because punching people in the face is still illegal...
so sarcastic about everything. my friends generally say they don't know whether I'm being sarcastic or telling the truth. I guess they'll never know;) It's probably the only way I can properly deal with negativity.
It's called the throne.
because it's illegal to kill them"
chances are it's a couple million light years away and the star is dead. Just like your dreams.
have a really bad day ... 😐
Well I don't like your stupid.
Person: No, i'm watering it so it'll grow in to a bus.
everyone assumes I'm mean, yet that's besides the point. sarcasm isn't mean it's just a way of interaction. you assume too much and get hurt from your own conclusion you're jumping to.
or do they get up early every morning and practice?
some say it's half empty. I say "Are you gonna drink that?"
to have a special ability to insult idiots without them realizing :D
Simple as that. I love sarcasm and if you can't handle it or respect that aspect of my humor, and then you can't respect me nor deserve my time
who understand when I'm being that way and give it to me right back. Quick wit is really sexy on anyone.
who keep having birthdays live a lot longer...
old son used scarcasm properly for the first time. The 4 year old isn't there yet, but give her time. She is my mini-me after all.
..... I don't know what I got, but I'm 100% sure I got it & if u don't believe me just ask me. The End Fool!
sarcasm is something everybody can enjoy.
But especially the ones who are smarter than you.
I'm serious, this facial expression does not mean I am stabbing you mentally. What? Me? Want to kill like everyone today? Nah, I'm just overjoyed to see you
when I see an invention as revolutionary as sarcasm being abused by total amateurs.
Girl: To see a movie?
Boy: No, to count the seats.
that I don't put enough gas in my car when we go out to eat. So I went to a Gas Station and we ate snacks there. 2 birds with 1 stone. #GasStationDating
DEAD BIRD!!!! U KNOW UR *** LOOKED UP.....
not sarcastic or do you talk about anything serious.... I think not! Because your hiding your true emotions, on the fact that you don't know how to express them." So I got real upset & sad with tears almost in my eyes. I ask the guy if he could help me, if he might have some...
They choose your nursing home.
But like my Great Grand Pappy said "Looks don't last forever. Dumazz!"
than the speed of stupid!
my 4yr old. Aint gonna stop though.
stupid parents?!?!? ACT NOW! move out, get a job, and pay your own bills.
as I am online, but that's only because I'm shy.
I replied, "nope we **** in the corner"
Quietly in my Head...." yes its working "
" "You're all I need." "I couldn't live without you."
In school they taught me that i couldn't live without:
My text book never mentioned that guy I liked in 6th period.
I'm pretty sure you can still survive without having someone "love" you...
it doesn't mean I'm impressed. It means you're stupid.
because apparently, slapping the hell out of your co-workers is frowned upon by management.