It's called the throne.
instead of just getting offended...She's a keeper!
1. Be a female.
2. Be 13-21.
3. Show chest.
4. Be a trollolololol.
5. Be Billy.
6. Be a pervert.
7. Post tons of pics.
8. Write raunchy stories ;).
9. Be extreme.
10. Post tons of stuff in the Questions section.
11. Sound smart.
12. Make a fake Diana account.
who keep having birthdays live a lot longer...
*the demon possessing my body blushes*
.. in a humorous way. I can usually tell who can take it and who can't. If they can't, that's when the fun begins. (Just kidding)
good shape at the gym. I'm like, "What are you doing here? You're done."
. I've never been this old before ._.
heart disease and obesity runs in your family. It's that no one runs in your family.
2) the wrong side
Girl: To see a movie?
Boy: No, to count the seats.
that little whiny butt snot nosed kid blocked me for telling the truth!
either me or those basketball season tickets" I told her it was easy...via a photo text of me at the game
and let you think I'm dumb. Our I could open my mouth and prove it.
I replied, "nope we **** in the corner"
stupid parents?!?!? ACT NOW! move out, get a job, and pay your own bills.
in bed and thinking about how tired I am.
Well I don't like your stupid.
and I had to share it....some times even the heavens say **** you
who understand when I'm being that way and give it to me right back. Quick wit is really sexy on anyone.
Person: No, i'm watering it so it'll grow in to a bus.
when some fool thinks you're being serious...
as demonstrated by me and Jake:
Me: uncovers shoulders
Jake: OH GOD SHOULDERS MY EYES BLEED MY EYES BLEED COVER THEM NOW AHHH I CANT UNSEE THAT!
We did that for a skit in English and everyone was dying😂
everyone assumes I'm mean, yet that's besides the point. sarcasm isn't mean it's just a way of interaction. you assume too much and get hurt from your own conclusion you're jumping to.
to have a special ability to insult idiots without them realizing :D
sarcasm is something everybody can enjoy.
But especially the ones who are smarter than you.
I'm still here. It's just that what you said was so ******* stupid that o think I slipped into a coma for a few minutes."
But I don't remember eating a ******* Legend
and I won't give a **** next Wednesday either.
I'm serious, this facial expression does not mean I am stabbing you mentally. What? Me? Want to kill like everyone today? Nah, I'm just overjoyed to see you
or do they get up early every morning and practice?
because it's illegal to kill them"
I'm sarcastic, 99.9% of the time, but in that 0.1% where I'm not being my normal sarcastic self, everyone assumes I'm being sarcastic and no one will take what I say seriously!! Like c'mon guys wake the **** up!
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y ?
old son used scarcasm properly for the first time. The 4 year old isn't there yet, but give her time. She is my mini-me after all.
**** off " confused with " please continue ".
yours belong in the zoo
Don't be mad I will be there too
Not in the cage but laughing at you
the knife to my soup , the glitter to my sushi and the ketchup to my ice cream.
My point is you're worthless.
kill me with healthy food and less meat!!!