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I Am Sarcastic

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    Sarcasm is one of the greatest joys in life, I would say. It's right up there with the "F" bomb, sex, wine, cheap cigars, and chocolate. If I had to go a whole day without being sarcastic at least once, I might just explode. How else am I supposed to deal with all the morons...
    Twisted01 Twisted01 31-35 2 Responses Oct 31, 2013

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    headfuckery headfuckery 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 2, 2013

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    ash5698 ash5698 13-15, M 1 Response Mar 21

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    barnettmalone barnettmalone 22-25, M 6 Responses Dec 5, 2013

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    Because I am quite a sarcastic person,

    when I am telling me friends something serious they think I am being sarcastic.. Although it is good cause you can tell some one you hate them and well they think your joking, even though I am deadly serious about hating them.😝
    KitKat292 KitKat292 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 18

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    I do have many personalities disorders.

    And I am constantly looking for a single person who I can create a bond and share experiences with. I am attacked to simple things in life. But unfortunately, I need someone to drive me constantly without stress - though I enjoy debating now and then, I'm also a natural born...
    coralain coralain 26-30 Mar 17

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    My whole family has a very dry sense of humour.

    I love dry humour; there's nothing wrong with a little sarcasm, as long as you know your audience and don't push it to the point of sounding mean and bitter. My family's sarcasm can get a little exhausting at times, though, because it's just constant and sometimes it's hard to...
    Chaosforthefly Chaosforthefly 22-25, F 2 Responses Dec 22, 2013

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    I mean I'm sarcastic.

    ..yes. But when you ask a dumb question or make an idiotic statement you want me to just sit and say nothing? Not gonna happen.
    soulofawiccanflower soulofawiccanflower 41-45 2 Responses Mar 26

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    I can be really sarcastic at times!

    Especially when I feel really irritated by someone ... I don't mean to, though, its just a natural reaction for me. I guess I get it from my mother... she could kill someone with her sarcasm!! But i'm not that bad, though. I do like cracking a few sarcastic jokes now and then...
    K3736 K3736 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 26

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    MadHattress3 MadHattress3 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 1, 2013

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    Woo! I just love being left out of

    conversations! By all means, keep leaving me out! What a glorious day this has been!
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 4 Responses Apr 7

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    Sarcasm is a learned skill.

    I tried once as a kid; my mother just looked at me and said "That was not sarcasm. That was idiocy." She's still my hero.
    LillikoiSeed LillikoiSeed 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 11

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    One good thing about being 50 is

    that the Internet wasn't around when I was young and did stupid things.
    cheersfromaz cheersfromaz 46-50, F 1 Response Feb 8

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    People

    In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes stepped on my feet...and then she said," Sorry did that hurt?" I just wanna say, "not at all. I’m on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?" Ugh people =_='
    FinnyFunny FinnyFunny 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 28, 2013

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    It might be hard to detect,

    but if I'm replying to you or asking something, assume I'm being a smart a**. It's for your own good.
    Naxxaras Naxxaras 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 9

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    Sarcastic Confession

    yes, i admit it.  i am sarcastic ... but only when i'm awake. for those of you who believe sarcasm is cruel or can get out of hand all i have to say is ... i imagine, in all reality, that sarcasm is, for the most part, a defense mechanism.  not only that but, ...
    AbbyNormal AbbyNormal 31-35, F 15 Responses May 25, 2007

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    I just. Can't help it ,

    it just comes with the package
    Sexygoddess13 Sexygoddess13 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 22

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    People have told me that sarcasm is the lowest

    form of wit...I don't mind being down here at the bottom though!
    brusquebrunette brusquebrunette 26-30, F 11 Responses Dec 13, 2013

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    Whenever I'm annoyed,

    I get super sarcastic to annoy the person back. I mean, it good to give them a taste of their own medicine after all. I hate it when people can't differentiate between sarcasm and normal tones, because I for one make sure to make my sarcasm as obvious as possible for people I...
    AnimeG123 AnimeG123 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 27

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    Ohhhh sarcasm, very clever.

