movie.... Bad girls smile because they know they can do better ;)
"Yeah, I bet your knees do too."
yours belong in the zoo
Don't be mad I will be there too
Not in the cage but laughing at you
or do they get up early every morning and practice?
advertising their personal blog or whatever.
I find it very appropriate that they do it even on the posts where someone is pouring their heart out over how they feel like they have no one.
Nothing says "I care for you" like a "Please visit my travel blog" comment.
I just know a lot of dead people who I didn't like...
sarcasm is something everybody can enjoy.
But especially the ones who are smarter than you.
Person: No, i'm watering it so it'll grow in to a bus.
heart disease and obesity runs in your family. It's that no one runs in your family.
who understand when I'm being that way and give it to me right back. Quick wit is really sexy on anyone.
must have been something I hate :I
It's also a good indicator of intelligence.
it's just me and you again! isn't that wonderful? :)
that's my bad luck talking to me this morning. :/
*the demon possessing my body blushes*
I was like, I KNOW, RIGHT?
so why don't you just **** off and let me grow fonder off you hehehe
but words will never hurt me unless those words are i don't know how to tell you this but you might have to get tested i might have given you the clap
where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer... I saw the video.
We need to talk.
for my life, I would probably die.
that I don't put enough gas in my car when we go out to eat. So I went to a Gas Station and we ate snacks there. 2 birds with 1 stone. #GasStationDating
everyone assumes I'm mean, yet that's besides the point. sarcasm isn't mean it's just a way of interaction. you assume too much and get hurt from your own conclusion you're jumping to.
with a shallow person.
Photo taken from the internet.
and I had to share it....some times even the heavens say **** you
I'm serious, this facial expression does not mean I am stabbing you mentally. What? Me? Want to kill like everyone today? Nah, I'm just overjoyed to see you
Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not having to explain myself.
So if anyone asks, I'm outstanding!
difference between being an *******,and sarcasm?they are my favorites!
that's why you have 197 photos in an album called "ME".
understand peoples humor. How ironic is that.
and problems to feel better about mine.
Well I don't like your stupid.
but my fucket list is a mile long.
You little rebel. I like you!
characters as if they were real, and have you still think I'm sane...
until someone doesn't pick up on the sarcasm.
properly ... Actually I don't give a fat flying ****
It's called the throne.
that you told me 2 tell him that he an kiss your ***
I'm sarcastic, 99.9% of the time, but in that 0.1% where I'm not being my normal sarcastic self, everyone assumes I'm being sarcastic and no one will take what I say seriously!! Like c'mon guys wake the **** up!