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I Am Sarcastic

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    mewtoi mewtoi 13-15, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I am incredibly sarcastic to the point that

    if you say anything to me I will reply in a sarcastic way, I especially love being sarcastic to my mum its so funny.
    AnotherTomboyGamer AnotherTomboyGamer 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

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    The Beauty In Sarcasm

    Oh sarcasm. These poor bystanders haven't a clue what you're doing. Is she being sarcastic? Is she not? Sarcasm is an enabler. It lets you get away with saying things that you normally wouldn't, without meaning it. In fact, you can tell the truth straight to somebody's face in...
    stephanie929 stephanie929 18-21, F 6 Responses Nov 21, 2013

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    Trending now on EP: "I know Jesus is the answer

    to every heartache." No, not quite. More like, "I know a half a bar of chocolate is the answer to every heartache." Not trying to sound stupid, but chocolate has healed more of my heartaches over the years far more effectively than "Jesus." Ben and Jerry's Death by Chocolate...
    Solfeggio Solfeggio 36-40, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    You know when people say

    or do something... and in your head you think something... well sadly sometimes I say them out loud. Some while ago we went to see my daughter in a swimming gala. One of her team-mate's mothers sat near us. She walked past - well she'd had the haircut which was a disaster. I...
    nunos nunos 51-55, M 12 Responses Jun 2

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    headfuckery headfuckery 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 2, 2013

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    I'm super sarcastic I think I was ground 99% of

    the time cause my mom thought I was being rude. No ***** I was being real -___-
    SamuraiNinja SamuraiNinja 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 15, 2013

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    People

    In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes stepped on my feet...and then she said," Sorry did that hurt?" I just wanna say, "not at all. I’m on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?" Ugh people =_='
    FinnyFunny FinnyFunny 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 28, 2013

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    The Sarcastic Exit Line (SEL)

    One of my favourite things in life (not quite as good as sex but close) is the Sarcastic Exit Line (SEL). The scenario is irresistible: Imagine a group of people chatting about a particular person and everyone seems to be in total agreement about him/her and hopefully, it's a...
    screamqueen1994 screamqueen1994 18-21, F 7 Responses Jul 11, 2013

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    My whole family has a very dry sense of humour.

    I love dry humour; there's nothing wrong with a little sarcasm, as long as you know your audience and don't push it to the point of sounding mean and bitter. My family's sarcasm can get a little exhausting at times, though, because it's just constant and sometimes it's hard to...
    Chaosforthefly Chaosforthefly 26-30, F 2 Responses Dec 22, 2013

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    killerinstinke killerinstinke 13-15, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    One good thing about being 50 is

    that the Internet wasn't around when I was young and did stupid things.
    cheersfromaz cheersfromaz 46-50, F 3 Responses Feb 8

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    szchwakovpf szchwakovpf 18-21, M Jul 19

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    I'm sarcastic so much

    that my best friend can't even tell when I'm being sarcastic or not
    Flyyer73 Flyyer73 16-17, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    Sarcastic Confession

    yes, i admit it.  i am sarcastic ... but only when i'm awake. for those of you who believe sarcasm is cruel or can get out of hand all i have to say is ... i imagine, in all reality, that sarcasm is, for the most part, a defense mechanism.  not only that but, ...
    AbbyNormal AbbyNormal 31-35, F 15 Responses May 25, 2007

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    I don't know how I would live with all the

    idiots in the world without sarcasm.
    rougewolf55555 rougewolf55555 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 2

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    I am sarcastic and proud :P who doesn't loves

    to have a special ability to insult idiots without them realizing :D
    beckygg beckygg 18-21, F 12 Responses Jul 4

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    I can if I feel like it,

    but I don't do it to make myself look cool or show off. Doing that shows you got issues lol nothing wrong with issues.
    kamachulu kamachulu 22-25, M 3 days ago

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    So much so that I think some people think I'm

    being rude! But the people with good senses of humor think I'm funny!
    tsg96 tsg96 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    The true art of sarcasm is

    when nobody can tell when you are serious or sarcastic. No, I'm not making fun of you. I totally like you..
    maddgirl maddgirl 18-21, F 12 Responses May 31

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    SurpriseMeToday SurpriseMeToday 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 15

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    athenalovlies athenalovlies 18-21, F 13 Responses May 7

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    It's very sad that some people just don't get it

    when you're being sarcastic. You make brilliant, witty, dry comment and then ... Nothing. A blank stare back complete with gaping mouth and flies. You're waiting for a lightbulb aha moment for them to register what you just said, then belatedly realize this monkey was missing...
    porfavor porfavor 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 17

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    I love sarcasm and am fairly fluent in it.

