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I Am Sick Of Fat Jokes

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    Stop Them

        i am sick of fat jokes . stop them . they are mean and degrading to the person.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 12, 2009

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    I Was The Joke At The Wedding...

    I'm a 24 year old woman who weighs 182 lbs.. I have recently begun a new healthier food diet and am going to the gym for cardio workouts four days a week. My target weight is 145 lbs and I hope to be there in time with dedication and hard work... I used to weigh 135-145 lbs and...
    angelnomore angelnomore 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 20, 2012

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    I Am Going For It

    Well as I was saying, my firend in Toronto gave me this website www.kennsystem.com to loose weight. It looks like is something totally new. I called and they told me I will be able to lose 10 percent of my weight in just 10 days. Then they spoke about eating only through a tiny...
    julienseattle julienseattle 36-40 Nov 9, 2010

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    I Just Will Not Tolerate It!

    I am not just sick of them, I will not tolerate any type of negative put down.  Another thing, what is up with this word fat?  Isn't it extremely degrading?  What did we do to deserve that word in the first place?  I like the word overweight better...
    compulsion2 compulsion2 22-25, F 9 Responses Oct 8, 2009

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    I Was In The Midst Of Fat Jokes!

    I went out to my own birthday party with my friends.  I was waiting for the rest of my friends to get out so that we could come in together.  As I was doing this, people began to point and laugh at me.  The group got larger and larger and then they...
    compulsion2 compulsion2 22-25, F 5 Responses Oct 24, 2009

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    i hate fat jokes, they really hurt, they hurt even more when someone who is suppose to understand, doesn't understand, and drops them at the drop of the hat, and makes fun of my weight, and makes me feel like i should just starve myself. i am overweight, i will admit it, but i...
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Oct 7, 2009

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    They're All Directed At Me

    My motto is large and in charge. Yes I'm a little bossy. Yes I'm quite large. But they do not need to make fat jokes about it. I'm a 12 year old female child who is 5'5 and 302 pounds. The jokes I hear everyday are "hey bob, what do you call an morbidly obese whale? Christina...
    FatBellyGainer FatBellyGainer 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 24, 2010

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    As you can see my fat has gone straight to my boobs and it feels great I've gone up several bra sizes since I started
    bigbaby16 bigbaby16 16-17, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    Actually that's pretty much why I'm a feeder, so I can fatten up as many people as I can! to make the world a fatter place :3 !!!
    Bryguy142 Bryguy142 13-15, M 4 hrs ago

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    You're either too skinny or too skinny. There is really no such thing as too fat. Never ever.
    Bryguy142 Bryguy142 13-15, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    I would absolutely love and adore to fatten up someone. I would enjoy it so dearly, however most of my feeders are either out of state, out of the country, or even outside of my...
    Bryguy142 Bryguy142 13-15, M 4 hrs ago

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    I havent had my asthma attack in a week! --throughout my trip..none! Now, the first morning i arrived home, i'm woken up wheezing. Is it the room? Or is it stress (of realizing...
    bellabong bellabong 26-30, F 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work." The boss says, "You know Hung...
    donna000 donna000 36-40, F 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    Hubby & I have married 18 years, dated 4 years before marrying. He has one daughter who's mother wasn't in her life growing up. I was unable to have children & hoped we could...
    tinkerette tinkerette 56-60, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    These are two stories of one of my class periods inside jokes from this month and not my own, but whatever. A few days ago during math, we were talking about the lesson and our...
    Lcy2472 Lcy2472 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    My female housemate and I had just got back from a night out. We'd stopped off for food, and she was bloated. She was a slim girl and bloated quickly, showing a cute bulge. I hadn...
    KindnessKing KindnessKing 26-30, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    My sons are sick and their sister doesn't have school tomorrow.
    WhatAFunGuy WhatAFunGuy 31-35, M 5 Responses 4 days ago

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    I have been sick, really sick. It started before Christmas with cellulitis in the sinus cavity. Then my upper molar abscessed into the already infected sinus. It was one thing...
    akindheart akindheart 56-60, F 29 Responses 4 days ago

