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I Am Sarcastic

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    Yep I'm a serious smart-***

    or sarcastic chose a title/lable
    TheBeastsPenetratingBlade TheBeastsPenetratingBlade 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    I want power want to rule over every single

    being,thing. There is this urge inside growing to tear apart. I know it is there every calm hour I hear it ,I see it. And it's gonna happen to me with a higher change.
    sidharthasankar sidharthasankar 18-21, M 1 day ago

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    athenalovlies athenalovlies 18-21, F 13 Responses May 7

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    Lady grantham : master of sarcasm !

    ! Being sarcastic is the best part of being me! ( if u know difference between sarcasm and being rude)
    fauxlady fauxlady 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    The problem with being very sarcastic is

    that through text/computer, it can go unnoticed a lot of times. I try to tone it down when texting but in person, i love being sarcastic
    sammy0216 sammy0216 22-25, F 8 Responses Aug 12

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    I love it when something I say catches the

    person it's directed at completely off guard! The look on their face when they finally realize they just got "HAD" can be so funny!! If I had a camera that I wore 24/7 I would probably be rich by now!! Hahaha! I only do this with people I know! And only in fun!
    Panth69 Panth69 46-50, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    ImmortalRussian ImmortalRussian 18-21, M 3 Responses May 28

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    Currently specializing in: snarky comments,

    one liners, those things no one else is willing to say and usually a giant dose of word vomit.
    sometimestheysay sometimestheysay 22-25, F 3 Responses Aug 10

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    Sarcasm is needed when: 1.

    People point at their wrist and ask what the time is. It's not as if I point at my crotch and ask where the toilet is. 2. People say, "oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too" - well, obviously! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 3. People say, "can I ask you a...
    ThatAwkwardPanda ThatAwkwardPanda 13-15 8 Responses Jun 15

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    I'm really sarcastic cause my mom says omggggg

    its so cold outside I'll be like no **** Sherlock or noooo its not cold it's really hot!! Or when my friends are like girl ya have a bathroom I'll be like no we take a **** in the sink xD
    vivian3172 vivian3172 13-15, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    My favourite phrase "No **** Sherlock" haha I

    know it's popular and used by a lot of people but I've used it for a very long time ;)
    XxWolfGirlMidnightxX XxWolfGirlMidnightxX 13-15, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    My family all hate me

    because I am sarcastic ALL THE TIME. But I can't seem to stop! It's like a bad habit
    Minutes2Midnight Minutes2Midnight 13-15, F 8 Responses Aug 13

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    So this one time I was asked by a friend only a

    day before homecoming if I wanted to go with him. When he got to my house to pick me up, my mom told me not to do anything stupid. And I responded with, "No mom, I'm just gonna shoot up meth in the bathroom." She chuckled a little, but I took a step towards the door then said...
    pinheadlari pinheadlari 18-21, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    Oh, I'm sorry I washed your TITANIUM scissors

    in the dish washer. Maybe next time it'll be your Mac book. Then we can argue. Stfu.
    stwolfwood stwolfwood 26-30, F 7 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    My friend asked me if I had a bathroom,

    I replied, "nope we **** in the corner"
    suicideDepression suicideDepression 22-25, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    beyoutifulmess beyoutifulmess 16-17, F 3 Responses Aug 9

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    ...because it's easier

    than saying all the things I'd really like to say.
    juniper12 juniper12 22-25, F 6 Responses Jun 11

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    I use it as a crunch

    for my narcissism I can be very cruel to people sometime but I have a super hard time apologizing. I really want to be a nicer person but people almost expect if from me like cause If you're not the one being made fun of it's funny It's I feel terrible about it but the...
    lydiandom lydiandom 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 13

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    mewtoi mewtoi 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 26

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    I am sarcastic and proud :P who doesn't loves

    to have a special ability to insult idiots without them realizing :D
    beckygg beckygg 18-21, F 12 Responses Jul 4

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    XD even being a fairly sarcastic person myself,

    i know its suprising, but i would be one of those people who was caught of gaurd by. Sometimes the sarcasm in somthing someone says just completely goes over my head. Spending my summer at then lake with 4 other woman/young woman exactly like this (aka my family) we even...
    a1uM1nuM448 a1uM1nuM448 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    It's ok friend it's ok :3 (in crys voice)

    if you know who cry is you are awesome!!!!!!!
    vivian3172 vivian3172 13-15, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    NutellaNut NutellaNut 13-15, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    a1uM1nuM448 a1uM1nuM448 13-15, F 6 Responses Aug 12

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    LOL

    happinesswinsxx happinesswinsxx 41-45, F 8 Responses Jul 10

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    BioFem17 BioFem17 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 17

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    Sarcasm runs my life,

    it's not my fault. I can't help it.
    hashtagliz hashtagliz 13-15, F Aug 11

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    People

    In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes stepped on my feet...and then she said," Sorry did that hurt?" I just wanna say, "not at all. I’m on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?" Ugh people =_='
    FinnyFunny FinnyFunny 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 28, 2013

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    Remember when emojis were real facial

    expressions done by real people? Goooood tiiiiimes
    lykkeismyname lykkeismyname 16-17, T 1 Response 4 days ago

