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    I just ate a bowl full of cherries.

    ... Say something, *****!
    manchild81 manchild81 26-30, M 6 Responses Jul 15

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    If my battary was low

    and you where on a life machine... i would plug you out and charge my phone.
    Tabithah Tabithah 22-25, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    People say: "oh you're my everything.

    " "You're all I need." "I couldn't live without you." In school they taught me that i couldn't live without: Shelter. Water. Food. Oxygen. Ect. My text book never mentioned that guy I liked in 6th period. I'm pretty sure you can still survive without having someone "love" you...
    BrokenInnocence BrokenInnocence 13-15, F 10 Responses Jan 10

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    Person: *washes car* Neighbour: Are you washing

    your car? Person: No, i'm watering it so it'll grow in to a bus.
    DreamingSouls DreamingSouls 13-15, F 7 Responses Oct 17, 2014

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    My friend asked me if I had a bathroom,

    I replied, "nope we **** in the corner"
    suicideDepression suicideDepression 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 18, 2014

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    I use sarcasm because flat out telling you

    that you're a ******* moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon and i was raised better than that
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Aug 27, 2014

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    Sometimes it's fun being sarcastic.

    Sometimes it's a gift.. but other times it's curse. Oh well!!!!!
    VelcroB VelcroB 41-45, M 3 Responses Jul 14

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    paulsmith345 paulsmith345 16-17, M Jun 27

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    megamd megamd 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    And I agree that it's extremely rude.

    I was just told off in a group chat for being sarcastic, and confusing people about something and actually messing up their day. lol. They're just stupid... Not my fault.
    Storiesnotforthefaintofheart Storiesnotforthefaintofheart 18-21, F 8 Responses 1 day ago

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    If I ever say "Oh wow" to you,

    it doesn't mean I'm impressed. It means you're stupid.
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 3

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    If anything you should know about me I am a

    sucker for witty sarcasm Oh also my name is Abigail, 17 and new to this :)
    ababe98 ababe98 16-17, F 5 Responses Jul 17

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    supercoolguy23 supercoolguy23 26-30, M Jul 6

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    About an hour until my dentist appointment.

    I love that hell hole. I mean, it scares the **** out of me, drains my self confidence (the spoonful that I have) and makes me utterly vulnerable to whatever my mum wants the demons to do to me, but, hey... this is going to be ******* amazing!!! #FuckingTerrified. 😆😖
    Jaybird17 Jaybird17 16-17, F Jun 25

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    This is literally my personality xD I'm just

    so sarcastic about everything. my friends generally say they don't know whether I'm being sarcastic or telling the truth. I guess they'll never know;) It's probably the only way I can properly deal with negativity.
    deleted deleted 26-30 8 Responses May 28

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    my sarcasm level is so freaking high.

    like I go 0-100 real quick with my sarcasm. if you don't understand sarcasm, we can't be friends because I am the most sarcastic person you will ever meet.
    allthelove allthelove 16-17, F 6 Responses Jun 19

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    I'm probably the most sarcastic person you'll

    meet, some people might get offended.
    nunezquinnad nunezquinnad 18-21, F 8 Responses Jul 9

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    My sarcasm's not biting cuz my sister didn't

    get it a bit. I am more Chandler from Friends... Ha ha..... Love to use it on show offs to bring 'em down from their high horses and also on bitchy people to make them shut up..... Dig the looks on their faces when they realised they were trolled.... *evil laugh*
    CoraRobertson CoraRobertson 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 30

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    Are some people actually born stupid,

    or do they get up early every morning and practice?
    deleted deleted 26-30 27 Responses Apr 25

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    itsjakedam2 itsjakedam2 22-25, M 6 Responses 3 days ago

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    I was so proud when on Thanksgiving my six year

    old son used scarcasm properly for the first time. The 4 year old isn't there yet, but give her time. She is my mini-me after all.
    painterchick painterchick 36-40, F 3 Responses Jul 22

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    JustKindaThere JustKindaThere 16-17, F Jul 7

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    RedHwaiting RedHwaiting 18-21, F May 18

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    No, I don't want to cut your toenails right now.