    ...seriously! No seriously! Look how serious I am 😐.
    rocketman84 rocketman84 26-30, M 2 Responses Mar 30

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    BioFem17 BioFem17 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 17

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    When people ask me dumb questions I can't help

    but answer with a dumb answer ... Really obvious questions deserve to be shut down by a joke sorry lol that's who I am ✋☺️
    Liveandlovefree Liveandlovefree 22-25, F 5 Responses Nov 29, 2013

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    spreadthelove22 spreadthelove22 22-25, F 3 Responses Feb 4

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    Probably the most sarcastic

    but upfront girl you'll meet 🙋💁
    Liveandlovefree Liveandlovefree 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 9

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    That's what people tell me anyway,

    They say I'm a sarcastic smart *** lol. People say it's the lowest form of wit, I disagree because most of the people that are funny are hugely sarcastic and laughing is good for the soul :)
    darkasmidnight darkasmidnight 31-35, F 5 Responses Jan 22

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    It's very sad that some people just don't get it

    when you're being sarcastic. You make brilliant, witty, dry comment and then ... Nothing. A blank stare back complete with gaping mouth and flies. You're waiting for a lightbulb aha moment for them to register what you just said, then belatedly realize this monkey was missing...
    porfavor porfavor 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 17

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    Sarcasm is needed when: 1.

    People point at their wrist and ask what the time is. It's not like I point at my crotch and ask where the toilet is. 2. People ask, "can I ask you a question?" - I mean, you didn't really give me a choice there, did you, sunshine? 3. People say something like: "oh, you just...
    GeekyLittleThing GeekyLittleThing 13-15, F 9 Responses 4 days ago

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    I love it when people ask dumb

    and stupid questions and then just give a smart *** answer and they actually believe it! I love being a ***** sometimes....
    Antivenomgirl Antivenomgirl 18-21, F 6 Responses Feb 8

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    I hate when people don't understand sarcasm.

    They look at you like you are the dumbest person in the world. Anyone agree?
    xXsmilesKillmeXx xXsmilesKillmeXx 16-17, F 6 Responses Feb 26

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    The Sarcastic Exit Line (SEL)

    One of my favourite things in life (not quite as good as sex but close) is the Sarcastic Exit Line (SEL). The scenario is irresistible: Imagine a group of people chatting about a particular person and everyone seems to be in total agreement about him/her and hopefully, it's a...
    screamqueen1994 screamqueen1994 18-21, F 7 Responses Jul 11, 2013

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    I'm super sarcastic I think I was ground 99% of

    the time cause my mom thought I was being rude. No ***** I was being real -___-
    SamuraiNinja SamuraiNinja 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 15, 2013

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    Sarcasm

    I hate it when people ask me at the supermarket 'what are you doing here?' Oh, you know, just hunting elephants..
    DreamerGirl27 DreamerGirl27 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 6, 2013

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    CandieDiCaprio CandieDiCaprio 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 30

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    I love being sarcastic

    because it's funny to see how people react to it. :)
    VictoriaHall VictoriaHall 13-15, F Apr 2

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    People keep tellin me I'm

    such a sarcastic *******. I'm not even trying to be sarcastic, I'm just an *******.
    CDPlayer1 CDPlayer1 18-21, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    InsectWarfare InsectWarfare 31-35, M 1 Response Feb 26

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    Me and my family have this different way of

    talking that only some people understand... & it's funny but only when you understand .. It's hard for me to make friends because of it... It makes me hate my school and everyone in my class sometimes /: Cos I feel like I'm embarrassing myself when I talk to them so I just...
    addictedtoashx3 addictedtoashx3 16-17, F 2 Responses Apr 2

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    Oh Me...

