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    In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes stepped on my feet...and then she said," Sorry did that hurt?" I just wanna say, "not at all. I’m on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?" Ugh people =_='
    FinnyFunny FinnyFunny 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 28, 2013

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    It is my second language.

    ...beware all you sensitive individuals.
    Sweetchic5 Sweetchic5 36-40, F 7 Responses Nov 16

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    athenalovlies athenalovlies 18-21, F 11 Responses May 7

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    It has been so good people can't differentiate

    between me being sarcastic, joking or serious.
    10Scorpio96 10Scorpio96 18-21 2 Responses Dec 2

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    megamd megamd 18-21, F 3 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    When people ask me dumb questions I can't help

    but answer with a dumb answer ... Really obvious questions deserve to be shut down by a joke sorry lol that's who I am ✋☺️
    Liveandlovefree Liveandlovefree 22-25, F 4 Responses Nov 29, 2013

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    Lividstone Lividstone 16-17, M 2 Responses Aug 5

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    I'm only sarcastic to people

    that I like and get along with if I don't like a person than you will be able to tell
    brenda4696 brenda4696 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 10

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    Thiswillbethelast Thiswillbethelast 18-21, F 10 Responses 2 days ago

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    Sarcasm, the lowest form of wit,

    The highest form of intelligence
    LittleLep LittleLep 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 19

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    A sense of humor few get.

    Damn it people. :)
    Turningofthetides Turningofthetides 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 28

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    ninjadentistinspace ninjadentistinspace 16-17, F 5 Responses Nov 29

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    Sarcasm !! A lot of people take pride in it

    while talking about it. People often boast of how sarcastic they are or they can be and how they love it. No matter how much pride it may give you, no matter how often you would have boasted about it, one must admit that it has come back to hurt you at some point in time...
    uselessguy uselessguy 36-40, M 3 Responses Dec 15

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    I'm a pretty annoying sarcastic person,

    especially over the Internet, but I hope it's a cute trait and not a bitchy one haha
    Bcdknfib Bcdknfib 16-17, F 7 Responses 3 days ago

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    Boy: Want to go to the cinema?

    Girl: To see a movie? Boy: No, to count the seats.
    DreamingSouls DreamingSouls 13-15, F 9 Responses Sep 1

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    Yep I'm a serious smart-***

    or sarcastic chose a title/lable
    FiestySecret FiestySecret 18-21, F 9 Responses a week ago

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    Everocks133 Everocks133 13-15, M 3 Responses Nov 24

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    When people are being ********,

    make sure to be super sarcastic when you respond, most of them don't twig at all :,)
    EternalShy EternalShy 16-17, F 3 Responses Dec 9

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    I am sarcastic and proud :P who doesn't loves

    to have a special ability to insult idiots without them realizing :D
    beckygg beckygg 18-21, F 9 Responses Jul 4

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    People don't even understand sarcasm anymore.

    they take life so serious. sometimes you need to laugh even if sarcasm is hurting you inside. just stop being so grumpy. and laugh! !! (just don't laugh at me...) hahaha
    danna223 danna223 22-25, F 6 Responses Dec 14

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    The true art of sarcasm is

    when nobody can tell when you are serious or sarcastic. No, I'm not making fun of you. I totally like you..
    maddgirl maddgirl 18-21, F 10 Responses May 31

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    Noooooo I'm not sarcastic at all.

    Okay, that was sarcastic. I'm very sarcastic. So yeah. Sarcasm.
    enviouseyes enviouseyes 18-21, F 9 Responses 5 days ago

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    ...because it's easier

    than saying all the things I'd really like to say.
    juniper12 juniper12 22-25, F 6 Responses Jun 11

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    Sarcasm is needed when: 1.

    People point at their wrist and ask what the time is. It's not as if I point at my crotch and ask where the toilet is. 2. People say, "oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too" - well, obviously! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 3. People say, "can I ask you a...
    ThatAwkwardPanda ThatAwkwardPanda 13-15 7 Responses Jun 15

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    I'm such a *****. I roll my eyes at posts

    where people proclaim their desire to commit suicide.
    dreamingoptimist dreamingoptimist 22-25, F 7 Responses Dec 15

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    I just love getting together with extended

    family and pretending everything is okay. Oh the holidays...
    wonderlust3 wonderlust3 18-21, M 6 Responses 1 day ago

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    I go through the feed sometimes

    and have to stop myself from answering many of them because my sarcastic answer has nothing to do with the question.
    dreamingoptimist dreamingoptimist 22-25, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I'm mostly really sarcastic

    and arrogant sometimes because I love to push boundaries. obviously I really love when people tell me I did push the limits so I can stop or not do it again, because I seriously don't want to upset or offend anyone, but I never really had the opportunity to push any boundaries...
    lmcrepsley lmcrepsley 18-21, T 1 Response Dec 14

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    "Some people are alive simply

    because it's illegal to kill them"
    moonblaze moonblaze 22-25, F 15 Responses Sep 15

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    I think people be takin my sarcasm too

    seriously like can yall just go along with it haha
    devin07 devin07 18-21, M Dec 16

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    I think I need to control my mouth sometimes.

