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    If you can't be sarcastic

    and understand my sarcasm... Our Friendship won't work out.
    LittlemsA LittlemsA 13-15, F 4 Responses Nov 2

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    You know when people say

    or do something... and in your head you think something... well sadly sometimes I say them out loud. Some while ago we went to see my daughter in a swimming gala. One of her team-mate's mothers sat near us. She walked past - well she'd had the haircut which was a disaster. I...
    nunos nunos 51-55, M 10 Responses Jun 2

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    I use sarcasm because flat out telling you

    that you're a ******* moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon and i was raised better than that
    CanYouHearTheSilence CanYouHearTheSilence 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 27

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    When people ask me dumb questions I can't help

    but answer with a dumb answer ... Really obvious questions deserve to be shut down by a joke sorry lol that's who I am ✋☺️
    Liveandlovefree Liveandlovefree 22-25, F 4 Responses Nov 29, 2013

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    beautifuldisaster4 beautifuldisaster4 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 2

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    Yesterday in science we had a substitute

    teacher. He was doing attendance and called out my friend's name. He said, "Is Vanessa here?" Then I answered, "No she died."
    chocolategumdrop16 chocolategumdrop16 16-17, F 5 Responses Nov 15

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    It's got to the point

    where I'm just naturally sarcastic and now I do it without even realising it and it annoys the yell out of my friends, hell I even got told that even my clap is sarcastic xD
    NathanJD NathanJD 16-17, M 3 Responses Nov 2

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    I'm really sarcastic

    and my parents get so mad at me. They say I'm rude and I brat. Sorry but I can't control it.
    AyeKail AyeKail 13-15, F 11 Responses Sep 3

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    My sarcasm can sometimes throw people off,

    so I generally try to lead people into it. I prefer to guide them to acceptance of my humor rather than pelt them with my remarks until they're gone. I don't like to cut people with my words, so I try to keep a smile on my face and leave the sinister side out of my sarcastic...
    alexandr4 alexandr4 18-21, F Nov 5

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    I'm super sarcastic..

    . I often forget that when I meet new people they don't know that I am, therefore when I say something they'll take me seriously or don't get me. Sometimes it's frustrating because this is how I am, and it's hard to get people to truly understand me without thinking I'm being...
    aKe2 aKe2 18-21, F 5 Responses Oct 30

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    Sometimes I'm just too sarcastic

    that I make my friends not want to talk to me 😂
    maddieexo maddieexo 13-15, F 5 Responses Nov 10

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    Wow. Feeling suicidal,

    lonely, ugly, worthless, and disgusting are just great times..gotta love life at times :/
    loveyourselfalwaysxx loveyourselfalwaysxx 13-15, F 6 Responses Oct 29

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    People

    In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes stepped on my feet...and then she said," Sorry did that hurt?" I just wanna say, "not at all. I’m on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?" Ugh people =_='
    FinnyFunny FinnyFunny 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 28, 2013

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    The problem with being very sarcastic is

    that through text/computer, it can go unnoticed a lot of times. I try to tone it down when texting but in person, i love being sarcastic
    sammy0216 sammy0216 22-25, F 6 Responses Aug 12

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    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 4 Responses Oct 4

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    I Am A Thief

    I am a thief.  I steal.  In fact, I've been stealing for a very long time.   I've evolved, as a thief.  My first thieving experiment didn't go so well.  I was in a Safeway (you know those right?  they're all the same, except the ones in Danville and rich...
    evanidul evanidul 31-35, M 7 Responses Jan 31, 2012

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    There is a reason the knight in shining armour

    is covering his face. Happily ever after my arse!
    Bitt3rSweet Bitt3rSweet 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 29

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    athenalovlies athenalovlies 18-21, F 11 Responses May 7

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    ...because it's easier

    than saying all the things I'd really like to say.
    juniper12 juniper12 22-25, F 6 Responses Jun 11

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    There's nothing better in the world

    than get sarcasm in response to your sarcasm :) I love that even if i'd lose the fight :D <3
    ESMatricX ESMatricX 18-21, M 2 Responses Nov 2

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    I'm a sarcastic sonofabitch.

    What's worse, is that I have certain family members who are completely incapable of detecting / understanding sarcasm. Those are fun conversations...
    WierdSteve WierdSteve 22-25, M 2 Responses Nov 9

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    One good thing about being 50 is

    that the Internet wasn't around when I was young and did stupid things.
    cheersfromaz cheersfromaz 46-50, F 4 Responses Feb 8

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    I have been told that I am EXTREMELY sarcastic.

    . and sometimes my friends cannot tell whether or not I am being serious when I say things..
    ComplexLogic ComplexLogic 18-21, F 6 Responses Nov 7

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    LOL

    happinesswinsxx happinesswinsxx 41-45, F 13 Responses Jul 10

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    I concur. When you think about it

    that way, it takes away the guilt. :-)
    Loverofpeace Loverofpeace 36-40, F 5 Responses Nov 1

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    Boy: Want to go to the cinema?