    I want your *** in bed. It's almost midnight
    Gwall1234 Gwall1234 36-40, F 1 Response Jun 21

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    You don't like my sarcasm?

    Well I don't like your stupid.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 3 Responses Apr 23

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    NOTHING travels faster

    than the speed of stupid!
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Apr 27

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    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F 4 Responses Oct 4, 2014

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    Ah, ok, now I know what all the fuss is about

    with these new profile layouts, yeah, they're a bit ugly and messy, I don't like all the silly pictures next to the story groups, and it just doesn't feel personal any more, not helped by the fact that the main thing that stands out when looking at a profile pic is the silly...
    Tinboxdoll Tinboxdoll 36-40, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 9

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    I am sarcastic and proud :P who doesn't loves

    to have a special ability to insult idiots without them realizing :D
    beckygg beckygg 18-21, F 7 Responses Jul 4, 2014

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    "Some people are alive simply

    because it's illegal to kill them"
    moonblaze moonblaze 22-25, F 13 Responses Sep 15, 2014

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    Always at the wrong time

    or wrong place
    sandycheeks08 sandycheeks08 22-25, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    I have to use sarcasm at work,

    because apparently, slapping the hell out of your co-workers is frowned upon by management.
    HeyyMrsCarter HeyyMrsCarter 22-25, F 16 Responses Jul 9

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    when I'm sarcastic with a girl

    and she doesn't like it. ***** PLZZ LOL
    james6sydney james6sydney 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 19

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    If you have to explain

    after being sarcastic after being sarcastic, does that mean you were not sarcastic enough ?
    inexperiencedbloke inexperiencedbloke 31-35, M 5 Responses Jul 16

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    I am a legend when it comes to being sarcastic.

    ....I'll rev my sarcastic engine so fast that you 'll be left in the dust.I can rev it up to 7000 revs per minute.
    Dracula14 Dracula14 13-15, M 9 Responses Jun 29

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    Don't you just hate it

    when some fool thinks you're being serious...
    Calsi704 Calsi704 22-25, F 7 Responses Jul 2

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    Do people get your sarcasm

    or you have to be sarcastic about being sarcastic?
    inexperiencedbloke inexperiencedbloke 31-35, M 8 Responses Jul 15

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    a few days ago my company arrange motivation

    training for marketing purposes but there are I m not comfortable because every one are in Sirius mood trainer invited to me stage he asked me some simple question but I not able to give answer I feel nervous that time. I have lots ideas in my mind but when I gone my client that...
    Sunilkh Sunilkh 26-30, M 3 Responses Jul 16

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    Be careful how you word your messages to me.

    Or you might receive a sarcastic picture message in return.
    lonelytechie lonelytechie 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 7

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    And totally dig people

    who understand when I'm being that way and give it to me right back. Quick wit is really sexy on anyone.
    MissCocoGr MissCocoGr 31-35, F 13 Responses Feb 12

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    Im sarcastic a lot, and I find Americans do not

    get that humour much. I may be wrong but in my experience
    lucasss91 lucasss91 22-25, M 8 Responses 2 days ago

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    No matter how smart you think you are,

    sarcasm is something everybody can enjoy. But especially the ones who are smarter than you.
    Angelcum Angelcum 18-21, F 22 Responses Feb 20

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    YouCantEscapeMyDemons YouCantEscapeMyDemons 13-15, M 10 Responses May 14

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    Serendipitydoda Serendipitydoda 46-50, M 7 Responses 5 days ago

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    Thankfully women don't make up things in their

    heads that don't exist and get mad over it. That would be awkward.
    IDCFUKK IDCFUKK 18-21, M 8 Responses Feb 26

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    Boy: Want to go to the cinema?

    Girl: To see a movie? Boy: No, to count the seats.
    DreamingSouls DreamingSouls 13-15, F 10 Responses Sep 1, 2014