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I Am Sick Of Fat Jokes

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 83 People

    I Am Going For It

    Well as I was saying, my firend in Toronto gave me this website www.kennsystem.com to loose weight. It looks like is something totally new. I called and they told me I will be able to lose 10 percent of my weight in just 10 days. Then they spoke about eating only through a tiny...
    julienseattle julienseattle 36-40 Nov 9, 2010

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    I Just Will Not Tolerate It!

    I am not just sick of them, I will not tolerate any type of negative put down.  Another thing, what is up with this word fat?  Isn't it extremely degrading?  What did we do to deserve that word in the first place?  I like the word overweight better...
    compulsion2 compulsion2 22-25, F 9 Responses Oct 8, 2009

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    Stop Them

        i am sick of fat jokes . stop them . they are mean and degrading to the person.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 12, 2009

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    I Was In The Midst Of Fat Jokes!

    I went out to my own birthday party with my friends.  I was waiting for the rest of my friends to get out so that we could come in together.  As I was doing this, people began to point and laugh at me.  The group got larger and larger and then they...
    compulsion2 compulsion2 22-25, F 5 Responses Oct 24, 2009

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    i hate fat jokes, they really hurt, they hurt even more when someone who is suppose to understand, doesn't understand, and drops them at the drop of the hat, and makes fun of my weight, and makes me feel like i should just starve myself. i am overweight, i will admit it, but i...
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Oct 7, 2009

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    I Was The Joke At The Wedding...

    I'm a 24 year old woman who weighs 182 lbs.. I have recently begun a new healthier food diet and am going to the gym for cardio workouts four days a week. My target weight is 145 lbs and I hope to be there in time with dedication and hard work... I used to weigh 135-145 lbs and...
    angelnomore angelnomore 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 20, 2012

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    They're All Directed At Me

    My motto is large and in charge. Yes I'm a little bossy. Yes I'm quite large. But they do not need to make fat jokes about it. I'm a 12 year old female child who is 5'5 and 302 pounds. The jokes I hear everyday are "hey bob, what do you call an morbidly obese whale? Christina...
    FatBellyGainer FatBellyGainer 13-15, F Dec 24, 2010

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    Mike9272 Mike9272 41-45, M 1 Response Feb 13

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    A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and he says "I hope the **** is disabled." The guy at the desk replies. "It's just regular **** you sick ****."
    Johndoe10000 Johndoe10000 46-50, M Feb 6

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    I do damnit! My supermarket (aldi) got in guitar strings today. Like what are the chances that I was trying to figure out how to get to a music shop this week to buy some and there...
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    Chinese Sick leave..... Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok.' The boss says...
    Inexperienced3 Inexperienced3 51-55, M 6 Responses Feb 23

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    This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 14

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    Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare...
    Johndoe10000 Johndoe10000 46-50, M Feb 8

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    Catholic Dog Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.. One day the dog died and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog...
    marmelade marmelade 51-55, F 2 Responses Feb 16

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    I Sent My Son to Israel A Jewish father was concerned about his son who was about a year away from his Bar Mitzvah but was sorely lacking in his knowledge of the Jewish faith...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Feb 24

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    A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to...
    graciousindifference29 graciousindifference29 26-30, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    Our Strange Strained Relationship- My father was married to my mother before I was born,but when my mother returned to the United States with me shortly after birth(they'd met...
    Srebro94 Srebro94 18-21, F 8 hrs ago

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    Boy: "I got an F in arithmetic." Father: "Why?" Boy: "The teacher asked 'How much is 2×3?' and I said '6'" Father: "But that's right!" Boy: "Then she asked me 'How much is...
    Mike9272 Mike9272 41-45, M 6 Responses Feb 12

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    Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest...
    Mike9272 Mike9272 41-45, M 1 Response Feb 12

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    yo mama so fat, she ate Gilbert Grape. ..and Gilbert Grape's fat mama (note to the young: there was a johnny depp/ leonardo diCaprio/ juliet lewis movie called "whats eating...
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 1 Response Feb 16

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    I use to be skinny and I just sick of it and one day I seen this kid where he was so fat and I just thought I want to be like that, so one day I asked my mum if I could become fat...
    FattyFatFats123 FattyFatFats123 13-15, M Feb 12

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    OK, so here's the thing. I'm an overweight girl, I weigh over 400 pounds and I'm only 17. I love to eat. Food is the best thing ever. Whenever I'm at a buffet at a resturaunt, I...
    livrox21 livrox21 22-25, F 4 Responses Feb 15

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    A priest and a doctor were out golfing. The doctor gets up to take his first shot. He swings and misses the ball completely. "God dammit, I missed," says the doctor. The sky...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Feb 8

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    A father noticed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort to motivate the boy into focusing more attention on his schoolwork, the father...
    Mike9272 Mike9272 41-45, M 1 Response Feb 13

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    A little boy was playing by a pond when he saw a Port-A-Potty. Feeling mischievous, he tipped it over into the pond, and ran all the way home. At dinner, his father told the story...
    Mike9272 Mike9272 41-45, M 1 Response Feb 13

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    Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 17

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    Little Harold was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of...
    undecided1129 undecided1129 18-21, F Feb 18

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    Little Harold was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 6 Responses Feb 18

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    WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS? A drunk man who smelled of beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 7 Responses Feb 25

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    There was an old priest in a small village. Every time he had to confess the sexual sins of the people he was shocked so he asked during the ceremony, people to tell him in...
    lahistoriadeB lahistoriadeB 36-40, M 2 Responses Feb 25

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    A Jewish businessman in Brooklyn decided to send his son to Israel to absorb some of the culture of the homeland. When the son returned, the father asked him to tell him about his...
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    What is a terminal illness? . . . . When you are sick at the airport.
    forbidden67 forbidden67 46-50, F 2 Responses Feb 6

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    I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
    Johndoe10000 Johndoe10000 46-50, M 4 Responses Feb 9

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    Window's vs. The Titanic When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house; a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court. Bill...
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    This is a issue I have kept locked up for years now but not I have come to a pivotal point in my teenage life where my actions disgust me and I can't shrug my guilt of anymore. I...
    jackinjoe jackinjoe 18-21, M Feb 13

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    There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, “If I hear one more person confess to...
    khenpal khenpal 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 19

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    a blonde a redhead and a brunette were discussing the brunettes pup and how it smelled the redhead said well give it a bath. The brunette said oh not in this weather I don't want...
    coloco coloco 61-65, M 5 Responses Feb 22

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    I gained loads of weight and at the time I enjoyed being fat. I've recently worked really hard to lose the weight after being sick of comments from friends and family along with...
    avantifish avantifish 31-35 Feb 23

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    Hi I just wanted to share this story to you all. So two years ago my dad was diagnosed with cancer. This scared me because I was 12 and I had already gone through my grandma dying...
    romanmichell romanmichell 13-15, M 3 Responses Feb 7

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    I went out to eat with my fat friend. She is a diabetic and looks 70s when she is really just in her 50s. She has severe neuropathy and other problems due to her weight. It is like...
    Sharona6319 Sharona6319 51-55, F Feb 15

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    A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS AT HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor BOY: No, I want that your hymns...
    karmameter karmameter 36-40, M 6 Responses Feb 6

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    A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist tells him that the condoms come in packs of three, nine, or 12, and asks which ones the young man wants. "Well...
    NicoleHere NicoleHere 31-35, F 5 Responses Feb 7

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