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    The true art of sarcasm is

    when nobody can tell when you are serious or sarcastic. No, I'm not making fun of you. I totally like you..
    maddgirl maddgirl 18-21, F 12 Responses May 31

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    The Sarcastic Exit Line (SEL)

    One of my favourite things in life (not quite as good as sex but close) is the Sarcastic Exit Line (SEL). The scenario is irresistible: Imagine a group of people chatting about a particular person and everyone seems to be in total agreement about him/her and hopefully, it's a...
    screamqueen1994 screamqueen1994 18-21, F 7 Responses Jul 11, 2013

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    Sarcasm

    I hate it when people ask me at the supermarket 'what are you doing here?' Oh, you know, just hunting elephants..
    DreamingSouls DreamingSouls 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 6, 2013

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    Lividstone Lividstone 16-17, M 2 Responses Aug 5

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    I will probably delete this app bc I'm done

    with it but if u can give me reasons why I should keep it I will decide in the morning sooooo goodnight everybody
    Bradleycrab Bradleycrab 26-30, M 3 Responses Aug 13

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    I Am A Thief

    I am a thief.  I steal.  In fact, I've been stealing for a very long time.   I've evolved, as a thief.  My first thieving experiment didn't go so well.  I was in a Safeway (you know those right?  they're all the same, except the ones in Danville and rich...
    evanidul evanidul 31-35, M 7 Responses Jan 31, 2012

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    You know when people say

    or do something... and in your head you think something... well sadly sometimes I say them out loud. Some while ago we went to see my daughter in a swimming gala. One of her team-mate's mothers sat near us. She walked past - well she'd had the haircut which was a disaster. I...
    nunos nunos 51-55, M 11 Responses Jun 2

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    Yeah right ..... just an example of my sarcasm.

    Wolf vs eagle: The wolf wins because it can jump up to 100000 feet and it can fly. Wolf vs lion (one on one, let's say they're on a Roman coliseum, where no one interferes): It's so obvious, the wolf still wins, c'mon guys. The lion cannot stand a chance because it's not using...
    ThelaughingSky ThelaughingSky 18-21, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    So

    one day I stopped being sarcastic. It was horrible.
    herotherself herotherself 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 16, 2013

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    Honestly I'm one of the most sarcastic people

    ever, and some people take most of the things I say personally. But I'm always joking around so people need to just chill...
    Lanigga14 Lanigga14 13-15, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    Something about a sarcastic

    yet confident dude, oh it drives me crazy in a good way!!!
    Lthayer2011 Lthayer2011 18-21, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    cicizzle cicizzle 13-15, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    If you can't say something nice,

    say something witty and sarcastic :)
    RiceBunny55 RiceBunny55 31-35, F 10 Responses Jul 26

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    Extremely,it's just how I roll.

    Don't like it well I'm sure I'll still sleep at night.
    petitelady28 petitelady28 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 11

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    My teacher made me stand outside

    for 10 minutes. But we're cool though.
    MacabreCannibal MacabreCannibal 16-17, F 2 days ago

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    It's very sad that some people just don't get it

    when you're being sarcastic. You make brilliant, witty, dry comment and then ... Nothing. A blank stare back complete with gaping mouth and flies. You're waiting for a lightbulb aha moment for them to register what you just said, then belatedly realize this monkey was missing...
    porfavor porfavor 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 17

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    whatsmyageagain23 whatsmyageagain23 18-21, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    The Beauty In Sarcasm

    Oh sarcasm. These poor bystanders haven't a clue what you're doing. Is she being sarcastic? Is she not? Sarcasm is an enabler. It lets you get away with saying things that you normally wouldn't, without meaning it. In fact, you can tell the truth straight to somebody's face in...
    stephanie929 stephanie929 18-21, F 6 Responses Nov 21, 2013

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    SurpriseMeToday SurpriseMeToday 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 15

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    Sarcastic Confession

    yes, i admit it.  i am sarcastic ... but only when i'm awake. for those of you who believe sarcasm is cruel or can get out of hand all i have to say is ... i imagine, in all reality, that sarcasm is, for the most part, a defense mechanism.  not only that but, ...
    AbbyNormal AbbyNormal 31-35, F 15 Responses May 25, 2007

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    cjdjdkeksks cjdjdkeksks 70+, M 3 Responses Aug 10

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    When people ask me dumb questions I can't help

    but answer with a dumb answer ... Really obvious questions deserve to be shut down by a joke sorry lol that's who I am ✋☺️
    Liveandlovefree Liveandlovefree 22-25, F 4 Responses Nov 29, 2013

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    One good thing about being 50 is

    that the Internet wasn't around when I was young and did stupid things.
    cheersfromaz cheersfromaz 46-50, F 3 Responses Feb 8

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    "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" Only

    for those who have no idea how to use it. Those who frequently say "um" and "y'know". No I don't know. Articulate yourself. Then you might get my sarcasm
    LillikoiSeed LillikoiSeed 46-50, F 9 Responses Apr 11

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    I am so sarcastic and people mistake that

    as me being mean when I'm actually really nice! ...just very sarcastic, witty, and snippy.
    enza105 enza105 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 5