    I run out of gas ... This older man stopped to see if I needed help : he says "car trouble ?" I said "well not really, just outta gas..." He replies with "oh, ya need some ?" As irritated as I was I couldn't help it !! I said, "naw, I'm waiting on this urge to pee to get...
    bRitNlOuD bRitNlOuD 18-21, F 8 Responses Nov 29, 2013

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    My entire family and my closest friends are

    as well. However, my girlfriend does not understand the jokingly, harsh criticism traded back and forth between me and those closest to me. I try to bring her into the circle but she always ends up taking offense to it, resulting in many silly fights. I've had to suppress this...
    TexasGuyRy TexasGuyRy 31-35, M 3 Responses Mar 20

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    It's an instant reaction.

    It just happens. I sometimes do feel bad about it when people mistake it for me trying to insult them. What do expect me to do when u sit there and talk something so absurd that it makes my blood boil ? #frustrating #anger management # inner peace.
    Vigilant6007 Vigilant6007 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 26

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    Sarcasm... What can I say?

    I'm sarcastic quite a bit. Sometimes it gets me into some trouble but... It's my personality. Learn how to take a joke. Don't take everything so literal. Geez. :)
    Kennnziie Kennnziie 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 10, 2013

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    So

    one day I stopped being sarcastic. It was horrible.
    herotherself herotherself 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 16, 2013

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    English Is My 2nd Language - Sarcasm Is My 1st!

    Sarcasm is not just a choice - it's a way of life! =) If I didn't have my charming, dark sarcasm to get me through the day - I would cry.  Not being a drama queen...I've truly had more than my fair share of tragedy and trauma throughout my life. People who get to know me and...
    9Dragonz 9Dragonz 36-40, F 11 Responses Jan 1, 2011

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    SurpriseMeToday SurpriseMeToday 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 15

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    The Beauty In Sarcasm

    Oh sarcasm. These poor bystanders haven't a clue what you're doing. Is she being sarcastic? Is she not? Sarcasm is an enabler. It lets you get away with saying things that you normally wouldn't, without meaning it. In fact, you can tell the truth straight to somebody's face in...
    stephanie929 stephanie929 18-21, F 6 Responses Nov 21, 2013

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    Caught the last 20 minutes of the movie rerun

    of " Lock Up" starring Sly Stallone yesterday on TV. I have watched that movie many a times, particularly love the ending.............. ....where Stallone tells John Amos playing as Captain Meissner " Captain, You know what I am going to miss the most in this prison? " and...
    rajblr1970 rajblr1970 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 7

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    "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" Only

    for those who have no idea how to use it. Those who frequently say "um" and "y'know". No I don't know. Articulate yourself. Then you might get my sarcasm
    LillikoiSeed LillikoiSeed 41-45, F 8 Responses Apr 11

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    Yups, and it just happens,

    honestly sometimes it feels like thing just snap put of my mouth. From my brain to my mouth with no filter tin between, an it does upset people sometimes. The sarcastic comment O regret the most is when a girl I liked didn't wanna talk to me because she said "I need to get my...
    BeatTheBest BeatTheBest 16-17, M 3 Responses Mar 21

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    Brangwen Brangwen 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 11

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    "How old do you think I am?

    " "About my age. Give or take a century."
    writercookies writercookies 13-15, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Is it in a person's nature to be sarcastic?

    Or is it purely environmental factors which allow a person to develop their sarcasm?
    Lakanthian Lakanthian 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 15

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    I Am A Thief

    I am a thief.  I steal.  In fact, I've been stealing for a very long time.   I've evolved, as a thief.  My first thieving experiment didn't go so well.  I was in a Safeway (you know those right?  they're all the same, except the ones in Danville and rich...
    evanidul evanidul 31-35, M 7 Responses Jan 31, 2012

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    MajesticLust MajesticLust 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 7

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    Yeah, I'm sarcastic a lot,

    sometimes I can't even tell when I meant to be sarcastic :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 11

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    I love being sarcastic cause it cracks people up and I have a tendency of being one helluva perv lmao but I love Making people laugh
    TwdFireflyy TwdFireflyy 16-17, F 5 days ago

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    Maybe because I find sarcasm funny lol.
    Ansonicchi Ansonicchi 18-21, M Mar 23

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