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I Am Sarcastic

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    Lividstone Lividstone 16-17, M 2 Responses Aug 5, 2014

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    Sarcasm is needed when: 1.

    People point at their wrist and ask what the time is. It's not as if I point at my crotch and ask where the toilet is. 2. People say, "oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too" - well, obviously! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 3. People say, "can I ask you a...
    ThatAwkwardPanda ThatAwkwardPanda 13-15 6 Responses Jun 15, 2014

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    kushhqueen kushhqueen 18-21, F 19 hrs ago

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    My friend asked me if I had a bathroom,

    I replied, "nope we **** in the corner"
    suicideDepression suicideDepression 13-15, M 1 Response Aug 18, 2014

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    So sarcastic yes. It's

    so natural. To the point that I don't even know when will I be serious.
    SaccharineRose SaccharineRose 13-15, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    So sarcastic sometimes I don't know

    if I'm being a bi*** or sarcastic
    YesIAmAsian YesIAmAsian 18-21 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    CookieMonstuh CookieMonstuh 16-17, M 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    Cause why the **** not?

    #higherminded
    higherminded higherminded 18-21, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    Especially when people try to insult me by

    calling me fat. "Really? I'm fat? I had no idea! Is THAT why I can't see my feet when I look down? I'm SO glad you told me. I never would've know I was fat without your help."
    SerSean SerSean 18-21, M 4 Responses Dec 27, 2014

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    I use sarcasm because flat out telling you

    that you're a ******* moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon and i was raised better than that
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Aug 27, 2014

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    I hope some people manage to figure out the

    real message im trying to convey. *Evil smirk*
    anonamanda001 anonamanda001 18-21, F Mar 26

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    One good thing about being 50 is

    that the Internet wasn't around when I was young and did stupid things.
    cheersfromaz cheersfromaz 51-55, F 3 Responses Feb 8, 2014

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    storyteller4u2 storyteller4u2 51-55, M 1 Response Apr 24

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    I can sarcastic sometimes

    and people get confused because they weren't sure why I was saying something that way. I'm just that good sometimes haha. Other times people just get annoyed with me...
    THISarcane THISarcane 18-21, F 3 hrs ago

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    Boy: Want to go to the cinema?

    Girl: To see a movie? Boy: No, to count the seats.
    DreamingSouls DreamingSouls 13-15, F 9 Responses Sep 1, 2014

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    People say: "oh you're my everything.

    " "You're all I need." "I couldn't live without you." In school they taught me that i couldn't live without: Shelter. Water. Food. Oxygen. Ect. My text book never mentioned that guy I liked in 6th period. I'm pretty sure you can still survive without having someone "love" you...
    BrokenInnocence BrokenInnocence 13-15, F 9 Responses Jan 10

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    I tend to be sarcastic,

    and most people think it's pretty funny. The fun thing about sarcasm is you can slip a little "unwelcome" truth into your conversation and people just think you are being funny when in actuality, you meant what you said! =)
    WalkAwayFromTheSun WalkAwayFromTheSun 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 30

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    Lol I'm a sarcastic *****.

    .. I can't help what I am, sometimes it gets on people's nerves
    gonebeyondrepair gonebeyondrepair 18-21, F 6 Responses Apr 20

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    Are some people actually born stupid,

    or do they get up early every morning and practice?
    deleted deleted 26-30 39 Responses a week ago

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    With some people the conversation tends to feel

    a bit like a mind exercise. Stretching is important when it comes to exercise...hence all the eye rolling and yawning.
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 1 Response Apr 24

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    And totally dig people

    who understand when I'm being that way and give it to me right back. Quick wit is really sexy on anyone.
    MissCocoGr MissCocoGr 31-35, F 14 Responses Feb 12

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    I am sarcastic and proud :P who doesn't loves

    to have a special ability to insult idiots without them realizing :D
    beckygg beckygg 18-21, F 9 Responses Jul 4, 2014

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    It is my second language.

    ...beware all you sensitive individuals.
    Sweetchic5 Sweetchic5 36-40, F 7 Responses Nov 16, 2014

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    No matter how smart you think you are,

    sarcasm is something everybody can enjoy. But especially the ones who are smarter than you.
    Angelcum Angelcum 18-21, F 24 Responses Feb 20

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    NOTHING travels faster

    than the speed of stupid!
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    If my sarcasm bothers anyone,

    please let me know and I'll stop.
    angeIcum angeIcum 18-21, F 11 Responses Mar 14

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    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 5 Responses Mar 7

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    Thankfully women don't make up things in their

    heads that don't exist and get mad over it. That would be awkward.
    IDCFUKK IDCFUKK 18-21, M 7 Responses Feb 26

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    ...because it's easier

    than saying all the things I'd really like to say.
    juniper12 juniper12 26-30, F 4 Responses Jun 11, 2014

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    "Some people are alive simply

    because it's illegal to kill them"
    moonblaze moonblaze 22-25, F 13 Responses Sep 15, 2014

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    EmoGirl286 EmoGirl286 13-15, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    megamd megamd 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    Just wanted to say that I really hate helping

    others and I'm not really interested in other peoples problems... Please comment and tell me all about your issues and I will do my utmost to make you feel worse and in turn you will realise that your initial problem really weren't all that bad 👍
    PokerShaun PokerShaun 31-35, M 12 Responses Mar 28

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    I wish there was a way

    that we could italicize words on EP to show people that I am just being sarcastic...
    InsaneSusy InsaneSusy 18-21, F 5 Responses Apr 9

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    Now I don't necessarily believe sarcasm is bad

    thing. I actually enjoy it quite a lot. I love people that have a sarcastic sense of humor. Unfortunately, though I can have a sarcastic sense of humor, that's not really how mine comes out most often. Turns out, my brand of sarcasm is at it's pinnacle when I'm angry and...
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    Some of the questions posted on EP have me

    wondering how many people here require sever special needs, or have a reading level below the third grade. #notevensorry
    deleted deleted 26-30 8 Responses 5 days ago

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    The problem with being very sarcastic is

    that through text/computer, it can go unnoticed a lot of times. I try to tone it down when texting but in person, i love being sarcastic
    sammy0216 sammy0216 26-30, F 6 Responses Aug 12, 2014

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    I don't like sarcastic people

    because they aren't understand a feeling of any persons .
    Ghadahbander Ghadahbander 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    TrippingKitty TrippingKitty 26-30 Mar 25

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    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Apr 20

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    my voice is naturally sarcastic.

    some people say its a gift but it isnt my friend, try talking like that to teachers. they think im being a wise *** but its my voice/)>w <(
    kyanitestone186 kyanitestone186 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 4 Responses Oct 4, 2014

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    and boo to the people

    who dont get your sarcasm. its too sarcastic for them to understand
    shrid shrid 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 20

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    Go ahead and tell me everything wrong with me.

    My diet, my sense of humor, my habits and short comings. I am listening ever so intently.
    FutileSuperiority FutileSuperiority 22-25 2 Responses a week ago

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    You don't like my sarcasm?

    Well I don't like your stupid.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 4 Responses Apr 23

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    Would one say I'm always a smartass?

    I don't think so...sometimes I sleep.
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 5 Responses Apr 7

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