who understand when I'm being that way and give it to me right back. Quick wit is really sexy on anyone.
Quietly in my Head...." yes its working "
because punching people in the face is still illegal...
to have a special ability to insult idiots without them realizing :D
But like my Great Grand Pappy said "Looks don't last forever. Dumazz!"
They choose your nursing home.
I replied, "nope we **** in the corner"
not sarcastic or do you talk about anything serious.... I think not! Because your hiding your true emotions, on the fact that you don't know how to express them." So I got real upset & sad with tears almost in my eyes. I ask the guy if he could help me, if he might have some...
so serious all the time. if you can't laugh at yourself sometimes, give me a call, I'm more than happy to laugh at you...
stupid parents?!?!? ACT NOW! move out, get a job, and pay your own bills.
Girl: To see a movie?
Boy: No, to count the seats.
DEAD BIRD!!!! U KNOW UR *** LOOKED UP.....
because it's illegal to kill them"
that I don't put enough gas in my car when we go out to eat. So I went to a Gas Station and we ate snacks there. 2 birds with 1 stone. #GasStationDating
Person: No, i'm watering it so it'll grow in to a bus.
Well I don't like your stupid.
..... I don't know what I got, but I'm 100% sure I got it & if u don't believe me just ask me. The End Fool!
sarcasm is something everybody can enjoy.
But especially the ones who are smarter than you.
because apparently, slapping the hell out of your co-workers is frowned upon by management.
chick. It all changed when she found out that this woman could fry chicken and turkey. I got rid of her on purpose and got me a white girl. Those were the days.
Simple as that. I love sarcasm and if you can't handle it or respect that aspect of my humor, and then you can't respect me nor deserve my time
as I am online, but that's only because I'm shy.
some say it's half empty. I say "Are you gonna drink that?"
so sarcastic about everything. my friends generally say they don't know whether I'm being sarcastic or telling the truth. I guess they'll never know;) It's probably the only way I can properly deal with negativity.
when I see an invention as revolutionary as sarcasm being abused by total amateurs.
It's called the throne.
everyone assumes I'm mean, yet that's besides the point. sarcasm isn't mean it's just a way of interaction. you assume too much and get hurt from your own conclusion you're jumping to.
chances are it's a couple million light years away and the star is dead. Just like your dreams.
who keep having birthdays live a lot longer...
for the meaning of life this short 30 seconds video shows you how https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxLFBkSSQN0
congratulations *****! you have managed once again to make me feel like a low life, worthless piece of **** once again! do you want some money for that too?!?!
have a really bad day ... 😐
I'm sarcastic, 99.9% of the time, but in that 0.1% where I'm not being my normal sarcastic self, everyone assumes I'm being sarcastic and no one will take what I say seriously!! Like c'mon guys wake the **** up!
I'm serious, this facial expression does not mean I am stabbing you mentally. What? Me? Want to kill like everyone today? Nah, I'm just overjoyed to see you
my 4yr old. Aint gonna stop though.