I'm Way Too Sarcastic At Times... - I think maybe too many people don't understand me because of my complex personality? I'm pretty blunt at times, sarcastic, dry humor, etc etc. I think most people around me or people that speak to me, don't really want to get to know me...
butterfly46107 4 Responses 3 Nov 12
So - one day I stopped being sarcastic. It was horrible.
herotherself 3 Responses 10 Nov 16
When people ask me dumb questions I can't help but answer with a dumb answer ... Really obvious questions deserve to be shut down by a joke sorry lol that's who I am ✋☺️
Liveandlovefree 7 Responses 11 6 days ago
7th Grade English Story - when I was in 7th grade English......we got onto a discussion one day of brains.......(what brains and english have to do with each other I have no clue).....The teacher then asked this question......."How long do you think a person could live without a...
BATOVN 5 Responses 6 Oct 26, 2012
I Just Not To Take Life Too Serious - People who don't know me think I'm being rude when in reality I'm just using verbal irony. People who know me find me hilarious.
Realme2013 3 Responses 5 Nov 27
Whoops - Sadly, I am a very sarcastic person when someone isn't on the same page with me. Not if they were to have a disorder or something blocking them but if they are up to par but just do not get common sense. I'm a nerd I know, but common sense is common sense. It's not hard...
RavenQuinn 3 Responses 0 Nov 8
It's A Talent.....^_^ - Kind of like an innate ability I have to shoot off at the mouth and give a sarcastic answer. I truly mean nothing by it unless if you're rude to me or I'm joking. So if you see me around.....Just know that I'm joking usually....unless if you're rude. :)
SqweepTheAlien 3 Responses 6 Oct 8, 2012
All Right You Sarcastic Bastards - Sometimes in life, we must hold back our sarcastic nature to prevent clueless minds from exploding because with great power... comes great responsibility.
Rhymeslinger 3 Responses 8 Nov 13
Irony To Be Made ? - Will someone define Sarcasm ? Kindly be creative ? Nim
NimN 1 Response 1 Nov 20
But That Doesn't Equate To Meanness - I shall endeavour to always be straight with you. But I will also try to be polite, & not just because it's the right thing to do but because I want to! I've been thinking about this a lot lately. I suppose I feel a little... errr... guilty...
ShakespeareSonnet116 20 Responses 15 Jan 2
Oh Me... - I run out of gas ... This older man stopped to see if I needed help : he says "car trouble ?" I said "well not really, just outta gas..." He replies with "oh, ya need some ?" As irritated as I was I couldn't help it !! I said, "naw, I'm waiting on this urge to pee...
bRitNlOuD 8 Responses 7 6 days ago
I Am A Thief - I am a thief. I steal. In fact, I've been stealing for a very long time. I've evolved, as a thief. My first thieving experiment didn't go so well. I was in a Safeway (you know those right? they're all the same, except the ones in Danville and...
evanidul 7 Responses 13 Jan 31, 2012
I'M Not Sarcastic At All..... *Sarcasm* - Sarcasm is my body's natural defense against stupid. If I wasn't sarcastic so many people's feelings would be hurt. However sarcasm can be taken too far. That's usually the case when someone doesn't use their sarcastic tone. Sarcasm is an...
Tkaaa 4 Responses 5 Jun 29
Sarcasm is a true talent. It can somewhat be learned but usually it is a part of who a person is. I am not a sensitive person so I use and appreciate sarcasm in a person
Smokesgirl2013 2 Responses 3 Nov 27
Avoid Violence - I use Sarcasm because beating the crap out of people is illegal.
Sh43 4 Responses 4 Nov 6
The Sarcastic Exit Line (SEL) - One of my favourite things in life (not quite as good as sex but close) is the Sarcastic Exit Line (SEL). The scenario is irresistible: Imagine a group of people chatting about a particular person and everyone seems to be in total agreement about...
screamqueen1994 8 Responses 11 Jul 11
Happiness - If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do have a problem. R.B.
lina2013 2 Responses 5 Oct 22
No, Really? - If you haven't noticed already..get to know me. It's mostly how I deal with life in general. A coping mechanism if you will. Although, sometimes it's purely for the laughs. It is just who I am, Like it or leave it.
Thekidsmom 4 Responses 9 Jul 7, 2012
Sarcastic Confession - yes, i admit it. i am sarcastic ... but only when i'm awake. for those of you who believe sarcasm is cruel or can get out of hand all i have to say is ... i imagine, in all reality, that sarcasm is, for the most part, a defense mechanism. not...