    I don't really get people who don't care for it. I mean, there is a time to be sarcastic and a time to be sincere, and you must know your audience, of course. I was talking to my adult son a while back, and I said I have never understood women who call their sons SOB's. I mean...
    RaverFan RaverFan 41-45 1 Response Jul 8

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    I use sarcasm all the time

    and my friends don't get it. Haha
    LovelyGamer LovelyGamer 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 21

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    It's my sense of humor,

    when I have it.
    Close2You Close2You 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 26

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    MajesticLust MajesticLust 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 7

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    LOL

    happinesswinsxx happinesswinsxx 41-45, F 6 Responses Jul 10

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    stephaniee20203 stephaniee20203 13-15, F 7 Responses Jul 22

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    Sarcasm is needed when: 1.

    People point at their wrist and ask what the time is. It's not as if I point at my crotch and ask where the toilet is. 2. People say, "oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too" - well, obviously! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 3. People say, "can I ask you a...
    SensitiveSelf SensitiveSelf 13-15 8 Responses Jun 15

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    paradox14 paradox14 31-35, M Jul 6

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    Wait... you want me to tell you why,

    exactly? I suppose you want me to, as well, inform you when I go to the restroom? I just farted a minute ago... thought you'd want to know that too. My absolute pleasure. :-)
    LoveOverHatred LoveOverHatred 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 6

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    I Am A Thief

    I am a thief.  I steal.  In fact, I've been stealing for a very long time.   I've evolved, as a thief.  My first thieving experiment didn't go so well.  I was in a Safeway (you know those right?  they're all the same, except the ones in Danville and rich...
    evanidul evanidul 31-35, M 7 Responses Jan 31, 2012

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    I never believed in miracles happening to me,

    even when I was the most religious, I never believed that things could happen to me just purely because of God’s blessings and without efforts or hard work from my side, that wouldn’t make any sense to me. However, I have always believed that no matter how much hard work I...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 23

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    Every time I'm around friends I'm being really

    sarcastic. Sometimes it's really hurtful but I only recognize that after I said that. My friends even say that they don't like. I'm trying to pay attention to what I'm saying lately, but it isn't really working out yet 😔.
    WillsWill WillsWill 16-17, M 2 Responses Jul 13

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    4ngel314 4ngel314 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 7

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    Is it my fault I feel the need to respond to

    stupid questions/statements with stupid answers/remarks?
    Keepitlit86 Keepitlit86 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 16

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    I pretend to be very conceited

    and over the top because I find it humorous and I love someone that I can talk to like that. I think it is hard to tell m y sarcasm through text but I still am sarcastic either way 😂😂
    darkmoonlight darkmoonlight 16-17, M 3 Responses Jul 9

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    BioFem17 BioFem17 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 17

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    Hey guys! So I'm new on this site.

    I've been told frequently that I'm to sarcastic, feisty, sassy. I've been wondering if I should change to make these people happy? If anyone else is sarcastic too or just needs to talk or can relate to me, please comment :)
    Holland3 Holland3 13-15, F 4 Responses Jul 24

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    spreadthelove22 spreadthelove22 22-25, F 3 Responses Feb 4

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    alisemichelle alisemichelle 16-17, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    ImmortalRussian ImmortalRussian 18-21, M 3 Responses May 28

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    I was in Jerusalem about to board a bus to the

    Knesset. My friend and I were discussing and wondering if the buses took American currency. I asked a lady who was standing there reading a newspaper, "do the buses take American dollars?" She barely looked up from her newspaper but she looked over her glasses at me and without...
    Ironicman Ironicman 56-60, M Jul 19

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    I hate when people don't understand sarcasm.

    They look at you like you are the dumbest person in the world. Anyone agree?
    xXsmilesKillmeXx xXsmilesKillmeXx 16-17, F 5 Responses Feb 26

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    ...because it's easier

    than saying all the things I'd really like to say.
    juniper12 juniper12 22-25, F 7 Responses Jun 11

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    I've been sarcastic since I could talk,

    apparently. Well, you know what I mean :p People always say "wow, no need for the attitude" It's not an attitude. It was sarcasm. Know the difference. It's also annoying when people don't know I'm being sarcastic, and take it the wrong way. My sarcasm is what keeps me sane...
    sugarcakes143 sugarcakes143 18-21, F 6 Responses 6 days ago

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    If you don't need me,

    why you bring me along? Or maybe you just forgot I exist
    ciel472 ciel472 16-17 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    cults cults 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    When people ask me dumb questions I can't help

    but answer with a dumb answer ... Really obvious questions deserve to be shut down by a joke sorry lol that's who I am ✋☺️
    Liveandlovefree Liveandlovefree 22-25, F 4 Responses Nov 29, 2013

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    "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" Only

    for those who have no idea how to use it. Those who frequently say "um" and "y'know". No I don't know. Articulate yourself. Then you might get my sarcasm
    LillikoiSeed LillikoiSeed 46-50, F 9 Responses Apr 11

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    If you can't say something nice,

    say something witty and sarcastic :)
    RiceBunny55 RiceBunny55 31-35, F 10 Responses 5 days ago

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    barnettmalone barnettmalone 22-25, M 6 Responses Dec 5, 2013

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    theSexpert989 theSexpert989 18-21, M Jul 15