Quietly in my Head...." yes its working "
chick. It all changed when she found out that this woman could fry chicken and turkey. I got rid of her on purpose and got me a white girl. Those were the days.
stupid parents?!?!? ACT NOW! move out, get a job, and pay your own bills.
to have a special ability to insult idiots without them realizing :D
Person: No, i'm watering it so it'll grow in to a bus.
as I am online, but that's only because I'm shy.
chances are it's a couple million light years away and the star is dead. Just like your dreams.
have a really bad day ... 😐
who understand when I'm being that way and give it to me right back. Quick wit is really sexy on anyone.
..... I don't know what I got, but I'm 100% sure I got it & if u don't believe me just ask me. The End Fool!
congratulations *****! you have managed once again to make me feel like a low life, worthless piece of **** once again! do you want some money for that too?!?!
some say it's half empty. I say "Are you gonna drink that?"
that I don't put enough gas in my car when we go out to eat. So I went to a Gas Station and we ate snacks there. 2 birds with 1 stone. #GasStationDating
because apparently, slapping the hell out of your co-workers is frowned upon by management.
DEAD BIRD!!!! U KNOW UR *** LOOKED UP.....
for the meaning of life this short 30 seconds video shows you how https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxLFBkSSQN0
I'm serious, this facial expression does not mean I am stabbing you mentally. What? Me? Want to kill like everyone today? Nah, I'm just overjoyed to see you
or do they get up early every morning and practice?
But like my Great Grand Pappy said "Looks don't last forever. Dumazz!"
everyone assumes I'm mean, yet that's besides the point. sarcasm isn't mean it's just a way of interaction. you assume too much and get hurt from your own conclusion you're jumping to.
old son used scarcasm properly for the first time. The 4 year old isn't there yet, but give her time. She is my mini-me after all.
Simple as that. I love sarcasm and if you can't handle it or respect that aspect of my humor, and then you can't respect me nor deserve my time
not sarcastic or do you talk about anything serious.... I think not! Because your hiding your true emotions, on the fact that you don't know how to express them." So I got real upset & sad with tears almost in my eyes. I ask the guy if he could help me, if he might have some...
my 4yr old. Aint gonna stop though.
it doesn't mean I'm impressed. It means you're stupid.
when I see an invention as revolutionary as sarcasm being abused by total amateurs.
so sarcastic about everything. my friends generally say they don't know whether I'm being sarcastic or telling the truth. I guess they'll never know;) It's probably the only way I can properly deal with negativity.
I replied, "nope we **** in the corner"
because punching people in the face is still illegal...
when some fool thinks you're being serious...
It's called the throne.
I'm sarcastic, 99.9% of the time, but in that 0.1% where I'm not being my normal sarcastic self, everyone assumes I'm being sarcastic and no one will take what I say seriously!! Like c'mon guys wake the **** up!
because it's illegal to kill them"
Girl: To see a movie?
Boy: No, to count the seats.
than the speed of stupid!