    Girl: To see a movie? Boy: No, to count the seats.
    DreamingSouls DreamingSouls 13-15, F 9 Responses Sep 1

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    I'm so sarcastic people can't tell

    when I'm being serious XD
    taylorrose99 taylorrose99 13-15, F 5 Responses Nov 10

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    SurpriseMeToday SurpriseMeToday 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 15

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    I am sarcastic and proud :P who doesn't loves

    to have a special ability to insult idiots without them realizing :D
    beckygg beckygg 18-21, F 9 Responses Jul 4

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    i am really sarcastic

    but some people dont like it specially my dad he thinks its more offensive than funny :/
    comlpicatedguy comlpicatedguy 18-21, M 3 Responses Nov 5

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    Everyone tells me I'm sarcastic,

    that I've been sarcastic since they can remember. It took me a while to realize I was.. Sarcasm come to me naturally, like breathing. It's really hard to catch myself. my bf gets mad at me for it too but I wouldn't have it any other way :)
    nessa8a nessa8a 22-25, F 3 Responses Nov 7

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    AlyseJay AlyseJay 16-17, F 5 Responses Sep 18

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    Almost everytime someone says,

    "where is" blah blah blah, I respond by saying, "I ate it. It's somewhere in my small intestine," even if it's a person!! Any relatable stories? Share below!!
    olivesandbananas olivesandbananas 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 16

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    The true art of sarcasm is

    when nobody can tell when you are serious or sarcastic. No, I'm not making fun of you. I totally like you..
    maddgirl maddgirl 18-21, F 11 Responses May 31

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    Sarcasm, the lowest form of wit,

    The highest form of intelligence
    LittleLep LittleLep 26-30, F 3 Responses Sep 19

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    People don't always understand me.

    Sarcasm should maybe be reserved for friends and family who already know me because when I use it at work or with strangers it usually blows up in my face. I don't mean to sound disrespectful but it can easily be taken that way ...somethin to be aware of!
    commonloon commonloon 46-50, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    what's sad is i can't tell

    whether i'm being sarcastic or not at this point in my life!!!!
    paleprincess paleprincess 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 28

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    Yep.i am lol. "Your bra strap is showing" Oh

    no.no one can know that,i a teenage girl,is wearing a bra.someone call Victoria cause her secret is out.
    Beewitching Beewitching 13-15, F Nov 15

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    Oh, I'm sorry I washed your TITANIUM scissors

    in the dish washer. Maybe next time it'll be your Mac book. Then we can argue. Stfu.
    LifeLacksLuster LifeLacksLuster 22-25, F 5 Responses Aug 21

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    My friend asked me if I had a bathroom,

    I replied, "nope we **** in the corner"
    suicideDepression suicideDepression 13-15, M 1 Response Aug 18

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    Lividstone Lividstone 16-17, M 2 Responses Aug 5

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    31 Things That Could Happen Only In

    Indiahttp://www.buzzfeed.com/tasneemnashrulla/31-things-that-could-happen-only-in-india
    switchfooot switchfooot 26-30, M 1 Response Oct 28

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    "Some people are alive simply

    because it's illegal to kill them"
    moonblaze moonblaze 22-25, F 15 Responses Sep 15

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    There is no "I" in team,

    well there is no "U" in team either. So I guess U and I aren't on the effing team...
    Bitt3rSweet Bitt3rSweet 18-21, F 5 Responses Oct 22

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    so i was wondering...

    do you think you you use your sarcasm as a defense mechanism? i noticed when i feel better about myself i tend to be less sarcastic and cynic. mmm.. what do you think?
    sweetheart00 sweetheart00 31-35, F 7 Responses 4 days ago

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    A sense of humor few get.

    Damn it people. :)
    Turningofthetides Turningofthetides 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 28

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    Person: *washes car* Neighbour: Are you washing

    your car? Person: No, i'm watering it so it'll grow in to a bus.
    DreamingSouls DreamingSouls 13-15, F 7 Responses Oct 17

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    Whilst on the phone during business I always

    open with my name and where I'm calling from. Nobody seems to take notice until something important is said. They then say... "What WAS your name again! I say again "my name is.... And still is!" Most don't get my sarcasm :)
    Chopinsivories Chopinsivories 46-50, F 3 Responses Oct 27

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    I have a new talent. I can **** people off just

    by looking at them. Imagine what I could do if I actually spoke.
    Bitt3rSweet Bitt3rSweet 18-21, F 3 Responses Oct 28

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    Sarcasm is needed when: 1.

    People point at their wrist and ask what the time is. It's not as if I point at my crotch and ask where the toilet is. 2. People say, "oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too" - well, obviously! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 3. People say, "can I ask you a...
    ThatAwkwardPanda ThatAwkwardPanda 13-15 8 Responses Jun 15

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    Everocks133 Everocks133 13-15, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    Some people say that I have a way of talking to

    people that I don't like or just don't care for that makes said people think that I care a lot about them because my sarcasm is said so deadpan without a hint of acid to it.
    djjak djjak 36-40, M 1 Response Nov 16

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