with a shallow person.
Photo taken from the internet.
It's also a good indicator of intelligence.
Sort that **** out.
that I don't put enough gas in my car when we go out to eat. So I went to a Gas Station and we ate snacks there. 2 birds with 1 stone. #GasStationDating
I just know a lot of dead people who I didn't like...
Girl: To see a movie?
Boy: No, to count the seats.
heart disease and obesity runs in your family. It's that no one runs in your family.
properly ... Actually I don't give a fat flying ****
Keys? Just found them.
Coffee cup? Full.
Sanity? Sanity??? Looks like we have a runner!
Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not having to explain myself.
until someone doesn't pick up on the sarcasm.
everyone assumes I'm mean, yet that's besides the point. sarcasm isn't mean it's just a way of interaction. you assume too much and get hurt from your own conclusion you're jumping to.
but my fucket list is a mile long.
who understand when I'm being that way and give it to me right back. Quick wit is really sexy on anyone.
mouth without getting offended like a little *****.
understand peoples humor. How ironic is that.
*the demon possessing my body blushes*
or do they get up early every morning and practice?
after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich.
and I had to share it....some times even the heavens say **** you
where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer... I saw the video.
We need to talk.
but words will never hurt me unless those words are i don't know how to tell you this but you might have to get tested i might have given you the clap
"Yeah, I bet your knees do too."
it's just me and you again! isn't that wonderful? :)
that's my bad luck talking to me this morning. :/
advertising their personal blog or whatever.
I find it very appropriate that they do it even on the posts where someone is pouring their heart out over how they feel like they have no one.
Nothing says "I care for you" like a "Please visit my travel blog" comment.
that's why you have 197 photos in an album called "ME".
You little rebel. I like you!
because apparently, slapping the hell out of your co-workers is frowned upon by management.
because it's illegal to kill them"
I'm serious, this facial expression does not mean I am stabbing you mentally. What? Me? Want to kill like everyone today? Nah, I'm just overjoyed to see you
must have been something I hate :I
I touch myself"... which translates to I rub my temples, because you give me a fukcing migraine.
sarcasm is something everybody can enjoy.
But especially the ones who are smarter than you.
I was like, I KNOW, RIGHT?
and problems to feel better about mine.
yours belong in the zoo
Don't be mad I will be there too
Not in the cage but laughing at you