who understand when I'm being that way and give it to me right back. Quick wit is really sexy on anyone.
and problems to feel better about mine.
Girl: To see a movie?
Boy: No, to count the seats.
properly ... Actually I don't give a fat flying ****
movie.... Bad girls smile because they know they can do better ;)
with a shallow person.
Photo taken from the internet.
Sort that **** out.
So if anyone asks, I'm outstanding!
It's all good though, the make-up sex was incredible!
advertising their personal blog or whatever.
I find it very appropriate that they do it even on the posts where someone is pouring their heart out over how they feel like they have no one.
Nothing says "I care for you" like a "Please visit my travel blog" comment.
I'm sarcastic, 99.9% of the time, but in that 0.1% where I'm not being my normal sarcastic self, everyone assumes I'm being sarcastic and no one will take what I say seriously!! Like c'mon guys wake the **** up!
characters as if they were real, and have you still think I'm sane...
it's just me and you again! isn't that wonderful? :)
that's my bad luck talking to me this morning. :/
must have been something I hate :I
Well I don't like your stupid.
for my life, I would probably die.
It's called the throne.
because apparently, slapping the hell out of your co-workers is frowned upon by management.
sarcasm is something everybody can enjoy.
But especially the ones who are smarter than you.
because it's illegal to kill them"
until someone doesn't pick up on the sarcasm.
It's also a good indicator of intelligence.
mouth without getting offended like a little *****.
where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer... I saw the video.
We need to talk.
Person: No, i'm watering it so it'll grow in to a bus.
I'm serious, this facial expression does not mean I am stabbing you mentally. What? Me? Want to kill like everyone today? Nah, I'm just overjoyed to see you
when you say Hi to them these days, they act as if you poke them right in the...!
I wonder why?
that you told me 2 tell him that he an kiss your ***
Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not having to explain myself.
yours belong in the zoo
Don't be mad I will be there too
Not in the cage but laughing at you
*the demon possessing my body blushes*
everyone assumes I'm mean, yet that's besides the point. sarcasm isn't mean it's just a way of interaction. you assume too much and get hurt from your own conclusion you're jumping to.
that I don't put enough gas in my car when we go out to eat. So I went to a Gas Station and we ate snacks there. 2 birds with 1 stone. #GasStationDating
I touch myself"... which translates to I rub my temples, because you give me a fukcing migraine.
I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
I was like, I KNOW, RIGHT?
but words will never hurt me unless those words are i don't know how to tell you this but you might have to get tested i might have given you the clap
that's why you have 197 photos in an album called "ME".
heart disease and obesity runs in your family. It's that no one runs in your family.
so why don't you just **** off and let me grow fonder off you hehehe