something about me being sarcastic, but every way to do it has already been used. There is absolutely no way I can convey my own form of sarcastic wit while at the same time implementing my own new and personal method of doing it...
People point at their wrist and ask what the time is. It's not as if I point at my crotch and ask where the toilet is.
2. People say, "oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too" - well, obviously! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
3. People say, "can I ask you a...
and most people think it's pretty funny. The fun thing about sarcasm is you can slip a little "unwelcome" truth into your conversation and people just think you are being funny when in actuality, you meant what you said! =)
" "You're all I need." "I couldn't live without you."
In school they taught me that i couldn't live without:
My text book never mentioned that guy I liked in 6th period.
I'm pretty sure you can still survive without having someone "love" you...