I Am Scared of Ronald Mcdonald

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    Coulrophobia..

    I am terrified of clowns..that pretty much sums it up..
    dalejrfan123 dalejrfan123
    16-17, F
    Mar 7, 2008

    Scary!!!!!!!!

    he's freaky looking! and lurking everywhere! and is he wearing some kind of prison jumpsuit?        ::shudder:: i don't like him. he's not my friend.  
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Mar 4, 2008

    Fell On Me

    I remember I was once in McDonalds and the statue of him fell on me!! Hmm....I never liked him since and tried to avoid the evil statue whenever I was dragged in. But, much to my delight, I found out last week that the McDonalds on the highstreet with the statue has shut...
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 7, 2008

    Oh God Yeah

    Ronald McDonald and the Burger King both freak me out.
    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Apr 1, 2010

    Of Course I Am....

    ... he is an effing clown for Gosh sake lol.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    23 Responses Mar 19, 2010

    McDonalds Vs Burger King

    I was thinking about creating this group and I just stumbled upon it!! Here's the deal:  While I will admit that the Burger King King is quite the creepy guy, what with the big plastic head and standing outside of people's windows, at least he doesn't remind me of a...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jan 11, 2009

    Ronald Don't Dare Get Any Closer!

    The statues are always dingy, dirty, and chipped. Ronald is always at the same spot every day-on the bench or in the corner of the playground, staring at the kids, always smiling. That guy's a pedo!
    goagainsttheflow goagainsttheflow
    22-25, F
    Dec 23, 2012
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