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    Where's a good place to get a joke/riddle book? Does anyone have an author or title? I love jokes, but I have a hard time remembering them. My family likes to share them and I...
    Nikkisela Nikkisela 61-65, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    Jimmy Carr on fat people: A fat girl came up to me once. And I mean she was either really fast or 18 months pregnant. Bubbly you might say. Not with a fun personality that fills...
    Gentle153 Gentle153 26-30, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    That's funny, but I have always felt that I look better when I am sick! Or to put it better; I like my look better when I am sick. Not sure what it is... maybe it is because my...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    FAT= FABULOUS AND THYCK..I Absolutely Without Question/Fail Love Fabulous and Thyck Women,Hell I'm One.Fabulous and Thyck Women Are Simply The Most Beautiful Sexist and Hot Women...
    BiggBeautifulBri BiggBeautifulBri 46-50, M a week ago

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    Does anyone else experience a great feeling of anxiety and impending constant doom from this? Like something is terribly wrong...does anyone else feel this horrific panic deep in...
    myreality1 myreality1 36-40, M a week ago

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    An illiterate father and his educated son went on a camping trip. They set-up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, Father wakes his son and asks: "Look up to the sky and...
    LiveLifeN LiveLifeN 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 29

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    Proud father: Sir Elton John British Grammy-winner and flamboyant superstar Sir Elton John and his husband David Furnish had their ***** mixed together to inseminate a...
    Inexperienced3 Inexperienced3 51-55, M 1 Response Jan 28

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    Four expectant fathers pace in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor. The nurse enters and tells the first man, "Congratulations, you're the father of twins...
    coloco coloco 61-65, M 2 Responses Jan 27

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    Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
    coloco coloco 61-65, M Jan 27

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    There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy...
    coloco coloco 61-65, M 1 Response Jan 27

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    I have been a gainer for going on 4 years now. I used to be an athletic runner until I learned the joys of being fat once I started college. I started gaining pretty quickly and...
    ChubbyQ ChubbyQ 18-21, M 2 Responses Jan 27

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    I'm sick, but it didn't stop me from posting a new story on my blog. Check it out! It's called **Why having Sex when You're Sick is a Good Idea** :) http://kinkykatelyn.com/2016...
    KinkyKatelyn KinkyKatelyn 22-25, F 4 Responses Jan 27

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    I have a thing called pluracy (poor spelling) and it cuts off my breathing at any time. Well in gym class we are currently rock climbing. Two of my friends were holding the rope...
    LittleNutbag LittleNutbag 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 26

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    'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Dominic Savino?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 5 Responses Jan 26

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    Fat women are made the same as everyone else. I've met the kindest, sweetest women who were fat.
    mrcord mrcord 41-45, M Jan 25

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    There's always that one person that laughs way too hard at your jokes 😂😂 that's me
    strawberrymelons strawberrymelons 13-15, F Jan 25

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    a priest an a nun were riding on a camel thru the desert an the camel dies ... they have no food or what there stuck .. after a while the priest turns an says " sister can i ask u...
    angelfallen80 angelfallen80 31-35, F 6 Responses Jan 25

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    My father took his life when I was 9. I get severely depressed around this time of year and I never know why until I remember. I feel like crying but I am trying to be the strong...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 24

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    That he's like superman to me, and kryptonite, all at the same time, like nothing can hurt him, and when he jokes about his own death, it hurts me.
    Fanaoijga Fanaoijga 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 24

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    Finnegan, drunk as usual, staggers into Church, enters the confessional box, sits down but says nothing. The good Irish father coughs a few times to get his attention, but Finnegan...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 2 Responses Jan 24

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    So a while ago at the dinner table my sister and I were talking about our childhoods. It was more about my childhood and how my mum would work from 8am to 9pm or something so my...
    RachelDare RachelDare 13-15, F Jan 23

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    Well... not exactly. I do deliberately tell bad jokes because they always get great reactions out of people, and THAT is what I laugh at.
    JackMann JackMann 22-25, M Jan 22

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    A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son...
    samanthasince samanthasince 16-17, F 6 Responses Jan 21