characters as if they were real, and have you still think I'm sane...
Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not having to explain myself.
so why don't you just **** off and let me grow fonder off you hehehe
You little rebel. I like you!
It's all good though, the make-up sex was incredible!
I touch myself"... which translates to I rub my temples, because you give me a fukcing migraine.
yours belong in the zoo
Don't be mad I will be there too
Not in the cage but laughing at you
but words will never hurt me unless those words are i don't know how to tell you this but you might have to get tested i might have given you the clap
sarcasm is something everybody can enjoy.
But especially the ones who are smarter than you.
It's called the throne.
advertising their personal blog or whatever.
I find it very appropriate that they do it even on the posts where someone is pouring their heart out over how they feel like they have no one.
Nothing says "I care for you" like a "Please visit my travel blog" comment.
and I had to share it....some times even the heavens say **** you
after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich.
until someone doesn't pick up on the sarcasm.
heart disease and obesity runs in your family. It's that no one runs in your family.
I'm serious, this facial expression does not mean I am stabbing you mentally. What? Me? Want to kill like everyone today? Nah, I'm just overjoyed to see you
movie.... Bad girls smile because they know they can do better ;)
but my fucket list is a mile long.
I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
who understand when I'm being that way and give it to me right back. Quick wit is really sexy on anyone.
everyone assumes I'm mean, yet that's besides the point. sarcasm isn't mean it's just a way of interaction. you assume too much and get hurt from your own conclusion you're jumping to.
"Yeah, I bet your knees do too."
because apparently, slapping the hell out of your co-workers is frowned upon by management.
properly ... Actually I don't give a fat flying ****
that I don't put enough gas in my car when we go out to eat. So I went to a Gas Station and we ate snacks there. 2 birds with 1 stone. #GasStationDating
understand peoples humor. How ironic is that.
I was like, I KNOW, RIGHT?
Person: No, i'm watering it so it'll grow in to a bus.
where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer... I saw the video.
We need to talk.
I'm sarcastic, 99.9% of the time, but in that 0.1% where I'm not being my normal sarcastic self, everyone assumes I'm being sarcastic and no one will take what I say seriously!! Like c'mon guys wake the **** up!
Well I don't like your stupid.
It's also a good indicator of intelligence.
and problems to feel better about mine.
for my life, I would probably die.
when you say Hi to them these days, they act as if you poke them right in the...!
I wonder why?
*the demon possessing my body blushes*
mouth without getting offended like a little *****.