    I have a habit of just saying what I feel and on occasion I'll hear something someone says and I'll say something back that is completely inappropiate. It's not intentional,it's just a horrible habit. Hopefully,I can fix this.
    ComplicatedGirl18 ComplicatedGirl18 18-21, F 9 Responses Dec 16

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    FutileSuperiority FutileSuperiority 22-25 1 Response Dec 10

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    Yesterday in science we had a substitute

    teacher. He was doing attendance and called out my friend's name. He said, "Is Vanessa here?" Then I answered, "No she died."
    chocolategumdrop16 chocolategumdrop16 16-17, F 5 Responses Nov 15

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    At times. Chris is too.

    http://youtu.be/vw5lwK9UAY8
    OddlyScintilating OddlyScintilating 46-50, M Nov 28

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    I'm in hospitality business in Thailand.

    #1 One idiot came in asked for the lowest priced budget accommodation and complained why there isn't TV or a/c in the room. So I asks if he needed me to install a microwave for him as well... #2 two very stubborn middle aged ladies who were very keen on walking (to almost...
    CheckerJack CheckerJack 26-30, F 2 Responses Dec 5

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    I'm in hospitality business in Thailand.

    # 5 * not really sarcasm in this one, but I enjoyed being rude this time. Young lad was having his meal (*spicy* as stated in the menu). Then, stopped, sweating, said he can't finish coz 'twas too spicy for him. Said we brought him the wrong dish and demanded not to be charged...
    CheckerJack CheckerJack 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 7

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    I am incredibly sarcastic.

    it is a gift and a curse lol. I honestly cannot help it. It is just who I am. It's what I grew up with. I don't see anything wrong with it, and I didn't until someone pointed it out to me. And most times, I don't mean to make people feel bad or less than. I don't try to be mean...
    CharleeLuv CharleeLuv 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 16

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    I Am A Thief

    I am a thief.  I steal.  In fact, I've been stealing for a very long time.   I've evolved, as a thief.  My first thieving experiment didn't go so well.  I was in a Safeway (you know those right?  they're all the same, except the ones in Danville and rich...
    evanidul evanidul 31-35, M 7 Responses Jan 31, 2012

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    LOL

    happinesswinsxx happinesswinsxx 41-45, F 14 Responses Jul 10

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    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 4 Responses Oct 4

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    I have this bad when someone makes me mad.

    but I have fun with it :-)
    sharichi sharichi 22-25, M a week ago

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    I'm in hospitality business in Thailand.

    #3 A group of about 8 pax came in to the restaurant this evening. After about 5 - 8 mins after ordering their food (please note that it was peak hr-dinner time) a bimbo came to a coworker and asked: where is our food? can you tell the chef to make it fast? we are all VEEERY...
    CheckerJack CheckerJack 26-30, F 2 Responses Dec 6

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    I'm in hospitality business in Thailand.

    # 4 My all time fav: - a mixture of humor & sarcasm, where some people get it, some don't. Those who did would give me a high 5 or laugh with me, whereas those who don't would give me a disgusted look. I get this almost every week. Here goes: Do you have free bungalow? Answer...
    CheckerJack CheckerJack 26-30, F 2 Responses Dec 7

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    I use sarcasm because flat out telling you

    that you're a ******* moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon and i was raised better than that
    CanYouHearTheSilence CanYouHearTheSilence 13-15, T 4 Responses Aug 27

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    My soul got replaced

    for the sarcasm I have, i be disappointed if I cared...
    hopi88 hopi88 26-30 Dec 3

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    If I'm a sarcastic *******

    when I talk to you it's either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you or I really hate you and don't care if you know it, good luck figuring out which one
    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 1 Response a week ago

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    There is not much better

    than a sarcastic conversation that goes on and on without a break!! :)
    SmilesAwaitYou SmilesAwaitYou 31-35, F 16 Responses Nov 28

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    The problem with being very sarcastic is

    that through text/computer, it can go unnoticed a lot of times. I try to tone it down when texting but in person, i love being sarcastic
    sammy0216 sammy0216 22-25, F 6 Responses Aug 12

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    I'm in hospitality business in Thailand.

    #6 "Parking for xxxx Resort Guests ONLY" I'm not sure how unclear this mesg is. Anyway... We used to have strange people using up our parking spots & went next door to buy some 'happiness' (I'll leave that to ur imagination). Sick of this, we put up the signs. Most of the...
    CheckerJack CheckerJack 26-30, F 2 Responses Dec 9

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    Person: *washes car* Neighbour: Are you washing

    your car? Person: No, i'm watering it so it'll grow in to a bus.
    DreamingSouls DreamingSouls 13-15, F 7 Responses Oct 17

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    One good thing about being 50 is

    that the Internet wasn't around when I was young and did stupid things.
    cheersfromaz cheersfromaz 46-50, F 4 Responses Feb 8

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    Oh, I'm sorry I washed your TITANIUM scissors

    in the dish washer. Maybe next time it'll be your Mac book. Then we can argue. Stfu.
    LifeLacksLuster LifeLacksLuster 22-25, F 5 Responses Aug 21

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