encouragement. I feel like saying "Shut up I know I can do it, I just don't want to."
It's called the throne.
Especially frozen into cubes and completely surrounded by vodka.
...notice how all women's problems start with Men
So you don't like my attitude blame yourself!
before making most decisions.
.. Books Before Boys Because Boys Bring Babies
that I don't put enough gas in my car when we go out to eat. So I went to a Gas Station and we ate snacks there. 2 birds with 1 stone. #GasStationDating
*the demon possessing my body blushes*
I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
or do they get up early every morning and practice?
Like break your ****** neck.
probably shouldn't do this" to "**** it, let's see what happens."
because apparently, slapping the hell out of your co-workers is frowned upon by management.
"I'm so ******* wet, give it to me now!"
She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella.
to have fun.
You don't need running shoes to run but it fucken helps.
because thou has ****** up before too.
that could have been wine.
your man, just smile really big and ask "Notice anything different?"
Person: No, i'm watering it so it'll grow in to a bus.
. people take me seriously and take it all up the *** haha
possibly the most sophisticated firm of humor, and not a good thing to use on your child. Trust me, I know.
until someone doesn't pick up on the sarcasm.
and problems to feel better about mine.
before I send them, because I rarely say something that's not hilarious.
I'm all peace, love and go **** yourself.
feelings. So, most of the time I keep it to myself. I absolutely love being in the company of people who can appreciate sarcastic humor. I am lucky to have such people in my life.
tubes of hemorrhoid cream?
I automatically think "So take off all your clothes."
everyone assumes I'm mean, yet that's besides the point. sarcasm isn't mean it's just a way of interaction. you assume too much and get hurt from your own conclusion you're jumping to.
who understand when I'm being that way and give it to me right back. Quick wit is really sexy on anyone.
I'm just gonna sit down like it's warm.
but my fucket list is a mile long.
and it could be taken in a couple different ways, always go with sarcasm. Your chances of being wrong are incredibly low.
and I had to share it....some times even the heavens say **** you
after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich.