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I Am Sick Of Fat Jokes

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    I Was The Joke At The Wedding... - I'm a 24 year old woman who weighs 182 lbs.. I have recently begun a new healthier food diet and am going to the gym for cardio workouts four...
    angelnomore angelnomore 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 20, 2012

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    .. - i hate fat jokes, they really hurt, they hurt even more when someone who is suppose to understand, doesn't understand, and drops them at the drop of the hat, and makes fun of...
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Oct 7, 2009

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    I Was In The Midst Of Fat Jokes! - I went out to my own birthday party with my friends.  I was waiting for the rest of my friends to get out so that we could come in...
    compulsion2 compulsion2 22-25, F 5 Responses Oct 24, 2009

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    Stop Them -     i am sick of fat jokes . stop them . they are mean and degrading to the person.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 12, 2009

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    I Just Will Not Tolerate It! - I am not just sick of them, I will not tolerate any type of negative put down.  Another thing, what is up with this word fat?  Isn't...
    compulsion2 compulsion2 22-25, F 9 Responses Oct 8, 2009

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    I Am Going For It - Well as I was saying, my firend in Toronto gave me this website www.kennsystem.com to loose weight. It looks like is something totally new. I called and they...
    julienseattle julienseattle 36-40 Nov 9, 2010

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    Of course I love eating fatty foods! And getting fatter and fatter is just a bonus to that :)
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    Hi people :-) I'm 19, 5'8, and 210 pounds of fat :-) I'm really lazy and love food too :-) I'd love to be a huge, mountainous jiggling blob of fat obesity. I'll be obesity in...
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    Dave bursts into the house, "Daddy! My GPA is 3.78 on a scale of 4!" The father is amazed and says "This calls for a party." The father takes Dave on a ride around town to shopping...
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    A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to...
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    A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his...
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    rrrrandom rrrrandom 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 24

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    Mothers provide the gentle, caring side of raising a child, and fathers provide the supportive, strength. Or vice versa. I don't label genders
    rapfordays rapfordays 18-21, F 5 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    21 year old guy in Minnesota. i have always wanted to help a thin girl get fat . if any girl age 16-23 that lives in Minnesota and is looking to gain message me
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    21 year old guy in Minnesota. i have always wanted to help a thin girl get fat . if any girl age 16-23 that lives in Minnesota and is looking to gain message me
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    21 year old guy in Minnesota. i have always wanted to help a thin girl get fat . if any girl age 16-23 that lives in Minnesota and is looking to gain message me
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    21 year old guy in Minnesota. i have always wanted to help a thin girl get fat . if any girl age 16-23 that lives in Minnesota and is looking to gain a belly for bikini season...
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    I would get fat enough to cover the planet! :-) :-)
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