is now 70% of my daily dialogue
I Am A Thief -
I am a thief. I steal. In fact, I've been stealing for a very long time.
I've evolved, as a thief. My first thieving experiment didn't go so well. I...
People - In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes stepped on my feet...and then she said," Sorry did that hurt?"
I just wanna say, "not at all. I’m on local anesthesia. Why...
It's very sad that some people just don't get it when you're being sarcastic. You make brilliant, witty, dry comment and then ... Nothing. A blank stare back complete with gaping...
Sarcasm... What can I say? I'm sarcastic quite a bit. Sometimes it gets me into some trouble but... It's my personality. Learn how to take a joke. Don't take everything so literal...
Sarcasm is for people with selected humor I couldn't go a day without it .
I am very much sarcastic and sisters always say I'm too much of a smarta** but you know, this is me, and sometimes I may be too sarcastic which is sometimes not a good thing but I...
That's what people tell me anyway, They say I'm a sarcastic smart *** lol. People say it's the lowest form of wit, I disagree because most of the people that are funny are hugely...
Sarcasm is my first language.
I'm actually not sarcastic
English Is My 2nd Language - Sarcasm Is My 1st! - Sarcasm is not just a choice - it's a way of life! =)
If I didn't have my charming, dark sarcasm to get me through the day - I...
I can't help it but I'm a very sarcastic person. Even though I'm a peoples person I'm very sarcastic and smart!!
A Husband comes home with a half gallon of Ice Cream. He asked his wife if she wants some.
"How hard is it?" she asked.
"About as hard as my ****," he replies.
To which the...
I think sarcasm is a gift but sometimes it's a doom!
I don't like people and sarcasm is my only defense