AbbyNormal 15 Responses 10 May 25, 2007
Sarcastic Wonder - Honestly 90% of the time I don't have a serious answer for people. I'm just so blown away by their stupidity I have to make it obvious that whatever they just said really pissed me off; while still trying to be sneaky about it. Thank God for sarcasm otherwise i...
beautytilllaunch 4 Responses 5 Feb 3, 2012
People - In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes stepped on my feet...and then she said," Sorry did that hurt?" I just wanna say, "not at all. I’m on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?" Ugh people =_='
FinnyFunny 3 Responses 8 Nov 28
It's In My Gene. - Honestly I never knew that I'm a sarcastic person. And I always hate my dad for being one. 80% of his comments about people are always sarcastic.And so does my grandma,the "Queen of Sarcasm" in our family. Until recently, I discovered this sarcastic ability in...
Choco6014 1 Response 1 Nov 26
Sarcasm - Best part about being sarcastic is that it makes me feel smarter than you.
JackedHueMan 1 Response 0 Nov 16
English Is My 2nd Language - Sarcasm Is My 1st! - Sarcasm is not just a choice - it's a way of life! =) If I didn't have my charming, dark sarcasm to get me through the day - I would cry. Not being a drama queen...I've truly had more than my fair share of tragedy and trauma...
9Dragonz 11 Responses 8 Jan 1, 2011
The Beauty In Sarcasm - Oh sarcasm. These poor bystanders haven't a clue what you're doing. Is she being sarcastic? Is she not? Sarcasm is an enabler. It lets you get away with saying things that you normally wouldn't, without meaning it. In fact, you can tell the truth straight...
stephanie929 5 Responses 8 Nov 21
No....Really? - I am a huge smart ***. I can't help it. If you say something and I have a witty come back it doesn't matter who I am talking to I have to say it. It has gotten me into quite a bit of trouble believe it or not. Normally I do it to make people laugh but there has...
armyguy03 12 Responses 6 Jun 23
I Love Being Sacrastic! - I am a very sarcastic person. I love to laugh and just be my regular weird self. I'm serious when I have to be but around friends I enjoy saying dumb things and being sarcastic. I'm not the best at making friends but I LOVE it when I meet new people and...
Pinkerlove 1 Nov 9
I'm Not Usually the "... - I'm not usually the "mean" sarcastic kind. I tend to be the playful or teasing sarcastic. Unless I'm dealing with someone just utterly being ignorant with me, then I might ooze a facecious response that would melt butter! Or at least make...
emerald 5 Responses 6 Jan 31, 2007
I can be really sarcastic and it always gets awkward texting because the other person doesnt realize im kidding
gabyalice 4 Responses 7 4 days ago
I'm Only Sarcastic, On Day... - I'm only sarcastic, on days ending in Y
dawnmarie 2 Responses 5 Jan 31, 2007
I Love Being Sarcastic. - I honestly love it, haha. People don't understand when I'm having sarcasm but you know, they catch on sooner or later:)
loyalhoran 1 Nov 11
You Don'T Say - Sarcasm is one of the greatest joys in life, I would say. It's right up there with the "F" bomb, sex, wine, cheap cigars, and chocolate. If I had to go a whole day without being sarcastic at least once, I might just explode. How else am I supposed to deal with all...
Twisted01 2 Responses 8 Oct 31
My Point Of View - Well, most of you are smart. Really. Smart people doesn't have to know the difference between rude, having a pathetic low sense of humor and sarcastic. Nooo. That thing is just for stupid people and losers Stupid people and loser have to know very well the...
y1779 0 Nov 14
... Maybe Too Mich - When I was in grade 7, I noticed I was kinda sarcastic, and so did my teacher. She labeled me as sarcastic, and now everyone does too. I wish people didn't just think about that, but at the same time, I have used I so much I don't know what I am without it.
NataliaC123 1 Response 0 Nov 19
Sarcasm - If you ask a stupid question, expect a stupid answer.
DreamerGirl27 2 Responses 6 Nov 6
Some People Dont Get It - Me and my friend were talking about it earlier and we're some real sarcastic *** people. And its such a part of my personality only my friends get it when we talk. Thats my sense of humor and how I talk to people but I dont understand how some people...
conscript93 1 Response 1 Nov 27
Sarcasm Over Kindness - Yes, I am a sarcasmic . A HUGE ONE . It's been something I've been since maybe the 5th grade, and it's officially apart of me now . Most of the time people catch it and laugh, sometimes they just stare . But I still love it .
