and it could be taken in a couple different ways, always go with sarcasm. Your chances of being wrong are incredibly low.
and problems to feel better about mine.
"I'm so ******* wet, give it to me now!"
She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella.
I'm serious, this facial expression does not mean I am stabbing you mentally. What? Me? Want to kill like everyone today? Nah, I'm just overjoyed to see you
encouragement. I feel like saying "Shut up I know I can do it, I just don't want to."
feelings. So, most of the time I keep it to myself. I absolutely love being in the company of people who can appreciate sarcastic humor. I am lucky to have such people in my life.
. people take me seriously and take it all up the *** haha
than a bad boy??
A badass man who has his **** together.
I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
and I had to share it....some times even the heavens say **** you
before making most decisions.
It's called the throne.
I touch myself"... which translates to I rub my temples, because you give me a fukcing migraine.
possibly the most sophisticated firm of humor, and not a good thing to use on your child. Trust me, I know.
suffered from insanity. I replied No, we all seem to enjoy it.
probably shouldn't do this" to "**** it, let's see what happens."
I'm just gonna sit down like it's warm.
everyone assumes I'm mean, yet that's besides the point. sarcasm isn't mean it's just a way of interaction. you assume too much and get hurt from your own conclusion you're jumping to.
who understand when I'm being that way and give it to me right back. Quick wit is really sexy on anyone.
Like break your ****** neck.
that I don't put enough gas in my car when we go out to eat. So I went to a Gas Station and we ate snacks there. 2 birds with 1 stone. #GasStationDating
...notice how all women's problems start with Men
I'm all peace, love and go **** yourself.
because it's illegal to kill them"
I automatically think "So take off all your clothes."
to have fun.
You don't need running shoes to run but it fucken helps.
but my fucket list is a mile long.
because apparently, slapping the hell out of your co-workers is frowned upon by management.
until someone doesn't pick up on the sarcasm.
before I send them, because I rarely say something that's not hilarious.
What's the best one liner you have used to shut someone down?
that's why you have 197 photos in an album called "ME".
tubes of hemorrhoid cream?
So you don't like my attitude blame yourself!
your man, just smile really big and ask "Notice anything different?"