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    It's all fun and games

    until someone doesn't pick up on the sarcasm.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 10 Responses Oct 10, 2015

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    This woman complained

    that I don't put enough gas in my car when we go out to eat. So I went to a Gas Station and we ate snacks there. 2 birds with 1 stone. #GasStationDating
    DC313 DC313 26-30, M 9 Responses Aug 18, 2015

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    Unine Unine 36-40, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    I'm at that age where my mind goes from "I

    probably shouldn't do this" to "**** it, let's see what happens."
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 4 Responses Jan 30

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    "OMG, I'm so ugly!" Yes,

    that's why you have 197 photos in an album called "ME".
    Kittygirl17 Kittygirl17 16-17, F 12 Responses Sep 14, 2015

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    But I really don't like to hurt people's

    feelings. So, most of the time I keep it to myself. I absolutely love being in the company of people who can appreciate sarcastic humor. I am lucky to have such people in my life.
    SavvyAnsley SavvyAnsley 41-45, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I have to use sarcasm at work,

    because apparently, slapping the hell out of your co-workers is frowned upon by management.
    HeyyMrsCarter HeyyMrsCarter 22-25, F 13 Responses Jul 9, 2015

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    Unine Unine 36-40, F 10 Responses Nov 5, 2015

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    Unine Unine 36-40, F 6 Responses Jan 30

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    More of a question really.

    What's the best one liner you have used to shut someone down?
    janey8 janey8 18-21, F 5 Responses Jan 30

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    I'd wish you the best,

    but you already had it.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    If I'm still able to walk to the kitchen

    after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 9 Responses Nov 7, 2015

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    You know what is sexier

    than a bad boy?? A badass man who has his **** together.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 9 Responses a week ago

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    Unine Unine 36-40, F 16 Responses Dec 8, 2015

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    "It's what's inside that makes you

    beautiful" *the demon possessing my body blushes*
    FinnyFunny FinnyFunny 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 12, 2015

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    "Give it to me!" she yelled.

    "I'm so ******* wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 9 Responses 4 days ago

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    Unine Unine 36-40, F 4 Responses Jan 28

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    I love the taste of water.

    Especially frozen into cubes and completely surrounded by vodka.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 5 Responses Jan 28

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    I'm too old to drop it like it's hot.

    I'm just gonna sit down like it's warm.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    Teach your daughters the 7 B's.

    .. Books Before Boys Because Boys Bring Babies
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 3 Responses Jan 28

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    I'm here on EP only to read about your issues

    and problems to feel better about mine.
    oNanori oNanori 22-25, F 13 Responses Oct 19, 2015

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    Menstruation, menopause,

    mental breakdown... ...notice how all women's problems start with Men
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 31 Responses Jan 13

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    Sometimes I hate when people give me

    encouragement. I feel like saying "Shut up I know I can do it, I just don't want to."
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    I'm trying to give up sexual innuendos.

    But it's hard. So hard.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 20 Responses Jan 14

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    Unine Unine 36-40, F 11 Responses Dec 30, 2015

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    Women, if you want to strike a bit of fear into

    your man, just smile really big and ask "Notice anything different?"
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 10 Responses Jan 29

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    I don't have a bucket list,

    but my fucket list is a mile long.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 11 Responses Nov 3, 2015

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    I wanna do bad things to you.

    Like break your ****** neck.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F Jan 30

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    Sarcasm is a lost art.

    everyone assumes I'm mean, yet that's besides the point. sarcasm isn't mean it's just a way of interaction. you assume too much and get hurt from your own conclusion you're jumping to.
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Aug 16, 2015

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    I'm actually not funny.

    I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 21 Responses Oct 1, 2015

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    My best friend took this pic

    and I had to share it....some times even the heavens say **** you
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Sep 8, 2015

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    Chronotis Chronotis 51-55, M 3 Responses Jan 28

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    Whenever someone says "It's getting hot in

    here", I automatically think "So take off all your clothes."
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 13 Responses Jan 20

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    And totally dig people

    who understand when I'm being that way and give it to me right back. Quick wit is really sexy on anyone.
    MissCocoGr MissCocoGr 31-35, F 12 Responses Feb 12, 2015

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    "**** it" - my final thought

    before making most decisions.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    No matter how smart you think you are,

    sarcasm is something everybody can enjoy. But especially the ones who are smarter than you.
    Angelcum Angelcum 18-21, F 21 Responses Feb 20, 2015

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    even with this on my about me.

    . people take me seriously and take it all up the *** haha
    darkertendencies darkertendencies 18-21, F a week ago

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    "Some people are alive simply

    because it's illegal to kill them"
    moonblaze moonblaze 22-25, F 11 Responses Sep 15, 2014

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    Yes, I know there's a special place in hell

    for me. It's called the throne.
    FinnyFunny FinnyFunny 22-25, F 6 Responses Jun 4, 2015

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    My attitude is a result of your actions!

    So you don't like my attitude blame yourself!
    xthefeelingsmutualx xthefeelingsmutualx 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

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    If I comment on your post

    and it could be taken in a couple different ways, always go with sarcasm. Your chances of being wrong are incredibly low.
    scrimshaw scrimshaw 46-50, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    Unine Unine 36-40, F 17 Responses Nov 10, 2015

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    Person: *washes car* Neighbour: Are you washing

    your car? Person: No, i'm watering it so it'll grow in to a bus.
    DreamingSouls DreamingSouls 16-17, F 8 Responses Oct 17, 2014

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    Unine Unine 36-40, F 2 Responses Jan 27

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    It's great in casual conversation,

    possibly the most sophisticated firm of humor, and not a good thing to use on your child. Trust me, I know.
    emmye emmye 46-50, F 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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