DameInChains 1 Response 0 Nov 13
Confused - Sometimes I think people think I'm a complete ******* because they can't keep up with my responses. I just naturally have an explanation for everything because I'm comfortable with my inability to not be sarcastic, but when people can't understand, they get defensive...
Ashclo 3 Nov 16
Sarcasm - I hate it when people ask me at the supermarket 'what are you doing here?' Oh, you know, just hunting elephants..
DreamerGirl27 2 Responses 8 Nov 6
Oh, This Is A Biggie For Me. - Welcome, to my mind. It's filled with nothing but stupid jokes, a fair amount of charm and wit, some monopoly quips, and a whole lot of sarcasm. I think one of the main reasons I'm single right now is the fact that my "off" switch for sarcasm just...
agsilver 1 Response 1 Nov 12
I'm Pretty Sardonic - When I get angry I get quite sarcastic and pretty ironic in my words, especially while annoyed as hell. People say I remind them of the girl from the Office SkyDrive commercial, cos she has a similar way of speaking. Here, I'll show ya. Yeah, I'm pretty...
BlueMetalChick 5 Responses 7 Oct 7
Im Very Sarcastic - Sometimes i can take things too far n that gets me into alot of trouble because sometimes people dont realise when im bein sarcastic
xJayxx 2 Responses 7 May 11, 2007
Sarcastic Much? - I tend to be sarcastic...alot. Like my vocabulary is mostly sarcasm, rude sarcasm at that, but that's what make me different :3 I get comments on my sarcastic tendencies, but oh well! X3
EmoSakurachan 2 Responses 2 Nov 13
Finally - Something worth testing on... You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitude, then too bad. So sad.
ordinarilybeautiful 0 Nov 25
almost a disney love story? - almost a disney love story? (hang in there, i put alot of effort to pull this choppy story into words from my feelings) *2 brothers bestfriends with an ex* -prior- i was nearly inlove with my bestfriend.. we'll call him brother#1 for years growing up...
lurkerton757 0 1 day ago
We Should Engage Our Brains Before We Open Our Mouths Or Type. - Reading an altercation here between 2 members over an insensitive answer to a question provoked this thought from me. Yes sometimes we come here and we can be in a flippant or sarcastically devilish mood and so we...
primnproper 2 Nov 13
I Didn't Mean It THAT Way. - Obviously you sound different to others than how you think you sound. I consider my tone to be very neutral and relaxed but it's so frustrating that whenever I freaking speak, everybody and their grandmothers think that I'm being sarcastic. Lady, I...
imalittleteapot39 0 6 days ago
Haha - Literally only my friends and boyfriend understand me. I'm pretty damn sarcastic and I love really stupid, humor, that is sometimes offensive to other people.
mermaidmotel 1 Response 1 Nov 6
Depression - My Angel left me almost three months ago...he will be gone another 8 months. He is extremely depressed. He cannot see the positive side of anything it's always the negative and he's always angry and sarcastic. He used to be the most positive and happy person I knew...
Tbergamini 0 Nov 6
I Want To Share 100 Things About Me - Okay.. Let's see if I get to a 100 (If I don't, I'm still posting) 1. I have blue eyes 2. I'm 16 3. I've had brain surgery 4. I want to be an author 5. I'm missing a lot of my memories 6. I'm the oldest of 3 (not including stepsiblings) 7. I...
boklenHolley7 3 Responses 2 Nov 7
Normal People Bore Me - I prefer people who are a little more interesting. Unusual, weird, intelligent, sarcastic, free spirited people are some of my favorite types of people to talk to.
Twisted01 1 Response 4 Nov 7
Par 49 Wednesday !! Part 2 - ... I sat on my place and he started the lesson we were watching few videos on the first video he sat opposite of me and watching me from the other side of the room and on the second video he came and sat right next to me ...OMG! We catched our eyes...
singingthestoryofmylife 1 Response 0 Nov 7
Being Me - No one loves me. I sent my boss a friend request on Facebook and she refused it, while everyone else at work is on her profile, including the new people. She hates me so bad, she ignores everything I say and so do the other supervisors. They are always disagreeable...
HoneyFromTheSkySolAngel 4 Responses 2 Nov 8