I Am Scared of Carrot Top

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    Scared Is A Little Strong

    but he is VERY creepy looking...his eyes are big..hair too red..muscles come from no where..his eyebrows..they go to the tip of his hairline..he's just creepy looking! Lol, hate for him to try to attack in the middle of the night..i wouldnt even tussle with 'em..just give him...
    lostprophet lostprophet
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Jun 28, 2010

    AAAH!

    Holy freakin' Hell! This person scares the hell out of me. I am about to wizz me knickers!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Aug 16, 2007

    :o

    yikes. like a buff, orange, llama faced, strangly feminine, crazy dude . and it looks like he wears makeup. does he?
    asdfok asdfok
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Dec 31, 2007

    Ashamed :(

    Carrot Top went to my high school. My 9th grade English teacher taught him. I am so ashamed. I have got to put this city on the map for a whole different reason.
    Melody08 Melody08
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Mar 3, 2009

    Creeeeeepy

    Carrot Top, and "Fitness Celebrity" John Basedow... *Shudder*
    paperalias paperalias
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Dec 20, 2007

    Who?

    Where did this creepster go anyway? I mean, I know he's a distant cousin of Coppercoil....I'll have to ask him.....   :P
    SweetbriarPoet SweetbriarPoet
    26-30, F
    1 Response Oct 27, 2008

    What Happened, Man?

    Remember when he was just a funny little prop comic? Can anyone remember back that far? I lived in Charlotte, NC when he did and he would come into the store where I worked. He was friendly and made everyone laugh, and none of us ever had to hide in fear of his eyebrows or catch...
    blathnat blathnat
    41-45
    Nov 27, 2011

    This Freak and Criss Angel

    I wish Criss Angel could make Carrot Top disappear. I'll have to call Penn & Teller or that guy that's been following me with the dark sunglasses. He looks so secret-service. Cool. I wonder if I could convice Congress this is a matter of national security. I mean, as long as...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Oct 5, 2008

    You Know What They Say About Children and Dogs...

    They will tell you what they feel about people immediately.  I think he looks freaky.  He was on television one time I was visiting my granddaughter, who is a toddler.  When Carrot Top appeared on the screen, she screamed, and the dog started barking. 'Nuff said...
    mysticsovereign mysticsovereign
    56-60, F
    4 Responses Nov 3, 2008

    Can't Believe It

    OMG, I can't freakin' believe anyone else feels this way!  Except I both fear and loathe him.  I think he's ugly, un-funny, un-talented, and like a scary clown...I wish he'd go away.  He confuses me, too.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Aug 17, 2007

    Totally Weirded-out

    Why, oh why, would anyone want to see this person?   Dear Lord, how did he get this way? I just can't look at IT anymore.....I'm gonna barf!!
    AyeAye AyeAye
    46-50, F
    1 Response Oct 28, 2008

    I Mean,

    he and his eyebrows creep me out.
    yoyy yoyy
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Nov 3, 2008
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