congratulations *****! you have managed once again to make me feel like a low life, worthless piece of **** once again! do you want some money for that too?!?!
I'm sarcastic, 99.9% of the time, but in that 0.1% where I'm not being my normal sarcastic self, everyone assumes I'm being sarcastic and no one will take what I say seriously!! Like c'mon guys wake the **** up!
who keep having birthdays live a lot longer...
Girl: To see a movie?
Boy: No, to count the seats.
Simple as that. I love sarcasm and if you can't handle it or respect that aspect of my humor, and then you can't respect me nor deserve my time
so serious all the time. if you can't laugh at yourself sometimes, give me a call, I'm more than happy to laugh at you...
everyone assumes I'm mean, yet that's besides the point. sarcasm isn't mean it's just a way of interaction. you assume too much and get hurt from your own conclusion you're jumping to.
Person: No, i'm watering it so it'll grow in to a bus.
but I don't womanize and my assholeness is laced with love unless I don't like you.
" "You're all I need." "I couldn't live without you."
In school they taught me that i couldn't live without:
My text book never mentioned that guy I liked in 6th period.
I'm pretty sure you can still survive without having someone "love" you...
because punching people in the face is still illegal...
I'm serious, this facial expression does not mean I am stabbing you mentally. What? Me? Want to kill like everyone today? Nah, I'm just overjoyed to see you
I replied, "nope we **** in the corner"
DEAD BIRD!!!! U KNOW UR *** LOOKED UP.....
sarcasm is something everybody can enjoy.
But especially the ones who are smarter than you.
because apparently, slapping the hell out of your co-workers is frowned upon by management.
But like my Great Grand Pappy said "Looks don't last forever. Dumazz!"
so sarcastic about everything. my friends generally say they don't know whether I'm being sarcastic or telling the truth. I guess they'll never know;) It's probably the only way I can properly deal with negativity.
like I go 0-100 real quick with my sarcasm. if you don't understand sarcasm, we can't be friends because I am the most sarcastic person you will ever meet.
for the meaning of life this short 30 seconds video shows you how https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxLFBkSSQN0
in someone's mouth when they're talking to you???
chances are it's a couple million light years away and the star is dead. Just like your dreams.
when some fool thinks you're being serious...
who understand when I'm being that way and give it to me right back. Quick wit is really sexy on anyone.
it doesn't mean I'm impressed. It means you're stupid.
because it's illegal to kill them"
or do they get up early every morning and practice?
as I am online, but that's only because I'm shy.
to have a special ability to insult idiots without them realizing :D
when I see an invention as revolutionary as sarcasm being abused by total amateurs.
stupid parents?!?!? ACT NOW! move out, get a job, and pay your own bills.
Well I don't like your stupid.
that I don't put enough gas in my car when we go out to eat. So I went to a Gas Station and we ate snacks there. 2 birds with 1 stone. #GasStationDating
chick. It all changed when she found out that this woman could fry chicken and turkey. I got rid of her on purpose and got me a white girl. Those were the days.
old son used scarcasm properly for the first time. The 4 year old isn't there yet, but give her time. She is my mini-me after all.
than the speed of stupid!