In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes stepped on my feet...and then she said," Sorry did that hurt?"
I just wanna say, "not at all. I’m on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?"
Ugh people =_='
so damn slow!! Like please people this ain't no snail race! I mean seriously I need a humongous shovel just to move people out of the damn way cause omg if you don't move and if that damn shovel doesn't do the trick then be surprised when you see blood and your face smushed to...
I am a thief. I steal. In fact, I've been stealing for a very long time.
I've evolved, as a thief. My first thieving experiment didn't go so well. I was in a Safeway (you know those right? they're all the same, except the ones in Danville and rich...
that I've been sarcastic since they can remember.
It took me a while to realize I was..
Sarcasm come to me naturally, like breathing. It's really hard to catch myself.
my bf gets mad at me for it too
but I wouldn't have it any other way
. I often forget that when I meet new people they don't know that I am, therefore when I say something they'll take me seriously or don't get me. Sometimes it's frustrating because this is how I am, and it's hard to get people to truly understand me without thinking I'm being...
or do something... and in your head you think something... well sadly sometimes I say them out loud.
Some while ago we went to see my daughter in a swimming gala. One of her team-mate's mothers sat near us. She walked past - well she'd had the haircut which was a disaster. I...
Sarcasm should maybe be reserved for friends and family who already know me because when I use it at work or with strangers it usually blows up in my face. I don't mean to sound disrespectful but it can easily be taken that way
...somethin to be aware of!
People point at their wrist and ask what the time is. It's not as if I point at my crotch and ask where the toilet is.
2. People say, "oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too" - well, obviously! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
3. People say, "can I ask you a...
open with my name and where I'm calling from.
Nobody seems to take notice until something important is said.
They then say... "What WAS your name again!
I say again "my name is.... And still is!"
Most don't get my sarcasm :)