sarcasm...... That's why my Minecraft name is "The_Sarcasmist_"
I replied, "nope we **** in the corner"
People point at their wrist and ask what the time is. It's not as if I point at my crotch and ask where the toilet is.
2. People say, "oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too" - well, obviously! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
3. People say, "can I ask you a...
Person: No, i'm watering it so it'll grow in to a bus.
they take life so serious. sometimes you need to laugh even if sarcasm is hurting you inside. just stop being so grumpy.
and laugh! !!
(just don't laugh at me...) hahaha
teacher. He was doing attendance and called out my friend's name. He said,
"Is Vanessa here?"
Then I answered, "No she died."
...beware all you sensitive individuals.
that through text/computer, it can go unnoticed a lot of times. I try to tone it down when texting but in person, i love being sarcastic
Apparently, I'm not really good at it since people take me seriously and I get into trouble for it.
The highest form of intelligence
than a sarcastic conversation that goes on and on without a break!! :)
but answer with a dumb answer ... Really obvious questions deserve to be shut down by a joke sorry lol that's who I am ✋☺️
but I don't mind if you can't take my sarcasm we won't get along anyway
happiness but i always figured
if you had enough money you could have a key made!!
when nobody can tell when you are serious or sarcastic. No, I'm not making fun of you. I totally like you..
Girl: To see a movie?
Boy: No, to count the seats.
we're having a company over tonight for dinner.
Daughter/Son: Oh sorry, I didn't know dinner would be held in my bedroom. :O
Mom: Just do it -_-
.. did you miss me?"
To which she replies in the bluntest of tones... "Like a cat misses licking it's own arsehole".
Fit's perfectly I'd day
Okay, that was sarcastic. I'm very sarcastic. So yeah. Sarcasm.
Me: nahhhhhh carpet for 97.
and they're like, "Hey, what are you doing here?!" and you're like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants!" *idiot*
" "You're all I need." "I couldn't live without you."
In school they taught me that i couldn't live without:
My text book never mentioned that guy I liked in 6th period.
I'm pretty sure you can still survive without having someone "love" you...
than saying all the things I'd really like to say.
breaks every bone in my body and coughs up blood*
friend: OMG ARE YOU OKAY?!!!!? CAN YOU STAND UP?!?! ARE YOU HURT!?!!
ME: Nah I'm fine because I didn't just fall down the stairs and I'm definitely not laying in a puddle of blood. yeah Im perfectly fine -_-
where people proclaim their desire to commit suicide.
New fresh! New start! :)
....(I didn't mean it guys)
where people who shed tears for the poor are heroes, while businessmen who give them jobs are often villains
that the Internet wasn't around when I was young and did stupid things.
say something sarcastic so it's not so awkward. Also once I say the sarcastic remark sometimes people don't understand what I say so they stand there trying to figure out what I said:)
just punch them in the jaw .
Seriously , just punch them in the jaw and go get some Beer.
when I have to deal with rude people.
Me: I mean duhh.. CLOTHES of course
to have a special ability to insult idiots without them realizing :D
especially over the Internet, but I hope it's a cute trait and not a bitchy one haha
in the dish washer. Maybe next time it'll be your Mac book. Then we can argue. Stfu.
Makes everything a bit more entertaining
When I decide to be a jerk, some people think I'm still being sarcastic while others actually realize I'm not.
because it's illegal to kill them"
of other people.
Tell him/her: SET YOURSELF ON FIRE. -_-
apocalypse. I am going to have my brains eaten. But you, you have nothing to worry about.
that you're a ******* moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon and i was raised better than that
that gets me through my day.
And coffee. Coffee helps too.