that I don't put enough gas in my car when we go out to eat. So I went to a Gas Station and we ate snacks there. 2 birds with 1 stone. #GasStationDating
everyone assumes I'm mean, yet that's besides the point. sarcasm isn't mean it's just a way of interaction. you assume too much and get hurt from your own conclusion you're jumping to.
or do they get up early every morning and practice?
old son used scarcasm properly for the first time. The 4 year old isn't there yet, but give her time. She is my mini-me after all.
It's called the throne.
Girl: To see a movie?
Boy: No, to count the seats.
chick. It all changed when she found out that this woman could fry chicken and turkey. I got rid of her on purpose and got me a white girl. Those were the days.
to have a special ability to insult idiots without them realizing :D
who keep having birthdays live a lot longer...
have a really bad day ... 😐
it doesn't mean I'm impressed. It means you're stupid.
not sarcastic or do you talk about anything serious.... I think not! Because your hiding your true emotions, on the fact that you don't know how to express them." So I got real upset & sad with tears almost in my eyes. I ask the guy if he could help me, if he might have some...
I'm sarcastic, 99.9% of the time, but in that 0.1% where I'm not being my normal sarcastic self, everyone assumes I'm being sarcastic and no one will take what I say seriously!! Like c'mon guys wake the **** up!
" "You're all I need." "I couldn't live without you."
In school they taught me that i couldn't live without:
My text book never mentioned that guy I liked in 6th period.
I'm pretty sure you can still survive without having someone "love" you...
who understand when I'm being that way and give it to me right back. Quick wit is really sexy on anyone.
Person: No, i'm watering it so it'll grow in to a bus.
because it's illegal to kill them"
than the speed of stupid!
Quietly in my Head...." yes its working "
some say it's half empty. I say "Are you gonna drink that?"
chances are it's a couple million light years away and the star is dead. Just like your dreams.
for the meaning of life this short 30 seconds video shows you how https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxLFBkSSQN0
so serious all the time. if you can't laugh at yourself sometimes, give me a call, I'm more than happy to laugh at you...
..... I don't know what I got, but I'm 100% sure I got it & if u don't believe me just ask me. The End Fool!
my 4yr old. Aint gonna stop though.
because punching people in the face is still illegal...
stupid parents?!?!? ACT NOW! move out, get a job, and pay your own bills.
because apparently, slapping the hell out of your co-workers is frowned upon by management.
DEAD BIRD!!!! U KNOW UR *** LOOKED UP.....
congratulations *****! you have managed once again to make me feel like a low life, worthless piece of **** once again! do you want some money for that too?!?!
Well I don't like your stupid.
They choose your nursing home.
I replied, "nope we **** in the corner"
as I am online, but that's only because I'm shy.