... Maybe Too Mich - When I was in grade 7, I noticed I was kinda sarcastic, and so did my teacher. She labeled me as sarcastic, and now everyone does too. I wish people didn't just think about that, but at the same time, I have used I so much I don't know what I am without it.
NataliaC123 1 Response 0 Nov 19
You Don'T Say - Sarcasm is one of the greatest joys in life, I would say. It's right up there with the "F" bomb, sex, wine, cheap cigars, and chocolate. If I had to go a whole day without being sarcastic at least once, I might just explode. How else am I supposed to deal with all...
Twisted01 2 Responses 8 Oct 31
When people ask me dumb questions I can't help but answer with a dumb answer ... Really obvious questions deserve to be shut down by a joke sorry lol that's who I am ✋☺️
Liveandlovefree 7 Responses 13 Nov 29
It's In My Gene. - Honestly I never knew that I'm a sarcastic person. And I always hate my dad for being one. 80% of his comments about people are always sarcastic.And so does my grandma,the "Queen of Sarcasm" in our family. Until recently, I discovered this sarcastic ability in...
Choco6014 1 Response 1 Nov 26
Sarcasm is a true talent. It can somewhat be learned but usually it is a part of who a person is. I am not a sensitive person so I use and appreciate sarcasm in a person
Smokesgirl2013 2 Responses 3 Nov 27
I'm Only Sarcastic, On Day... - I'm only sarcastic, on days ending in Y
dawnmarie 2 Responses 5 Jan 31, 2007
I am sarcastic but sometimes I use sarcasma. Sarcasma is when you say exactly what you mean in a sarcastic voice so people think you're being sarcastic when you really not.
davable 3 Responses 6 3 days ago
Sarcasm - Best part about being sarcastic is that it makes me feel smarter than you.
JackedHueMan 1 Response 0 Nov 16
People - In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes stepped on my feet...and then she said," Sorry did that hurt?" I just wanna say, "not at all. I’m on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?" Ugh people =_='
FinnyFunny 4 Responses 9 Nov 28
I am very sarcastic. While this is sometimes a good thing, most of the time it's not. I try to change this about myself, but it's hard, because It's just who I am.
Origination 2 Responses 3 4 days ago
Sarcasm... What can I say? I'm sarcastic quite a bit. Sometimes it gets me into some trouble but... It's my personality. Learn how to take a joke. Don't take everything so literal. Geez. :)
Kennnziie 5 Responses 8 2 days ago
People say sarcasm should have its own font but what are they thinking?! If u can't get the sarcasm it's working :)
Anaihsohs 1 Response 4 4 days ago
One of my favourite things to do is have completely sarcastic conversations with dimwits :)
bluemoon93 3 Responses 0 3 hours ago
Sarcastic Confession - yes, i admit it. i am sarcastic ... but only when i'm awake. for those of you who believe sarcasm is cruel or can get out of hand all i have to say is ... i imagine, in all reality, that sarcasm is, for the most part, a defense mechanism. not...
AbbyNormal 15 Responses 10 May 25, 2007
I'm Pretty Sardonic - When I get angry I get quite sarcastic and pretty ironic in my words, especially while annoyed as hell. People say I remind them of the girl from the Office SkyDrive commercial, cos she has a similar way of speaking. Here, I'll show ya. Yeah, I'm pretty...
BlueMetalChick 5 Responses 7 Oct 7
Oh Me... - I run out of gas ... This older man stopped to see if I needed help : he says "car trouble ?" I said "well not really, just outta gas..." He replies with "oh, ya need some ?" As irritated as I was I couldn't help it !! I said, "naw, I'm waiting on this urge to pee...
bRitNlOuD 8 Responses 8 Nov 29
The Beauty In Sarcasm - Oh sarcasm. These poor bystanders haven't a clue what you're doing. Is she being sarcastic? Is she not? Sarcasm is an enabler. It lets you get away with saying things that you normally wouldn't, without meaning it. In fact, you can tell the truth straight...
stephanie929 5 Responses 8 Nov 21
Irony To Be Made ? - Will someone define Sarcasm ? Kindly be creative ? Nim
NimN 1 Response 1 Nov 20
It's just my sense of humor, if you can't get it then....
ZombieKid69 1 Response 0 3 days ago
Sarcasm - I hate it when people ask me at the supermarket 'what are you doing here?' Oh, you know, just hunting elephants..
DreamerGirl27 2 Responses 8 Nov 6
My friend Sam always told me that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit and I always replied with a sarcastic remark lol...... I think i might actually ooze sarcasm but sadly most people don't know i am being sarcastic....is that a good or bad thing?
leeleemellon6 2 Responses 1 3 days ago
The Sarcastic Exit Line (SEL) - One of my favourite things in life (not quite as good as sex but close) is the Sarcastic Exit Line (SEL). The scenario is irresistible: Imagine a group of people chatting about a particular person and everyone seems to be in total agreement about...
screamqueen1994 8 Responses 11 Jul 11
I'am really not sarcastic, or am I being sarcastic? O.o
passion4writing 1 Response 3 3 days ago
I Am A Thief - I am a thief. I steal. In fact, I've been stealing for a very long time. I've evolved, as a thief. My first thieving experiment didn't go so well. I was in a Safeway (you know those right? they're all the same, except the ones in Danville and...
evanidul 7 Responses 13 Jan 31, 2012
Sarcasm - If you ask a stupid question, expect a stupid answer.
DreamerGirl27 2 Responses 6 Nov 6
It's A Talent.....^_^ - Kind of like an innate ability I have to shoot off at the mouth and give a sarcastic answer. I truly mean nothing by it unless if you're rude to me or I'm joking. So if you see me around.....Just know that I'm joking usually....unless if you're rude. :)
SqweepTheAlien 3 Responses 6 Oct 8, 2012
No, Really? - If you haven't noticed already..get to know me. It's mostly how I deal with life in general. A coping mechanism if you will. Although, sometimes it's purely for the laughs. It is just who I am, Like it or leave it.
Thekidsmom 4 Responses 9 Jul 7, 2012
So - one day I stopped being sarcastic. It was horrible.
herotherself 3 Responses 10 Nov 16
I'm Not Usually the "... - I'm not usually the "mean" sarcastic kind. I tend to be the playful or teasing sarcastic. Unless I'm dealing with someone just utterly being ignorant with me, then I might ooze a facecious response that would melt butter! Or at least make...
emerald 5 Responses 6 Jan 31, 2007
Im Very Sarcastic - Sometimes i can take things too far n that gets me into alot of trouble because sometimes people dont realise when im bein sarcastic
xJayxx 2 Responses 7 May 11, 2007
All Right You Sarcastic Bastards - Sometimes in life, we must hold back our sarcastic nature to prevent clueless minds from exploding because with great power... comes great responsibility.
Rhymeslinger 3 Responses 8 Nov 13
7th Grade English Story - when I was in 7th grade English......we got onto a discussion one day of brains.......(what brains and english have to do with each other I have no clue).....The teacher then asked this question......."How long do you think a person could live without a...
BATOVN 5 Responses 6 Oct 26, 2012
Some People Dont Get It - Me and my friend were talking about it earlier and we're some real sarcastic *** people. And its such a part of my personality only my friends get it when we talk. Thats my sense of humor and how I talk to people but I dont understand how some people...
conscript93 1 Response 2 Nov 27
No....Really? - I am a huge smart ***. I can't help it. If you say something and I have a witty come back it doesn't matter who I am talking to I have to say it. It has gotten me into quite a bit of trouble believe it or not. Normally I do it to make people laugh but there has...
armyguy03 12 Responses 6 Jun 23
I can be really sarcastic and it always gets awkward texting because the other person doesnt realize im kidding
gabyalice 4 Responses 7 Dec 1
English Is My 2nd Language - Sarcasm Is My 1st! - Sarcasm is not just a choice - it's a way of life! =) If I didn't have my charming, dark sarcasm to get me through the day - I would cry. Not being a drama queen...I've truly had more than my fair share of tragedy and trauma...
