You little rebel. I like you!
difference between being an *******,and sarcasm?they are my favorites!
who understand when I'm being that way and give it to me right back. Quick wit is really sexy on anyone.
but words will never hurt me unless those words are i don't know how to tell you this but you might have to get tested i might have given you the clap
but my fucket list is a mile long.
with a shallow person.
Photo taken from the internet.
It's called the throne.
sarcasm is something everybody can enjoy.
But especially the ones who are smarter than you.
movie.... Bad girls smile because they know they can do better ;)
I just know a lot of dead people who I didn't like...
Girl: To see a movie?
Boy: No, to count the seats.
mouth without getting offended like a little *****.
advertising their personal blog or whatever.
I find it very appropriate that they do it even on the posts where someone is pouring their heart out over how they feel like they have no one.
Nothing says "I care for you" like a "Please visit my travel blog" comment.
because it's illegal to kill them"
and I had to share it....some times even the heavens say **** you
that you told me 2 tell him that he an kiss your ***
I'm sarcastic, 99.9% of the time, but in that 0.1% where I'm not being my normal sarcastic self, everyone assumes I'm being sarcastic and no one will take what I say seriously!! Like c'mon guys wake the **** up!
I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
"Yeah, I bet your knees do too."
I touch myself"... which translates to I rub my temples, because you give me a fukcing migraine.
everyone assumes I'm mean, yet that's besides the point. sarcasm isn't mean it's just a way of interaction. you assume too much and get hurt from your own conclusion you're jumping to.
I was like, I KNOW, RIGHT?
after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich.
for my life, I would probably die.
It's also a good indicator of intelligence.
when you say Hi to them these days, they act as if you poke them right in the...!
I wonder why?
where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer... I saw the video.
We need to talk.
Well I don't like your stupid.
I'm serious, this facial expression does not mean I am stabbing you mentally. What? Me? Want to kill like everyone today? Nah, I'm just overjoyed to see you
heart disease and obesity runs in your family. It's that no one runs in your family.
Keys? Just found them.
Coffee cup? Full.
Sanity? Sanity??? Looks like we have a runner!
because apparently, slapping the hell out of your co-workers is frowned upon by management.
or do they get up early every morning and practice?
must have been something I hate :I
*the demon possessing my body blushes*
and problems to feel better about mine.
It's all good though, the make-up sex was incredible!