understand peoples humor. How ironic is that.
that's why you have 197 photos in an album called "ME".
It's called the throne.
movie.... Bad girls smile because they know they can do better ;)
Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not having to explain myself.
with a shallow person.
Photo taken from the internet.
because apparently, slapping the hell out of your co-workers is frowned upon by management.
Sort that **** out.
So if anyone asks, I'm outstanding!
You little rebel. I like you!
heart disease and obesity runs in your family. It's that no one runs in your family.
Person: No, i'm watering it so it'll grow in to a bus.
that you told me 2 tell him that he an kiss your ***
so why don't you just **** off and let me grow fonder off you hehehe
or do they get up early every morning and practice?
that I don't put enough gas in my car when we go out to eat. So I went to a Gas Station and we ate snacks there. 2 birds with 1 stone. #GasStationDating
when you say Hi to them these days, they act as if you poke them right in the...!
I wonder why?
and problems to feel better about mine.
it's just me and you again! isn't that wonderful? :)
that's my bad luck talking to me this morning. :/
I'm sarcastic, 99.9% of the time, but in that 0.1% where I'm not being my normal sarcastic self, everyone assumes I'm being sarcastic and no one will take what I say seriously!! Like c'mon guys wake the **** up!
because it's illegal to kill them"
everyone assumes I'm mean, yet that's besides the point. sarcasm isn't mean it's just a way of interaction. you assume too much and get hurt from your own conclusion you're jumping to.
until someone doesn't pick up on the sarcasm.
I just know a lot of dead people who I didn't like...
and I had to share it....some times even the heavens say **** you
sarcasm is something everybody can enjoy.
But especially the ones who are smarter than you.
It's also a good indicator of intelligence.
who understand when I'm being that way and give it to me right back. Quick wit is really sexy on anyone.
mouth without getting offended like a little *****.
properly ... Actually I don't give a fat flying ****
I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
for my life, I would probably die.
"Yeah, I bet your knees do too."
Girl: To see a movie?
Boy: No, to count the seats.
where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer... I saw the video.
We need to talk.
It's all good though, the make-up sex was incredible!
difference between being an *******,and sarcasm?they are my favorites!