9Dragonz 11 Responses 8 Jan 1, 2011
Sarcastic Wonder - Honestly 90% of the time I don't have a serious answer for people. I'm just so blown away by their stupidity I have to make it obvious that whatever they just said really pissed me off; while still trying to be sneaky about it. Thank God for sarcasm otherwise i...
beautytilllaunch 4 Responses 5 Feb 3, 2012
Confused - Sometimes I think people think I'm a complete ******* because they can't keep up with my responses. I just naturally have an explanation for everything because I'm comfortable with my inability to not be sarcastic, but when people can't understand, they get defensive...
Ashclo 4 Nov 16
Okay there needs to be a sarcastic font. I need it to be known when I am being serious and when I am being sarcastic over typing. I'm getting in trouble cause people think I'm being sarcastic when I'm not, and not sarcastic when I am. This is becoming an actual problem.
jaceupyoursleeve 2 Responses 3 17 hours ago
But That Doesn't Equate To Meanness - I shall endeavour to always be straight with you. But I will also try to be polite, & not just because it's the right thing to do but because I want to! I've been thinking about this a lot lately. I suppose I feel a little... errr... guilty...
ShakespeareSonnet116 20 Responses 15 Jan 2
Sarcastic Much? - I tend to be sarcastic...alot. Like my vocabulary is mostly sarcasm, rude sarcasm at that, but that's what make me different :3 I get comments on my sarcastic tendencies, but oh well! X3
EmoSakurachan 2 Responses 2 Nov 13
I'm Way Too Sarcastic At Times... - I think maybe too many people don't understand me because of my complex personality? I'm pretty blunt at times, sarcastic, dry humor, etc etc. I think most people around me or people that speak to me, don't really want to get to know me...
butterfly46107 4 Responses 3 Nov 12
Ok, I can be sarcastic, but I usually reserve that for political discussions. I don't like people who push their opinions on me, when they haven't bothered to check their facts. I have a background in science. Facts are important to me. I might form a hypothesis based on 'feel...
MagicRug 0 3 days ago
Finally - Something worth testing on... You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitude, then too bad. So sad.
ordinarilybeautiful 0 Nov 25
almost a disney love story? - almost a disney love story? (hang in there, i put alot of effort to pull this choppy story into words from my feelings) *2 brothers bestfriends with an ex* -prior- i was nearly inlove with my bestfriend.. we'll call him brother#1 for years growing up...
lurkerton757 0 a week ago
We Should Engage Our Brains Before We Open Our Mouths Or Type. - Reading an altercation here between 2 members over an insensitive answer to a question provoked this thought from me. Yes sometimes we come here and we can be in a flippant or sarcastically devilish mood and so we...
primnproper 2 Nov 13
I Didn't Mean It THAT Way. - Obviously you sound different to others than how you think you sound. I consider my tone to be very neutral and relaxed but it's so frustrating that whenever I freaking speak, everybody and their grandmothers think that I'm being sarcastic. Lady, I...
imalittleteapot39 0 Nov 29
Eh.. - 1. Name? Vicki 2. Male or Female? Female 3. Were you named after anyone? Queen ******* Victoria 4. Does your name mean anything? "My parents obviously didn't like me." 5. Nicknames: Vick, Vee, Vbear, Vampire... , Freak, Goth, Emo 6. What do you think you look like...
AsherBarakat 0 Nov 12
Part 51 Monday...Revenge Or...? Part 2 - And I was there.... When I got there there was sitting one boy and one girl who r really crazy.. :D And at the moment they saw me they were like : -ARIANAAAAA!!! Mr.R / looked at me with this annoyed face , cause of those 2 / : -Oh heey...
singingthestoryofmylife 1 Response 1 Nov 12
The Hardest Thing - In all reality, I really am a newbie at this Marine wife thing. Just because you get the ring and wedding bells ringing doesn’t make it any less challenging or easier. I've only been a wife for over a year now. It's hard to believe it's been as long as it...
Storm25 1 Response 1 Nov 13
It Goes On - p>Im tired of being told that im too young to be depressed- being depressed has nothing to do with what youve been through,its how you feel about whats happening to you.nobody seems to be able to see that i dont hate the world,just myself.i walk around being...
tiredofreality 2 Responses 1 Nov 13