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I Am Sick Of Fat Jokes

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    Stop Them

        i am sick of fat jokes . stop them . they are mean and degrading to the person.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 12, 2009

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    I Am Going For It

    Well as I was saying, my firend in Toronto gave me this website www.kennsystem.com to loose weight. It looks like is something totally new. I called and they told me I will be able to lose 10 percent of my weight in just 10 days. Then they spoke about eating only through a tiny...
    julienseattle julienseattle 36-40 Nov 9, 2010

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    I Was In The Midst Of Fat Jokes!

    I went out to my own birthday party with my friends.  I was waiting for the rest of my friends to get out so that we could come in together.  As I was doing this, people began to point and laugh at me.  The group got larger and larger and then they...
    compulsion2 compulsion2 22-25, F 5 Responses Oct 24, 2009

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    They're All Directed At Me

    My motto is large and in charge. Yes I'm a little bossy. Yes I'm quite large. But they do not need to make fat jokes about it. I'm a 12 year old female child who is 5'5 and 302 pounds. The jokes I hear everyday are "hey bob, what do you call an morbidly obese whale? Christina...
    FatBellyGainer FatBellyGainer 13-15, F Dec 24, 2010

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    I Just Will Not Tolerate It!

    I am not just sick of them, I will not tolerate any type of negative put down.  Another thing, what is up with this word fat?  Isn't it extremely degrading?  What did we do to deserve that word in the first place?  I like the word overweight better...
    compulsion2 compulsion2 22-25, F 9 Responses Oct 8, 2009

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    i hate fat jokes, they really hurt, they hurt even more when someone who is suppose to understand, doesn't understand, and drops them at the drop of the hat, and makes fun of my weight, and makes me feel like i should just starve myself. i am overweight, i will admit it, but i...
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Oct 7, 2009

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    I Was The Joke At The Wedding...

    I'm a 24 year old woman who weighs 182 lbs.. I have recently begun a new healthier food diet and am going to the gym for cardio workouts four days a week. My target weight is 145 lbs and I hope to be there in time with dedication and hard work... I used to weigh 135-145 lbs and...
    angelnomore angelnomore 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 20, 2012

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    I'm done. With everything. I keep wishing for the day I'll die, but it just doesn't seem to happen. Probably has something to do with me, because I'm a failure who can't get...
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    Society is the most disgusting things. They only except you if you're a tall, thin girl. They idolize being a twig and put images into people's mind of who they need to be and what...
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    Any moms out there who were fat babies and now have their own fat babies?
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    Fück I hate this brand new hell of "co-parenting" our kids when as their father I see them 2 days a week. But I am clear about what I believe is their best interests. I am hoping...
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    Yo mama so fat when she walked by the tv I missed 3 episodes! Oooooohhhh!! No ;-; .-. I hate yo mama jokes
    emotionalyana emotionalyana 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 29

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    This isn't so much a fantasy as what I've already seen happen.My friend Aaron(600+ pounds)and his wife(500+)are both active(well,not active physically)gainers and have two very fat...
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