I Am Sarcastic

I'm only sarcastic, on days ending in Y

I'm not usually the "mean" sarcastic kind. I tend to be the playful or teasing sarcastic. Unless I'm dealing with someone just utterly being ignorant with me, then I might ooze a facecious response that would melt butter! Or...

My friend once asked me if I ever said anything that wasn't sarcastic.

My first instinct was to reply with an extremely sarcastic "Nooooo".

Then I realised.

when I was in 7th grade English......we got onto a discussion one day of brains.......(what brains and english have to do with each other I have no clue).....The teacher then asked this question......."How long do you think a person...

It's kinda backwards. When I'm serious people think I'm being sarcastic, and when I'm being sarcastic they assume I'm serious. So chances are if you think I'm being sarcastic then I'm serious, and if you think I'm serious I'm being...

I can be really sarcastic, but I don't mess around with money. And therefore banks.

That's what the soon to be x husband used to say when we would argue. He used it as though I was speaking another language.I cannot be downright mean but I compensate with sarcasm and I speak it quite fluently.

Honestly 90% of the time I don't have a serious answer for people. I'm just so blown away by their stupidity I have to make it obvious that whatever they just said really pissed me off; while still trying to be sneaky about it. Thank...

I have appreciated sarcasm for most of my life and I enjoy it very much. I find that people who don't appreciate sarcasm not to have a fully developed sense of humor. Sarcasm is a kind of coping tool to deal with the unintentionally...

Kind of like an innate ability I have to shoot off at the mouth and give a sarcastic answer. I truly mean nothing by it unless if you're rude to me or I'm joking.

So if you see me around.....Just know that I'm joking usually....unless...

I am convinced that I am more fluent in sarcasm than I am in English.

True story.

In being sarcastic I have found I must include smiley faces and such emoticons in my texts or there might be a chance my sarcasm is taken offensively :) gotta keep the humor in life somehow

Yeah most of my life revolves in sarcastically sarcastic comments and answers. It's me. Take it or leave it.

I know a lot of people believe that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but I tend to disagree. People all differ, as do their senses of humor. One man's comedy is another man's tragedy and so on...

I personally enjoy sarcasm, and it...

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
- Steven Wright

Me sarcastic no way!

I have a habit of being very sarcastic with everyone. ..

Sarcasm is not just a choice - it's a way of life! =)
If I didn't have my charming, dark sarcasm to get me through the day - I would cry. 
Not being a drama queen...I've truly had more than my fair share of tragedy and trauma...

If you haven't noticed already..get to know me. It's mostly how I deal with life in general. A coping mechanism if you will. Although, sometimes it's purely for the laughs. It is just who I am, Like it or leave it.

I shall endeavour to always be straight with you. But I will also try to be polite, & not just because it's the right thing to do but because I want to!

I've been thinking about this a lot lately. I suppose I feel a little... errr...

I am a thief.  I steal.  In fact, I've been stealing for a very long time.

I've evolved, as a thief.  My first thieving experiment didn't go so well.  I was in a Safeway (you know those right?  they're all the same, except...