until someone doesn't pick up on the sarcasm.
that I don't put enough gas in my car when we go out to eat. So I went to a Gas Station and we ate snacks there. 2 birds with 1 stone. #GasStationDating
probably shouldn't do this" to "**** it, let's see what happens."
that's why you have 197 photos in an album called "ME".
feelings. So, most of the time I keep it to myself. I absolutely love being in the company of people who can appreciate sarcastic humor. I am lucky to have such people in my life.
because apparently, slapping the hell out of your co-workers is frowned upon by management.
What's the best one liner you have used to shut someone down?
after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich.
than a bad boy??
A badass man who has his **** together.
*the demon possessing my body blushes*
"I'm so ******* wet, give it to me now!"
She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella.
Especially frozen into cubes and completely surrounded by vodka.
I'm just gonna sit down like it's warm.
.. Books Before Boys Because Boys Bring Babies
and problems to feel better about mine.
...notice how all women's problems start with Men
encouragement. I feel like saying "Shut up I know I can do it, I just don't want to."
your man, just smile really big and ask "Notice anything different?"
but my fucket list is a mile long.
Like break your ****** neck.
everyone assumes I'm mean, yet that's besides the point. sarcasm isn't mean it's just a way of interaction. you assume too much and get hurt from your own conclusion you're jumping to.
I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
and I had to share it....some times even the heavens say **** you
tubes of hemorrhoid cream?
I automatically think "So take off all your clothes."
who understand when I'm being that way and give it to me right back. Quick wit is really sexy on anyone.
before making most decisions.
sarcasm is something everybody can enjoy.
But especially the ones who are smarter than you.
. people take me seriously and take it all up the *** haha
because it's illegal to kill them"
It's called the throne.
So you don't like my attitude blame yourself!
and it could be taken in a couple different ways, always go with sarcasm. Your chances of being wrong are incredibly low.
Person: No, i'm watering it so it'll grow in to a bus.
possibly the most sophisticated firm of humor, and not a good thing to use on your child. Trust me, I know.