I Am Searching For My Partner In Crime

Well he used to be my partner in crimes, sometimes he even leaded the way, but now he has joined the other side.
I was going to say the dark side, but maybe I should say the bright side!!!??!!
Now he uses all his information against...

i'm looking for the bonnie to my clyde , literally lol

But then she left me hangin!

My partner in crime, or "partna" as he and I used to say, sort of just stopped being partners in crime.  We always had lots of fun.  He was my bar and party buddy.  Then he moved away, and I stayed in DC...

Where ever you are, I know you exist.
My lady of misfortune, the glow to my light.
The night to my...later that night.
 
The world will kneel before us, and tremble in our wake.
My presence within, my partner. My twin.
 ...

Ciao, Bella... Balliamo?
 
Siete la mia aria...  
Voglio vederti stasera
 
 
Dare il tuo amore...
 Tu sei una stella...la mia stella... Stavo sognando di voi...  Voglio fare l'amore con te...

She is daring, elegant, complicated, and doesn't take crap from anyone.  Together we would conquer the world, or at least a few savings & loans.

Someone I can run to, who can run to me, who can have fun with little or no boundaries and never worry about offending me.  We could be there for each other physically, mentally, sexually...you know the drill...
No secrets, no...

I'm looking for the Mickey to my Mallorie. I'm looking for the one guy that really gets it. The one to join me on my exploits and the one who will watch my back. I know he's out there and one day, I will find him.

How come people i know just cant be more like me, "latch on to a stronger person", yes i am looking for a partner in crime, but just as my sidekick, If i say "lets go to ann arbor" they say "fuck yeah...

My really good friend Mickey. Brash, rough and tumble red-head. She is as outspoken as I am reserved.
She is a seriously fun partner in crime.
Not looking for a partner in love crime - not in the next 10 years at least, then I...

He's got to be funny. No serious,brooding bundle of nerves will do.  I've seen enough of that and never again. He has to "get" my whacked sense of humor. Like shopping and like traveling.  That's it.   Seems...

I'm right here!!!! You need a partner in crime then I am just what YOU are lookin for. I'm good with details, readin people and knowin when to run for the hills.

Don't let this one time offer pass YOU buy pick up that phone and get...

And thats sad cuz I ain't picky I will take male or female..lmao! But they gotta be able to keep up with me, and I ain't slow...But I do not think I will ever meet my partner bec..well, I just don't see it...

Has anyone seen Heaven and Snowy today?  I came here thinking we would have a little fun but it seems they both have just disappeared.  I know they both had plans over the weekend but did they leave me early?  Okay if you...