In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes stepped on my feet...and then she said," Sorry did that hurt?"
I just wanna say, "not at all. I’m on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?"
Ugh people =_='
I am a thief. I steal. In fact, I've been stealing for a very long time.
I've evolved, as a thief. My first thieving experiment didn't go so well. I was in a Safeway (you know those right? they're all the same, except the ones in Danville and rich...
People point at their wrist and ask what the time is. It's not as if I point at my crotch and ask where the toilet is.
2. People say, "oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too" - well, obviously! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
3. People say, "can I ask you a...
. I often forget that when I meet new people they don't know that I am, therefore when I say something they'll take me seriously or don't get me. Sometimes it's frustrating because this is how I am, and it's hard to get people to truly understand me without thinking I'm being...
open with my name and where I'm calling from.
Nobody seems to take notice until something important is said.
They then say... "What WAS your name again!
I say again "my name is.... And still is!"
Most don't get my sarcasm :)
and annoying so she was asking my cousin if she has any annoying habits and I said ' Yes , breathing ' and she's like ' omg omg what ?' I know it was mean , but I couldn't help myself lol Some people think I'm mean because my humour isn't exactly nice ;p
or do something... and in your head you think something... well sadly sometimes I say them out loud.
Some while ago we went to see my daughter in a swimming gala. One of her team-mate's mothers sat near us. She walked past - well she'd had the haircut which was a disaster. I...