heads that don't exist and get mad over it. That would be awkward.
some people say its a gift but it isnt my friend, try talking like that to teachers. they think im being a wise *** but its my voice/)>w <(
manager in my company. he said "the other manager got real mad when I called him a dictator". I said "maybe he didn't hear the tator part"...
and people get confused because they weren't sure why I was saying something that way. I'm just that good sometimes haha. Other times people just get annoyed with me...
because it's illegal to kill them"
Girl: To see a movie?
Boy: No, to count the seats.
that you're a ******* moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon and i was raised better than that
Well I don't like your stupid.
" "You're all I need." "I couldn't live without you."
In school they taught me that i couldn't live without:
My text book never mentioned that guy I liked in 6th period.
I'm pretty sure you can still survive without having someone "love" you...
sarcasm is something everybody can enjoy.
But especially the ones who are smarter than you.
Person: No, i'm watering it so it'll grow in to a bus.
to have a special ability to insult idiots without them realizing :D
I replied, "nope we **** in the corner"
work and my coworker ask if I always have to be a d!ck. I didn't even realize I was being one.
calling me fat.
"Really? I'm fat? I had no idea! Is THAT why I can't see my feet when I look down? I'm SO glad you told me. I never would've know I was fat without your help."
who understand when I'm being that way and give it to me right back. Quick wit is really sexy on anyone.
insult idiots without them knowing.
I can't help what I am, sometimes it gets on people's nerves
that we could italicize words on EP to show people that I am just being sarcastic...
dont ask a stupid question"
it doesn't mean I'm impressed. It means you're stupid.
than saying all the things I'd really like to say.
because they aren't understand a feeling of any persons .
My diet, my sense of humor, my habits and short comings. I am listening ever so intently.
for it at least 5+ times because I use my sarcasm as a weapon against teachers, woops.
that through text/computer, it can go unnoticed a lot of times. I try to tone it down when texting but in person, i love being sarcastic
thing. I actually enjoy it quite a lot. I love people that have a sarcastic sense of humor. Unfortunately, though I can have a sarcastic sense of humor, that's not really how mine comes out most often. Turns out, my brand of sarcasm is at it's pinnacle when I'm angry and...
please let me know and I'll stop.
a bit like a mind exercise. Stretching is important when it comes to exercise...hence all the eye rolling and yawning.
that the Internet wasn't around when I was young and did stupid things.
who dont get your sarcasm. its too sarcastic for them to understand
in the dish washer. Maybe next time it'll be your Mac book. Then we can argue. Stfu.
we're known for being sarcastic bastards. Don't like it? Get gone! xD
wondering how many people here require sever special needs, or have a reading level below the third grade. #notevensorry