People point at their wrist and ask what the time is. It's not as if I point at my crotch and ask where the toilet is.
2. People say, "oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too" - well, obviously! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
3. People say, "can I ask you a...
sarcasm is something everybody can enjoy.
But especially the ones who are smarter than you.
to have a special ability to insult idiots without them realizing :D
Girl: To see a movie?
Boy: No, to count the seats.
and people get confused because they weren't sure why I was saying something that way. I'm just that good sometimes haha. Other times people just get annoyed with me...
wondering how many people here require sever special needs, or have a reading level below the third grade. #notevensorry
by saying he sat at the "cool" table and I told him every one should dream big. He didn't even get it.
My diet, my sense of humor, my habits and short comings. I am listening ever so intently.
I replied, "nope we **** in the corner"
that through text/computer, it can go unnoticed a lot of times. I try to tone it down when texting but in person, i love being sarcastic
who dont get your sarcasm. its too sarcastic for them to understand
because they aren't understand a feeling of any persons .
a bit like a mind exercise. Stretching is important when it comes to exercise...hence all the eye rolling and yawning.
dont ask a stupid question"
than saying all the things I'd really like to say.
Person: No, i'm watering it so it'll grow in to a bus.
please let me know and I'll stop.
if I'm being a bi*** or sarcastic
" "You're all I need." "I couldn't live without you."
In school they taught me that i couldn't live without:
My text book never mentioned that guy I liked in 6th period.
I'm pretty sure you can still survive without having someone "love" you...
I can't help what I am, sometimes it gets on people's nerves
I'm serious, this facial expression does not mean I am stabbing you mentally. What? Me? Want to kill like everyone today? Nah, I'm just overjoyed to see you
manager in my company. he said "the other manager got real mad when I called him a dictator". I said "maybe he didn't hear the tator part"...
in the dish washer. Maybe next time it'll be your Mac book. Then we can argue. Stfu.
it doesn't mean I'm impressed. It means you're stupid.
that you're a ******* moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon and i was raised better than that
thing. I actually enjoy it quite a lot. I love people that have a sarcastic sense of humor. Unfortunately, though I can have a sarcastic sense of humor, that's not really how mine comes out most often. Turns out, my brand of sarcasm is at it's pinnacle when I'm angry and...
...beware all you sensitive individuals.
or do they get up early every morning and practice?
who understand when I'm being that way and give it to me right back. Quick wit is really sexy on anyone.
some people say its a gift but it isnt my friend, try talking like that to teachers. they think im being a wise *** but its my voice/)>w <(
that the Internet wasn't around when I was young and did stupid things.
Well I don't like your stupid.
insult idiots without them knowing.
calling me fat.
"Really? I'm fat? I had no idea! Is THAT why I can't see my feet when I look down? I'm SO glad you told me. I never would've know I was fat without your help."
for it at least 5+ times because I use my sarcasm as a weapon against teachers, woops.