because it's illegal to kill them"
What's the best one liner you have used to shut someone down?
who understand when I'm being that way and give it to me right back. Quick wit is really sexy on anyone.
if I'm being sarcastic or I'm just a *****!
to have fun.
You don't need running shoes to run but it fucken helps.
I automatically think "So take off all your clothes."
tubes of hemorrhoid cream?
It's called the throne.
and I had to share it....some times even the heavens say **** you
I'm serious, this facial expression does not mean I am stabbing you mentally. What? Me? Want to kill like everyone today? Nah, I'm just overjoyed to see you
before I send them, because I rarely say something that's not hilarious.
"I'm so ******* wet, give it to me now!"
She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella.
and problems to feel better about mine.
Like break your ****** neck.
So you don't like my attitude blame yourself!
that could have been wine.
or do they get up early every morning and practice?
...notice how all women's problems start with Men
because thou has ****** up before too.
. people take me seriously and take it all up the *** haha
.. Books Before Boys Because Boys Bring Babies
Especially frozen into cubes and completely surrounded by vodka.
I touch myself"... which translates to I rub my temples, because you give me a fukcing migraine.
I'm just gonna sit down like it's warm.
until someone doesn't pick up on the sarcasm.
encouragement. I feel like saying "Shut up I know I can do it, I just don't want to."
than a bad boy??
A badass man who has his **** together.
suffered from insanity. I replied No, we all seem to enjoy it.
everyone assumes I'm mean, yet that's besides the point. sarcasm isn't mean it's just a way of interaction. you assume too much and get hurt from your own conclusion you're jumping to.
that's why you have 197 photos in an album called "ME".
sarcasm is something everybody can enjoy.
But especially the ones who are smarter than you.
Person: No, i'm watering it so it'll grow in to a bus.